NationStates Jolt Archive


now here's a place I wouldn't mind working at...

JuNii
28-02-2009, 18:11
Helter skelter! (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1156292/Pictured-Britains-indoor-office-helter-skelter-sees-staff-slide-floors-just-seven-seconds.html)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/26/article-0-03AD21E6000005DC-395_468x648.jpg
The economy may be on a downward spiral.

But designers of a new office development have come up with a novel way of lifting morale during the downturn.

They have installed a see-through helter-skelter to take staff from the third to the ground floor reception area in an exhilarating seven seconds.
Catering for media-related businesses, the Electric Works office complex in Sheffield opens on Monday, complete with the novel descent.

Made of steel and plastic, it is 87ft long with a 40ft drop.

It will inevitably give the health and safety police palpitations, but that's all for the better according to designer Toby Hyam, who says it is intended as a 'statement about risk-taking'.

He said: 'We have put quite a lot of thought into what this is all about and we wanted to make a big effort to make this place special. We won't be putting another helter skelter in anywhere else.
'We know that it will be a novelty at first, and we don't know whether it will wear off, but if you are having a meeting with a client and people are whizzing past, it will be memorable.'
Office manager Deborah Walsh said: 'I think the helter-skelter is a brilliant idea and we will constantly have people moving in and moving out, so there will always be somebody new to try it.'

For the less adventurous, the options of using the stairs or a lift remain.

The project is the result of a public private partnership between landowner Yorkshire Forward, developers Scarborough Development Group and Sheffield Council which has bought the building.

It stands on land between the city's railway and bus stations and is aimed at people working in the creative industries and media, from freelancers who work alone to companies of up to 75 people.

The centre of the building will be known as the 'club area' and will be available on a subscription basis costing £50 a month. For this, members will get access to all communal areas and meeting spaces.

Other services, such as the hire of lockers which include mobile phone and laptop chargers, the provision of a business address and a reception service, will also be available at an extra charge.

A conference room, which seats 150 people in a theatre-style environment, is also available, and offices on the upper floors of the building are up for rent with prices starting at £16,000 a year.

The building will be run by Mr Hyam's company Creative Space Management which also runs Round Foundry media centre in Leeds and is working on several other Yorkshire projects.

the Economy shouldn't be the only thing experiencing a downward spiral!
Lunatic Goofballs
28-02-2009, 18:14
It's a start, but to meet with my approval, there really ought to be a mudpit at the bottom. *nod*
No Names Left Damn It
28-02-2009, 18:17
It's a start, but to meet with my approval, there really ought to be a mudpit at the bottom. *nod*

Filled with an assortment of piranhas, crocodiles and space herpes.
JuNii
28-02-2009, 18:20
It's a start, but to meet with my approval, there really ought to be a mudpit at the bottom. *nod*

if you look carefully at the bottom of the pic...

and you squint just right...

you can imagine a mud pit there! :D
Vectrova
28-02-2009, 19:11
That's a really distasteful name if people start to remember Charles Manson. Still, at least he made one of those school playground things in an office. Not quite as cool as Google, but a nice effort.
Free Soviets
28-02-2009, 19:18
They have installed a see-through helter-skelter to...

...trigger an apocalyptic race war. nobody is quite sure how.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
28-02-2009, 19:22
They have installed a see-through helter-skelter to...
...trigger an apocalyptic race war. nobody is quite sure how.
My plans tend to fall apart at this stage too.
"I have done X, which will now cause Y!"
"How?"
"I...don't...know."
"I see. You know you're going to have to get all those spoons off the ceiling on your own, right?"
"Does that mean you'll help me get the pennies off the floor?"
Naturality
28-02-2009, 19:39
haha that's awesome. Pretty steep too, bet they fly down that thing lol
No Names Left Damn It
28-02-2009, 19:41
haha that's awesome. Pretty steep too, bet they fly down that thing lol

7 seconds, so I'd say that's fairly slow.
JuNii
28-02-2009, 20:03
7 seconds, so I'd say that's fairly slow.

tweed doesn't go well on slides. :(
Naturality
28-02-2009, 20:08
7 seconds, so I'd say that's fairly slow.

Oh, yeah.
JuNii
28-02-2009, 20:14
My plans tend to fall apart at this stage too.
"I have done X, which will now cause Y!"
"How?"
"I...don't...know."
"I see. You know you're going to have to get all those spoons off the ceiling on your own, right?"
"Does that mean you'll help me get the pennies off the floor?"

SPOONS!?! Here I was trying to use Sporks! :mad:
Call to power
28-02-2009, 20:21
I'm sure you could just pay the secretary directly to show you what shes wearing :$

also £5 says fattie gets stuck
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
01-03-2009, 02:24
SPOONS!?! Here I was trying to use Sporks! :mad:
Oh, so I can blame you for the complete absence of flying grapefruit outside my window this morning? You ruined it, you bastard!
Trans Fatty Acids
01-03-2009, 05:21
That's a really distasteful name if people start to remember Charles Manson. Still, at least he made one of those school playground things in an office. Not quite as cool as Google, but a nice effort.

Only if people assume that the name origin goes Manson --> Beatles Song --> Twisty Slidey Thing and not the other way around, which it does. Plus remember this is in the UK, I'm pretty sure Manson isn't as big a deal there.
SaintB
01-03-2009, 13:01
That rocks, I want to work there...
I'd spend my entire lunch hour going down the slide and climbing up the stairs; talk about a way to lose weight! :D

I wanna install one in my house...