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After half a bottle of Tanqueray 10, a few pomegranate vodka/sprites, and a 40, I'd say I'm doing pretty well. Yay spring break.

*drinks water*

So how are you, and how will you cure your hangover?

Lots of meat. Start the day with a hamburger and a coke!

its like 3pm and I'm stuck in the house :(

is it socially acceptable to drink beer alone?

Just hade a couple of bottles of wine, one bottle of vodka and 10-20 beers last night so it is not to bad, thank you.

its like 3pm and I'm stuck in the house :(

is it socially acceptable to drink beer alone?

It depends, do you have an aspirations to succeed in life?

its like 3pm and I'm stuck in the house :(

is it socially acceptable to drink beer alone?

It is always socially acceptable to drink beer:)

to cure a hangover I complain about it to other people and spend the day in bed watching T4 even though its utter trash

Just hade a couple of bottles of wine, one bottle of vodka and 10-20 beers last night so it is not to bad, thank you.

no port, no grouse, no gin, no tequila not even Jack Daniels?!

lightweight :tongue:

It depends, do you have an aspirations to succeed in life?

...which one involves the least amount of work

...which one involves the least amount of work

Drinking alone.

I recommend Carlsberg Special Brew or Tennents Super. Both tried and tested solo drinking lagers and after a couple I'll guarantee you won't do any work.

A little hungover, but if I might be permitted a derail?

Last night we got pretty drunk and played games and carried on. A friend of mine and his girlfriend decided to crash the couch and we were wrapping it up. Well, I go to take a leak and when I come back, my wife is kind of frowning. We start to watch our winding-down movie and she whispers to me that this 'friend' and his girl had made a pretty fucking inappropriate pass at her, along the lines of 'Once John(that's me) goes to bed, the three of us should take a bubble bath!"

My wife said no thanks, politely, and we went to bed.

But waking up today, I feel a blaze of anger and violence growing in my chest. Should I stomp this motherfucker out? He's very aware that that sort of shit, with ME, is not only unacceptable, but likely to get you severely fucked up. I don't play those games, and goddamn sure not where my wife is concerned.

So, is this one of the situations where violence, or maybe a stern warning of violence to come if such a thing happens again, is appropriate?

I've had to cut down/ stop drinking for a while :(

Liver damage.


(Yes, I'm Irish)

I recommend Carlsberg Special Brew or Tennents Super. Both tried and tested solo drinking lagers and after a couple I'll guarantee you won't do any work.

will I still be capable of beating women and children though?

*sings*
Go to the pub
ave 10 pints
get completely plastered
Go back home
beat my wife
cus I'm a northern bastard

SNIP

maybe they were drunk and having a really bad joke? unless your bathtub is humongous I think this is the case

A little hungover, but if I might be permitted a derail?

Last night we got pretty drunk and played games and carried on. A friend of mine and his girlfriend decided to crash the couch and we were wrapping it up. Well, I go to take a leak and when I come back, my wife is kind of frowning. We start to watch our winding-down movie and she whispers to me that this 'friend' and his girl had made a pretty fucking inappropriate pass at her, along the lines of 'Once John(that's me) goes to bed, the three of us should take a bubble bath!"

My wife said no thanks, politely, and we went to bed.

But waking up today, I feel a blaze of anger and violence growing in my chest. Should I stomp this motherfucker out? He's very aware that that sort of shit, with ME, is not only unacceptable, but likely to get you severely fucked up. I don't play those games, and goddamn sure not where my wife is concerned.

So, is this one of the situations where violence, or maybe a stern warning of violence to come if such a thing happens again, is appropriate?

Break all his bones, torture his girlfriend to death in front of him, then drag him behind your car for a few miles.

My bathtub is large enough to fit three comfortably.

And torture and murder wasn't really what I had in mind. Just kicking a little ass to get my point across.

will I still be capable of beating women and children though?

*sings*

Not unless you're Scottish.

maybe they were drunk and having a really bad joke? unless your bathtub is humongous I think this is the case

Don't try to calm him down. Internet violence is fun.

My bathtub is large enough to fit three comfortably.

And torture and murder wasn't really what I had in mind. Just kicking a little ass to get my point across.

I was joking. In all seriousness he was probably just drunk, but if it happens again beat some sense into him.

Spring Break was 20 years ago. At least to me, drinking gets old the older you get. At 20 your hormones are bad enough right where they are, no alcohol is really required. lol

Dont mind me, i just visited Penn State yesterday because my gfs oldest son just got accepted there and we realized while in the campus bookstore that we were "The Parents" that we remembered when we were at school. It was really depressing.

Break all his bones, torture his girlfriend to death in front of him, then drag him behind your car for a few miles.

and don't send him a Christmas card!

My bathtub is large enough to fit three comfortably.

you are a god among men and its for this reason that your wife can be offered a 3-some

but really...if your bathtub fits 3 people surely you had this sort of thing in mind :confused:

And torture and murder wasn't really what I had in mind. Just kicking a little ass to get my point across.

*hands you some bubblegum*

Not unless you're Scottish.

curse my sissy southern race

Don't try to calm him down. Internet violence is fun.

not as much fun as getting in his wifes bathtub

and don't send him a Christmas card!


The horror!:eek:

Not as hungover as the person described in the following:

I got dispatched to a call today where a 22 yr old had called 911 after freezing half of his head after huffing an entire can of Dust Off. When my partner and I got to the call we saw the guy walk toward us but something was a bit strange. As I got closer, I saw that the entire side of his head was frozen...from the inside. The interior of his mouth and nose were sickly swolen and he could not move the right side of his mouth. He attempts to show us how he went to his garage after his mom and dad left, put a new can of the Dust Off in his mouth, and pulled the trigger. Problem began when he passed out while gripping the trigger. the entire can was discharged into his mouth and sinus cavity. He had massive swelling from his chin to the top of his head. Rescue arrived and advised that his inner mouth and sinus cavity had sustained major frost bite and permanent damage had possibly occurred. Call was a 60/40 blend of awesome and win.

A little hungover, but if I might be permitted a derail?

Last night we got pretty drunk and played games and carried on. A friend of mine and his girlfriend decided to crash the couch and we were wrapping it up. Well, I go to take a leak and when I come back, my wife is kind of frowning. We start to watch our winding-down movie and she whispers to me that this 'friend' and his girl had made a pretty fucking inappropriate pass at her, along the lines of 'Once John(that's me) goes to bed, the three of us should take a bubble bath!"

My wife said no thanks, politely, and we went to bed.

But waking up today, I feel a blaze of anger and violence growing in my chest. Should I stomp this motherfucker out? He's very aware that that sort of shit, with ME, is not only unacceptable, but likely to get you severely fucked up. I don't play those games, and goddamn sure not where my wife is concerned.

So, is this one of the situations where violence, or maybe a stern warning of violence to come if such a thing happens again, is appropriate?
let it go. beat him up if he ever tries it sober.

A lot. My head :(

I'm a bit too sober for my taste. Catnip ain't working no more. :(

I'm a bit too sober for my taste. Catnip ain't working no more. :(

Catnip being Absinthe?

Catnip being Absinthe?

Oh, shush. I need to go back to sleep. *nod*

Oh, shush. I need to go back to sleep. *nod*

*Knocks out with club*

There, now you can sleep all you like.

its like 3pm and I'm stuck in the house :(

is it socially acceptable to drink beer alone?

Who cares, you're alone! I prefer it that way usually. I drink less.

Not as hungover as the person described in the following:


omg that's awful.

omg that's awful.

I found it hilarious. Stupid twat got what was coming.

Just hade a couple of bottles of wine, one bottle of vodka and 10-20 beers last night so it is not to bad, thank you.

Okay, I'm going to place my bet: 15 years old. Any challengers?

Okay, I'm going to place my bet: 15 years old. Any challengers?

Actually 28, and I was joking..altough we Swedes are know to have a drink :p

So, is this one of the situations where violence, or maybe a stern warning of violence to come if such a thing happens again, is appropriate?
The time for violence was last night. Beating people up for things that happened more than 12 hours ago is childish.

I went through a fair bit of vodka (about 3/4s of a liter, it looks) last night, as it was my first time drinking after a 2 week dry spell (I've been too sick to drink lately). I was a little hung over this morning, but some soup (with a lot of salt) and Powerade are as good a cure as any other.

its like 3pm and I'm stuck in the house :(

is it socially acceptable to drink beer alone?
If you're alone, there is no society to be acceptable to. So drink, drink merrily and deeply.

let it go. beat him up if he ever tries it sober.

aye

The time for violence was last night. Beating people up for things that happened more than 12 hours ago is childish.

I went through a fair bit of vodka (about 3/4s of a liter, it looks) last night, as it was my first time drinking after a 2 week dry spell (I've been too sick to drink lately). I was a little hung over this morning, but some soup (with a lot of salt) and Powerade are as good a cure as any other.

Indeed. I use wake up after passing out/sleeping and drink lots of water from my bathroom sink, guzzling water from my hands. That worked ok. But the Powerade (actually did that last time -- I guzzled half of a 32oz and kept waking up to finish off the rest) was better I think.

I drink a lot at a time I guess at one sitting, by many peoples standards* .. but not nearly as much as I use to drink when partying with ppl. That's when I use to get some 2 day shit. It was probably slight alcohol poisoning and not just a hangover tho. :/

* - Recently read where binge drinking has been defined as 4/5 or more drinks.

If that also counts with beer.. I'd call that 'social drinking'. Who the hell drinks 4 or 5 beers unless it's just to be social. My avg is a 12 pack. Bit more or a bit less depending.

altough we Swedes are know to have a drink :p

no your not alcohol cost shed loads their and the Swedish alcohol monopoly is...interesting

bah I'm British put your pansy "Vodka" away and try what we like to call "stella"

Who cares, you're alone! I prefer it that way usually. I drink less.

If you're alone, there is no society to be acceptable to. So drink, drink merrily and deeply.

confess you just want me to share.

[QUOTE=Call to power;14559846]no your not alcohol cost shed loads their and the Swedish alcohol monopoly is...interesting

bah I'm British put your pansy "Vodka" away and try what we like to call "stella"
/[QUOTE]

I teach chemistry...so I could get alchohol a lot cheaper. So put that "stella" away and try this 99,9% ethanol from my work:D

But yeah, our monopoly has its pro and con. Hig price and limited accesability. On the other side, alcohol related deaths are the most common way to die for swedish men below 65.

I teach chemistry...so I could get alchohol a lot cheaper. So put that "stella" away and try this 99,9% ethanol from my work:D

thems drinking words! *dresses like a football hooligan*

you should totally tell us all the stuff we can drink to get smashed

Okay, I'm going to place my bet: 15 years old. Any challengers?

You don't have to be a teenager to drink like that.
Although it helps.

You don't have to be a teenager to drink like that.
Although it helps.

ell yeah, recouperative time is down.

Actually I look back when I was younger (teens) and drinking.. I don't think I drank 'more' .. I think I drank more often.

In my twenties is where I drank dangerously. Frakin liquor.

i'm drinking right now.

i'm drinking right now.

What are you drinking?

What are you drinking?

Sailor Jerry and Coke. Probably switch over to Stoli in another hour or two.

Sailor Jerry and Coke. Probably switch over to Stoli in another hour or two.


I recognize Coke. I will have to Goggle the rest.

Drink and be Merry regardless.

Tho the Sailor Jerry makes me think Rum ..no I havent googled yet hehe.

I recognize Coke. I will have to Goggle the rest.

Drink and be Merry regardless.

Sailor Jerry is a solid spiced rum (92 proof) and Stolichnaya is in my opinion one of the best vodkas for its price. Due to a disastrous incident involving vomiting and near death (known only as The Michigan Party), I can't do straight shots so I always spring for high quality liquor for mixing.

Sailor Jerry is a solid spiced rum (92 proof) and Stolichnaya is in my opinion one of the best vodkas for its price. Due to a disastrous incident involving vomiting and near death (known only as The Michigan Party), I can't do straight shots so I always spring for high quality liquor for mixing.


haha yeah. Smart move.

Lots of meat. Start the day with a hamburger and a coke!

I actually do this. 1/4 pounder, chips and a can of coke. Breakfast of champions, motherfucker.






Of course, being Irish I am immune to these "hangovers".
its like 3pm and I'm stuck in the house :(

is it socially acceptable to drink beer alone?
It is socially acceptable to drink anything alone.
So, is this one of the situations where violence, or maybe a stern warning of violence to come if such a thing happens again, is appropriate?
Fine him about 2/3 of the amount of alcohol he had that night. Ditto his girlfriend. The time for violence was then, while you could get leniency for it being a crime of passion.
I've had to cut down/ stop drinking for a while :(

Liver damage.


(Yes, I'm Irish)
Stupid human livers, unable to keep up with a perfectly reasonable diet of beer, spirits and more beer.
I'm a bit too sober for my taste. Catnip ain't working no more. :(
Make an appointment with the Four Horsemen of the Drunkpocalypse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Horsemen_(drink))
The time for violence was last night. Beating people up for things that happened more than 12 hours ago is childish.
I agree with Fiddles.





Ewwww, I feel so dirty.
thems drinking words! *dresses like a football hooligan*

you should totally tell us all the stuff we can drink to get smashed
"Cor, this stuff's blindin', guv"
"That good, is it?"
"No guv, I can't see"
Curiously, I didn't really get a hangover from my near-death experience. The only time I've gotten one involves red wine and, well, I learned a valuable lesson from that one.

Next time, drink enough red wine for it to be a near death experience

haha yeah. Smart move.

Curiously, I didn't really get a hangover from my near-death experience. The only time I've gotten one involves red wine and, well, I learned a valuable lesson from that one.

I agree with Fiddles.

Ewwww, I feel so dirty.
Give into your disgust, become one with the the Fiddlebottoms.

Curiously, I didn't really get a hangover from my near-death experience. The only time I've gotten one involves red wine and, well, I learned a valuable lesson from that one.

Euugh wine. Use to be a wine called Cisco* around here in the black neighborhoods. Some ppl called it liquid crack. I've always been a beer drinker.

*More powerful than 'Rick' (Wild Irish Rose).

Almost every time I gave wine or liqour a go it was sick city. I'm a beer drinker. And the only malt liqour that was decent was Colt 45.

I went & saw Melbourne Victory defeat Adelaide United 1-0 in the A-league grand final last night. I had about 6 beers at the pub before the game, another 4 at the match and a further 6 afterwards. I was feeling a bit hungover this morning, but not too bad. Plenty of water before going to bed, then a pot of tea & some vegemite toast has done the trick. :)

When I need to get sch-wasted (fun word):

Irish Carbombs,

or

Four Horsemen of Apocalypse Pure Whiskey with Hell Following.
A fun drink consisting of Johnny Walker, Jack Daniels', Jimmy Beam, and Jameson's Irish. And then we add the Everclear. :)

To recover: don't bother. If you do enough, you're better off staying up all night and sobering up and drinking water before sleeping through the next day.