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http://www.wbbm780.com/Placentas-Found-In-Sewage-System/3933040

URBANA, Ill. (AP) - Someone is disposing of placentas in the sewage system and authorities in central Illinois just want it to stop. Workers in Urbana-Champaign found a placenta Thursday in a filter that keeps large objects out of the sewage treatment plant.

It was the third found this year. Officials said it's never happened before. They wonder if a midwife or veterinarian is avoiding the expense of medical waste disposal.

The placenta is an organ that joins mother and fetus and is expelled during birth.

They are potentially infectious, although health officials said the risk to the public is low. State regulations prohibit disposal in sewage systems.

Champaign County Coroner Duane Northrup said he's not entirely sure whether the placentas are human or animal. More testing is under way.

I'm sure there's going to be some great puns in this thread, but I've downed half a dozen shots of Everclear 190, and I'm not witty anymore.

http://www.wbbm780.com/Placentas-Found-In-Sewage-System/3933040



I'm sure there's going to be some great puns in this thread, but I've downed half a dozen shots of E-clear 190, and I'm not witty anymore.

Perhaps you need to E-clear your head?

As for the story... funsies. Maybe it's leftovers from Bottle's gargling?

How odd.

I'm sure there's going to be some great puns in this thread, but I've downed half a dozen shots of Everclear 190, and I'm not witty anymore.

I used to bartend with a guy that had a shirt that read Everclear: For when you want to get laid, but don't feel like talking to her.

(yes, I know it's terrible. I do not condone the sentiment, I merely note its existence)

dumb. just bury the thing.

supposedly, they make awesome fertilizer. Not kidding, btw. And they decompose fairly quickly, too.

Obama is secretly aborting white foetuses and selling them to Al Qaeda to help bring the New World Order, somehow.

WHERE'S THE CHANGE NOW?

its Jack the Ripper!

I used to bartend with a guy that had a shirt that read Everclear: For when you want to get laid, but don't feel like talking to her.

(yes, I know it's terrible. I do not condone the sentiment, I merely note its existence)

I don't get it....

its Jack the Ripper!

HA, /thread.

I don't get it....

It's a nasty joke about getting chicks drunk to have sex with them. Everclear is a super-potent alcohol that accomplishes said goal in much less time and with much more efficacy than anything else short of chloroform.

It's a nasty joke about getting chicks drunk to have sex with them. Everclear is a super-potent alcohol that accomplishes said goal in much less time and with much more efficacy than anything else short of chloroform.

Ahh yea...that is distasteful...

It's a nasty joke about getting chicks drunk to have sex with them. Everclear is a super-potent alcohol that accomplishes said goal in much less time and with much more efficacy than anything else short of chloroform.

Goes out and buy Everclear :p

Never even heard of the stuff

It's a nasty joke about getting chicks drunk to have sex with them. Everclear is a super-potent alcohol that accomplishes said goal in much less time and with much more efficacy than anything else short of chloroform.

Sounds like a facial cleanser.

I'm sure someone will be along in a minute to turn a perfectly serious thread into a pun fest.

Some people just want to be the placenta of attention

All I can think of are dead baby jokes.

Has anyone seen my wife's placenta??!

Obama is secretly aborting white foetuses and selling them to Al Qaeda to help bring the New World Order, somehow.

WHERE'S THE CHANGE NOW?
Well, that would be quite a change from what the President normally does.
Has anyone seen my wife's placenta??!
Oh no! I think I accidentally dropped it from a plane that I was flying over Illinois for some reason.
I hope it didn't end up anywhere unfortunate.

its Jack the Ripper!

I knew he was coming for me. Damn it!

Oh no! I think I accidentally dropped it from a plane that I was flying over Illinois for some reason.
I hope it didn't end up anywhere unfortunate.

I thought you'd finally gotten your placenta-pult up and running. You need to work a bit on the range.

what the fuck?

placentas? in the sewers of new york, from what i hear tell, they've got living, glow in the dark featuses, riding arround on baby aligators.

I knew he was coming for me. Damn it!

*hands Nanatsu a shotgun* Problem solved.