NationStates Jolt Archive

I know I was out for a week repairing the damage done to my computer by that freak electrical storm when we powered up the new anti-matter generators that we installed with the money from the President Gore Clean Energy Grant money, but have things really changed that much in a week?

I log on, and you people are suddenly a bunch of left-wing socialist liberals! What the fuck?

Haven't we had enough of that mentality after 8 years of Al Bore? Let's give President McCain a chance to show us what he can do with a massive budget surplus and the strongest economy in a hundred years!

I mean, Christ, Cat-Tribes, what the fuck happend to you? You're the chair of the Southern California League For Turning Guantanamo Bay Into A Prison For Foreigners, but I looked at your recent threads, and they make no fucking sense!

Fass, when did you go to medical school? I thought you were still writing for Maxim magazine and having vaginal sex with your female wife.

At least Hotwife is starting to make some sense, after all those wasted years in the Progressive Socialist Workers Action Change Party Committee for Change, Action, and Progress in Society. I'm glad he's apparently left the Sarah Brady Senatorial campaign, but with his new conservative attitude, he'll probably break up with Neo Art, I would think.

Also, is Heikoku undercover or something? Seems to have really departed from the usual, raising funds for the School of the Americas, and blogging for Fox News.

Seriously, what the hell happened?

Uh, what?

Usurping the name of Jhahannam for your own purposes? Won't work though, as you're obviously a satirical parody, definitely distinguishable from the old Jhahannam, who was renowned for his work on behalf of the World Anti-Sarcasm League and his zero tolerance policy regarding members of all those offsite spam forums. Seriously, do your research, troll.

Welcome back. Here's your lei, your fez, your tiny car, and just sign this loyalty oath right...here...thanks. *lifts fingerprints off pen* *snaps photo* *files both away and locks cabinet* The pizza gets delivered in an hour. How ya been?

Welcome back. Here's your lei, your fez, your tiny car, and just sign this loyalty oath right...here...thanks. *lifts fingerprints off pen* *snaps photo* *files both away and locks cabinet* The pizza gets delivered in an hour. How ya been?

I'm fine. I thought your husband didn't allow you to post during these hours, because it made you "uppity"?

I lol'd, looks like we've found an alternate universe version Jhahanam!

I'm fine. I thought your husband didn't allow you to post during these hours, because it made you "uppity"?
I had him killed for annoying me. Now I can post any time I like. :D

I lol'd, looks like we've found an alternate universe version Jhahanam!

How come you're not listed as a mod anymore?

I had him killed for annoying me. Now I can post any time I like. :D

So, all that stuff you used to talk about how "Its a woman's Christian duty to defer to her husband as the spiritual leader of the home, and if she strays from that obligation through selfish expressions of willfulness, the man is acting in her best interest by giving her discipline and limits" just suddenly evaporated?

Geez, Mur, keep this up, and Ann Coulter isn't going to want you to write the foreword to any more of her Chick Pamphlets.

So, all that stuff you used to talk about how "Its a woman's Christian duty to defer to her husband as the spiritual leader of the home, and if she strays from that obligation through selfish expressions of willfulness, the man is acting in her best interest by giving her discipline and limits" just suddenly evaporated?

Geez, Mur, keep this up, and Ann Coulter isn't going to want you to write the foreword to any more of her Chick Pamphlets.
Well, no, it didn't just evaporate really. It's just that I found out there's a limit to everything. He found it out, too. *remembers* *smiles* Oh, well.

That electrical storm killed you. You're in hell, and we're the godless liberal commie muslim demons who'll be torturing you for the rest of eternity.

That electrical storm killed you. You're in hell, and we're the godless liberal commie muslim demons who'll be torturing you for the rest of eternity.

So...Rush Limbaugh's cosmology was right?

Shit, I must be in an alternate dimension...

Usurping the name of Jhahannam for your own purposes? Won't work though, as you're obviously a satirical parody, definitely distinguishable from the old Jhahannam, who was renowned for his work on behalf of the World Anti-Sarcasm League and his zero tolerance policy regarding members of all those offsite spam forums. Seriously, do your research, troll.

Well, that Jhahannam sounds just like me, because I don't tolerate Spam. Ever. I'm spam free, thanks to Jesus.

Well, that Jhahannam sounds just like me, because I don't tolerate Spam. Ever. I'm spam free, thanks to Jesus.

Lies. Lies and calumny. A true Christian would know what Jesus really thinks about spam. When was the last time *you* read through Matthew, chapter 19, verses 24-27? Huh?!

How come you're not listed as a mod anymore?

Since I have the ability to perceive other realities, I can tell you what has happened. In your universe, technological innovation was forced by the increasing demands of the military during the highly successful war in Iraq and the subsequent removal of Al Qaeda militia groups Saddam was proven to be controlling and funding. Coupled with the strong and secure financial system administered by progressive altruistic bankers, wealth was easily accessible for everyone, and green agencies were able to distribute this accumulated wealth with everyone's support, hence allowing you to acquire technologies such as anti-matter generators. Unfortunately, these generators somehow opened up an inter-dimensional rift, and forced you to travel to our universe, where everything is teh opposites!

Lies. Lies and calumny. A true Christian would know what Jesus really thinks about spam. When was the last time *you* read through Matthew, chapter 19, verses 24-27? Huh?!

Is that the part where they heal the sick rat, who turns out to be some kind of science experiment, and he fights the evil rat with toothpick swords?

Or was that the Secret of NIMH...

So...Rush Limbaugh's cosmology was right?

Shit, I must be in an alternate dimension...

Nah, this is hell. Turns out the jews were right.

Nah, this is hell. Turns out the jews were right.

Why wouldn't they be right? They're the most widely loved and well treated people in history. That's why they were invited by the residents of the Middle East to establish a nation state there.

Why wouldn't they be right? They're the most widely loved and well treated people in history. That's why they were invited by the residents of the Middle East to establish a nation state there.

As I recall it was a tough choice between the Middle East, the midwestern United States, and Russia's Jewish Autonomous Oblast -- but in the end the Arabs voluntarily threw in loads of free military hardware to entice the Jews over, so they decided to go with the Mideast.

As for the part about the rat? Yeah, that was it. The Secret of NIMH was the one where this short guy with hairy feet got a magic ring that he had to throw into a volcano.

Why wouldn't they be right? They're the most widely loved and well treated people in history. That's why they were invited by the residents of the Middle East to establish a nation state there.

It's a shame the man is keeping them down though, not letting them have any part in the financial industry, politics or the media.

Well, that Jhahannam sounds just like me, because I don't tolerate Spam. Ever. I'm spam free, thanks to Jesus.

DUDE! You didn't hear that Pope Dawkins used the Kama Sutra to prove that Jesus didn't really exist? Five zimbabwe dollars says someone takes that statement seriously.

As I recall it was a tough choice between the Middle East, the midwestern United States, and Russia's Jewish Autonomous Oblast


How can you forget Germany's welcoming hospitality in the early 20th century?

How can you forget Germany's welcoming hospitality in the early 20th century?

Yeah, but they decided to leave anyway, because they weren't being offered a place in the banks or the media, and hadn't really had any power to help Germany out during the First World War.

How can you forget Germany's welcoming hospitality in the early 20th century?

Oh, yeah...Squeegeenacht, where the aryan germans went into Jewish neighborhoods and cleaned all their windows...

And the parades, man those were awesome.

DUDE! You didn't hear that Pope Dawkins used the Kama Sutra to prove that Jesus didn't really exist? Five zimbabwe dollars says someone takes that statement seriously.

What are you talking about? Dawkins isn't Catholic. He's Mormon or something.

What are you talking about? Dawkins isn't Catholic. He's Mormon or something.

I know for a fact he's not Mormon. They mandate drinking of alcoholic beverages and suchlike, and Dawkins is a known teetotaler. Plus, he has at least two wives, and you know how strict the Mormons are about that kind of thing.

What are you talking about? Dawkins isn't Catholic. He's Mormon or something.

Nonono, he's Pastafarian. So is James Randi (the #2 vote-getter) for that matter.

What are you talking about? Dawkins isn't Catholic. He's Mormon or something.

So I hear the raving socialist Neu Leonstein has been banned yet again by LG, the administrator, for spamming and being a bit silly, back in your universe. Someone needs to tell LG to stop being so serious!

So I hear the raving socialist Neu Leonstein has been banned yet again by LG, the administrator, for spamming and being a bit silly, back in your universe. Someone needs to tell LG to stop being so serious!

Christ, isn't that the truth.

Did you hear LG gave Trostia a yellow card for the thread "How do you know if a Jewish Girl is on her period? She's only wearing one sock."

Jhahannam, you bastard. I can't believe you have the nerve to show your face here after the way you treated that poor Spanish girl. Did you know she's become a nun now? She just couldn't take any more of your rejection and insults, and really, who could blame her?

And don't mention that Neo Art idiot to me. Even if he and Hotwife weren't so damn cutesy it makes me sick, he's so boring. All he ever does is correct everyone's spelling.

Even if he and Hotwife weren't so damn cutesy it makes me sick, he's so boring. All he ever does is correct everyone's spelling.

And I don't understand how he continues to back Hotwife up, even though Hotwife's repeatedly argued for the repeal of the Second Amendment and always points out how inferior America is to those European countries. It can get pretty annoying sometimes.

Jhahannam, you bastard. I can't believe you have the nerve to show your face here after the way you treated that poor Spanish girl. Did you know she's become a nun now? She just couldn't take any more of your rejection and insults, and really, who could blame her?

Its not my fault. She was so obsessed with getting married, its all she talked about. That, moving to Oxford to study the British Economy.


And don't mention that Neo Art idiot to me. Even if he and Hotwife weren't so damn cutesy it makes me sick, he's so boring. All he ever does is correct everyone's spelling.

Yeah, the two of them posting .jpg's of their Fire Island Vacations are getting a little old.

You still celibate?

All he ever does is correct everyone's spelling.

I think he especially needs to lay off fass. I know his spelling and grammar is pretty poor, but he's distracted by depression induced by his hatred of Sweden and Europe the 'fag-enablers'.

Jhahannam, you bastard. I can't believe you have the nerve to show your face here after the way you treated that poor Spanish girl. Did you know she's become a nun now? She just couldn't take any more of your rejection and insults, and really, who could blame her?

And don't mention that Neo Art idiot to me. Even if he and Hotwife weren't so damn cutesy it makes me sick, he's so boring. All he ever does is correct everyone's spelling.

Pfft, back to your 'wonderful' sex in the missionary position with the lights off and socks on.

Is that the part where they heal the sick rat, who turns out to be some kind of science experiment, and he fights the evil rat with toothpick swords?

Or was that the Secret of NIMH...
The Bible, The Secret of N.I.M.H., it is really just the same thing. As everyone knows: Nicodemus=Jesus.

I haven't changed one bit. :)

The Bible, The Secret of N.I.M.H., it is really just the same thing. As everyone knows: Nicodemus=Jesus.

Hmm...in order to get back home, I have to find the "symmetry nexus" between my world and yours...the one concept or idea that is true in both universes.

This might be it.

And I don't understand how he continues to back Hotwife up, even though Hotwife's repeatedly argued for the repeal of the Second Amendment and always points out how inferior America is to those European countries . It can get pretty annoying sometimes.

He's got a point. Ever since France conquered Europe between 1939 and 1945 and annexed the whole of the continent up to the Russian border, 'L'Europe' has been the prime military and economic power in the world, despite the alliance between the United States and the Soviet Union in 1945 that attempted to balance its power.

Pfft, back to your 'wonderful' sex in the missionary position with the lights off and socks on.

Ugh, I can't believe you'd imply I'd willingly discuss my sex life here (although, for the record, anyone who does things differently is a fucking pervert and should be forcibly sterilized).

I haven't changed one bit. :)

You're still a paid extra at funeral services, hired by people to stand near the casket and exude somberness?

He's got a point. Ever since France conquered Europe between 1939 and 1945 and annexed the whole of the continent up to the Russian border, 'L'Europe' has been the prime military and economic power in the world, despite the alliance between the United States and the Soviet Union in 1945 that attempted to balance its power.

Meh. Just because France and the British Empire are the major surviving world powers doesn't mean they're better than us. After all, France is still a military dictatorship which has only adopted the casual trappings of democracy, while Britain is actively racist against non-whites and has banned anyone not of Northwest European ancestry from entering the Home Islands. Compared to that, the United States (especially places such as Kansas) are a veritable bastion of freedom and liberalism, not to mention sufficiently fond of diplomacy that we were able to renegotiate a military alliance with Canada even after they invaded us and burned down the White House back in the 1800s.

Meh. Just because France and the British Empire are the major surviving world powers doesn't mean they're better than us. After all, France is still a military dictatorship which has only adopted the casual trappings of democracy, while Britain is actively racist against non-whites and has banned anyone not of Northwest European ancestry from entering the Home Islands. Compared to that, the United States (especially places such as Kansas) are a veritable bastion of freedom and liberalism, not to mention sufficiently fond of diplomacy that we were able to renegotiate a military alliance with Canada even after they invaded us and burned down the White House back in the 1800s.

Besides, our economy is doing great now that President Bush turned Clinton's deficit into a massive surplus. Why, this is a period of prosperity not seen since the Great Celebration in the 30's! I think he may go down as one of our best presidents ever.

Meh. Just because France and the British Empire are the major surviving world powers doesn't mean they're better than us. After all, France is still a military dictatorship which has only adopted the casual trappings of democracy, while Britain is actively racist against non-whites and has banned anyone not of Northwest European ancestry from entering the Home Islands. Compared to that, the United States (especially places such as Kansas) are a veritable bastion of freedom and liberalism, not to mention sufficiently fond of diplomacy that we were able to renegotiate a military alliance with Canada even after they invaded us and burned down the White House back in the 1800s.

Yeah but it was us that extended the first olive branch by sharing our two-four of molsons with you and then singing Kumbaya and roasting a pack of mash-mellows with you while we watched it burn. It's hard to stay mad after a bonding moment like that.

Yeah but it was us that extended the first olive branch by sharing our two-four of molsons with you and then singing Kumbaya and roasting a pack of mash-mellows with you while we watched it burn. It's hard to stay mad after a bonding moment like that.

Prime Minister Shatner really built the bridges. Him and Lorne Michaels.

Meh. Just because France and the British Empire are the major surviving world powers doesn't mean they're better than us. After all, France is still a military dictatorship which has only adopted the casual trappings of democracy, while Britain is actively racist against non-whites and has banned anyone not of Northwest European ancestry from entering the Home Islands. Compared to that, the United States (especially places such as Kansas) are a veritable bastion of freedom and liberalism, not to mention sufficiently fond of diplomacy that we were able to renegotiate a military alliance with Canada even after they invaded us and burned down the White House back in the 1800s.

Rule Britannia. At least those of us in the British Empire still use a common sense form of calculating currency unlike you Americans. Which reminds me, I need to get a few pence and buy my copy of the evening paper.

Rule Britannia. At least those of us in the British Empire still use a common sense form of calculating currency unlike you Americans. Which reminds me, I need to get a few pence and buy my copy of the evening paper.

I'll loan you a quid if you'll pick me up a 1/32 of a slug of cabbage and beef.

Besides, our economy is doing great now that President Bush turned Clinton's deficit into a massive surplus. Why, this is a period of prosperity not seen since the Great Celebration in the 30's! I think he may go down as one of our best presidents ever.

Bush was the best president since Walter Mondale

not seen since the Great Celebration in the 30's

Ahh, the wall street bash, good times!

Rule Britannia. At least those of us in the British Empire still use a common sense form of calculating currency unlike you Americans. Which reminds me, I need to get a few pence and buy my copy of the evening paper.

Yeah, that's one of our few weaknesses. If only we'd ever signed some kind of "Constitution", rather than the Articles of Confederation we now have, to standardize currency. Every time I cross the George Washington Bridge into New Jersey I have to exchange my New York Dollars for New Jersey Dollars, and with the recent economic upsurge the exchange rates get really confusing after awhile. Little wonder most people still use the pound sterling as a standardized currency.

I'll loan you a quid if you'll pick me up a 1/32 of a slug of cabbage and beef.

No problem; the greengrocer and the butcher are all next door to the grocers. Wouldn't it be a good thing if you could buy all your things in one place?

You know, I really rather would have been born in Blighty, and there's no way I'm going to be able to get an airship ticket over there now. If any of you have been listening to the newscasts lately, well, you'll know what's going on. If not, I'll precis anyway: we have a faction of secessionists who want to split northern New South Wales into a separate nation. The militia doesn't like that at all.

Why in good God's name didn't we federate when the opportunity came up? Now a hundred years later I'm living in Edenglassie and listening to the artillery in the distance. You wouldn't think Brits could be this uncivilised, but oh no, here we are being immature little pricks over a piece of land. Doesn't bloody help that the Crown refuses to step in and stop the war; I think His Majesty is having a nice little bloody laugh about the entire thing.

The secessionists are bloody crazy, really. I mean, they're willing to artilleriate all of Edenglassie and the entire 'border' to institute some sort of decimalised currency and a little 'freedom' besides; what's wrong with the pound and what has the Crown ever done wrong by us, other than, of course, refusing to stop the war?

:( :( :( WHERE IS THE SANITY?

I know I was out for a week repairing the damage done to my computer by that freak electrical storm when we powered up the new anti-matter generators that we installed with the money from the President Gore Clean Energy Grant money, but have things really changed that much in a week?

I log on, and you people are suddenly a bunch of left-wing socialist liberals! What the fuck?

Haven't we had enough of that mentality after 8 years of Al Bore? Let's give President McCain a chance to show us what he can do with a massive budget surplus and the strongest economy in a hundred years!

I mean, Christ, Cat-Tribes, what the fuck happend to you? You're the chair of the Southern California League For Turning Guantanamo Bay Into A Prison For Foreigners, but I looked at your recent threads, and they make no fucking sense!

Fass, when did you go to medical school? I thought you were still writing for Maxim magazine and having vaginal sex with your female wife.

At least Hotwife is starting to make some sense, after all those wasted years in the Progressive Socialist Workers Action Change Party Committee for Change, Action, and Progress in Society. I'm glad he's apparently left the Sarah Brady Senatorial campaign, but with his new conservative attitude, he'll probably break up with Neo Art, I would think.

Also, is Heikoku undercover or something? Seems to have really departed from the usual, raising funds for the School of the Americas, and blogging for Fox News.

Seriously, what the hell happened?

Hah! My evil plan worked! Now maybe you can tell Ghost of Ayn Rand to give me my damned lighter back.

Kostemetsia, you know that King Dick Seddon was strongly in favour of Federation; indeed, the whole of New Zealand was looking forward to being part of the Commonwealth of Australasia, but no, it was those blasted New South Welshmen that had to interfere with the process.

You know, I really rather would have been born in Blighty, and there's no way I'm going to be able to get an airship ticket over there now. If any of you have been listening to the newscasts lately, well, you'll know what's going on. If not, I'll precis anyway: we have a faction of secessionists who want to split northern New South Wales into a separate nation. The militia doesn't like that at all.

Why in good God's name didn't we federate when the opportunity came up? Now a hundred years later I'm living in Edenglassie and listening to the artillery in the distance. You wouldn't think Brits could be this uncivilised, but oh no, here we are being immature little pricks over a piece of land. Doesn't bloody help that the Crown refuses to step in and stop the war; I think His Majesty is having a nice little bloody laugh about the entire thing.

The secessionists are bloody crazy, really. I mean, they're willing to artilleriate all of Edenglassie and the entire 'border' to institute some sort of decimalised currency and a little 'freedom' besides; what's wrong with the pound and what has the Crown ever done wrong by us, other than, of course, refusing to stop the war?

:( :( :( WHERE IS THE SANITY?

Dude! Take it to another thread. My modem's burning off enough steam processing the bandwidth created by this thread; I'd hate to have to fill up the boiler *again* just 'cause you want to complain about your little war. Anyway, a little secession isn't bad for the nation; the Confederate States of America were quite successful for fifty years or so, even if they've become economically dependent on us and a few have even voted to be reintegrated back into the Union. Damn Brits.

they allow goatees in the french foreign legion?

I'd rather not have the New South Welshmen referred to as 'blasted', being one myself. I'm slightly sensitive about that sort of thing, and I certainly wouldn't be called a Queenslander by any stretch like these secessionists are trying to mandate.

What's worse is the local complement of liberals agree with them, and liberalism is fairly powerful here ever since Kieran "Tim" Quinn got his second term. It's turning into a bloody communist state: no family values, no restrictions on perversion, no economic free-marketism, and rebellion against King and Country. Mind you, I'm not all that enamoured of the Crown myself at the moment, but by God I certainly wouldn't be starting an insurgency.

And I don't understand how he continues to back Hotwife up, even though Hotwife's repeatedly argued for the repeal of the Second Amendment and always points out how inferior America is to those European countries. It can get pretty annoying sometimes.

Which is of course silly, we all know that America is the best place in the world. After all they're not forced to speak french there...

they allow goatees in the french foreign legion?

What do you mean? Why would I join the French Foreign Legion, I have such a meaningful and fulfilling life.

Rule Britannia. At least those of us in the British Empire still use a common sense form of calculating currency unlike you Americans. Which reminds me, I need to get a few pence and buy my copy of the evening paper.

You're lucky, do you know how much the papers cost in the north, a shilling! I mean the prices up north are extortionate, just because those fat-cat bankers in Leeds are making tons of money, they think they can raise the prices on everything. I'm thinking of moving back down south, maybe London, just so the cost of living goes down.

You're still a paid extra at funeral services, hired by people to stand near the casket and exude somberness?

Well... I might have changed a little... corpses are great dancers. :D

Well, I for one have never laughed in my life, and this thread isn't changing that fact at all.

Sorry I've been so long. Took a trip to the Lord Lamington Nature Preserve today and I must admit it was absolutely stunning. Left the terminal on standby, bought a new modem directly powered by internal combustion; unfortunately, when I tied it up to the hose, the entire gas lamp system went out. Still, enough of this boiler malarkey, and good bloody riddance too.

The prices at the Stinson guesthouse are entirely reasonable, too - just a pound for a pint bottle of Coke. I've heard prices are going up in America, but then you poor plebes have to import directly from the motherland instead of brewing local, and, well, the Confederation and the Empire aren't on the best of terms at the moment, are they, what with the entire scandal over allowing a negro to run for President?

I mean, seriously. Who really thought letting Barack Obama - an Islamic extremist and a Kenyan into the deal - dirty the conservative platform with his 'hope you can subscribe to' message would be a good idea for, well, anyone? Please do answer me that; as a good, God-fearing Tory myself I'd like to know exactly who proposed the insane idea of letting a black run for a formerly respectable conservative party like the Democrats. It was bound to fail, and it did.

It all happened because of me, they all just go so sick of my constant flaming and rudeness they act like they adopted my views so that I'd shut up.

What do you mean? Why would I join the French Foreign Legion, I have such a meaningful and fulfilling life.
they wouldnt take you?

the bastards.

they wouldnt take you?

the bastards.

The French foreign legion is notoriously picky. I mean, if he has gotten a parking ticket at one poin, he'd be disqualified.

Besides, they're French surrender monkeys anyway...

Here I am thinking this is simply the introduction to the Opposite Sketches from that ages-old Nickelodian TV series You Can't Do That On Television.

The French foreign legion is notoriously picky. I mean, if he has gotten a parking ticket at one poin, he'd be disqualified.

Besides, they're French surrender monkeys anyway...
maybe you should have brought that up BEFORE he made his plan to join.

Sorry I've been so long. Took a trip to the Lord Lamington Nature Preserve today and I must admit it was absolutely stunning. Left the terminal on standby, bought a new modem directly powered by internal combustion; unfortunately, when I tied it up to the hose, the entire gas lamp system went out. Still, enough of this boiler malarkey, and good bloody riddance too.

The prices at the Stinson guesthouse are entirely reasonable, too - just a pound for a pint bottle of Coke. I've heard prices are going up in America, but then you poor plebes have to import directly from the motherland instead of brewing local, and, well, the Confederation and the Empire aren't on the best of terms at the moment, are they, what with the entire scandal over allowing a negro to run for President?

I mean, seriously. Who really thought letting Barack Obama - an Islamic extremist and a Kenyan into the deal - dirty the conservative platform with his 'hope you can subscribe to' message would be a good idea for, well, anyone? Please do answer me that; as a good, God-fearing Tory myself I'd like to know exactly who proposed the insane idea of letting a black run for a formerly respectable conservative party like the Democrats. It was bound to fail, and it did.
technically he's a mulatto. he is not muslim. his dad left when he was two and he went to catholic as well as muslim school in indonesia. he could be a radical leftist. does having a kenyan father make him kenyan?

technically he's a mulatto. he is not muslim. his dad left when he was two and he went to catholic as well as muslim school in indonesia. he could be a radical leftist. does having a kenyan father make him kenyan?

*Uber facepalm* That post was a joke, as is this entire thread.

Well, 'formerly respectable conservative party like the Democrats' might have been a tip-off; after all, the Democrats can still be respectable today. It's rather like that damnable American comedy - The Black Vegetable I think - with the question on the three great American universities, with the nurse failing to realise that Brigham Young University was not one of the three great ones.

Also, is Heikoku undercover or something? Seems to have really departed from the usual, raising funds for the School of the Americas, and blogging for Fox News.

I got mentioned in a first joke post! YAY! :D

*Uber facepalm* That post was a joke, as is this entire thread.

I'm not sure I quite understand your point. Then again, we Brits aren't famed for our sense of humour. Can't really blame us considering that the right to joke was only reinstated in 1979 after the revolution which ended the long period of psuedo-fascist authoritarian rule and led to the establishment of the libertarian-socialist regime headed by Margaret Thatcher, heroine of the workers.

*Uber facepalm* That post was a joke, as is this entire thread.
i thought the op was alternative universe

i thought the op was alternative universe

Yes, but jokey alternate universe. An alternate universe where Barack Obama really is a Muslim, where England still controls a racist empire etc.

the establishment of the libertarian-socialist regime headed by Margaret Thatcher, heroine of the workers.

And what about the way she put down the CEOs' rebellion of '84?

And what about the way she put down the CEOs' rebellion of '84?

The prompt manner in which she called the general strike and led the workers army to seize the means of production in that second phase of the liberation was a fine example of how to defeat counter-revolution.

I still remember her speech a few days later in front of Buckingham Palace after the purge of the royals in which she stripped naked, held the red flag high and announced free love, a liberation of the body to match the economic and political liberation her leadership had achieved. One of the iconic images of the revolution, though we've come to take it for granted a little since it was put on stamps in '85.

maybe you should have brought that up BEFORE he made his plan to join.

Nah, it's better this way. Builds up his character.



...or down, as it were...

We're not all liberal. I, for one, hate freedom. That's not very liberal.

I'm not sure I quite understand your point. Then again, we Brits aren't famed for our sense of humour. Can't really blame us considering that the right to joke was only reinstated in 1979 after the revolution which ended the long period of psuedo-fascist authoritarian rule and led to the establishment of the libertarian-socialist regime headed by Margaret Thatcher, heroine of the workers.

You can hardly help it though, considering the quality of the Commonwealth's television programmes. Absolutely humourless dramas the lot of them, replete with senseless violence, beloved characters dying.... why, the third season finale of "Monty Python's Flying Circus" is rated as one of the most angsty tear-jerkers in television, and that was released in the sixties.

We're not all liberal. I, for one, hate freedom. That's not very liberal.

Don't say that in public! Now you'll have to hide if you don't want the republicans kidnap you and force you at knifepoint to be their next candidate! :p

I'm glad he's apparently left the Sarah Brady Senatorial campaign, but with his new conservative attitude, he'll probably break up with Neo Art, I would think.

I will never forgive that bastard for voting for Keith Ellison.

I had to scrape a "support our troops, bring them home" bumper sticker off his prius

I will never forgive that bastard for voting for Keith Ellison.

I had to scrape a "support our troops, bring them home" bumper sticker off his prius

All he was saying, was give peace a chance.

Don't say that in public! Now you'll have to hide if you don't want the republicans kidnap you and force you at knifepoint to be their next candidate! :p
I think my point of origin would be even more dubious than that of Barack and all that :tongue:

All he was saying, was give peace a chance.

oh fucking hell don't remind me, the bitch spent $100 framing a picture of John Lennon. It's sitting in my god damned living room, right above this ugly as sin tie dye throw covering.

That was my ammo money!

oh fucking hell don't remind me, the bitch spent $100 framing a picture of John Lennon. It's sitting in my god damned living room, right above this ugly as sin tie dye throw covering.

That was my ammo money!

Well, you never could stand up for yourself in a relationship. Doggie-whipped they call it, no?

oh fucking hell don't remind me, the bitch spent $100 framing a picture of John Lennon. It's sitting in my god damned living room, right above this ugly as sin tie dye throw covering.

That was my ammo money!

Look we all spent a lot of money on a commitment ceremony shower for you two, and it wasn't easy with him registered at Halal Foods and you at Discount Militia Warehouse.

Look we all spent a lot of money on a commitment ceremony shower for you two, and it wasn't easy with him registered at Halal Foods and you at Discount Militia Warehouse.

that fucking disaster, it all started going wrong when he insisted on wearing white, which I found TOTALLY inappropriate.

If ya know what I mean.

that fucking disaster, it all started going wrong when he insisted on wearing white, which I found TOTALLY inappropriate.

If ya know what I mean.

Well, the gloves and the veil, anyway.

Well, the gloves and the veil, anyway.

well.....just the left one. Though he didn't want to go for the "michael jackson" look. MJ isn't "black enough" these days he says.