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So, thanks to that other thread I was reading, I started a thread. This often happens, and then it devolves into something strange after that.

Personally, I love being woken up already being ridden furiously, and have that quick orgasm to start the day. It's better than Wheaties with coffee.

Now, I pose the question to you, NSG, what is the strangest fetish you have?

.....oh no, I'm not falling for this one.

Again.

We had this in January.

.....oh no, I'm not falling for this one.

Again.

Just because I read your fetish, and fulfilled it by tying you to a giant spinning wheel with leather straps and throwing tiny pickles at you doesn't mean the same thing will happen again.

Personally, I love being woken up already being ridden furiously, and have that quick orgasm to start the day. It's better than Wheaties with coffee.


You sir, have made my day. I almost spilled Coke all over my good keyboard.:D

I have a thing for choking muppets.

I don't know if other people consider that weird, though.

I have a thing for choking muppets.

I don't know if other people consider that weird, though.

Seems perfectly normal to me.

Posting on NSG gets me off in ways that would probably make you all wish you didn't post here. ;)

I'm a sucker for girls with facial piercings and tattoos. I don't know if this counts as a 'fetish' or if it's just a preference.

Hm...I like catgirls and that's about as far as it goes.

Now, I pose the question to you, NSG, what is the strangest fetish you have?

Grammar.

Oh, you were talking about sexual fetishes. Then it's the food+sex combination.

I'm a sucker for girls with facial piercings and tattoos. I don't know if this counts as a 'fetish' or if it's just a preference.

You like girls that have facial piercings, and you like girls that have tattoos, or you like girls that have facial piercings and facial tattoos?

Grammar.

Oh, you were talking about sexual fetishes. Then it's the food+sex combination.

George?

I do not know if people think it is wierd or not but I am a buttman. A couple of people that I met thought that was wierd but I bet most do not.

George?

Nice!

Weird for fuck sake weird, not wierd. Screw what you like as long as it isn't language.

I think my only fetish is *thinks* ... men. I like men. I like short men, tall men, medium sized men, blond men, brunette men (not fond of red-heads or bald men, though there are exceptions), chunky men, well-built men (don't care for fat men as a rule, which is kind of hypocritical of me, given my build), intelligent men (don't like stupid men). Yeah, I like men.

hmm fetish... i suppose some light B and D usually giving not recieving... but then thats more of a preference than a choice.

You like girls that have facial piercings, and you like girls that have tattoos, or you like girls that have facial piercings and facial tattoos?

Either. Both. All of the above.

Weird for fuck sake weird, not wierd. Screw what you like as long as it isn't language.

Fixed.

Damn Philistines...

*slinks away*

Fixed.

Damn Philistines...

It makes me wonder, Gallo-dono, which fetishes do you find weird?

It makes me wonder, Gallo-dono, which fetishes do you find weird?

I don't really have a weird file. My filing system is more along the lines of "did that" and "haven't done that yet."

I don't really have a weird file. My filing system is more along the lines of "did that" and "haven't done that yet."

Hmm... You, sir, are evading my question. *nod*

Hmm... You, sir, are evading my question. *nod*

Hmm, the force is strong with this one.

Hmm, the force is strong with this one.

*does an Anakin Skywalker face*

*does an Anakin Skywalker face*

Defining which one is not necessary, as they were all the same anyway.

Personally, I love being woken up already being ridden furiously, and have that quick orgasm to start the day. It's better than Wheaties with coffee.

Ah, you've seen one of my shirts, then:

SEX: The Real Breakfast of Champions.

Defining which one is not necessary, as they were all the same anyway.

Hehe! I was trying to be dramatic, alas, I failed miserably.

Ah, you've seen one of my shirts, then:

SEX: The Real Breakfast of Champions.

It's such a good feeling to be woken up by an orgasm. I personally think that's the best to wake up and to wake your partner up.

I don't know how weird this one rates, but the danger aspect certainly added to it:

Sex while Scuba diving (proud member of the 100-foot club).

I don't know how weird this one rates, but the danger aspect certainly added to it:

Sex while Scuba diving (proud member of the 100-foot club).

I've actually always wanted to do that.

I've actually always wanted to do that.

Couple of pointers: No foreplay once submerged, heightened arousal will take too much time and oxygen. For this, being fast is actually a benefit. Also, the only feasible position is the cowgirl, as anything else is likely to result in entangling the scuba gear. And needless to say, it is well frowned upon by charter services.

Couple of pointers: No foreplay once submerged, heightened arousal will take too much time and oxygen. For this, being fast is actually a benefit.

Noted... I'm in trouble.

Also, the only feasible position is the cowgirl, as anything else is likely to result in entangling the scuba gear.

Noted. Seems logical.

And needless to say, it is well frowned upon by charter services.

Naturally. :p

Glad to help.

I wonder, what would sex while skydiving be like? I'd bet there'd be an element of feeling like Superman while doing it.

Glad to help.

I wonder, what would sex while skydiving be like? I'd bet there'd be an element of feeling like Superman while doing it.

I've often considered it, given even from 23,000ft (which you need a hell of a jump plane, and air traffic control clearance), you've got 3 minutes, give or take, before you gotta separate and open your respective parachutes.

Not a lot of time, really. I think you could achieve... connection, but I don't think it would be possible to finish.

...the last time I answered a topic like this, we had to bribe Temujin to erase every nation nearby...

Yes.

I have weird fetishes.

Some are even illegal and taboo in some countries,
though I wont mention which or where.
For your own safety, of course.

I don't have fetishes, per se, just categorise types of sex in the following ways:


Done It
Not Tried...Yet
Can't Bend That Way
Impossible Due To The Fact I Have A Penis

I'd like to be tied up spanked, whipped and then anally fucked by my girlfriend with a strap-on. I don't think that really qualifies as strange though.

A lot of people find furryism weird for some reason. Don't know why. If you're going to hump like animals, you might as well look like them too. Freak'n weirdos calling furverts freaks while having foot fetishes themselves. What's so sexy about a foot? Is it the nineteenth century again? Is it some Islamic nation where women are covered from head to toe in a black robe and can't expose any body part because feet and hands are considered as sexual as dicks and vaginas? Just saying. My fetish seems a bit more logical. Foot fetishes aren't.

Not that furryism is limited to furverts. It's nice to occassionally forget about your troubles for a bit and to take on another role. To experience something different. Why do people think this is strange? Are vacations reserved for freaks? What about shows and movies involving people from other cultures? Damn foot-horny freaks.

I've often considered it, given even from 23,000ft (which you need a hell of a jump plane, and air traffic control clearance), you've got 3 minutes, give or take, before you gotta separate and open your respective parachutes.

Not a lot of time, really. I think you could achieve... connection, but I don't think it would be possible to finish.Maybe a tandem jump would work better. Although movement would be a bit hampered by being strapped together. (And typically, your facing the same direction in a tandem jump, so, err..)

Maybe a tandem jump would work better. Although movement would be a bit hampered by being strapped together. (And typically, your facing the same direction in a tandem jump, so, err..)

It doesn't necessarily have to be done facing the same direction. You can reverse the student harness and have it face the other way. That or you could try a Mr Bill jump and then at least you have another rig should you fall off your partner (although the potential for snapping something important would be high in that case :p). Don't think the second would count as sex while skydiving since you're both under a canopy at that stage.

I've often considered it, given even from 23,000ft (which you need a hell of a jump plane, and air traffic control clearance), you've got 3 minutes, give or take, before you gotta separate and open your respective parachutes.

Not a lot of time, really. I think you could achieve... connection, but I don't think it would be possible to finish.

It would more likely be 1 minute 45 seconds or thereabouts if you were solo flatflying

I find the foot fetish quite odd, tbh.

I find the foot fetish quite odd, tbh.

As do I. Feet are just gross!

As do I. Feet are just gross!

I, on the other hand, have a slight hand fetish. I think men's hands are just gorgeous. They're big, strong, sometimes with long, slender fingers that make me want to kiss them.

I, on the other hand, have a slight hand fetish. I think men's hands are just gorgeous. They're big, strong, sometimes with long, slender fingers that make me want to kiss them.

That's not quite weird as hands are generally more well kept than feet. So, two thumbs up for the Nanatsu. :p

That's not quite weird as hands are generally more well kept than feet. So, two thumbs up for the Nanatsu. :p

Yay me! I got me a 2 thumbs up and a golden star!:D

Yay me! I got me a 2 thumbs up and a golden star!:D

I've got... a composite bow and a quarrel of arrows. :p

Maybe this will help you out.

Close your eyes and imagine this....you wake up to strange noises in the middle of the night and lean over to the night stand and click on the light to discover that the 7 foot tall plastic headed Burger King man is standing next to your jerking off into the plastic jar that as memory serves you, your grandfather used to keep his dentures in during the nights that he stayed with your family when you were a child. The horror of this situation is compounded by the stifled heavy breathing that echoes inside of the closed helmet reminding you vaguely of Darth Vader, which begins to give you an erection as your mind briefly wanders to images of Princess Leia in a metal bikini, and then you come to the realization that The Burger Kings plastic puppet phallus is mushroom stamping your forehead and you have an erection. When you awake from this nightmare your closet door is slightly ajar, your mouth tastes distinctly of maple sausage and your boxers are stapled to your stomach with wet dream super glue.

You all can thank me later for that

I've got... a composite bow and a quarrel of arrows. :p

I got seven moons and a sword. Are you game?

I got seven moons and a sword. Are you game?

Let's do this!

Let's do this!

En garde!

En garde!

*Fires an arrow at your feet*

The move is yours milady!

*Fires an arrow at your feet*

The move is yours milady!

*elegantly parries and winks, arching high and swinging her sword down upon the elf*

I leave it to you, m'lord!

*elegantly parries and winks, arching high and swinging her sword down upon the elf*

I leave it to you, m'lord!

*shifts feet swiftly into a side roll and comes up, fitting my bow with another arrow and firing high into the sky*

What devilish tricks do I have up my sleeve? :p

*Plows them both under with an APC*

Welcome to the twenty-first century!

She just said she had gotten us something useful though! (http://www.bunny-comic.com/?id=1324)

*shifts feet swiftly into a side roll and comes up, fitting my bow with another arrow and firing high into the sky*

What devilish tricks do I have up my sleeve? :p

*smiles devilishly and falls upon one knee, Raising sword high over head, vertically*

Wise choices, m'lord. But I also have a few tricks up my sleeve. :tongue:

*Plows them both under with an APC*

Welcome to the twenty-first century!

*Loads an anti tank recoilless rifle.*

*Loads an anti tank recoilless rifle.*

War fetish? Right on!!:hail:

*Loads an anti tank recoilless rifle.*

*transforms*

It is officially now awesome in here.

*smiles devilishly and falls upon one knee, Raising sword high over head, vertically*

Wise choices, m'lord. But I also have a few tricks up my sleeve. :tongue:

*watches as the arrow falls at an extreme speed, cutting off a pair of apples from a nearby tree*

I'm sure you do milady. ;)

War fetish? Right on!!:hail:

I thought of specifying a model but i tought that would be too much.

*transforms*

It is officially now awesome in here.

Air power!

*Hops into an Eurofighter with a payload of GBU-27 Paveway III and other bombs*

*Fires an arrow at your feet*

The move is yours milady!

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk9/rob-roy42/cb3d2c3119.jpg

It would more likely be 1 minute 45 seconds or thereabouts if you were solo flatflying

How high do you pull? I pull @ 2,500 or so.

I find the foot fetish quite odd, tbh.Would something be a fetish if most people didn't find it quite odd?

If I fetishize anything at all, it changes frequently. If someone has a nice set of feet, I'm not at all opposed to it. But neither if it's a nice set of hands, a nice nose, pretty ears; as long as it's exceptional I don't care what body part it is. Cute socks are good too; and big fluffy wintercoats, and good shoes.
I'm not picky.

Duh; cat-ears! How could I forget to mention those.

How high do you pull? I pull @ 2,500 or so.

If we're going by the 10 seconds for the first 1,000 feet and 5 seconds for every 1000 feet after that you would be breaking off at 4k after a freefall of 1 minute and 45 seconds.

Unless my maths is completely off which I wouldn't rule out

If we're going by the 10 seconds for the first 1,000 feet and 5 seconds for every 1000 feet after that you would be breaking off at 4k after a freefall of 1 minute and 45 seconds.

Unless my maths is completely off which I wouldn't rule out

No, you're fairly accurate. I only jumped from 23,000 one time, and I thought it was longer than 1:45. I guess it just seemed longer after jumping from 11k so many times.

*watches as the arrow falls at an extreme speed, cutting off a pair of apples from a nearby tree*

I'm sure you do milady. ;)

Ah, so you are practicing slicing fruit, m'lord?

*chuckles and stands*

Ah, so you are practicing slicing fruit, m'lord?

*chuckles and stands*

Of course! Fruit is so delicious, don't you think?

*hands over half an apple*

Of course! Fruit is so delicious, don't you think?

*hands over half an apple*

It is, and juicy.

*accepts token being offered and bites into it*

Duh; cat-ears! How could I forget to mention those.

Am I correct in assuming that you think I have a fetish with cats? Because if that's you line of thinking, permit me to tell you, right away, that you are wrong.:rolleyes:

It is, and juicy.

*accepts token being offered and bites into it*

Quite true. Now, we get to sit back and laugh at other people's fetishes with good food! :p

Am I correct in assuming that you think I have a fetish with cats?No no no. I think I have a fetish about girls wearing cat-ears.
Well, sometimes, anyway.

No no no. I think I have a fetish about girls wearing cat-ears.
Well, sometimes, anyway.

Are you hitting on me?:tongue:

I'm sorry but I must dash your hopes and dreams. This kitty-girl has a keeper already.

Are you hitting on me?:tongue:

I'm sorry but I must dash your hopes and dreams. This kitty-girl has a keeper already.

Plans have been put in motion. Even as we speak, the most skilled assassins are gathering from around the world to remove this impediment to NSG's net-stalking of the Nanatsu.

It'll be sort of like "Smokin' Aces" but with a better story. And better acting. And better editing.

Its not going to be like "Smokin' Aces".

Plans have been put in motion. Even as we speak, the most skilled assassins are gathering from around the world to remove this impediment to NSG's net-stalking of the Nanatsu.

It'll be sort of like "Smokin' Aces" but with a better story. And better acting. And better editing.

Its not going to be like "Smokin' Aces".

Nanatsu's keeper better be one hell of a tough guy. I bet it's Jason Bourne.

Plans have been put in motion. Even as we speak, the most skilled assassins are gathering from around the world to remove this impediment to NSG's net-stalking of the Nanatsu.

It'll be sort of like "Smokin' Aces" but with a better story. And better acting. And better editing.

Its not going to be like "Smokin' Aces".

Oh dear. I hope my keeper's prepared. Toomey and his goons mean business.:eek2::$

Nanatsu's keeper better be one hell of a tough guy. I bet it's Jason Bourne.

With our luck, he's like a young Chow Yun Fat, with the speed from his "Hard Boiled" days, but the dramatic refinement of "Replacement Killers".

That's okay. We'll get him.

Oh dear. I hope my keeper's prepared. Toomey and his goons mean business.:eek2::$

Crap. Whenver the lady talks like that, it means that's she really an super sexy ultra-ninja, and she'll drop out of the sky and wipe out our assassins in a fast-cut action sequence, her man never realizing he was in danger.

I fuckin' hate it when its like that...

With our luck, he's like a young Chow Yun Fat, with the speed from his "Hard Boiled" days, but the dramatic refinement of "Replacement Killers".

That's okay. We'll get him.

Think he knows you're coming?

Think he knows you're coming?

No, and the Nanatsu won't tell him. It will be one of those comedy slash actions scenes where they're at Starbucks or something, and she has to catch the poison darts with her hand and then pretend she was just brushing her hair back, then ask him to pick up her napkin that she dropped, and while he's distracted, she uses the straw from his Orange Mocha Frappacino to blow the dark back into the assassin's eyeball.

Then, she fights off the crazy albino knife fighter in their hotel room while he's in the shower, and he says "Everything okay honey?" and she says "Sure, honey, just ironing some whites for tomorrow" while she smacks the crazy albino knife figher in the face with the iron.

Crap. Whenver the lady talks like that, it means that's she really an super sexy ultra-ninja, and she'll drop out of the sky and wipe out our assassins in a fast-cut action sequence, her man never realizing he was in danger.

I fuckin' hate it when its like that...

I don't know about all that. I am actually quite a defenseless lassie.

movies about hard drug use get me off

Crap. Whenver the lady talks like that, it means that's she really an super sexy ultra-ninja, and she'll drop out of the sky and wipe out our assassins in a fast-cut action sequence, her man never realizing he was in danger.

I fuckin' hate it when its like that...
I don't know about all that. I am actually quite a defenseless lassie.

I would think of her as Piffany. basically harmess in and of herself. but with a mile wide wall of staunch defenders! :D

*Defends*

No, and the Nanatsu won't tell him. It will be one of those comedy slash actions scenes where they're at Starbucks or something, and she has to catch the poison darts with her hand and then pretend she was just brushing her hair back, then ask him to pick up her napkin that she dropped, and while he's distracted, she uses the straw from his Orange Mocha Frappacino to blow the dark back into the assassin's eyeball.

Then, she fights off the crazy albino knife fighter in their hotel room while he's in the shower, and he says "Everything okay honey?" and she says "Sure, honey, just ironing some whites for tomorrow" while she smacks the crazy albino knife figher in the face with the iron.

But perhaps he already knows. You know, I don't see Nanatsu falling for a dumb guy, really.

But perhaps he already knows. You know, I don't see Nanatsu falling for a dumb guy, really.

Quite true there, Gallo-dono. And my keeper is not dumb, not at all.

I don't know about all that. I am actually quite a defenseless lassie.

You know how the people who talk about what badasses they are, usually aren't all that badass?

When the hot little brunette says "Oh, dear, I am actually quite a defenseless lassie", its because she loves the look of surprise on your face when she blasts your lungs with the remaining shards of your ribs...

We're on to you, Nanatsu. Enjoy your little keeper while you can, because I just got hold of Mr. Shush, and if you wax him, we're calling the Montirez Brothers out of Tucson.

movies about hard drug use get me off

Requiem for a Dream.

You know how the people who talk about what badasses they are, usually aren't all that badass?

When the hot little brunette says "Oh, dear, I am actually quite a defenseless lassie", its because she loves the look of surprise on your face when she blasts your lungs with the remaining shards of your ribs...

We're on to you, Nanatsu. Enjoy your little keeper while you can, because I just got hold of Mr. Shush, and if you wax him, we're calling the Montirez Brothers out of Tucson.

Do you really think, Toomey-sama, that I, Nanatsu no Tsuki, the one who holds the heart of Asturias, stanting still as a statue, am that dangerous?

Requiem for a Dream.

And Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

But perhaps he already knows. You know, I don't see Nanatsu falling for a dumb guy, really.

He's not "dumb", just oblivious to the deadly world of ultra-sexy super-ninja chicks like Nanatsu. He's probably quite bright and sweet, it just wouldn't occur to him that while he's charmingly summoning the courage to propose to Nanatsu, she's in the next room snapping the neck of a Mongolian wrestler, then putting the dead body in the dryer.

feet

Do you really think, Toomey-sama, that I, Nanatsu no Tsuki, the one who holds the heart of Asturias, stanting still as a statue, am that dangerous?

I remember watching an old guy in Tohoku standing quite still as his opponent came out him.

Then, almost faster than I could see, he somehow threw the dude without using his hands. He didn't trip the guy, didn't kick him...just...shifted how he stood, turned somehow, stepped into him...

You people are at your most dangerous when you're standing "still".

And Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Where the Day Takes You was kind of about drugs. And Trainspotting, I guess.

I remember watching an old guy in Tohoku standing quite still as his opponent came out him.

Then, almost faster than I could see, he somehow threw the dude without using his hands. He didn't trip the guy, didn't kick him...just...shifted how he stood, turned somehow, stepped into him...

You people are at your most dangerous when you're standing "still".

Perhaps your goon-net is better than I thought. But I assure you, I'm not one you should fear. It's my keeper the one you should worry about.

He's not "dumb", just oblivious to the deadly world of ultra-sexy super-ninja chicks like Nanatsu. He's probably quite bright and sweet, it just wouldn't occur to him that while he's charmingly summoning the courage to propose to Nanatsu, she's in the next room snapping the neck of a Mongolian wrestler, then putting the dead body in the dryer.

Or perhaps he knows, and she knows that he knows, but he pretends that he doesn't know, and she pretends like she thinks he doesn't know.

Perhaps your goon-net is better than I thought. But I assure you, I'm not one you should fear. It's my keeper the one you should worry about.

He's not a bullfighter, is he? 'Cause those guys are tougher than they look.

It takes a hell of man to wear that level of embroidery to work.

Or perhaps he knows, and she knows that he knows, but he pretends that he doesn't know, and she pretends like she thinks he doesn't know.

Well, that's definitely good practice for marriage.

Well, that's definitely good practice for marriage.

*rimshot*

Where the Day Takes You was kind of about drugs. And Trainspotting, I guess.

When I watched Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, I pretty much always thought: ''This is fucking wierd.''

Well, that's definitely good practice for marriage.

You've said the curse word for me. Marriage.:(

You've said the curse word for me. Marriage.:(
*puts away the ring*

:(

*puts away the ring*

:(

Don't get me wrong. Marriage is a beautiful thing, for those who l;ike the commitment. I don't like it, I fear it. Besides that, to have a good relationship, you don't need to abide by contracts and the like. Just comit to make each other happy, by whatever means necessary.

I keep most of my fetishes between me and whom I want to get it one with ;)

Or people who ask me nicely in a not public domain...

I'd like to be tied up spanked, whipped and then anally fucked by my girlfriend with a strap-on. I don't think that really qualifies as strange though.

... maybe a little.

You've said the curse word for me. Marriage.:(

I remember a fine wedding toast...

The poor wish to be rich,
The rich wish to be happy,
The happy wish to be married,
And the married wish to be dead.

There is only one thing worse than marriage, and that is to be bad at it. I know this well.

I remember a fine wedding toast...

The poor wish to be rich,
The rich wish to be happy,
The happy wish to be married,
And the married wish to be dead.

There is only one thing worse than marriage, and that is to be bad at it. I know this well.

Old Irish Saying:

If you want blame, marry.
If you want praise, die.

Old Irish Saying:

If you want blame, marry.
If you want praise, die.

Nice.

I remember a fine wedding toast...

The poor wish to be rich,
The rich wish to be happy,
The happy wish to be married,
And the married wish to be dead.

There is only one thing worse than marriage, and that is to be bad at it. I know this well.

Is that toast from an Irish wedding?:tongue:

Is that toast from an Irish wedding?:tongue:

In my family, divorce is as common as duck shit in Georgia. So, marriage is akin to setting up the bowling pins.

In my family, divorce is as common as duck shit in Georgia. So, marriage is akin to setting up the bowling pins.

I am so terrified of it. And I am being deathly serious.

I am so terrified of it. And I am being deathly serious.

Of divorce?

Of divorce?

Oh gods, no. Of marriage.

Do you really think, Toomey-sama, that I, Nanatsu no Tsuki, the one who holds the heart of Asturias, stanting still as a statue, am that dangerous?

To others, yes.

*steps onto the battlefield, clad head-to-toe in powered armor*

Not to me.

*blasts away with his heavy bolter*

Don't get me wrong. Marriage is a beautiful thing, for those who like the commitment. I don't like it, I fear it. Besides that, to have a good relationship, you don't need to abide by contracts and the like. Just comit to make each other happy, by whatever means necessary.

... are there more women who think like this?

... are there more women who think like this?

Nope. Either Nanatsu or the highway on this one.

To others, yes.

*steps onto the battlefield, clad head-to-toe in powered armor*

Not to me.

*blasts away with his heavy bolter*

*Drops bunker buster*

Penetrator beats powered armor.

Nope. Either Nanatsu or the highway on this one.

damn... guess Nanatsu's Keeper will be in for a fight! :p

I am so terrified of it. And I am being deathly serious.

Having married multiple times in my twenties, I can tell you that I am also terrified of marriage.

But I'm afraid of marriage for the same reason I'm afraid of Judo and writing. Because the more I do it, the worse I become at it.

Having married multiple times in my twenties, I can tell you that I am also terrified of marriage.

But I'm afraid of marriage for the same reason I'm afraid of Judo and writing. Because the more I do it, the worse I become at it.

We'll always have vegas...

*Drops bunker buster*

Penetrator beats powered armor.

*daemons eat your airplane*

Chaos beats penetrator.

We'll always have vegas...

For my second marriage, we went to a drive through wedding chapel. $60 for the ceremony, sign off on the license, and the t-shirt.

While we were there, a family came by in a mini-van and took a picture of us.

For my second marriage, we went to a drive through wedding chapel. $60 for the ceremony, sign off on the license, and the t-shirt.

While we were there, a family came by in a mini-van and took a picture of us.

I remember ho, do you forget who signed that license?

*daemons eat your airplane*

Chaos beats penetrator.

Shitshitshit..

*Ejects*

I remember ho, do you forget who signed that license?

A guy who sounded just like a gay Casey Kasem.

You should get admitted to the bar where I'm at, you can represent me in my divorce.

Shitshitshit..

*Ejects*

Chaos... is the only true answer.

damn... guess Nanatsu's Keeper will be in for a fight! :p

He must be one hell of a guy.

Chaos... is the only true answer.

But what about the penetrator?

But what about the penetrator?

That was my nickname in college. However, it was capitalized.

A guy who sounded just like a gay Casey Kasem.

You should get admitted to the bar where I'm at, you can represent me in my divorce.

No, that was your third marriage. I'm talking about your second. I got you fucking Elvis. And no, not some costumed rip off. Your wedding license was signed by the decayed hand of Elvis Presley himself. I had to wire him up and manipulate him from the fucking rafters like a puppet.

Do you have ANY idea how hard it was to get the bones of elvis presley? The reality, the real reality of getting this thing together was staggering. You know? This cost me $437,000; don't ask me how I got it, I had to call in a whole bunch of favors from people I've never even met

But what about the penetrator?

I warped space around me, so it missed.

No, that was your third marriage. I'm talking about your second. I got you fucking Elvis. And no, not some costumed rip off. Your wedding license was signed by the decayed hand of Elvis Presley himself. I had to wire him up and manipulate him from the fucking rafters like a puppet.

What really impressed me was how got the hair right. On a dead guy, you got the hair right. A giant, greased pompador on a dead guy. You're the Herbert West of hair.


Do you have ANY idea how hard it was to get the bones of elvis presley? The reality, the real reality of getting this thing together was staggering. You know? This cost me $437,000; don't ask me how I got it, I had to call in a whole bunch of favors from people I've never even met

Here come a pots and pans robot!

I warped space around me, so it missed.

Luckily My Powers Will Protect Me (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LuckilyMyPowersWillProtectMe)

Here come a pots and pans robot!

I love you....so much.

Oh no, a tyrannosaurus!

I love you....so much.

Oh no, a tyrannosaurus!

Ok, seriously, were you able to talk Poli into the thing with your regular girl?

Nope. Either Nanatsu or the highway on this one.

Nani ka?:eek2:

Ok, seriously, were you able to talk Poli into the thing with your regular girl?

dude, shut up, if we bring that up, everybody's going to want pictures....

He must be one hell of a guy.

He is.

dude, shut up, if we bring that up, everybody's going to want pictures....

This is a fetish thread, dude. We've already get Chaos Penetrators.

Luckily My Powers Will Protect Me (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LuckilyMyPowersWillProtectMe)

*shrugs*

I just loved your reaction to the daemons, btw...

This is a fetish thread, dude. We've already get Chaos Penetrators.

The penetrator I'm talking about is the BLU-109 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GBU-24_Paveway_III)

The penetrator I'm talking about is the BLU-109 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GBU-24_Paveway_III)

Now I will no be able to sleep, thinking about the Penetrator.:$

My fetish is to put women in my mouth, like if I was eating ice cream. Girls in bikinis dancing to salsa as well. :D

This is a fetish thread, dude. We've already get Chaos Penetrators.

yeah, but that shit's illegal in MA...

dude, shut up, if we bring that up, everybody's going to want pictures....

Nah, some of us want to hear about this "thing."

My fetish is to put women in my mouth, like if I was eating ice cream. Girls in bikinis dancing to salsa as well. :D

Jope, eso te ha quedao, tío/a, un poco sexista. Pero me has hecho reír!:D

Now I will no be able to sleep, thinking about the Penetrator.:$

You're going to be thinking about me? That's nice.

He is.

We of the Golden Order of The Stalkers of Nanatsu no Tsuki have no doubt that your man is awesome.

But we of the Order are relentless. Like the waves of the ocean, we shall crash against the rock, never ending.

Except instead of waves, we're half a dozen weirdos in our underwear writing you bad love poetry and playing flash turret defense games and watching [Adult Swim].

You're going to be thinking about me? That's nice.

Gallo-dono...:$

Nah, some of us want to hear about this "thing."

oh yeah, you....um, you probably don't remember....

Enough ketamine will do that to a girl...

We of the Golden Order of The Stalkers of Nanatsu no Tsuki have no doubt that your man is awesome.

But we of the Order are relentless. Like the waves of the ocean, we shall crash against the rock, never ending.

Except instead of waves, we're half a dozen weirdos in our underwear writing you bad love poetry and playing flash turret defense games and watching [Adult Swim].

I'm reeling. Thank you very much.


*mumbles*
No te jode... ñó.:$

yeah, but that shit's illegal in MA...

Neo Art, being the test case that results in the ruling that makes THAT legal is surely the most meaningful thing you'll do with your life.

Gallo-dono...:$

"The Penetrator" was my nickname in college, you know.

"The Penetrator" was my nickname in college, you know.

Oh gods, my face is burning now.

*slinks away*

Except instead of waves, we're half a dozen weirdos in our underwear writing you bad love poetry and playing flash turret defense games and watching [Adult Swim].

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e9/DanaSnyder.jpg

I am really excited about this plan.

"The Penetrator" was my nickname in college, you know.

You already said that.

You already said that.

No one read it.

Except you.

Neo Art, being the test case that results in the ruling that makes THAT legal is surely the most meaningful thing you'll do with your life.

OK, I'll do it, but only if I can do the whole case using ATHF quotes.

oh yeah, you....um, you probably don't remember....

Enough ketamine will do that to a girl...

Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you to stop drugging me? And you still won't tell me what happened that time I woke up dressed in a Sarah Palin costume and a bra completely filled with cream cheese...

I'm reeling. Thank you very much.


*mumbles*
No te jode... ñó.:$

I put "No te jode" into a spanish to english translator, and the output is the most depressing thing I've heard.

I've been thinking about killing myself for several weeks, I take so many anti-depressants that to increase the dosage runs the risk of organ damage, one of my dogs is dying, I'm getting divorced, and they delayed the last issue of "100 Bullets" until last month...

and THAT'S the most depressing thing I've heard.

I put "No te jode" into a spanish to english translator, and the output is the most depressing thing I've heard.

I got "You does not screw"

OK, I'll do it, but only if I can do the whole case using ATHF quotes.

Your honor, if it please the court, Meatwad make the money, see.

I put "No te jode" into a spanish to english translator, and the output is the most depressing thing I've heard.

I've been thinking about killing myself for several weeks, I take so many anti-depressants that to increase the dosage runs the risk of organ damage, one of my dogs is dying, I'm getting divorced, and they delayed the last issue of "100 Bullets" until last month...

and THAT'S the most depressing thing I've heard.

I... damn it... feel so embarassed right now. And I'm not one for being coy, and yet I feel like that.

Perdóname, Toomey-sama.:(

No one read it.

Except you.

Is your ego in the need of inflation? Cause it sounds like it.

Your honor, if it please the court, Meatwad make the money, see.

my opening statement will consist of MC Peepants lyrics.

Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you to stop drugging me? And you still won't tell me what happened that time I woke up dressed in a Sarah Palin costume and a bra completely filled with cream cheese...

At least you didn't have to write your own lines...I had to be Karl Rove in the diaper...

Is your ego in the need of inflation? Cause it sounds like it.

Oe! Gakki! Matasta ne. Kuso. :mad:

Is your ego in the need of inflation? Cause it sounds like it.

An ego would first require that I have self-respect in order to support it. Having no self-respect, my ego would need creation more than inflation.

Oe! Gakki! Matasta ne. :mad:

What, it does sound like it!

An ego would first require that I have self-respect in order to support it. Having no self-respect, my ego would need creation more than inflation.

Oh well.

I... damn it... feel so embarassed right now. And I'm not one for being coy, and yet I feel like that.

Perdóname, Toomey-sama.:(

Maybe its good you've started your sabbatical in a state of such flux. They say meaningful change is often presaged by times of uncertainty and doubt.

Maybe all of your experiences recently are the tilling of your life's soil, a painful cleaving from an indiscriminate plowshare, but it unearths buried things that, when coupled with the light of new ideas and perhaps a bit of rain, will bring forward a new and green time of your life.

Oh gods, no. Of marriage.

I thought you were engaged.

*stumbles back in after an unfortunate nap*

What's going on?

I thought you were engaged.

*throws a cape over NNLDI, waves a magic wand*

Abracadabra!

*yanks the cape back - NNLDI nowhere to be seen*

Maybe its good you've started your sabbatical in a state of such flux. They say meaningful change is often presaged by times of uncertainty and doubt.

Maybe all of your experiences recently are the tilling of your life's soil, a painful cleaving from an indiscriminate plowshare, but it unearths buried things that, when coupled with the light of new ideas and perhaps a bit of rain, will bring forward a new and green time of your life.

*stammers*

anata no ato o furueru yubi de shizuka ni fureru yume kara samete
nando mo onaji ayamachi o kurikaeshita kanashimi ni furuetsuzukeru
sayonara wa mada ima wa ienai kara
yukkuri to shizumaru sora ni inoritsuzuketa

yasashii koe de
furueru koe de
inoritsuzuketa...

I think it's time to vanish for a bit.

NNLDI: My engagement ended more than 3 months ago. And I don't wish to refer to that.

*stammers*

anata no ato o furueru yubi de shizuka ni fureru yume kara samete
nando mo onaji ayamachi o kurikaeshita kanashimi ni furuetsuzukeru
sayonara wa mada ima wa ienai kara
yukkuri to shizumaru sora ni inoritsuzuketa

yasashii koe de
furueru koe de
inoritsuzuketa...

I think it's time to vanish for a bit.

NNLDI: My engagement ended more than 3 months ago. And I don't wish to refer to that.

I'm sorry.

*stammers*

anata no ato o furueru yubi de shizuka ni fureru yume kara samete
nando mo onaji ayamachi o kurikaeshita kanashimi ni furuetsuzukeru
sayonara wa mada ima wa ienai kara
yukkuri to shizumaru sora ni inoritsuzuketa

yasashii koe de
furueru koe de
inoritsuzuketa...

I lived in Japan for six months and only learned to say "I'm sorry, I'm an American" and "This tastes very good."

But I'm going to guess that the above is Haiku and translates as follows:

Sergeant Toomey, man
What the fuck is your problem?
You do not know me.

Your bullshit scribbling
Is like amateur mike night
At the special school.

Don't make me renew
That restraining order, and
Pull your damn pants up!

I lived in Japan for six months and only learned to say "I'm sorry, I'm an American" and "This tastes very good."

But I'm going to guess that the above is Haiku and translates as follows:

Sergeant Toomey, man
What the fuck is your problem?
You do not know me.

Your bullshit scribbling
Is like amateur mike night
At the special school.

Don't make me renew
That restraining order, and
Pull your damn pants up!

your haiku is dumb
somehow you killed a sex thread
god you're such a whore.

your haiku is dumb
somehow you killed a sex thread
god you're such a whore.

Would you shut the hell up and help me find a translator site for this, please?

I lived in Japan for six months and only learned to say "I'm sorry, I'm an American" and "This tastes very good."

But I'm going to guess that the above is Haiku and translates as follows:

Sergeant Toomey, man
What the fuck is your problem?
You do not know me.

Your bullshit scribbling
Is like amateur mike night
At the special school.

Don't make me renew
That restraining order, and
Pull your damn pants up!

No Toomey. It's a song and I am not angry or anything.

No Toomey. It's a song and I am not angry or anything.

Toomey had to go home. We just had a REALLY rough meeting of the Golden Order of the Stalkers of Nanatsu.

Me and Jhahannam were trying to have a civil debate as to whether your man is really the biggest threat, or whether you're just claiming to be defenseless to lull us into...being...um, lulled. I was pointing out that the Queen is the most dangerous chess piece, and Jhahannam was saying that people who make chess references are pretentious fuckmooks trying to sound deep, and the only thing worse are the pompous assmunches who reference Sun Tzu's "Art of War".

Anyway, Toomey thought that are best bet was for the five of us to rush him with tazers, so he bought five tazers. Baldwin for Christ thought that using tazers might be against Christian principles, so we tazered him, but as he was flailing, he knocked over the water cooler that we bought with the proceeds from the Golden Order of Stalkers of Nanatsu no Tsuki Hentai Tentacle Porn Prize Raffle and Bake Sale, so there was water everywhere, and somebody missed with a tazer and sparked the water which set fire to a stack of Lone Wolf and Cub manga, so Toomey started screaming like a woman and running around, and Jhahannam tried to pee on it to put it out, but he can't go when he gets nervous, and then the fire department showed up, but Baldwin for Christ thought they were minions of the anti-christ, so he tazered one of them, and while they were beating his ass with the blunt side of their fire axes the rest of us ran away.

But he'll be on later.

This situation calls for more Chaos...

*gives Nanatsu a bolter*

That'll be an extra $200. You were all supposed to be out of this room by 10am. Now we bill you for another day. *slams door, confiscates spam generator*