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A liberal (http://www.conservapedia.com/Liberal) is someone who rejects logical and biblical standards, often for self-centered reasons. There are no coherent liberal standards; often a liberal is merely someone who craves attention, and who uses many words to say nothing.

A liberal supports many of the following political positions and practices.

Taxpayer-funded and/or legalized abortion
Censorship of teacher-lead prayer in classrooms and school sponsored events
Support for gun control
Support of obscenity and pornography as a First Amendment right
Income redistribution, usually through progressive taxation
Government-rationed medical care, such as Universal Health Care
Taxpayer-funded and government-controlled public education
The denial of inherent gender differences
Insisting that men and women have the same access to jobs in the military
Legalized same-sex marriage
Implementation of affirmative action
Political correctness
Support of labor unions
Teaching acceptance of promiscuity through sexual "education" rather than teaching abstinence from sex.
A "living Constitution" that is reinterpreted as liberals prefer, rather than how it was intended
Government programs to rehabilitate criminals
Abolition of the death penalty
Environmentalism
Disarmament treaties
Globalism
Opposition to an interventionalist American foreign policy
Opposition to full private property rights
Reinstating the Fairness Doctrine
In 2005, it was reported by CBS News that liberals were the most likely supporters of the theory of evolution. The theory of evolution is a key component of atheistic ideologies in the Western World.
Opposition to domestic wire-tapping as authorized in the Patriot Act
Calling anyone they agree with a "professor" regardless of whether he earned that distinction based on a real peer review of his work (see, e.g., Richard Dawkins and Barack Obama). Liberals, how dare you do any of these completely sensible things? How dare you intelligently and honestly wish for the betterment of mankind?
How dare you try to interpret the Constitution that the Founding Fathers left deliberately vague, and who, by the way, were good, honest Christians.
You should know better than to support such good things as Universal Health Care, sexual education, labor unions, and affording same-sex couples the same right to marry that heterosexual couples currently enjoy.
And who are you liberals to demand that men and women have access to the same jobs in the military? Everybody knows that women are too fragile to be allowed on a field of battle! How can you liberals deny the inherent differences in men and women, the very same differences that allow for the denial of equal opportunity for women?

I ask again, how dare you do any of these things!? :mad:

I need the source for this. Its lulz.


Is it conservapedia?

Also, lol @ the author equating "logical standards" and "biblical standards" as the same thing.

Is it conservipedia?Verily. A good, quality website that presents facts in a honest manner.

Verily. A good, quality website that presents facts in a honest manner.

Ive become 90% sure that site is mostly meant to troll "4 teh lulz"

Thank you GF for the lolz.

You can't curse a liberal. We don't believe in that voodoo shit.

Ive become 90% sure that site is mostly meant to troll "4 teh lulz"I have no idea as to what you're on about.

Minor parties are of little importance. Yes, how dare people try to break the two-party political stranglehold that the Democratic Party and the Republican party have on politics.

I could spend just days refuting all that balderdash and hyperbole but I've found that people are extremely resistant to hearing anything that contradicts their world view, especially if it means they might have to give up a slight amount of what they have "earned" to do so. It's pointless. Working toward the goals described above is far more worthwhile than useless arguing.

Taxpayer-funded abortion
Income redistribution, usually through progressive taxation
Government-rationed medical care, such as Universal Health Care
Implementation of affirmative action
Political correctness
Support of labor unions
A "living Constitution" that is reinterpreted as liberals prefer, rather than how it was intended
Reinstating the Fairness Doctrine


Since I oppose those, does that make me a moderate? :p

You can't curse a liberal. We don't believe in that voodoo shit.

Apparantly, yes we do. (http://www.conservapedia.com/Liberal#Liberals_and_Superstition)

Since I oppose those, does that make me a moderate? :pNo, it makes you slightly less despicable.

Apparantly, yes we do. (http://www.conservapedia.com/Liberal#Liberals_and_Superstition)If only you liberals would learn to read the ENTIRE thing. It would help ever so much.

Yes how dare we give a shit about other people.

I have no idea as to what you're on about.

I think most people who contribute to conservapedia are not serious, and are merely trolling.

I think most people who contribute to conservapedia are not serious, and are merely trolling.This I comprehend.

Yes how dare we give a shit about other people.No, how dare you give a shit about the wrong people.
It's okay to not give a shit about some people, don't'cha know?

I read the title and thought: Oh god, what did we now?

I personally enjoy conservapedia's articles on vegetarianism and how its mostly done as a fad and a form or rebellion.

I personally enjoy conservapedia's articles on vegetarianism and how its mostly done as a fad and a form or rebellion.I like how Thomas Jefferson is really a Christian.

I read the title and thought: Oh god, what did we now?Awesome.

I think most people who contribute to conservapedia are not serious, and are merely trolling.

Of course, Conservapedia is pretty quick to use the banhammer, so you have to be skilled at it.


Not that I would know anything about trolling Conservapedia. of course. :wink:

I personally enjoy conservapedia's articles on vegetarianism and how its mostly done as a fad and a form or rebellion.

I think that's true in the US. Guilty over a hamburger binge of over 99 billion, America is now purging. And vegetarianism is the vomit.

Not that I would know anything about trolling Conservapedia. of course. :wink:Or that you would know anything about the act of trolling, other than how to defend against it, I assume? ;)

Of course, Conservapedia is pretty quick to use the banhammer, so you have to be skilled at it.


Think of the trolling done on NSG. That is pretty much what is written on conservapedia and taken to be true. Its not hard. Just make outragous claims about your political opponents, their habits, and their beliefs.

Or that you would know anything about the act of trolling, other than how to defend against it, I assume? ;)

Me? Never.

No, how dare you give a shit about the wrong people.
It's okay to not give a shit about some people, don't'cha know?

Oh thats right, we should only care about rich people, the poor people don't deserve anything more than contempt.

Oh thats right, we should only care about rich people, the poor people don't deserve anything more than contempt.

Poor people choose to be poor!

I tired so hard to read the article on evolution through . . . .and failed so miserably lol

Me? Never.That's what I thought.

Oh thats right, we should only care about rich people, the poor people don't deserve anything more than contempt.They should get a damn job.

Poor people choose to be poor!

no no no they are all druggies and layabouts if they could just do a full days work, like one of our vaunted corporate CEOs theyd be fine

Censorship of teacher-lead prayer in classrooms and school sponsored events

So teachers should impose their religious beliefs on students now?

They should get a damn job.

That perfectly makes sense with the way the economy is going.

So teachers should impose their religious beliefs on students now?

Stop infringing the right of teachers to freely indoctrinate students into their bullshit beliefs about an invisible man in the sky. Freedom hater.

I trolled Conservapedia once and just switched all the "AD" in their article about Jesus to "CE" since they specifically say not to in their rules.


Im a child.

I trolled Conservapedia once and just switched all the "AD" in their article about Jesus to "CE" since they specifically say not to in their rules.


Im a child.A funny one, at that. :p

So teachers should impose their religious beliefs on students now?

Well only if they're Christian. Muslims should go to hell.

I trolled Conservapedia once and just switched all the "AD" in their article about Jesus to "CE" since they specifically say not to in their rules.


Im a child.

If you really want to annoy them, ask about the FBI Incident. (http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Conservapedia:FBI_Incident)

Well only if they're Christian. Muslims should go to hell.

Well that goes without saying.

If you really want to annoy them, ask about the FBI Incident. (http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Conservapedia:FBI_Incident)

Yeah, I got IP banned. I reset my IP address and did it again. Same user name too, with a "1" after the name.


Just to taunt them.

Well only if they're Christian. Muslims should go to hell.

Literally?

I am exploring the idea of being Muslim so ... this isn't that good for me.

Literally?

I am exploring the idea of being Muslim so ... this isn't that good for me.

Well, remember, if you are a Muslim, you are also a terrorist. Keep that in mind.

The thing about conservapedia is, the majority of articles are trolls.

The thing about conservapedia is, the majority of articles are trolls.

Dont know about that. They ban you quick if you are too obvious. They want to be legit.


Believe it or not, people are actually that retarded.

I'm going to change only one word and see how the meaning remains largely unchanged on one of their articles:

Jewish values are characterized by decadence, narcissism, rampant drug use, extramarital sex leading to the spread of sexually-transmitted disease, lawlessness and death. A poll by MSNBC said that 60% of Americans agree that "Hollywood's values are not in line with the rest of America and that the quality of movies has diminished in recent years."[1]

The lack of morals and values in Hollywood culture has been destroying the fabric of American culture, particularly the family.

There have been, however, a handful of prominent people whose work in Hollywood opposed these values. Ronald Reagan, James Stewart, Charlton Heston, Walt Disney and many others practiced conservative values while working in Hollywood and the productions of these and many others also reflect these values, irrespective of the star names associated with them

Well, remember, if you are a Muslim, you are also a terrorist. Keep that in mind.

No... I have a Muslim BFF who isn't a terrorist...

I'm going to change only one word and see how the meaning remains largely unchanged on one of their articles:

Awesome. Wonder if anyone will do anything about it.

Literally?

I am exploring the idea of being Muslim so ... this isn't that good for me.

Just don't convert to the Soviet religion (Communism). You don't have to wait to go to hell in Soviet religion, hell goes to you! :p

I personally enjoy conservapedia's articles on vegetarianism and how its mostly done as a fad and a form or rebellion.
At least we veggies get good backing with 'Famous Vegetarians (http://www.conservapedia.com/Vegetarianism#Famous_Vegetarians)':

Adolf Hitler
Shania Twain
Adam and Eve, at least while in Eden (Genesis 1:29)

Dont know about that. They ban you quick if you are too obvious. They want to be legit.


That article is obvious trolling to me though, but I've seen quite a lot of evidence that most of the articles are trolls. I remember many of the articles that used to be posted on NSG were deleted or radically changed eventually.

No... I have a Muslim BFF who isn't a terrorist...

Yes they are. They are e member of a secret terror cell who even now plot a deadly attack on your very own home! Buy guns now, lots of guns, and ammo!

(But they have to be manufactured in China)

Just don't convert to the Soviet religion (Communism). You don't have to wait to go to hell in Soviet religion, hell goes to you! :p

Did you know that you kick ass?

Yeah, I got IP banned. I reset my IP address and did it again. Same user name too, with a "1" after the name.


Just to taunt them.

I once edited their FBI article, adding "wiki vandalism" to the list of things over which they have jurisdiction. It actually lasted for quite some time; I got to edit at least 5 more articles before getting banned.

Awesome. Wonder if anyone will do anything about it.Teh ebhul Jews are violatin' our website!

I once edited their FBI article, adding "wiki vandalism" to the list of things over which they have jurisdiction. It actually lasted for quite some time; I got to edit at least 5 more articles before getting banned.

My fiance is on her computer using the internet, so I cant reset my IP yet (I just got banned because I edited "Liberal" and replaced the word "liberal" with "Übermensch" each time it was mentioned), so I need to wait a bit to reset my IP.

No... I have a Muslim BFF who isn't a terrorist...

You don't know that for sure. Mark my words, one day you'll wake up and find out he's gone and strapped a bomb for himself and ran into a crowded city street yelling "Allahu Akbar". Can't trust those dang muslims.

Yes they are. They are e member of a secret terror cell who even now plot a deadly attack on your very own home! Buy guns now, lots of guns, and ammo!

(But they have to be manufactured in China)

Is that a joke?

Is that a joke?

Its been a joke since I mentioned it.

Is that a joke?

Yes... most of my posts are jokes.

Its been a joke since I mentioned it.

Yes... most of my posts are jokes.

Wow... this is awkward.

St. Clair Island, are you joking?

At least we veggies get good backing with 'Famous Vegetarians (http://www.conservapedia.com/Vegetarianism#Famous_Vegetarians)':

Adolf Hitler
Shania Twain
Adam and Eve, at least while in Eden (Genesis 1:29)


That list. That don't impress me much :p

Did you know that you kick ass?

Its the popular theory :D

I think someone should go to their Jesus article and change the pronounciation from this, "JEE-zuss" to this, "heɪˈsus" just for lulz.

This is one of my personal favourites: http://www.conservapedia.com/Barack_Obama

Wow... this is awkward.

St. Clair Island, are you joking?

You're accusing me of joking? I could never be less than deadly serious, I swear.

I hope your cellar is pretty deep and well-stocked with cans and the like, btw. If you don't own any weapons you'll need to hide there when the Saracen hordes sweep through Europe, laying waste to the last remnants of European culture and replacing it with their degenerate Koran-worshipping cult. And then we in the US will probably have to nuke the whole place from orbit, just to be sure. Don't want to be getting any of the islam on us.

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Wow... this is awkward.

St. Clair Island, are you joking?The entire thread is a joke. I should know. I created it. :p

The entire thread is a joke. I should know. I created it. :p

With few exceptions, life is a joke.

this is one of my personal favourites: http://www.conservapedia.com/barack_obama

raaage

Every time I visit Conservapedia, I get a "Warning: This Site is rated as Dangerous". :D

With few exceptions, life is a joke.Precisely.

With few exceptions, life is a joke.

It may be a joke, but it's a joke on us.

Fortunately, there are enough people alive that we can still enjoy a laugh from looking at others.

This is one of my personal favourites: http://www.conservapedia.com/Barack_Obama

I don't know what's more hilarious: The fact that they printed a section on "Obama iz teh ebil mozlem," or the fact that they actually believe it.

And you know what's hilarious? I bet if someone transcribed the details of New Mitanni's "Obama is Sauron and the Democrats are Orcs" diatribe on Conservapedia in a way that seemed serious, not only would it not get banned but it would probably be highlighted on the front page.

I don't know what's more hilarious: The fact that they printed a section on "Obama iz teh ebil mozlem," or the fact that they actually believe it.

The Sarah Palin and George W. Bush pages are awesome.

Also, their African American page conveniently puts a picture of Obama right next to the part where they talk about how many African Americans are Muslim.

The Westboro article is epic.

Seriously, someone needs to post an article on New Mitanni's "Obama is Sauron" rants in Serious Article Form there just to see how long it'll last.

The Gay Pride article is however hands down the best.

"Gay pride' is a liberal, buzz-word, an oxymoron actually, asserting that Homosexuality is something to be proud of. As part of the Homosexual agenda, there have been numerous "Gay Pride" parades in major cities around the world. Homosexual groups and the ACLU have brought legal cases against communities who refused to issue parade permits for gay pride parades because they violated obscenity laws and parents did not want their children exposed to Homosexuality.[1] In the spirit of "political correctness", these parades have persisted, despite numerous reports of nudity, lewdness, public drunkennness and assault on innocent passerbys.[2][3]




:D :D :D

The Westboro article is epic.

When Conservapedia of all things calls the WBC "extreme," you know that's some serious Kool Aid being distilled there.

That list. That don't impress me much
Ouch...

So, when does this thread stop being a hate blog against conservatives?

Verily. A good, quality website that presents facts in a honest manner.

And by honest you mean that they don't try to hide the fact that they're a conservative propaganda site?

You're accusing me of joking? I could never be less than deadly serious, I swear.

I hope your cellar is pretty deep and well-stocked with cans and the like, btw. If you don't own any weapons you'll need to hide there when the Saracen hordes sweep through Europe, laying waste to the last remnants of European culture and replacing it with their degenerate Koran-worshipping cult. And then we in the US will probably have to nuke the whole place from orbit, just to be sure. Don't want to be getting any of the islam on us.

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Well first of all,
1) I don't have a cellar.
2) My best friend, she is a woman, in an earlier post you mentioned it as a he
3) She is really intelligent. She does these debates with her Muslim group at college on womens' rights and Islam. Powerful stuff.

I'm done.

I like how Conservapidia for famous Muslims says Mohammed and then Mohammed Ali.

And by honest you mean that they don't try to hide the fact that they're a conservative propaganda site?Obviously.

So, when does this thread stop being a hate blog against conservatives?When did it start?

lol got myself banned from conservapedia for bringing up the FBI incident lol I was cited for "personal comments" lmfao

So, when does this thread stop being a hate blog against conservatives?

It hasnt. A hate blog for conservapedia maybe. Take your persecution complex somewhere else kthx.

So, when does this thread stop being a hate blog against conservatives?

Conservatives are the truly evil spawn of Satan. They are short-sighted, intolerant bastards who put no value on human life, hate freedom and choice, and are actively working to destroy America. Conservatives were responsible for crimes such as the Holocaust and the genocide in Cambodia. If conservatives were to come to power we would all be doomed. I think conservatives should all be taken to super happy fun death camps and shot. Also, they unleashed Barney the Purple Dinosaur.

Ok, it's done now.

I don't know what's more hilarious: The fact that they printed a section on "Obama iz teh ebil mozlem," or the fact that they actually believe it.

And you know what's hilarious? I bet if someone transcribed the details of New Mitanni's "Obama is Sauron and the Democrats are Orcs" diatribe on Conservapedia in a way that seemed serious, not only would it not get banned but it would probably be highlighted on the front page.
No, seriously, this needs to be done. Now. :D

No, seriously, this needs to be done. Now. :D

One day, Cokey McSnortdrunk will return and destroy Sauron by throwing his fake Hawaiian Birth certificate in the fires formed by the ring of cross burnings in the hidden pit behind Dick Cheney's house!

What still amazes me about Conservapedia isn't their pages of limited, right-wing conservative propaganda (their page on Evolution is hilarious), it's the rare nice, tolerant pages. The one on Wicca has survived for quite a while: http://conservapedia.com/Wicca. Though looking at the comment page it may be they just hadn't noticed and haven't quite gotten round to editing it yet.

Calling anyone they agree with a "professor" regardless of whether he earned that distinction based on a real peer review of his work (see, e.g., Richard Dawkins and Barack Obama).

Ok, I can understand how people may disagree with a lot of the list (I think their wrong, but it's still something that comes down to political beliefs), but this one made me snicker.

I've never heard Barack Obama called professor (though it probably happened when he was teaching as a professor), but in the UK Professor is a legal title conferred by a university often based on peer recognition of their work and holding a University chair. Richard Dawkins very much has the right to this title, holding a Chair at Cambridge. So I'd frankly be more surprised if people didn't address him as Professor.

Liberals, how dare you do any of these completely sensible things? How dare you intelligently and honestly wish for the betterment of mankind?
How dare you try to interpret the Constitution that the Founding Fathers left deliberately vague, and who, by the way, were good, honest Christians.
You should know better than to support such good things as Universal Health Care, sexual education, labor unions, and affording same-sex couples the same right to marry that heterosexual couples currently enjoy.
And who are you liberals to demand that men and women have access to the same jobs in the military? Everybody knows that women are too fragile to be allowed on a field of battle! How can you liberals deny the inherent differences in men and women, the very same differences that allow for the denial of equal opportunity for women?

I ask again, how dare you do any of these things!? :mad:That's not a liberal, some are just reason, and others are nonsense.

A liberal believes in this: Liberalism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberalism)

Think of the trolling done on NSG. That is pretty much what is written on conservapedia and taken to be true. Its not hard. Just make outragous claims about your political opponents, their habits, and their beliefs.

You've never tried trolling Conservapedia, have you.

A liberal believes in this: Liberalism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberalism)

*sigh* No, there is a difference between "liberal" and "Liberal". US conservatives are usually still "Liberals".


You've never tried trolling Conservapedia, have you.

Actually, Ive been IP banned 4 times for it.

" Some argue that liberals typically support economic policy similar to that of fascism"
LOL

" Some argue that liberals typically support economic policy similar to that of fascism"
LOL

To be fair, some do argue that. Just no one educated.

To be fair, some do argue that. Just no one educated.

well it probably depends on how you define liberal. . . .wait no . .. no I'm seeing it at all.

Actually, Ive been IP banned 4 times for it.

Yeah, that doesn't really help your argument.