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Ever heard or come up with a phrase or sentence that should be on a T-Shirt? Post 'em here.

CEOs are the CFCs of Economics.

Masturbation is sex with someone you love.

The joke over here is that we should get T-shirts made with the phrase - Still employed - as a means of cheekily attracting prospective partners on a night out.

Another one was - I was dumped on Facebook - as a gift to those who were, or for yourself if it happened to you.

"Ceci n'est pas une chemise."

And on the back, put "(It's a caption.)"

Pretty much every line in The Wire.

OOTS fans will get this. I think it might be but its worth mentioning here:

I prepared explosive runes today.

OOTS fans will get this. I think it might be but its worth mentioning here:

I prepared explosive runes today.

Too late (http://www.cafepress.com/orderofthestick.87669984)

Ever heard or come up with a phrase or sentence that should be on a T-Shirt? Post 'em here.

CEOs are the CFCs of Economics.

Masturbation is sex with someone you love.

I like the first line of your sig. :)

Perhaps: "I hope you're enjoying my breasts while you read this T-shirt". Or similar.

I like the first line of your sig. :)

Perhaps: "I hope you're enjoying my breasts while you read this T-shirt". Or similar.

Well thanks.

And I support your's for a T-Shirt.

OOTS fans will get this. I think it might be but its worth mentioning here:

I prepared explosive runes today.

That reminds me of the weird encounter in our last game -_-

I also like, courtesy of Iain Banks, the idea of a t-shirt that has, in big black letters:

"FTT"

And then underneath:

"(have intimate relations with members of the conservative and unionist party)"

Too late (http://www.cafepress.com/orderofthestick.87669984)

I figured it had been.

How about: It hurts it stings!

I wonder who'll get THAT one.

You know SaintB if you have a paint-type program and internet access you can make your own shirts (http://www.cafepress.com/)....

You know SaintB if you have a paint-type program and internet access you can make your own shirts (http://www.cafepress.com/)....

Oh yeah I know; I've done it before. I may actually revitalize my old website and sell T-Shirts through Cafe Press. The point of this thread is to see what people think would make funny T-Shirts to keep me amused so I don't fall asleep at work. But thanks Smunkee.

On a T-SHirt for women:
Keep staring! They'll never find your corpse.

Stupid should be a fatal disease more often than it already is.

Im the Nigerian Princess you gave your banking information to.

or just

Nigerian Princess

Assuming Heikoku 2's translation is correct (and I have no reason to think otherwise), I'd like to have "O hálito do meu gato cheira a comida de gato!" on a t-shirt.

BTW, my younger sister got me a t-shirt a year or 2 ago, that says,

Dilligaf
Not just an attitude... It's a lifestyle



:D

I made myself a with "No More Gin" printed on it after....an incident. I have another one with "I'm not <my real name>", just for the purpose of spreading confusion.

Down near the bottom seam of the t-shirt: "Stop staring at my crotch"

"Look up and wave for the cameras."

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/starshippoopers.jpg

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/starshippoopers.jpg

Whoot!


How about getting a whole big group of people to wear a smiliar T-Shirt that reads "Sparticus"

You look like my next Ex-Wife.

''Te invito a follar." I would so love to see that phrase on a t-shirt. :p

How about some of the random French shit from the bathtub scenes back when All That was funny.

Kiss me, I'm....




Goddamnit.

That would be a good shirt.

Shirt Happens.

Also "Pants".

OCD: Because you don't have to be homosexual to be anal-retentive.

I taught Jack Bauer everything he knows

A picture of a guy giving the finger, but instead of a middle finger, it's a cigarette and above the picture it says I got'cher smoking ban and then underneath the picture it says right here pal!

Whoot!


How about getting a whole big group of people to wear a smiliar T-Shirt that reads "Sparticus"

Too late (http://improveverywhere.com/2006/04/23/best-buy/).

Pretty much every line in The Wire.
That would take a very large shirt ...

I have an under-developed sense of humour so I bought this "funny" t-shirt to compensate.

If you're reading my shirt....you missed my tits.

No?

"Kiss me, I was convicted of sexual assault and am on probation."

I'm not unsocialized, I just don't like you.

^for my kids.

If you're reading my shirt....you missed my tits.

No?

Nice

If you can read this, thank a screen printer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screen-printing).

Gay Test: If you're reading this, I have some news for you

Gay Test: If you're reading this, I have some news for you

That would be better on the back of a pair of men's pants.

Oooohhh:

Yes I have MySpace, and you're intruding in it.

What would Jesus do, for a Klondike bar?

Wouldn't torture work on Jesus, since he'd never tell a lie?

Chest/Tits/Pects Advertising: This Space for Rent

Pretty much every line in The Wire.

Can we include Season 1's scene when McNulty and Bunk check out the old murder scene while repeating nothing but "F*ck"?

Wouldn't torture work on Jesus, since he'd never tell a lie?

Oh but it would be so irritating, with his obscure parables...

"Tell us where the bomb is or we'll twist your nipples off!"

"Three wise men did pass down the road, one said unto the other..."

In the market square in Cambridge, there's a stall with T-shirts, one of which reads 'Nobody knows I'm a lesbian', always been my favourite.

Can we include Season 1's scene when McNulty and Bunk check out the old murder scene while repeating nothing but "F*ck"?
I always thought it was a sly dig (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6O1FCFBOF8&feature=related) at CSI.

Spoooooon!!!

Life is a carcinogen

http://nomountorabwalmart.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/wal_mart_never.jpg
This.

The Hammer is My Penis.

The Hammer is My Penis.

There's lots of stuff that can be used from Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-Long.

There's lots of stuff that can be used from Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-Long.

Oh yeah... mostly Captain Hammer though.

Oh yeah... mostly Captain Hammer though.

The second time is when you can do the freaky stuff.

The second time is when you can do the freaky stuff.

Ahem. "They say it's better the second time, they say you get to do the weird stuff".

What's that you say? I need a life? Blasphemy!

Some days you are the bug and some days you are the windshield

I don't have a problem with caffeine... I have a problem WITHOUT IT !

If you're reading my shirt....you missed my tits.

No?

I did not miss your tits :fluffle:

In the market square in Cambridge, there's a stall with T-shirts, one of which reads 'Nobody knows I'm a lesbian', always been my favourite.

Oh, you remind me of my days as a queer-phrases spigot.

I've always been partial to "I'm not a lesbian but my girlfriend is" (I've always dreamt of having a girlfriend who'd actually consent to wearing it; I guess now I'd more qualify for a "I'm not a lesbian and neither is my girlfriend")

Then, of course, there's the rest, like:

I fuck everything that moves - so don't fidget.

God's coming back and is she pissed.

Fuck your gender

Don't tease or feed the straights.

I'm the pink sheep of the family.

I am are you?

I'm so queer I can't even think straight.

Why be straight when even light and space is bent?

etc etc

Oh, you remind me of my days as a queer-phrases spigot.

I've always been partial to "I'm not a lesbian but my girlfriend is" (I've always dreamt of having a girlfriend who'd actually consent to wearing it; I guess now I'd more qualify for a "I'm not a lesbian and neither is my girlfriend")

Then, of course, there's the rest, like:

I fuck everything that moves - so don't fidget.

God's coming back and is she pissed.

Fuck your gender

Don't tease or feed the straights.

I'm the pink sheep of the family.

I am are you?

I'm so queer I can't even think straight.

Why be straight when even light and space is bent?

etc etc

queerer than a 3 dollar bill?

I fuck everything that moves - so don't fidget.


*Fidgets* :tongue:

Queerer than a 3 dollar bill?

Are you calling me flat and papery, and worth less than a McDonald's meal? I'll try to feel all insulted, if you don't mind.

*Fidgets* :tongue:

Oh, cheap shot. You can do better.

.. still, you managed to pick my very favorite. Too bad it doesn't translate well into German, and fidget is not a word most Germans understand, so wearing it here would be kinda moot.

Oh, cheap shot. You can do better.

.. still, you managed to pick my very favorite. Too bad it doesn't translate well into German, and fidget is not a word most Germans understand, so wearing it here would be kinda moot.

I know I can do better but sometimes I don't want to. Besides I did a lot better somewhere else.

And I picked your favorite because I'm in your head!

If you're reading my shirt....you missed my tits.

No?

Why should I look at your nipples? Seriously, why?

Besides I did a lot better somewhere else.
Oooh, tell us all about it!

And I picked your favorite because I'm in your head!

Awesome. Could you please try and locate the information on what errand it was I had to run at uni today while you're there already?

Why should I look at your nipples? Seriously, why?

And why shouldn't you? Hm? Think about that.:tongue:

Oooh, tell us all about it!

I was refering to another thread on NS, dig for it :cool:



Awesome. Could you please try and locate the information on what errand it was I had to run at uni today while you're there already?

Right after I get done messing with the pleasure centers... hang on because this will be fun.

I was refering to another thread on NS, dig for it :cool:
Oh, you're referring to that cashier talking-out-loud incident a while back?

Right after I get done messing with the pleasure centers... hang on because this will be fun.

Ever so ironic because I spent the time between my last and this post having a rather cruel phone talk with the ex.

Ever so ironic because I spent the time between my last and this post having a rather cruel phone talk with the ex.

*hands tissue* wanna talk about it?

*nods in the direction of TG box*

*hands tissue* wanna talk about it?

*nods in the direction of TG box*

You're a very kind man, but I'll just grab that tissue to pat off the run mascara and then go teach - I've to be in the classroom in ten minutes.

You're a very kind man, but I'll just grab that tissue to pat off the run mascara and then go teach - I've to be in the classroom in ten minutes.

enjoy.

How about getting a whole big group of people to wear a smiliar T-Shirt that reads "Sparticus"
We should make a shirt with the "my name is" looking sticker graphic on it and then the name "Sparticus".

JESUS LOVES YOU.
The rest of us think your an asshole.

We should make a shirt with the "my name is" looking sticker graphic on it and then the name "Sparticus".

someone should follow you around with a shirt that says "no, I am Sparticus!"

A T Shirt i actually have (and one i have simply because its a sick joke and would never wear it or display it in public) has a picture of Hitler on the front and its done in the Rock concert Tshirt style And it has on the top Adolf Hitlers European Tour and on the back has the dates of invasions of each country. Next to Russia and England it has a slashed area on the date and it says Canceled.

Mass-produced slogans are the highest form of wit!

and likewise:

Oh look, metahumor. Isn't it hilarious?

A T Shirt i actually have (and one i have simply because its a sick joke and would never wear it or display it in public) has a picture of Hitler on the front and its done in the Rock concert Tshirt style And it has on the top Adolf Hitlers European Tour and on the back has the dates of invasions of each country. Next to Russia and England it has a slashed area on the date and it says Canceled.

That's awesome.

A T Shirt i actually have (and one i have simply because its a sick joke and would never wear it or display it in public) has a picture of Hitler on the front and its done in the Rock concert Tshirt style And it has on the top Adolf Hitlers European Tour and on the back has the dates of invasions of each country. Next to Russia and England it has a slashed area on the date and it says Canceled.

I'd wear it.

"If you can read this, you might be a terrorist," in Arabic.

I'm John Galt.

I'm John Galt.

(and I made this tshirt)

I'm John Galt.

I used to have that bumper sticker on my car........my own form of RL trolling.

What cracked me up was people would see me and say "who is John Galt?" and they were serious. I laughed at them and they got mad.

I used to have that bumper sticker on my car........my own form of RL trolling.

What cracked me up was people would see me and say "who is John Galt?" and they were serious. I laughed at them and they got mad.

Who is John Galt?

Presumably someone notable in your country. Don't worry. I'll look him up on Wikipedia.

<Later edit>
Oh f**k. Ayn Rand again. Well, I say Fort Sumter.

Who is John Galt?

Presumably someone notable in your country. Don't worry. I'll look him up on Wikipedia.

You should familiarize yourself with the works of preeminent Russian-American philosopher Ayn Rand.


:p I got to say it legitimately!!!!!!!!! Whee!!!!!!!!!

You should familiarize yourself with the works of preeminent Russian-American philosopher Ayn Rand.


:p I got to say it legitimately!!!!!!!!! Whee!!!!!!!!!

Well done. I truly walked into that one.

Well done. I truly walked into that one.

If it makes you feel any better I did a bad thing and made a grammar/spelling mistake.

"if you can read this, you might be a terrorist," in arabic.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooh my god i want it!!!!

NSG forums. Like a steer, it's got a point here, and a point there, and a lotta bull inbewteen.

posted by someone on this forum.

Pardon Edmund of Woodstock

Oh, you're referring to that cashier talking-out-loud incident a while back?

Nope. Its more recent.



Ever so ironic because I spent the time between my last and this post having a rather cruel phone talk with the ex.

Exactly why I decided to play with the pleasure centers ;). Sorry about the whole ex phone call. I promise more pleasant conversations in your future with much nicer men.

Ever heard or come up with a phrase or sentence that should be on a T-Shirt? Post 'em here.

Half of what I post should be on a T-shirt.

Especially that bit about Raptor Jesus.

And the post about a wizard hat clitoral hood.

We should make a shirt with the "my name is" looking sticker graphic on it and then the name "Sparticus".

Yes, I envisioned that too. In fact I could prolly do an entire line of T-Shirts that ran with the "I am Sparticus" joke...

On a clear night you can "why" forever.

How about:

http://controversy.wearscience.com/

Ever heard or come up with a phrase or sentence that should be on a T-Shirt? Post 'em here.

CEOs are the CFCs of Economics.

Masturbation is sex with someone you love.Most of what i have on my shirt of late is not quite White-Out.

I'd like to have a T-shirt that says "Christianity plagiarized from the following religion:" and just have a list of religion that they did plagiarized from.

Or have a shirt that simply says "I want to play a game..."

Or have a shirt that simply says "I want to play a game..."...how about, Global Thermonuclear War?

I fuck everything that moves - so don't fidget.


That's a good one.

A T Shirt i actually have (and one i have simply because its a sick joke and would never wear it or display it in public) has a picture of Hitler on the front and its done in the Rock concert Tshirt style And it has on the top Adolf Hitlers European Tour and on the back has the dates of invasions of each country. Next to Russia and England it has a slashed area on the date and it says Canceled.

I'd wear that out in public. I've seen a lot worse worn and no-one said 'boo.'

NSG forums. Like a steer, it's got a point here, and a point there, and a lotta bull in between.

The beauty of that is, like an ethnic joke, you can stick damn near anything in the front there and it'd still work.

"If you can read this, you might be a terrorist," in Arabic.
I've always been fond of the bumper sticker:

"If you can rad this, you're both very well educated and way too close" - in Latin.

I've always been fond of the bumper sticker:

"If you can rad this, you're both very well educated and way too close" - in Latin.

I really hope the typo was included.

I'd wear that out in public. I've seen a lot worse worn and no-one said 'boo.'



There is a big face of Hitler on the front. At first glance its kind of hard to see the subtlety of the humor and you just see a guy walking down the street with a Hitler T Shirt on.

I have thisT shirt that reads Dokdo is Korea's in Korean. then I went and took pictures with several of the Japanese students. And i was able to get them to give thumbs up while pointing at the Tshirt.

There is a big face of Hitler on the front. At first glance its kind of hard to see the subtlety of the humor and you just see a guy walking down the street with a Hitler T Shirt on.

Oh. Ok, now that I am in possession of all the facts, I retract my earlier statement. I would not wear that in public. Just the tour graphic would be cool though.

"Sounds like a shit sandwhich, but I'll fucking fight anyone, I'm in."

In GI Joe's off time he liked to crash Malibu Barbie's parties, and commit hate crimes against that homo Ken. Despite what she told her family and friends, Malibu Barbie had more Joe in her than a coffee machine.

I've always wanted a t-shirt that said in large letters something you'd expect to see on a funny t-shirt, and then, embroidered in tiny letters underneath, "my name is ernesto im five and th peple her are very meen plees send help so i can leve this meen factry thank yu."

We were talkin about playing D&D one time(we havent managed to set aside enough time to give it a shot however, lol) and Me and one of my friends were makin jokes about it...

He was all "An Elf Appears....What do you do?", I answered, "Have Sex with her", and he said, "Roll the Die" lol...and then I was like "You must roll a Ten to penetrate the Anal defenses, you get slapped instead"..

We thought that scenario should be put on a shirt, lol...

We were talkin about playing D&D one time(we havent managed to set aside enough time to give it a shot however, lol) and Me and one of my friends were makin jokes about it...

He was all "An Elf Appears....What do you do?", I answered, "Have Sex with her", and he said, "Roll the Die" lol...and then I was like "You must roll a Ten to penetrate the Anal defenses, you get slapped instead"..

We thought that scenario should be put on a shirt, lol...

"Charisma Buffs: if they were real, then nerds might finally get some tail."

I FOUND JESUS!







He was behind the couch the whole time.




I actually saw a bloke at a pub wearing this t-shirt. I asked him where he got it, because I loved it so much, but he said somewhere up in Sydney

A T Shirt i actually have (and one i have simply because its a sick joke and would never wear it or display it in public) has a picture of Hitler on the front and its done in the Rock concert Tshirt style And it has on the top Adolf Hitlers European Tour and on the back has the dates of invasions of each country. Next to Russia and England it has a slashed area on the date and it says Canceled.

I have seen and desire that shirt myself.

Though I'm enough of a jerk to wear it.

I don't condone Naziism. (publicly....)

http://imgs.xkcd.com/store/imgs/witty_square_1.jpg

awesome y/y

Two naked, pixilated bodies on a Wheaties box and a caption that reads:

SEX: The Real Breakfast of Champions!