NationStates Jolt Archive

We all have those little habits and pleasures we do when no one's looking (or we think no one's looking).

For me, one of them is air timpani.

Seriously.

I masturbate to a poster of Ayn Rand

I masturbate to a poster of Ayn Rand

We all do.

I videotape lawyers dressed up in catsuits.

I masturbate to a poster of Ayn Rand

If I call a sex line and tell the girl I want her to pretend to be Ayn Rand, and get me off with dirty objectivist talk, will you pay for the call?

I masturbate to a poster of Ayn Rand

We all do.

I don't. I barely even know who she is, much less recognize her visually.

I prefer to spin my class ring on a desk, and then stop and hold it upright by application of pressure to the top. I picked it up from a classmate.

If I call a sex line and tell the girl I want her to pretend to be Ayn Rand, and get me off with dirty objectivist talk, will you pay for the call?

Bit of a problem there. The objectivist talk will berate you for the wasted effort when you could have just as easily pleased two people.

in reality, I tend to sing alot. And occasionally dance. Often to amazingly bad music.

If I call a sex line and tell the girl I want her to pretend to be Ayn Rand, and get me off with dirty objectivist talk, will you pay for the call?

Oh, baby. You've got me so hot it's against first principles. Come violate my sacred natural rights all night long.

Oh, baby. You've got me so hot it's against first principles. Come violate my sacred natural rights all night long.

Go on....

Sometimes, I sit in a giant egg and take my helmet off. Sometimes, I crush soda cans against my burnt forehead and think about my poor wife who I killed on accident.

Also, I eat cheetos.

I videotape lawyers dressed up in catsuits.

....how much would one of those videos cost me? :wink:

....how much would one of those videos cost me? :wink:

Free. I don't do it for the profits, I do it for the art.


...I'm so going to get my ass kicked this sunday, aren't I?

Sometimes, I sit in a giant egg and take my helmet off. Sometimes, I crush soda cans against my burnt forehead and think about my poor wife who I killed on accident.

Also, I eat cheetos.

Ah, yes. The great cares of galactic Dark Lords. Few things are as important as the eating of Cheetos.

Would I tell you guys? For all I know, you've already hacked into my webcam and know all of the weird things I do when nobody's looking by now. Except that one thing with the pencil and the rubber band.

Would I tell you guys? For all I know, you've already hacked into my webcam and know all of the weird things I do when nobody's looking by now. Except that one thing with the pencil and the rubber band.

No, We saw that too. :)

Would I tell you guys? For all I know, you've already hacked into my webcam and know all of the weird things I do when nobody's looking by now. Except that one thing with the pencil and the rubber band.

Making a bomb?

Would I tell you guys? For all I know, you've already hacked into my webcam and know all of the weird things I do when nobody's looking by now. Except that one thing with the pencil and the rubber band.

If it wasn't for that pane of glass behind you that acts like mirror, we wouldn't know about the pencil and the rubber band. I am, however, still upset about what you did with that 1/15th scale model of the trebuchet. *shudders*

Most of the "weird things" I do in private, I would do in public, too, shamelessly.

The exceptions are the things that aren't weird.

If it wasn't for that pane of glass behind you that acts like mirror, we wouldn't know about the pencil and the rubber band. I am, however, still upset about what you did with that 1/15th scale model of the trebuchet. *shudders*

Oh god, that was terrible. I've blocked out any further streaming from St. Claire Island after that incident.

Would I tell you guys? For all I know, you've already hacked into my webcam and know all of the weird things I do when nobody's looking by now. Except that one thing with the pencil and the rubber band.

Oh please. I even know what you did with the turkey baster.

...And you put it back in the drawer without even saying a word.

No, We saw that too. :)
You did? Aw, damn. Now I'll have to make up some new embarrassing personal habits. You guys are no fun. :(
If it wasn't for that pane of glass behind you that acts like mirror, we wouldn't know about the pencil and the rubber band. I am, however, still upset about what you did with that 1/15th scale model of the trebuchet. *shudders*
Chill, it didn't leave any splinters, and technically there aren't any laws against it. Well, there are laws, but it would take a fairly loose interpretation of them, and nobody can really prove it was me who did it.

Browse NSG.

Oh god, that was terrible. I've blocked out any further streaming from St. Claire Island after that incident.

You missed the part with the sheep and the hydrogen peroxide bottle, then. You're fortunate.

Oh please. I even know what you did with the turkey baster.

...And you put it back in the drawer without even saying a word.

And the funniest part was that I used it the next day to baste turkey. Came out fine, too, and nobody suspected. :tongue:

You missed the part with the sheep and the hydrogen peroxide bottle, then. You're fortunate.

Feel free not to share. I'd rather eat Cheetos.

Feel free not to share. I'd rather eat Cheetos.

OH GOD! The Cheetos! *starts to cry and rock back and forth slowly*

And the funniest part was that I used it the next day to baste turkey. Came out fine, too, and nobody suspected. :tongue:

flashbacks to thanksgiving at my ex's house...ugh...

OH GOD! The Cheetos! *starts to cry and rock back and forth slowly*

flashbacks to thanksgiving at my ex's house...ugh...

just as planned..... *slasher smile*

What does everybody do when noone is looking?

I pick my Nose and Fap...:rolleyes:

I do the most awful and embarassing dancing and singing to songs that I should not even have ever heard... xD

I do the most awful and embarassing dancing and singing to songs that I should not even have ever heard... xD

Finish the lyrics:

Pull me into your arms
Say I'm the one you want
If you don’t, you’ll be alone

Finish the lyrics:

Pull me into your arms
Say I'm the one you want
If you don’t, you’ll be alone

Ahah! Maybe I am not as lost as I thought, as I have no clue! :p

Ahah! Maybe I am not as lost as I thought, as I have no clue! :p

ugh. really? And you say you listen to amazingly bad music. (Though, I genuinely like the song. No comments from Neo.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZn8o0oc4FE

What does everybody do when noone is looking?

I pick my Nose and Fap...:rolleyes:

Like, at the same time?

With the same hand?

ugh. really? And you say you listen to amazingly bad music. (Though, I genuinely like the song. No comments from Neo.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZn8o0oc4FE

You want bad music? I generally don't do this on NSG (I save it for places where people I hate lurk), but I feel that I must.

Bad Music:

Don't say I didn't warn you:Rick Roll (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxnWl63Avo4)

Like, at the same time?

With the same hand?

I tried to do it with the same hand once, I got something unspeakable up my nose however.......Yeah, lol...:p

I tried to do it with the same hand once, I got something unspeakable up my nose however.......Yeah, lol...:p

...

I fold.

ugh. really? And you say you listen to amazingly bad music. (Though, I genuinely like the song. No comments from Neo.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZn8o0oc4FE

I would never DREAM of critiquing your musical tastes...

...



Princess.

I would never DREAM of critiquing your musical tastes...

...



Princess.
It is on like nothing you've ever imagined before. Just you wait. Those pictures will surface, and we'll see who's laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ltlLZkFlE

Let your imagination run wild (blatant hint: Silence of the Lambs)...

I go through the trouble of reading several pages of thread only to find that someone else posted a slight variant of my sincere answer as a joke.

Sometimes I have potato chips and Hershey's kisses for dinner. *Slinks out in shame.*

I tried to do it with the same hand once, I got something unspeakable up my nose however.......Yeah, lol...:p

Oh Jesus Christ mate, we didn't need that.

I like to caress my breasts while laying in bed, alone.

I masturbate to a poster of Ayn Rand

My poster of Ayn Rand masturbates me. Objectively. A=B <=> B=A

I like to caress my breasts while laying in bed, alone.

Gosh!

Shadow boxing

i play air drums while listening to music. i tell myself its good practice and not silly at all >.>

i also enjoy picking my nose

Singing, mostly. Also, conducting pieces. Or, perhaps more accurately, waving hands around in a vaguely rhythmical way (though I do actually conduct an orchestra). Tapping fingers in repetitive rhythms. Exclaim at the unrealistic aspects of computer games.

I have conversations with myself. I'm a right bastard but don't tell me that!

Talking with myself and playing either air guitar or air drums when listening music.

I like to caress my breasts while laying in bed, alone.
Ding ding! Thread winner.

I sometimes watch sci-fi just to rage at the characters (women with hair not tied back! those gay alien goth things in SGA being more than pasty nerds!) seriously how do you guys watch this stuff? :mad:

and listen to horrendous music that nobody remembers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DgO6Ttn7rU)

Browse NSG.

nerd. :p

yeah NSG is pretty damn embarrassing

I like to caress my breasts while laying in bed, alone.

I think everyone does that in public when they think they can get away with it...its just with guys you sorta just play with your balls regardless >_>

Oh, baby. You've got me so hot it's against first principles. Come violate my sacred natural rights all night long.

You owe me a new keyboard.

I think everyone does that in public when they think they can get away with it...its just with guys you sorta just play with your balls regardless >_>

I don't do it in public, but when alone, it's comforting (somehow) to caress my breasts.

I listen to the crazy frog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0) song.

it's comforting (somehow) to caress my breasts.

your best friends :D

we all do that I'm surprised you don't notice when other people are doing it without realizing

I listen to the crazy frog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0) song.

Prepare to die.



I myself will either be painting miniatures, calculating probabilities, and arranging action figure dioramas.

In public I am generally one; in private I am four. One is named for my first name, one for my middle, one for my last, and one is named Zeus, though I cannot tell you why. We argued so loudly, once, our throats became raw.

Sometimes I split into two in public, if a mirror is nearby. Though when we talk it is merely by moving the lips, and our speech is inaudible to all about, yet we recieve odd looks regarding our exaggerated gestures.

Prepare to die.

I also occasionally dance and sing.

I think everyone does that in public when they think they can get away with it...its just with guys you sorta just play with your balls regardless >_>

Tsk tsk. It's called "adjusting the family jewels".

By the way, I pick my ears when I'm alone. Yea, not the nose.

I like to caress my breasts while laying in bed, alone.

what's weird about that? I would love to carress your breasts while laying in bed. :D

weird things I do alone...

I live in my own little world.

and alone is relative... :D

I argue with myself, and sometimes try to personify both sides of an issue. Or I try out lines of dialogue/poetry that I'm writing, to see what it sounds like out loud.
I also argue with the furniture, but only if it is broken or isn't working properly and I want to let off some frustration by saying, "Oh, quit bitching, I loaded you with ink two weeks ago! How the Hell are you out already? What are you doing with it?" (to a printer) Or, "Goddammit! No! Stop that! Stop that right now!"

I also argue with the furniture, but only if it is broken or isn't working properly and I want to let off some frustration by saying, "Oh, quit bitching, I loaded you with ink two weeks ago! How the Hell are you out already? What are you doing with it?" (to a printer) Or, "Goddammit! No! Stop that! Stop that right now!"

...doesn't everyone do that? :$

Tsk tsk. It's called "adjusting the family jewels".

so what your saying is you keep them in the family :p

By the way, I pick my ears when I'm alone. Yea, not the nose.

with a pen?

...doesn't everyone do that? :$

people usually introduce such attitudes to mr hammer and his friend cursing

so what your saying is you keep them in the family :p
No, that my family gave them to me. Or that I'll use them to produce a family. Or to break one.



with a pen?

Finger. A pen would be too dangerous.

with a pen?
I use a pen cap... or a bobby pin.


gee... looking at all the responses, I don't feel weird anymore... :D

your best friends :D

we all do that I'm surprised you don't notice when other people are doing it without realizing

I don't stare at a man's crotch when I'm out. I only stare at the crotch of a man I'm fucking.

It rubs lotion on itself.... *sorry, wrong movie*

...doesn't everyone do that? :$

Yes. Although some people try to pretend that they don't.

I don't stare at a man's crotch when I'm out. I only stare at the crotch of a man I'm fucking.

At the same time? You must be a really accomplished contorsionist. ;)

It rubs lotion on itself.... *sorry, wrong movie*

Already a step ahead of you on the previous page, Jame.

I do the same things in public I do in private, this includes air guitar, shadow boxing, rolling around on the floor to play with my dogs/and or little children, and singing along with songs I like.

...doesn't everyone do that? :$

*Does it, in public*

When no other humans or similar beings capable of suing me are watching, I put on my Lumberjacking gear, head out into the woods at night, and eliminate the type of 'scary teen horror movie woods-inhabiting monsters' that annoy me. And then I sing, Sing, SING!

At the same time? You must be a really accomplished contorsionist. ;)

Oi! No taking words out of context. That's unheard of for NSG.:tongue: