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You don't "have" God - in your heart, in your pocket, or anywhere else.
God doesn't do stuff because you think He/She/It/They should.
You don't hold competitions between gods to see which one is more powerful.
You don't have to have God around to discuss the existence of other Gods.
You don't catalog gods to see which one is better.

In short:

GOD IS NOT A POKÉMON!

Discuss.

Whatever you took before this post, consider taking more... or less

God is too a Pokemon, he can level all your other pokemon to lvl 100...

http://pages.prodigy.net/maryjorhodes/missingno.gif

He also defies Capture by anyone....

Godachu I choose you!

Godachu! Smite Satansaur!

Nooooo Godachu defend Satansaur's Hellfire!

Meh screw it, Godachu come back, I'm replacing you with Odinzar.

Allah, I Choose You!

*throws pokéball*

Tackle attack, now!

EDIT: Drats, just beaten to it.

You're wrong, and here's why:

http://www.pokemon.com/MastersClub/flash.htm

http://www.wayofthemaster.com/

Note that Kirk Cameron and Ash Ketchum have never been seen in the same place at the same time, and aside from clothing, are physiologically identical, including genitalia.

Both Pokemon and God have received enthusiastic approval by the Vatican:

"The Vatican-based satellite TV station Sat2000, which is run by the Italian Bishops' Conference, declared that the Pokémon trading card and computer game is "full of inventive imagination," has no "harmful moral side effects" and is based on the love-thy-neighbor notion of "intense friendship."

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,26334,620818,00.html

Okay, since the thread has dissolved into mirth (though I would like it to be some thought-inducing mirth too), I have to ask...

Why has no one brought up Arceus?

GOD IS NOT A POKÉMON!
This is a lie.


As one highly respected NS superpower said once, "There is only Mudkip and V10 is Its prophet."

Okay, since the thread has dissolved into mirth (though I would like it to be some thought-inducing mirth too), I have to ask...

Why has no one brought up Arceus?

Mainly because I discount any pokemon past #151 as being legitmate Pokemon, lol..

Besides,

http://wiygn.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/untitled.jpg

GOD IS NOT A POKÉMON!
Do you have proof that a Pokemon is not the God of my religion, or are you just a hateful bastard who wants to oppress my religion?

Do you have proof that a Pokemon is not the God of my religion, or are you just a hateful bastard who wants to oppress my religion?

My Haruhi is bigger than your Arceus! :p

Lugia is obviously an earth God. :p

Lugia is obviously an earth God. :p

no, no, no, no...Blastoise is God of Water, Charizard is God of Fire, and Venusaur is the God of Earth...

*nod*

Note that Kirk Cameron and Ash Ketchum have never been seen in the same place at the same time, and aside from clothing, are physiologically identical, including genitalia.

Don't be silly. Kirk Cameron is fictional.

My Haruhi is bigger than your Arceus! :pWould you like to compare them, then? ;)

GOD IS NOT A POKÉMON!


Of course not. You don't toss god in the arena with Allah and yell about the winner/loser. It's humans in the arena. That makes humans pokemon.

Don't be silly. Kirk Cameron is fictional.

Meanwhile, At the Hall of Justice...




Thats all i could think of the whole time I watched that "Left Behind" movie, the plot development was about the same, lol...

no, no, no, no...Blastoise is God of Water, Charizard is God of Fire, and Venusaur is the God of Earth...

*nod*

Ah, but Lugia causes earthquakes and has that funny Gia in its' name, which obviously shows it is of the Earth. :p

no, no, no, no...Blastoise is God of Water, Charizard is God of Fire, and Venusaur is the God of Earth...

*nod*Nah, Eevee has all three covered and four more just because.

Don't be silly. Kirk Cameron is fictional.

Oh yeah? Can a fictional guy call an airline and try to book a flight for a relative which winds up being a gibbon or something, and when they won't give him the ticket, it disproves evolution?

Can a fictional guy held thousands understand that if their love for their children isn't like hate when compared to their love of God, they're bad people?

Can a fictional guy form the left leg of Voltron?

Kirk Cameron is as real as me, Sgt. Toomey, US Army retired.

Would you like to compare them, then? ;)
That would be pointless, my cock is bigger than both combined.

God(ddess) may not be Poikemon, but wouldn't it be epic if they were?

I'd link to Apocamon to refute this, but it appears to have disappeared.

There is always Pastamon

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e21/SigsR1337/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster_2copy.png

You don't "have" God - in your heart, in your pocket, or anywhere else.
God doesn't do stuff because you think He/She/It/They should.
You don't hold competitions between gods to see which one is more powerful.
You don't have to have God around to discuss the existence of other Gods.
You don't catalog gods to see which one is better.

In short:

GOD IS NOT A POKÉMON!

Discuss.

Apparently this was somehow related to a post of mine, but I'm confused by it.

Am I the only one who think if there really was a battle of the Gods, that Loki would win?

Am I the only one who think if there really was a battle of the Gods, that Loki would win?

Psh, Eris'd totally kick the shit outta Loki...Honestly...

Am I the only one who think if there really was a battle of the Gods, that Loki would win?

Brahma would just un-imagine Loki. Not even a contest.

Am I the only one who think if there really was a battle of the Gods, that Loki would win?

Elune would soo own Loki. I mean, when can manifest yourself as a moon, what sort of other powers can you have? There would be no contest. :D

Brahma would just un-imagine Loki. Not even a contest.

Am I the only one who think if there really was a battle of the Gods, that Loki would win?

Elune would soo own Loki. I mean, when can manifest yourself as a moon, what sort of other powers can you have? There would be no contest. :D

The God-Emperor shields us from the likes of them anyway, lol...

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp208/hashshashin_2008/godemperor.jpg

Honestly there's only one victor in any battle of the gods, and that would be the God of the Bloody Tongue, Nyarlathotep the Crawling Chaos.

Honestly there's only one victor in any battle of the gods, and that would be the God of the Bloody Tongue, Nyarlathotep the Crawling Chaos.

Man, we should've never let him write the rule book...

Or have it bound in human skin, and written in an alphabet with such non-Euclidean geometries as to drive any mad whose eyes fell up on it...

The foreword by Kevin Smith was kind of interesting, though...

Oh yeah? Can a fictional guy call an airline and try to book a flight for a relative which winds up being a gibbon or something, and when they won't give him the ticket, it disproves evolution?

Can a fictional guy held thousands understand that if their love for their children isn't like hate when compared to their love of God, they're bad people?

Can a fictional guy form the left leg of Voltron?

Kirk Cameron is as real as me, Sgt. Toomey, US Army retired.

Kirk Cameron also played as Jean ValJean once.

Of course not. You don't toss god in the arena with Allah and yell about the winner/loser. It's humans in the arena. That makes humans pokemon.

>.>

<.<

*Hypnotizes NAS.*

*Uses Dream Eater.*

Apparently this was somehow related to a post of mine, but I'm confused by it.

Not exactly. Sorry, I wanted to vent at True Believers that act like God will cater to their whims. :p

Kirk Cameron also played as Jean ValJean once.

Once as in one production run, or once as in, Holy Christ, they're walking out in the same sort of calm but still very brisk way people walk out during a fire drill?

I'd like to know where you can catch a Spaghetteon.

http://christopherscottrice.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/fsm.jpeg

I'd like to know where you can catch a Spaghetteon.

http://guidesarchive.ign.com/guides/12045/images/tangela.gif

http://www.upokecenter.com/games/gs/guides/location/c_kanto.php

Routes 21 and 28.

I'd like to know where you can catch a Spaghetteon.


HEY!!! :mad:












That was my joke :p

http://guidesarchive.ign.com/guides/12045/images/tangela.gif

http://www.upokecenter.com/games/gs/guides/location/c_kanto.php

Routes 21 and 28.

Win. You has it.

You don't "have" God - in your heart, in your pocket, or anywhere else.
I use to "be". People cannot "have" me, or I'll rain fire on them.

God doesn't do stuff because you think He/She/It/They should.
Unless you offer a Negroni and ask nicely.

You don't hold competitions between gods to see which one is more powerful.
This is what you think, buster. What do you think online poker is for?


You don't have to have God around to discuss the existence of other Gods.

Ab-so-lu-te-ly. Gods tend to get overexcited about theology. Better talk soccer with us.


You don't catalog gods to see which one is better.

Nice idea. I'll contact WotC.


In short:
GOD IS NOT A POKÉMON!

Of course not. Pokémon sucks.


...:confused:...


Really, man, looks like you've missed your daily fix. :D

Win. You has it.

Thank you! :D

I use to "be". People cannot "have" me, or I'll rain fire on them.


Unless you offer a Negroni and ask nicely.


This is what you think, buster. What do you think online poker is for?


Ab-so-lu-te-ly. Gods tend to get overexcited about theology. Better talk soccer with us.


Nice idea. I'll contact WotC.


Of course not. Pokémon sucks.


...:confused:...


Really, man, looks like you've missed your daily fix. :D

Okay, I'll let you be God in this thread if you let me be God in the "Obama failure" one.

Says who? My religion is quite clear about the fact Sonichu is God.

It doesnt really matter, because the Pokemon Trading Card Game is out...and Magic: The Gathering is in...

So, by the Transitive Property...

Urza Planeswalker (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urza) is God...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7e/Urza-MindOverMatter.gif


*nod*

Okay, I'll let you be God in this thread if you let me be God in the "Obama failure" one.

Granted.

It doesnt really matter, because the Pokemon Trading Card Game is out...and Magic: The Gathering is in...

So, by the Transitive Property...

Urza Planeswalker (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urza) is God...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7e/Urza-MindOverMatter.gif


*nod*

I thought Magic was always in though.

I thought Magic was always in though.

Hence Urza's Godship, lol...

Says who? My religion is quite clear about the fact Sonichu is God.

Objectively, your religion is wrong. Nevermind. I'm feeling compassionate today, and I shall blast Ayn Rand instead of you.

god loves strangeness, this is why it refrains from micro managing.

what god isn't pretty much includes anything anyone claims to know about it.

as for mtg cards, which i've never played, just used them as trumps when teleporting around amber, my favorite would have to be earth and air based atmospheric and environmental effects.

pokimon for some reason remind me of neopets. both are sort of huggably cute. i liked the more respect as equals context of monster ranchers better.

if this thread has a focus, i'm not trying to hijack it,
i'm just not too certain quite what it is.

this is probably a good thing, on both counts

god loves strangeness, this is why it refrains from micro managing.

I fail to see why the fact that I love strangeness (but also beauty and charm and truth) would make Me refrain from micro-managing.

It's funny sometimes; since I've created this whole mess, it's up to Me to decide what to do and what to play with.

By the way, when I say that I fail to see something, I'm just being polite. I chose never to fail, and, in the case I'd chose to fail sometimes, I could always alter reality retroactively.

Now be a good worshipper and hand Me a Negroni, if you don't mind.

Now be a good worshipper and hand Me a Negroni, if you don't mind.

Questions...

1- What is a Negroni?

2- What if he does mind? Then he's free not to?

sorry about the negroni, there's a little left i could reheat in the microwave.

the thing about strangeness, you see, is that it can NOT be created by micro-managing. that's one of the beauties of it.

Would you like to compare them, then? ;)
*whips out a tape measure*

Objectively, your religion is wrong. Nevermind. I'm feeling compassionate today, and I shall blast Ayn Rand instead of you.

Don't blaspheme against the holy Sonichu!

He shall punish you!

:hail::hail::hail::hail:

Questions...
1- What is a Negroni?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negroni_cocktail

2- What if he does mind? Then he's free not to?
If I like him to be free, so he will. That's one of the best parts about being Me.

sorry about the negroni, there's a little left i could reheat in the microwave.
Mh.

the thing about strangeness, you see, is that it can NOT be created by micro-managing. that's one of the beauties of it.
Why dost thou pose arbitrary limits to My powers? If I want strangeness to be created by micro-managing, so it shall be.

Don't blaspheme against the holy Sonichu!
He shall punish you!
He can't punish Me unless I want him to be able.
Also, who grants you that Sonichu isn't just another persona/avatar/aspect of Me?

Forget Jesus, Bulbasaur is my God now! :P

*cough cough* (http://www.serializer.net/comics/apocamon.php?view=archive&chapter=12110&mpe=0)
It took me nearly an hour to find it.

You don't "have" God - in your heart, in your pocket, or anywhere else.
God doesn't do stuff because you think He/She/It/They should.
You don't hold competitions between gods to see which one is more powerful.
You don't have to have God around to discuss the existence of other Gods.
You don't catalog gods to see which one is better.

In short:

GOD IS NOT A POKÉMON!

Discuss.

I worship Pikachu. My god is a pokémon.

*cough cough* (http://www.serializer.net/comics/apocamon.php?view=archive&chapter=12110&mpe=0)
It took me nearly an hour to find it.Then you need to bone up on your googling skills:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Apocamon+&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=

Result #2, a matter of seconds.

Disagree. This is definitely a pokemon.

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa222/Setian_Sins/God.jpg

Disagree. This is definitely a pokemon.

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa222/Setian_Sins/God.jpg

Seesh.


22-And I said: verily, thou shalt not make Pokémons unto thee to worship them.
23-Because this is naughty in the eyes of the LORD.
24-That is, Me. Now, get Me a bartender
25-Who can skilfully mix up a Negroni, because thy LORD is thirsty.
26-And to the Hell with Pokémons, for I, being your LORD, play Magic:the Gathering (tm),
27-As proven by the special edition of the "Wrath of God" card
28-Made for Me by Hasbro, which is named "My Wrath" instead
29-So that I can have eight of them in My deck,
30-being the number of two times the fingers of Mickey Mouse.

My words, mind you.

Raptor Jesus evolved into... ZOMBIE RAPTOR JESUS!

Raptor Jesus evolved into... ZOMBIE RAPTOR JESUS!

but he can't fly!

You don't "have" God - in your heart, in your pocket, or anywhere else.
God doesn't do stuff because you think He/She/It/They should.
You don't hold competitions between gods to see which one is more powerful.
You don't have to have God around to discuss the existence of other Gods.
You don't catalog gods to see which one is better.

In short:

GOD IS NOT A POKÉMON!

Discuss.

That's got to be one of the best OPs ever.

That's got to be one of the best OPs ever.

I LOVE it when people stroke my ego.

:fluffle:

"The Vatican-based satellite TV station Sat2000, which is run by the Italian Bishops' Conference, declared that the Pokémon trading card and computer game is "full of inventive imagination," has no "harmful moral side effects" and is based on the love-thy-neighbor notion of "intense friendship."

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,26334,620818,00.htmlI see the Vatican still condones slavery, then... Someone get me the lampshade that Reboot hung on Pokemon!

I see the Vatican still condones slavery, then... Someone get me the lampshade that Reboot hung on Pokemon!


3-For yea, it is said by Me, the Vatican is naughty in My eyes.
4-So I shall summon the priests of the Catholics unto Me.
5-And Negronis shall be offered unto them, until dizzy they become.
6-Then My champion shall come forth holding the Holy Magic Deck of Antioch.
7-And behold, the Holy Magic Deck shall consist of sixty-six cards.
8-Sixteen of them being Mountains, sixteen being Islands, four being Island Volcanoes
9-Twenty being among the Tribe of Fireballs and Incinerates and Lighting Bolts,
10-Twenty being among the Tribe of Counterspells,
11-Four being Howling Mines, one being a Black Lotus, and one being a Labyrinth of Ith.
12-And My champion shall defy them and pour Fireballs on their heads, while Counterspelling their Summon Ratzichu spells.


So I have said. Words of Mine.

Let it be known that Thy LORD, that being Me, is displeased with Pokémon.

The training of these poor creatures to turn themselves into fighting machines is simply barbaric. Barbaric! Barbaric! Barbaric! Let that word resound from Pallet Town to Victory Road, and from Kanto to Hoenn, from Mt. Moon to the Unknown Dungeon across this broad land! Barbaric! Barbaric...may Nintendo help those poor souls who would be so cruel. Barbaric! Hear me! Barbaric!

The training of these poor creatures to turn themselves into fighting machines is simply barbaric. Barbaric! Barbaric! Barbaric! Let that word resound from Pallet Town to Victory Road, and from Kanto to Hoenn, from Mt. Moon to the Unknown Dungeon across this broad land! Barbaric! Barbaric...may Nintendo help those poor souls who would be so cruel. Barbaric! Hear me! Barbaric!


Thou art on the good path to become a champion of Mine.

I, thy LORD, have spoken.

I suppose this thread is as close to Applied Theology as humanity will ever get.

Thou art on the good path to become a champion of Mine.

I, thy LORD, have spoken.

I only wanna be the very best, my LORD.

I only wanna be the very best, my LORD.

I'll give unto thee these two tables of granite.

Nay, there's nothing written on them, but they're Me-damn useful if thou needest to squash Pokémons.

Word of Mine; Mine not being a noun, but the genitive possesive pronoun of thy LORD when He, that is Me, uses the first person.

This thread makes me sing this!

http://www.imeem.com/people/S3nE0Qg/music/n0a7ZGGT/pokmon_the_pok_rap/

http://msp357.photobucket.com/albums/oo17/evildevil182/pikachu.gif

I'd link to Apocamon to refute this, but it appears to have disappeared.

*cough cough* (http://www.serializer.net/comics/apocamon.php?view=archive&chapter=12110&mpe=0)
It took me nearly an hour to find it.

Wel, it's no longer on the original artists's website.

Once as in one production run, or once as in, Holy Christ, they're walking out in the same sort of calm but still very brisk way people walk out during a fire drill?

Family Guy reference.

OP: That's okay, because jehovah is not a god.

http://msp357.photobucket.com/albums/oo17/evildevil182/pikachu.gif

Idk what that Rat's tryin to attract........But its working, :$ lol

i don't know God seems a lot like Pikachu striking people with lighting.

The Stars Are RIGHT!!!

http://www.warehouse23.com/img/extra/SJG14-0101-B.jpg

The Stars Are RIGHT!!!

*snip*

Argh, my eyes! What have you done you bastard?!

Family Guy reference.

Sweeeeet.

The Stars Are RIGHT!!!

http://www.warehouse23.com/img/extra/SJG14-0101-B.jpg

Oh my, Pokethulu!:eek:

Idk what that Rat's tryin to attract........But its working, :$ lol

It's compelling you to catch 'em all!!!!!:D

Oh my, Pokethulu!:eek:

Pikachulu?

Pikachulu?

That too!

no, no, no, no...Blastoise is God of Water, Charizard is God of Fire, and Venusaur is the God of Earth...

*nod*

No, no. Not earth, grass. :(

No, no. Not earth, grass. :(

Geodude is god of earth?

No, no. Not earth, grass. :(

Smokemon

Gotta smoke em all!

Idk what that Rat's tryin to attract........But its working, :$ lol

the true power of Pokemon was discovered when I went to Barnes & Nobel and saw they had Pokemon playing on the screen in the video section...

and surrounding the screen... with hypnotized looks on their faces were...

adults! :D

Argh, my eyes! What have you done you bastard?!

Pikachuloo, I'd guess.

For yea, Pokémon are the spawn of Shub-Niggurath. I know, for I am thy LORD and I made Azatoth, because I felt lonely. He was very intelligent and talkative until he drank too much of the Holy Negronis of Mine.

Smokemon

Gotta smoke em all!
Sigged! XD

Smokemon

Gotta smoke em all!

And they're all being hunted down by the Rastafarian Ninja Team...

Ganjaman.

Pikachuloo, I'd guess.

For yea, Pokémon are the spawn of Shub-Niggurath. I know, for I am thy LORD and I made Azatoth, because I felt lonely. He was very intelligent and talkative until he drank too much of the Holy Negronis of Mine.


Ris! Questo è troppo inquietante!:eek:

Ris! Questo è troppo inquietante!:eek:

I'm sigging this one!