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So, we've all seen awe-inspiring, and amazing thing on the internet (and most of them are from porn sites). However, what are some of the weirdest and strangest thing you've seen online?

For me, it's a Craigslist ad by a woman looking for a father and son to join her in a threesome. Ahh...gotta love the South, sometimes we take movies like Deliverance alittle too seriously.

Your turn

So, we've all seen awe-inspiring, and amazing thing on the internet (and most of them are from porn sites). However, what are some of the weirdest and strangest thing you've seen online?

For me, it's a Craigslist ad by a woman looking for a father and son to join her in a threesome. Ahh...gotta love the South, sometimes we take movies like Deliverance alittle too seriously.

Your turn

Squeal like a pig!

I've visited parts of the internet that you are not even aware exist, and are beyond your comprehension for me to explain. You cannot imagine what is out there.

For me, it's a Craigslist ad by a woman looking for a father and son to join her in a threesome. Ahh...gotta love the South, sometimes we take movies like Deliverance alittle too seriously.
Deliverance had women in it? Where?!

I've visited parts of the internet that you are not even aware exist, and are beyond your comprehension for me to explain. You cannot imagine what is out there.

We all know, and bored of 4Chan.

We all know, and bored of 4Chan.

There are places worse than /b/.

I've visited parts of the internet that you are not even aware exist, and are beyond your comprehension for me to explain. You cannot imagine what is out there.
We've all seen Cthulhu's geocities page by this point, Galloism. Quit pretending that you're so special.

This (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1227)

I dont think you can find very many things weirder than that....

Well I'd have to say Cat Armour (http://jeffdeboer.com/Galleries/CatsandMice/tabid/77/moduleid/433/viewkey/photo/photoid/120/Default.aspx). Apparently it's been around since the 17th century and yet I can not fathom why.

This (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1227)

I dont think you can find very many things weirder than that....

Win.

Well I'd have to say Cat Armour (http://jeffdeboer.com/Galleries/CatsandMice/tabid/77/moduleid/433/viewkey/photo/photoid/120/Default.aspx). Apparently it's been around since the 17th century and yet I can not fathom why.

Maybe they had a "take your cat to work day" for Knights?

The whole anonymous versus http://www.kenny-glenn.net/ thing. So, a kid beats up a cat. What's the big deal?

The whole anonymous versus http://www.kenny-glenn.net/ thing. So, a kid beats up a cat. What's the big deal?

The big deal is that it's animal abuse and isn't right. Animals can't stick up for themselves the same way a human can.

The whole anonymous versus http://www.kenny-glenn.net/ thing. So, a kid beats up a cat. What's the big deal?

Nice, that kids life is now ruined. Being a cat owner I'm glad about that. Now if that cat had only had Cat Armour things might have turned out differently.

Oh I failed to mention before that they even have little lance which attach to the suits of Armour.

We've all seen Cthulhu's geocities page by this point, Galloism. Quit pretending that you're so special.

Cthulhu and I play bridge on Saturday. I'll have to tell him someone made a page about him without his permission. I'm sure retribution will be swift and brutal.

The big deal is that it's animal abuse and isn't right. Animals can't stick up for themselves the same way a human can.
Pfft. Everyone knows that a cat can kill a commoner (and a young commoner at that) easy, so it must have wanted to get the shit beaten out of it.
Unless Kenny Glen is a PC.

Many years ago, in the dim and misty time known as the dawn of the WWW, my brother asked if I wanted to use the internet....

"Uhmmm... OK, sure. What can I do on the internet?"

"Well, you can look stuff up on Yahoo."

"Like what?"

"Anything! If you wanted to find a picture of somebody fucking a fish, it's there."

"OK, that's... interesting. Sure, find me a picture of a guy fucking a fish."

He did.

In all my time online since, nothing's surprised me.

Well I'd have to say Cat Armour (http://jeffdeboer.com/Galleries/CatsandMice/tabid/77/moduleid/433/viewkey/photo/photoid/120/Default.aspx). Apparently it's been around since the 17th century and yet I can not fathom why.

I think it has something to do with this guy...

http://www.strinz.com/family/dog2.jpg



My cat has a right to protect itself, :p

I think it has something to do with this guy...


My cat has a right to protect itself, :p
That image looks modern, so the cat armor predates dog armor by several centuries. You feline lovers cannot evade responsibility for the pet-arms race, and I want you to remember I said that when parrots start stockpiling Daisy Cutters.

We all know, and bored of 4Chan.
Dude, 4chan is so last century.


It's dead by now, even 7chan is getting old.

Nice, that kids life is now ruined. Being a cat owner I'm glad about that. Now if that cat had only had Cat Armour things might have turned out differently.

Oh I failed to mention before that they even have little lance which attach to the suits of Armour.

I was just thinking about that.

Many years ago, in the dim and misty time known as the dawn of the WWW, my brother asked if I wanted to use the internet....

"Uhmmm... OK, sure. What can I do on the internet?"

"Well, you can look stuff up on Yahoo."

"Like what?"

"Anything! If you wanted to find a picture of somebody fucking a fish, it's there."

"OK, that's... interesting. Sure, find me a picture of a guy fucking a fish."

He did.

In all my time online since, nothing's surprised me.

If only you had known rule 34. How naive humanity was during the early days of the internet.

If only you had known rule 34. How naive humanity was during the early days of the internet.

Indeed, indeed.

We've all seen Cthulhu's geocities page by this point, Galloism. Quit pretending that you're so special.

please, it's a well known fact that dark lords of unimaginable insanity use livejournal.

Dark lords of unimaginable insanity, and emo teenager that want people to read their "poetry".

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/Katganistan/151813-48.jpg

Well I'd have to say Cat Armour (http://jeffdeboer.com/Galleries/CatsandMice/tabid/77/moduleid/433/viewkey/photo/photoid/120/Default.aspx). Apparently it's been around since the 17th century and yet I can not fathom why.
I'd like to see someone dress a cat in that without losing a good chunk of their hide.

Time Cube. I can't even bring myself to link to it. It's like Cthulhu raped an IDer and the vile spawn was dropped on its head.

http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/sexy.swf

For me, it's a Craigslist ad by a woman looking for a father and son to join her in a threesome.

well its a little weird but I guess I'm game

We all know, and bored of 4Chan.

still makes me laugh though (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA&feature=PlayList&p=0E999A7D732C32E7&playnext=1&index=17)

Time Cube. I can't even bring myself to link to it. It's like Cthulhu raped an IDer and the vile spawn was dropped on its head.
It's some fucking crazy shit. Also very racist, which is a bit odd.

Myself, the majestic www.beedogs.com

Myself, the majestic www.beedogs.com

who you callin weird!

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/9240/image017hr3.jpg

who you callin weird!

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/9240/image017hr3.jpg
I was always tempted to post it on ATS as an alien conspiracy of some kind :D

It's some fucking crazy shit. Also very racist, which is a bit odd.

Myself, the majestic www.beedogs.com

This just BEGS for the application of rule 34.:eek2:

This just BEGS for the application of rule 34.:eek2:
To the jail with you.

To the jail with you.

Just as long as you don't send me to the pound.:D

Apparently there are pictures of naked people on the internet. I can't imagine there is much demand for that sort of sillyness though.

This just BEGS for the application of rule 34.:eek2:

wetriffs.com (http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/rule_34.png)

wetriffs.com (http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/rule_34.png)

For those who don't know, the site really does exist.

For those who don't know, the site really does exist.

But I can't link directly to it, as there is nudity.

So, we've all seen awe-inspiring, and amazing thing on the internet (and most of them are from porn sites). However, what are some of the weirdest and strangest thing you've seen online?

For me, it's a Craigslist ad by a woman looking for a father and son to join her in a threesome. Ahh...gotta love the South, sometimes we take movies like Deliverance alittle too seriously.

Your turn

Wouldn't a father and son in a threesome be incest? Hence, weren't this woman's actions criminal?

For me, it's a Craigslist ad by a woman looking for a father and son to join her in a threesome. Ahh...gotta love the South, sometimes we take movies like Deliverance alittle too seriously.

this begs the question though.... why were you looking at those ads in the first place? were you specifically searching for a threesome with a strange woman and a relative?

We've all seen Cthulhu's geocities page by this point, Galloism. Quit pretending that you're so special.

It's actually quite an achievement in programming -- a non-Euclidean design so impossibly alien that the brain rejects it, as its true eldritch nature cannot possibly be comprehended by mortal men. And that's before you get to the blog posts, which are always maddeningly just a little off, as though a post might be thirty lines down one side, and thirty-one down another.... until in the end it drives you irrevocably insane. Uh... or so I'm told. *nods*

Apparently there are pictures of naked people on the internet. I can't imagine there is much demand for that sort of sillyness though.

Naked people aren't weird. They're just sort of unexpected and occasionally quite funny. (If you don't believe me, try doing numerous household activities usually done clothed in the nude. Improves them greatly.)

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I haven't seen very much of the internet's weird stuff, so here's a slightly amusing image that may or may not have a caption.

"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid."

I don't remember where that's from, but when I read the OP, it popped into my head. The weirdest thing I've seen? I saw a CSI episode once where these(sad, pathetic) people dressed in animal costumes and had big, weird orgies. I was sure they had made that up for the episode, but a buddy of mine said that it was an Internet thing, so I looked it up and sure enough, it is.

this begs the question though.... why were you looking at those ads in the first place? were you specifically searching for a threesome with a strange woman and a relative?

Meh, none of those personal ads on Craigslist are real anyways, it's all SPAM, so I just look for amusing things that either (rarely) real posters put up or the Spammers put up.

http://www.973-eht-namuh-973.com/

Still a WTF for me even after a couple years or so.

We've all seen Cthulhu's geocities page by this point, Galloism. Quit pretending that you're so special.

I've seen Cthulhu porn, and I'm not talking about anime school girls.

Also, I've seen pictures of a guy turning his rectum inside out.

If you don't believe me, try doing numerous household activities usually done clothed in the nude. Improves them greatly.
How about cooking bacon? :P

Japanese guys chopping off their cocks. Barf-worthy.

This completely messes me up

http://www.moillusions.com/2007/06/spinning-sihouette-optical-illusion.html

Japanese guys chopping off their cocks. Barf-worthy.

I saw a guy who cut his cock lengthwise - 'so that he had two'. No video just pics but I still felt like puking.

I saw a guy who cut his cock lengthwise - 'so that he had two'. No video just pics but I still felt like puking.

If you were to see the videos, you'll be scarred for life. It was not only disturbing, but pointless and nauseous.

If you were to see the videos, you'll be scarred for life. It was not only disturbing, but pointless and nauseous.

He was just trying to keep up with me. It's quite understandable, really.

Time Cube. I can't even bring myself to link to it. It's like Cthulhu raped an IDer and the vile spawn was dropped on its head.

I thought about that, but really it isn't particularly weird. Just well known.

Wouldn't a father and son in a threesome be incest? Hence, weren't this woman's actions criminal?

Not at all. Incest would involve family members sexing each other not a father and son sexing a non-family member.

I don't remember where that's from, but when I read the OP, it popped into my head. The weirdest thing I've seen? I saw a CSI episode once where these(sad, pathetic) people dressed in animal costumes and had big, weird orgies. I was sure they had made that up for the episode, but a buddy of mine said that it was an Internet thing, so I looked it up and sure enough, it is.

While furrys are not my cup of tea at all, they're neither sad, nor pathertic, and certainly aren't an internet "thing".

He was just trying to keep up with me. It's quite understandable, really.

What, you have 3 dicks, Gallo-dono?:eek2:

What, you have 3 dicks, Gallo-dono?:eek2:

No, but you will feel like it by the time I'm done with you.

No, but you will feel like it by the time I'm done with you.

:eek:

What, you have 3 dicks, Gallo-dono?:eek2:

LOL! Reminds me of the classic Q&A between an American and Thai student back when I was a student in Nagasaki...

A: Hey Mak, how it hanging?
M: I have 5 and 3 are busy...
A: :eek:

Poor old Mak was so shy we never did figure out what he meant...

LOL! Reminds me of the classic Q&A between an American and Thai student back when I was a student in Nagasaki...

A: Hey Mak, how it hanging?
M: I have 5 and 3 are busy...
A: :eek:

Poor old Mak was so shy we never did figure out what he meant...

Roflmao!:D

The rules of the forum prevent me from linking pretty much everything I have that would qualify. So have this bird instead.

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm199/God_of_the_Bloody_Tongue/grumpybird.jpg
Look at that fukken bird.

*bird snip*

:eek: What the Hell is it? It's so stumpy.

I saw a guy who cut his cock lengthwise - 'so that he had two'. No video just pics but I still felt like puking.

A lot of people tried to get to know that guy. He was a real mystery. Some thought he was an asshole, but it always felt there was soem deeper level. But when you put the pieces of the puzzle together, he was still a total cock. DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard-second

Still a WTF for me even after a couple years or so.

what is it:confused:

to answer the ORIGINAL question... my husband bought me a "title" - as in "lord" or "lady". no kidding. I officially and legally can be called "Lady Theocratic Wisdom." Not weird, per se, but cool!

what is it:confused:

That's the thing, I have no idea. Some weird ramblings combined with some seriously weird artwork...none of it making any sense (to me) or having any tangible history to it other than its existence.

Apparently there are pictures of naked people on the internet. I can't imagine there is much demand for that sort of sillyness though.
I'm sure it's just medical professionals doing studies.
Wouldn't a father and son in a threesome be incest? Hence, weren't this woman's actions criminal?
Maybe that kind of thing is legal wherever they were.
Japanese guys chopping off their cocks. Barf-worthy.
Japan is weird :(
I thought about that, but really it isn't particularly weird. Just well known.
No, it's pretty weird.
The rules of the forum prevent me from linking pretty much everything I have that would qualify. So have this bird instead.

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm199/God_of_the_Bloody_Tongue/grumpybird.jpg
Look at that fukken bird.
Look at this fucking footstool (http://www.aidsvertising.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/footstool.jpg)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard-second
Awesome.
to answer the ORIGINAL question... my husband bought me a "title" - as in "lord" or "lady". no kidding. I officially and legally can be called "Lady Theocratic Wisdom." Not weird, per se, but cool!

Theo looks like a lady......

I just found this (http://kotaku.com/gaming/clips/super-mario-bros-tesla-coil-319567.php)