The Jesus Christ Sponge
Holy Paradise
19-02-2009, 04:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsTLUSMOgas&feature=channel
Bow before its greatness.
Wilgrove
19-02-2009, 04:55
I had a completely different mental image when I thought of Christ Sponge. I thought of a sponge that had the image of Jesus Christ on it. Oh that commercial would've been funny as fuck!
This one is cute though.
Holy Paradise
19-02-2009, 04:57
I had a completely different mental image when I thought of Christ Sponge. I thought of a sponge that had the image of Jesus Christ on it. Oh that commercial would've been funny as fuck!
This one is cute though.
Not just any Jesus Christ, but the Buddy Jesus.
http://blog.osministry.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/lol_buddy_jesus.jpg
Wilgrove
19-02-2009, 05:01
Not just any Jesus Christ, but the Buddy Jesus.
http://blog.osministry.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/lol_buddy_jesus.jpg
Could you imagine the commerical for Christ Sponge though?
Hey, feeling dirty and sinful when you take a bath? Want to feel his holy hand on you?! Well now, from the creators of Chick Tract and the book "Your body is an evil, sinful product of Satan!" comes Christ Sponge! That's right, Christ Sponge, now you can take our lord and savior into the bathroom! Feel his saving and glory hands all over you! Everybody can use Christ Sponge, your mom, dad, brother, the dog, and even grandma! Now you can feel Holy and Righteous, even when you have to wash your sinful naughty places!
Christ Sponge, now only three easy payment of $19.99!
Holy Paradise
19-02-2009, 05:03
Could you imagine the commerical for Christ Sponge though?
Hey, feeling dirty and sinful when you take a bath? Want to feel his holy hand on you?! Well now, from the creators of Chick Tract and the book "Your body is an evil, sinful product of Satan!" comes Christ Sponge! That's right, Christ Sponge, now you can take our lord and savior into the bathroom! Feel his saving and glory hands all over you! Everybody can use Christ Sponge, your mom, dad, brother, the dog, and even grandma! Now you can feel Holy and Righteous, even when you have to wash your sinful naughty places!
Christ Sponge, now only three easy payment of $19.99!
Sounds like epic win to me.
Wilgrove
19-02-2009, 05:04
Sounds like epic win to me.
If I had a camera and a way to put Jesus' image on a sponge, I would so make a parody commercial. *nods*
Vault 10
19-02-2009, 05:31
It's not even funny, much less offensive.
Pschycotic Pschycos
19-02-2009, 06:23
Could you imagine the commerical for Christ Sponge though?
Hey, feeling dirty and sinful when you take a bath? Want to feel his holy hand on you?! Well now, from the creators of Chick Tract and the book "Your body is an evil, sinful product of Satan!" comes Christ Sponge! That's right, Christ Sponge, now you can take our lord and savior into the bathroom! Feel his saving and glory hands all over you! Everybody can use Christ Sponge, your mom, dad, brother, the dog, and even grandma! Now you can feel Holy and Righteous, even when you have to wash your sinful naughty places!
Christ Sponge, now only three easy payment of $19.99!
Way to cut out the middle-men. The priests are gonna be maaaaad at you!
Wilgrove
19-02-2009, 06:26
Way to cut out the middle-men. The priests are gonna be maaaaad at you!
LOL! I'm glad someone got that. :) ;)
Lunatic Goofballs
19-02-2009, 07:17
Cheesus approves;
http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/cheesus.jpg
Wilgrove
19-02-2009, 07:44
Cheesus approves;
http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/cheesus.jpg
Have a mouth full of Jesus! :)
Skallvia
19-02-2009, 07:46
Have a mouth full of Jesus! :)
Isnt he against that sort of thing? ;)
Wilgrove
19-02-2009, 07:52
Isnt he against that sort of thing? ;)
lol! I am loving you tonight! But comon, even the Son of God needs to blow off some steam once in awhile. ;)
Skallvia
19-02-2009, 07:56
lol! I am loving you tonight! But comon, even the Son of God needs to blow off some steam once in awhile. ;)
Thank You, Thank You...*bows*...But, thats my time, school tomorrow, lol...
Gauthier
19-02-2009, 08:35
Have a mouth full of Jesus! :)
Isnt he against that sort of thing? ;)
lol! I am loving you tonight! But comon, even the Son of God needs to blow off some steam once in awhile. ;)
Thank You, Thank You...*bows*...But, thats my time, school tomorrow, lol...
Yeah, but didn't he tell twelve men "Take this bread, for it is my body"?
Wilgrove
19-02-2009, 08:40
Yeah, but didn't he tell twelve men "Take this bread, for it is my body"?
He also has his twelve disciple drink his blood..... :eek: