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Naked Rugby! WHEEEEE!

Fnordgasm 5
18-02-2009, 22:26
How can you see transparency? :confused:

I wonder, have you actually ever played rugby?
Lunatic Goofballs
18-02-2009, 22:27
I wonder, have you actually ever played rugby?

I get hit in the head a lot. :)
Fnordgasm 5
18-02-2009, 22:32
I get hit in the head a lot. :)

Yes, but naked? Life maybe short but that's no reason to risk dislocating your penis.
Lunatic Goofballs
18-02-2009, 22:38
Yes, but naked? Life maybe short but that's no reason to risk dislocating your penis.

My testicles protect my penis nicely. :)
Fnordgasm 5
18-02-2009, 22:45
My testicles protect my penis nicely. :)

I hope you're not suggesting that you inflate your scrotum with helium to allow your testicles to float up and act as some fluffy airbag?
Lunatic Goofballs
18-02-2009, 23:08
I hope you're not suggesting that you inflate your scrotum with helium to allow your testicles to float up and act as some fluffy airbag?

Would that disturb you?
Fnordgasm 5
18-02-2009, 23:16
Would that disturb you?

No, I merely worry about the risk of your scrotum popping. It's really not the done thing when playing a game of rugby.
Lunatic Goofballs
18-02-2009, 23:20
Well, I'll admit, I rarely play rugby naked, but I have and naked or otherwise, I average about one or two testicular traumas a game. I have 3 kids to show for it, much to my shock and amazement. :)
The Black Forrest
18-02-2009, 23:21
Ok. I will nominate this as the best threadjack ever! :D
Lunatic Goofballs
18-02-2009, 23:22
Ok. I will nominate this as the best threadjack ever! :D

We are discussing a very different kind of transparency. ;)
Fnordgasm 5
18-02-2009, 23:25
Well, I'll admit, I rarely play rugby naked, but I have and naked or otherwise, I average about one or two testicular traumas a game. I have 3 kids to show for it, much to my shock and amazement. :)

Just as long as you've not covered a tackling opponent in blood, gristle and short, curly hairs, it's all right by me..
Wilgrove
18-02-2009, 23:27
So....what is under "Others"?
Pure Metal
18-02-2009, 23:35
I wonder, have you actually ever played rugby?

yup, played at school. would like to play now.

not naked though. the scrum would be revolting
Katganistan
18-02-2009, 23:41
yup, played at school. would like to play now.

not naked though. the scrum would be revolting
Heeee..... just add two letters to "scrum" and you've got naked rugby!
Lunatic Goofballs
18-02-2009, 23:44
Just as long as you've not covered a tackling opponent in blood, gristle and short, curly hairs, it's all right by me..

It's rugby.
Pure Metal
19-02-2009, 00:14
Heeee..... just add two letters to "scrum" and you've got naked rugby!

they may as well rename the scrum to "teabag huddle" in that case ;)
Cameroi
19-02-2009, 08:18
i prefer naked tractor races.
Wilgrove
19-02-2009, 08:20
I prefer naked women volleyball. *nods*
Lunatic Goofballs
19-02-2009, 08:22
Have you ever tried naked paintball? It's a trip! (Yes, we still wear the goggles. :tongue: )
Boihaemum
19-02-2009, 08:35
Have you ever tried naked paintball? It's a trip! (Yes, we still wear the goggles. :tongue: )

Ouch. Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Katganistan
19-02-2009, 09:35
Ouch. Ouch, ouch, ouch.
I second that. In addition to the sting... there are places paint was NEVER meant to be.
Rhursbourg
19-02-2009, 10:47
Have played rugby and murderball aka Rugby without any rules
Forsakia
19-02-2009, 10:48
Have you ever tried naked paintball? It's a trip! (Yes, we still wear the goggles. :tongue: )

Over which part?
Sgt Toomey
19-02-2009, 10:57
I second that. In addition to the sting... there are places paint was NEVER meant to be.

This from a woman with a tatoo of Bad Ash from Army of Darkness on one of her inner thighs, and Regular Ash on the other....
Fnordgasm 5
19-02-2009, 18:22
It's rugby.

Where I come from exploding ballsacks are considered uncouth.
Yootopia
19-02-2009, 18:34
I wonder, have you actually ever played rugby?
Aye. Good times.
No Names Left Damn It
19-02-2009, 18:35
I wonder, have you actually ever played rugby?

Am English, therefore yes. Great game.
Lunatic Goofballs
19-02-2009, 18:36
Over which part?

Exactly!
Valentasia
19-02-2009, 21:14
I find it funny how people can argue that rugby isn't a gay sport when the participants are always so eager to take off thier cloths and huddle around with 24 (however many people are in a rugby match) other men.
Lunatic Goofballs
19-02-2009, 21:16
I find it funny how people can argue that rugby isn't a gay sport when the participants are always so eager to take off thier cloths and huddle around with 24 (however many people are in a rugby match) other men.

Well, some men are more secure with their sexuality than others. *nod*
Valentasia
19-02-2009, 21:19
I don't think that an eagerness to run around naked with other men is a sign that someone is comfortable with their sexuality. Unless they're gay.
Lunatic Goofballs
19-02-2009, 21:20
I don't think that an eagerness to run around naked with other men is a sign that someone is comfortable with their sexuality. Unless they're gay.

Women are more than welcome to run around naked with us. But they will get tackled. *nod*
Valentasia
19-02-2009, 21:23
I don't think it would be proper for a woman to play rugby with men. Clothed or not. They're just not strong enough and would likely get hurt.
Exilia and Colonies
19-02-2009, 21:24
I don't think it would be proper for a woman to play rugby with men. Clothed or not. They're just not strong enough and would likely get hurt.

Try saying that in front of the womens rugby team :p
Valentasia
19-02-2009, 21:27
I'm sure that some women can compete with amateur male players, but i wouldn't be interested in seeing any of those ones naked.
Lunatic Goofballs
19-02-2009, 21:28
I'm sure that some women can compete with amateur male players, but i wouldn't be interested in seeing any of those ones naked.

ANd probably vice versa. ;)
Exilia and Colonies
19-02-2009, 21:29
I'm sure that some women can compete with amateur male players, but i wouldn't be interested in seeing any of those ones naked.

It was more how they would show you how 'not strong enough' and 'likely to get hurt' actually meant. Unless you said it in front of a non-stereotypical womens rugby team. But that would be boring.
Valentasia
19-02-2009, 21:30
ANd probably vice versa. ;)

Probably right. I imagine most female rugby players are lesbians.
Lunatic Goofballs
19-02-2009, 21:36
Probably right. I imagine most female rugby players are lesbians.

No, they just like men with buttcheeks that don't glow in the dark. :p
Fnordgasm 5
19-02-2009, 21:38
No, they just like men with buttcheeks that don't glow in the dark. :p

Is there such a thing? No wonder they're all lesbians..
Lunatic Goofballs
19-02-2009, 21:51
Is there such a thing? No wonder they're all lesbians..

As men with glowing buttcheeks, or men without them?
Fnordgasm 5
19-02-2009, 21:56
As men with glowing buttcheeks, or men without them?

How many non-luminous men do you know?
Lunatic Goofballs
19-02-2009, 21:57
How many non-luminous men do you know?

*raises hand* My butt gets lots of sun. :)