NationStates Jolt Archive


the LG school of law enforcement.

JuNii
18-02-2009, 02:46
wedgie subdues suspect. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29242028/)Woman wields wedgie to subdue suspect
Technician says she saw man trying to break into a co-worker’s car

updated 11:47 a.m. HT, Tues., Feb. 17, 2009
SALT LAKE CITY - It took a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man suspected of breaking into a car.

Yvonne Morris, a technician at the Brickyard Animal Hospital, said she chased a man who broke into a co-worker's car, but he kept squirming away from her.

The third time, Morris grabbed hold of the man's boxer shorts and pulled. Salt Lake City police said she then she put a headlock on the man until help could arrive.

The man was booked into the Salt Lake County jail on suspicion of vehicle burglary, possession of stolen property and outstanding warrants.



'officers reported that he sang like a canary... in a high pitched squeek!'

Guess LG's wife has been sharing what she learned from the master... :D
SaintB
18-02-2009, 06:14
Now THIS is news.
Lunatic Goofballs
18-02-2009, 06:18
:cool:
Trostia
18-02-2009, 06:23
Now THIS is news.

In Utah, I guess. I guess it's sort of a comfort to know that no matter what national catastrophes may be sweeping the news, Utah will always present a stable, if slightly insane, bastion of peace in the storm.
SaintB
18-02-2009, 06:34
In Utah, I guess. I guess it's sort of a comfort to know that no matter what national catastrophes may be sweeping the news, Utah will always present a stable, if slightly insane, bastion of peace in the storm.

Exactly.
WC Imperial Court
18-02-2009, 07:32
So much win
No Names Left Damn It
18-02-2009, 12:17
Lol. I can picture this right now.