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First, he picked her up and took her back to his place.

Then, she fell asleep, doubtless after an exhausting sexual experience.

Then, this happened: http://www.wtol.com/global/story.asp?s=9857098

TOLEDO, Ohio (AP) - Ohio police say a man held a woman captive in handcuffs and an adult diaper for three days while he read Bible passages to her.

Troy Brisport, of Toledo, is charged with kidnapping and felonious assault. Bail was set Tuesday at $400,000.

Police say he picked up the woman Wednesday night in Detroit and drove her to his home, about 55 miles away.

She told police when she fell asleep, Brisport handcuffed her wrists and ankles, gagged her, undressed her and put her in an adult diaper.

Court documents state Brisport tried several times to suffocate the woman using a pillow and blanket.

She told police she escaped Saturday after he fell asleep.

Toledo police Capt. Ray Carroll says it appears there was no sexual assault.

Handcuffed, placed in an adult diaper, and forced to listen to the Bible! I cannot think of a worse fate.

I'm surprised he wasn't a Republican congressman. :tongue:

Edit: Oh right, the victim was a woman. Nevermind. :p

Unoriginal. It's been done.

http://readwritenow.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/black_snake_moan_ver2.jpg

I'm surprised he didn't try to plea insanity.

wasn't this the plot for Black Snake Moan?

wasn't this the plot for Black Snake Moan?

yep so charges should be drop and the man given an award for public service. next case.

Wow. Just...wow.


Fuckin nuts.

Worst part is I know there are some crazy evangelicals out there (some might even be on this forum!) who will say this man was just trying to save this poor slut's soul and that, because he was spreading the word as God commanded, should be released immediately.

And when he's not, they'll cry Christian persecution.

this man was just trying to save this poor slut's soul, he was spreading the word as God commanded and should be released immediately.

Wow. Just...wow.


Fuckin nuts.

Worst part is I know there are some crazy evangelicals out there (some might even be on this forum!) who will say this man was just trying to save this poor slut's soul and that, because he was spreading the word as God commanded, should be released immediately.

And when he's not, they'll cry Christian persecution.

There needs to be a press conference where Samuel L. Jackson pretty much says:

"IT WAS JUST A MOTHERFUCKIN' MOVIE!! WHAT KIND OF DUMBFUCK TAKES IDEAS FROM ONE OF MY MOVIES AND DOES THE SHIT FOR FUCKIN' REAL!? GODDAMN, NOW I KNOW HOW ANGELINA JOLIE FEELS ABOUT THAT CREEPY OCTOBITCH!!"

Well there's soon room on Guantanamo Bay...

Well there's soon room on Guantanamo Bay...

why wait some of those there he might be more at home with?

OP's article links to Toledo Blade. Over there, slightly longer version (http://www.toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090217/NEWS02/902170363/0/NEWS02), unfortunately no more forthcoming on which passages or which version of the Bible.

I know it's wrong. I'm just really curious what passages he thought were appropriate in those circumstances. :(

OP's article links to Toledo Blade. Over there, slightly longer version (http://www.toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090217/NEWS02/902170363/0/NEWS02), unfortunately no more forthcoming on which passages or which version of the Bible.

I know it's wrong. I'm just really curious what passages he thought were appropriate in those circumstances. :(1. Creepy smile is creepy.

2. "Captain Carroll said police believe this may not be the first time Mr. Brisport has done something like this."

WHAT?

2. "Captain Carroll said police believe this may not be the first time Mr. Brisport has done something like this."

WHAT?

my friend said last time he got a medal because he helped a girl get off drugs.

I'm surprised he wasn't a Republican congressman. :tongue:

Edit: Oh right, the victim was a woman. Nevermind. :p

Zing!

2. "Captain Carroll said police believe this may not be the first time Mr. Brisport has done something like this."

WHAT?

Perhaps something he said when questioned. Perhaps just the preparation (had the cuffs and diaper, kinda like he planned it, but meeting the actual victim was more or less random.) Perhaps he killed the last one as he apparently tried to this one ...

nothing good anyway.

my friend said last time he got a medal because he helped a girl get off drugs.

Huh?

Huh?

this is the US. the girl will likely face jail time for resisting a religious life improvement attempt.

I note a marked absence of people claiming this moron did what he did BECAUSE he's a Christian.

Where are you, DK?

First, he picked her up and took her back to his place.

Then, she fell asleep, doubtless after an exhausting sexual experience.

Then, this happened: http://www.wtol.com/global/story.asp?s=9857098



Handcuffed, placed in an adult diaper, and forced to listen to the Bible! I cannot think of a worse fate.

would that be a Mind Fuck?! :confused:

Kidnapping and assault, that's the best we can do to a man who held a woman captive, stripped her naked, humiliated her, and deprived her of freedom? Someone can go through this kind of harrowing experience, safe in the knowledge any serious charges will be plea bargained away

Kidnapping and assault, that's the best we can do to a man who held a woman captive, stripped her naked, humiliated her, and deprived her of freedom? Someone can go through this kind of harrowing experience, safe in the knowledge any serious charges will be plea bargained away

She COULD tell the other inmates that he raped her...

She COULD tell the other inmates that he raped her...

that wont be necessary he will preach annoyingly at someone and get raped for it.

She COULD tell the other inmates that he raped her...

I'd reccomend she let slip he raped her daughter

yep so charges should be drop and the man given an award for public service. next case.

except in the movie, it could be argued that Sam Jackson was saving Christina Ricci from Justin Timberlake...

I have yet to hear any condemnation of this by the world's Christian clerics and authorities. The silence is deafening! Christianity is eeeevil!

Kidnapping and assault, that's the best we can do to a man who held a woman captive, stripped her naked, humiliated her, and deprived her of freedom? Someone can go through this kind of harrowing experience, safe in the knowledge any serious charges will be plea bargained away

iirc, kidnapping is a pretty serious offense.

http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/eousa/foia_reading_room/usam/title9/crm01037.htm

up to life before, now they can get death apparently

except in the movie, it could be argued that Sam Jackson was saving Christina Ricci from Justin Timberlake...

cant you see this christian was obviously curing her of her wicked ways. drop charges on guy give award. send the girl back to the guys place until she is reformed. Next Case.

My worst nightmare is the one where I'm naked in the middle of a forest that's on fire. The only pair of pants in the area is covered with army ants, and every one of my relatives are waiting at the edge of the woods for me to come out. And for some reason I'm laying down and don't have the energy to get up, so I have to crawl.
I'd always assumed that women had similar nightmares, I didn't know their dreams were so much more practical.

My worst nightmare is the one where I'm naked in the middle of a forest that's on fire. The only pair of pants in the area is covered with army ants, and every one of my relatives are waiting at the edge of the woods for me to come out. And for some reason I'm laying down and don't have the energy to get up, so I have to crawl.
I'd always assumed that women had similar nightmares, I didn't know their dreams were so much more practical.

its the same dream they just get raped and preached the gospel while they are trying to crawl out.

My worst nightmare is the one where I'm naked in the middle of a forest that's on fire. The only pair of pants in the area is covered with army ants, and every one of my relatives are waiting at the edge of the woods for me to come out. And for some reason I'm laying down and don't have the energy to get up, so I have to crawl.
I'd always assumed that women had similar nightmares, I didn't know their dreams were so much more practical.

That sounds likes a really good friday night

I have yet to hear any condemnation of this by the world's Christian clerics and authorities. The silence is deafening! Christianity is eeeevil!

Oh! I see what you did there...

And I can't be arsed to find the joke pics.

I have yet to hear any condemnation of this by the world's Christian clerics and authorities. The silence is deafening! Christianity is eeeevil!

No, it only works that way with m0zlemz.

Kidnapping and assault, that's the best we can do to a man who held a woman captive, stripped her naked, humiliated her, and deprived her of freedom? Someone can go through this kind of harrowing experience, safe in the knowledge any serious charges will be plea bargained away

... kidnapping and assault are serious charges.

think about what life would be like in prison. for a rapist? hell yeah, he'ld be a hero.

but a woman beater? a person who kidnaps a woman but doesn't rape her?
can you say prision bitch?
:D

Kidnapping and assault, that's the best we can do to a man who held a woman captive, stripped her naked, humiliated her, and deprived her of freedom?
It's two felony charges, one very serious, what else do you want? DP on the spot?

It's two felony charges, one very serious, what else do you want? DP on the spot?

If that's too much to ask for, we can have a trial, but it'd be nice.

If that's too much to ask for, we can have a trial, but it'd be nice.

I agree. trial before the DP is sentenced. *nods*

You know I get the feeling this poor guy just did't have a computer. If a man in Germany can convince another man to allow him to kill him and eat him - there must be at least one woman on a forum somewhere who want to be handcuffed, diapered and have bible passages read to her.

If that's too much to ask for, we can have a trial, but it'd be nice.
So what he ought to do was kill her instead.

At least then he could disassemble and disperse the body, leading to a lower chance of detection, and as such to a lesser penalty.

I have yet to hear any condemnation of this by the world's Christian clerics and authorities. The silence is deafening! Christianity is eeeevil!

I'm a free thinking Christian, and I represent the church of myself, and I condemn this. You can't judge an entire people because of the actions of their retarded cousins. Can't judge all Germans on account of Hitler. Can't judge all Muslims on account of Bin Ladin, Cant judge all Christians on account of this guy and Jon Hagee. Can't Judge all Democrats because of Nancy Pelosi. Every group has its wack jobs. It's really quite a shame.

Kidnapping and assault, that's the best we can do to a man who held a woman captive, stripped her naked, humiliated her, and deprived her of freedom? Someone can go through this kind of harrowing experience, safe in the knowledge any serious charges will be plea bargained away


Feminists of America UNITE!!! Take him down, beat him, and castrate him!! Take away his evil Penis of Death!!!! The fact that he's obviously not right in the head, should have no bearing in our persuit of his Penis removal!!!!

there must be at least one woman on a forum somewhere who want to be handcuffed, - Every pro-totalitarian (aka non-libertarian).

diapered - Babyfurs.

and have bible passages read to her. - Relig zealots.

Feminists of America UNITE!!! Take him down, beat him, and castrate him!! Take away his evil Penis of Death!!!! The fact that he's obviously not right in the head, should have no bearing in our persuit of his Penis removal!!!!

Did your mean feminist mommy beat you or something?

- Babyfurs.
Because of you, I just googled the word "Babyfurs," and Fiddlebottoms did not like what he saw. I hope you're happy now.

No, I just hate groups that take themselves too seriously. Feminists are as outdated as worker's unions. They accomplished alot back in the day securing womens rights. But this is the 21st century. Lets move on shall we. To quote the Late Great Geore Carlin. "I agree with most Feminist literture I have read. For instance I agree that Men are Vain Greedy Brutal assholes that have just about ruined this world because they're afraid that someone might have a biger D*** out there. And also I agree with word changes because we do think in language. I agree Chairman should be Chairperson, Spokesman should be Spokesperson, but they want me to call that thing in the road a personhole cover i think thats taking it a little bit to far. what would you call a lady's man? A person's person? That would make a he man an It person, children would look up and see the Person in the moon? Thats taking it a little too far.!"


EDIT: I changed my mind on how I wanted to present this.

No I just dislike any group that charactorizes a person as Evil based on Gender Race or Creed. If i had my way Feminists would be concidered a hate group. But I guess thats why I'm not in charge.

When did I do that? Or did you just assume I did, and run with an obscure attack?

When did I do that? Or did you just assume I did, and run with an obscure attack?

yeah see edited post, and no I wasn't saying you were a feminist I was merely poking fun at the tone you were taking with persuing this mans punishment:tongue:

yeah see edited post, and no I wasn't saying you were a feminist I was merely poking fun at the tone you were taking with persuing this mans punishment:tongue:

Which itself was hyperbolic humour

Which itself was hyperbolic humour


and then I countered your Hyperbole by being facetious... Your move Iago.

and then I countered your Hyperbole by being facetious... Your move Iago.

I see your reference, and counter with Pi to 50 deciminals 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510

Can we somehow bring separation of church and state into this? Because whining about it seems to run parallel somehow to punishing baby-furs through the use of biblical verses.

Can we somehow bring separation of church and state into this? Because whining about it seems to run parallel somehow to punishing baby-furs through the use of biblical verses.

the state is obviously interfering with this man's freedom of religion. Bush appointed SCOTUS rules charges are unconstitutional.

....seperation of church and state? I fail to see the corrilation, it's impossible, to argue religious freedoms. It's the states understanding, that you have freedom of religion until they start affecting others

I see your reference, and counter with Pi to 50 deciminals 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510

I see your pi (though dilicious) and raise you one Avogadro's number, 6.022 x 10^23

the state is obviously interfering with this man's freedom of religion. Bush appointed SCOTUS rules charges are unconstitutional.

Because kidnapping, handcuffing and reading bible passages to people is simply following the lords word! Do unto other as you would have done unto you.

Besides who doesn't find being kidnapped, handcuffed and having bible passages to them at least a little exciting.

I see your pi (though dilicious) and raise you one Avogadro's number, 6.022 x 10^23

I see your Avogadro's number and raise you the power set of natural numbers P = N*

I see your Avogadro's number and raise you the power set of natural numbers P = N*

I counter with Matthew McConaughey BOOYA

I counter with Matthew McConaughey BOOYA

Damn. Too rich for my blood - I fold.

Georg Cantor once played a game of "raise the set cardinality"....two weeks later, he was dead in a mental institution.

Someone doesn't know what feminism is.

Because kidnapping, handcuffing and reading bible passages to people is simply following the lords word! Do unto other as you would have done unto you.

Besides who doesn't find being kidnapped, handcuffed and having bible passages to them at least a little exciting.

according to the religious right the bible passage reading excuses all.

I'm a free thinking Christian, and I represent the church of myself, and I condemn this. You can't judge an entire people because of the actions of their retarded cousins. Can't judge all Germans on account of Hitler. Can't judge all Muslims on account of Bin Ladin, Cant judge all Christians on account of this guy and Jon Hagee. Can't Judge all Democrats because of Nancy Pelosi. Every group has its wack jobs. It's really quite a shame.

Ok, you're new here so we'll let this one slide. But please know for future reference that this is NSG. We do not take kindly to attempts to be a "voice of reason". If you wish to be taken seriously on this forum in the future, learn to jump to conclusions, make sweeping generalizations, and demonize/flame any who do not share your viewpoint.

Wow. Just...wow.


Fuckin nuts.

Worst part is I know there are some crazy evangelicals out there (some might even be on this forum!) who will say this man was just trying to save this poor slut's soul and that, because he was spreading the word as God commanded, should be released immediately.

And when he's not, they'll cry Christian persecution.

Honestly? I think even the right is going to be incredibly hesitant on this one. I mean, I think they're going to echo your first sentence for a long time.

this is the US. the girl will likely face jail time for resisting a religious life improvement attempt.

Har har. As fun as the U.S. is to make fun of, give us some credit. At least we (usually) know who we're charging.

I have yet to hear any condemnation of this by the world's Christian clerics and authorities. The silence is deafening! Christianity is eeeevil!

We eat babies and then blame it on liberals.

They taste like foie gras.

Damn. Too rich for my blood - I fold.

...What the fuck just happened?

I don't actually need it explained. My comment just makes you two more badass. Go with it.

*snip adequate version of post*

EDIT: I changed my mind on how I wanted to present this.

That's abuse of edit. If you want to completely rewrite a post, leave the original and clearly mark (eg in a paragraph beginning EDIT: ) your rewrite. Particularly after the original has been replied to.

What can I say? I'm a protocol 'droid.

Handcuffed, gagged, forced into adult diaper? Not too bad. But being forced to listen to the Bible?! That guy deserves the death penalty!

They're actually going to make a movie about this...for the woman, they're thinking one of Tom Cruise's ex-wives, and for the man, Christopher Walken:

"How are we...this morning? Sleep okay? Not...too cold in my home...for you? I know you're gagged, but you can talk...with your eyes, you can talk to me.

Our passage today...begins with one of my favorites, Revelations...

And so, I looked...there was this woman, a whore, of babylon, a whore, with a cup, full...FULL...of abominations, and vileness...like, like a spitoon, you know, like in the old movies...Lee Van Cleef or somebody, spitting...into a spitoon...and this broad caries it around...."

according to the religious right the bible passage reading excuses all.

Definitely. There is a "religious right" and they are walking right into left hooks like that.

Hell, they're recruiting feeble-minded would-be rapists, loading them up with little blue pills made of bromide, and giving them a kidnap kit with the handcuffs diapers and a combination porn-mag / big-print bible. They totally want this to happen.

They just love it, just as you and I look forward to the day some half-arsed terrorist blows up a church full of people, while screaming about God being a Delusion.

Handcuffed, gagged, forced into adult diaper? Not too bad. But being forced to listen to the Bible?! That guy deserves the death penalty!

Your screen name is fucking awful.

Sorry, but someone is going to tell you. Better sooner than later.

You couldn't be a little bit clever about it? Have a trawl through mythology or fantasy fiction and pick the name of some land occupied by trolls.

As to the content of your post ... sorry, finding it hard to concentrate here ... um, what ?

*falls asleep*

Your screen name is fucking awful.

Sorry, but someone is going to tell you. Better sooner than later.

You couldn't be a little bit clever about it? Have a trawl through mythology or fantasy fiction and pick the name of some land occupied by trolls.

As to the content of your post ... sorry, finding it hard to concentrate here ... um, what ?

*falls asleep*

I really enjoyed Might and Magic VII. People said it was just a rehash of VI, but I liked it.

And you could be a troll, and find the troll homeland, ending the troll diaspora.

You could be a Vampire, too. But you couldn't mix races and classes. I didn't like that.

Good game, though.

That piece of news just got me in a lot of trouble at a certain dinner. :tongue:

Oh, phew. I thought this thread was about me when I looked at it.

I'm surprised he wasn't a Republican congressman. Edit: Oh right, the victim was a woman. Nevermind.

I'm surprised he wasn't a Democrat congressman. Oh, right, she wasn't driven off a bridge and left to drown. Nevermind.

I'm surprised he wasn't a Democrat congressman. Oh, right, she wasn't driven off a bridge and left to drown. Nevermind.

Accidents happen... The b'tch should know better than to try and drive a car while tied up in the trunk.

You know I get the feeling this poor guy just did't have a computer. If a man in Germany can convince another man to allow him to kill him and eat him - there must be at least one woman on a forum somewhere who want to be handcuffed, diapered and have bible passages read to her.

I actually saw an ad online about a woman who wanted a father/son threesome. Apparently you can find anytthing, and I do mean anything on the internet.

Because of you, I just googled the word "Babyfurs," and Fiddlebottoms did not like what he saw. I hope you're happy now.

MY EYES! MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

I counter with Matthew McConaughey BOOYA

I shoot McConaughey, match the previous bets, and raise you Avagadro's number... IN BASE 16!

5.3D1 x 10^F

I raise you a tree automaton E with the alphabet N - which is the set of all natural numbers which recognizes the language of 1's and has a height of Avagadro's number.

BOOYA.

I counter with the Theory of General Relativity.

I'm out, all I have left is Schroedinger's cat.

I'll give you a marker from the house, equal to the 4th Aleph.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. Sorry bad movie reference. Sick. It will probably take years to get over something like that.

I'm out, all I have left is Schroedinger's cat.

I'm in, I have Scrodinger's parrot. A Norwegian blue. Beautiful plumage, isn't it?

I'm in, I have Scrodinger's parrot. A Norwegian blue. Beautiful plumage, isn't it?

*surrenders*

I cannot defeat Monty Python.

I shoot McConaughey, match the previous bets, and raise you Avagadro's number... IN BASE 16!

5.3D1 x 10^F

You sick son of a bitch!

You sick son of a bitch!

Sigged.

I'm out, all I have left is Schroedinger's cat.

I'll see that. And raise it backwards.

Kitten > Cat.

Well out of my depth here. But you know, babyfur + Schrödinger, I might just get lucky. :p

I'm in, I have Scrodinger's parrot. A Norwegian blue. Beautiful plumage, isn't it?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/1958285/Monty-Python%27s-dead-parrot-did-exist.html

turns out the things were real.

I'll see that. And raise it backwards.

Kitten > Cat.

Well out of my depth here. But you know, babyfur + Schrödinger, I might just get lucky. :p

Schrodinger's Lolcat?

I can haz existenz?