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Why don't they have this everywhere?

Wow. Just wow.

Holy shit, 8,000 calories?

Holy shit, 8,000 calories?

I wonder what would happen if I fed those to starving children...

I approve of this.

I want to go eat here.

I wonder what would happen if I fed those to starving children...They'd probably, like, die.

I want to go eat here.I want to watch somebody eat there, but you couldn't pay me to eat there.

Haha, it looks like a parody on a fast food chain rather than a real one.

I wouldn't be surprised if a fast food restaurant like that would excist in a GTA game

Did you read any of the comments? Some people really are pathetic.

My God, it's like someone watched Jay Leno's Billy Tuttle skits on The Tonight Show and decided it would be an actual terrific idea.

:eek2:

Haha, it looks like a parody on a fast food chain rather than a real one.

I wouldn't be surprised if a fast food restaurant like that would excist in a GTA game

Holy mother of mary! I just got a heart attack from thinking about lard fries!

But it is a real restaurant that is the kicker....yummy

sounds a bit shit and messy tbh when I could just go up north and breath the air

the Arizona Board of Nursing and the Center for Nursing Advocacy launched a lawsuit against the burger joint over their derogatory use of nurses.

why do nurses even bother dressing like nurses?

The restaurant also refuses to sell Diet sodas, and instead offers beer, hard liquor, regular soda, unfiltered cigarettes and french fries cooked in pure lard. What's not to like?

fucking A to the motherfucking bay! >_>

sounds a bit shit and messy tbh when I could just go up north and breath the air



why do nurses even bother dressing like nurses?



fucking A to the motherfucking bay! >_>

It's like this restaurant was designed to trollbait PETA in real life.

Did you read any of the comments? Some people really are pathetic.

Which particular set of the comments are you referring to? I did see plenty that qualified as pathetic, in my opinion.

I just wanna say, I would totally eat that shit.

That's awesome, I would definitely eat there.

It's like this restaurant was designed to trollbait PETA in real life.

If thats the case I approve and want to send them a donation.

Not buy their food. Dont want to die. But send them a donation.

yeah i was in Arizona and i saw this...it was funny

i had no time or i would have gone in...especially if i saw this

If thats the case I approve and want to send them a donation.

Not buy their food. Dont want to die. But send them a donation.

I wonder if tipping those nurses count :P

It's like this restaurant was designed to trollbait PETA in real life.

are you saying they don't have a vegetarian option?

are you saying they don't have a vegetarian option?

http://www.heartattackgrill.com/index.html

Apparently not.

Oh, if you think the tobacco industry is trying to kill off their customer base, wait 'till you get a load of this:

http://www.heartattackgrill.com/350.html

I have to say.....Those burgers actually look pretty good.....

Im a bad person, :( lol...

Apparently not.

wtf they don't even do ice cream

I wouldn't mind eating some of that though :D (http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9928/hag18zl3.jpg) (we don't have any saucy waitresses in the UK)

wtf they don't even do ice cream :(

I wouldn't mind eating some of that though :D (http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9928/hag18zl3.jpg) (we don't have any saucy waitresses in the UK)

I thought Ice Cream wasnt vegetarian, due to it being made with Milk?


But, Id totally hit up some of that myself....The closest approximation we have down here is Hooter's....and...Well, Their waitresses never look that appetizing, lol...

I thought Ice Cream wasnt vegetarian, due to it being made with Milk?

your thinking vegan

The closest approximation we have down here is Hooter's....and...Well, Their waitresses never look that appetizing, lol...

crushing my dreams here

crushing my dreams here

lol, well, I try...

This makes me want a burger. Too bad there's no burger shops in my neighbourhood. Or anywhere within 300 kilometres. :(

Wow. Just wow.
ditto...
I approve of this.
Ditto... if we had one here... I would call that 'Home'.
It's like this restaurant was designed to trollbait PETA in real life.
PETA... Greenpeace... AMA... Surgeon Generals Office... CDC... :D

The burgers don't look like much, but the idea of lard fries sounds pretty good. I doubt they could surpass the peanut oil fries you can get at Five Guys (though those are also major calorie bombs). I love just about all fries, especially those made with animal fats.
I don't really understand how "Being obscenely fat" became equated with "machismo," though.

I don't really understand how "Being obscenely fat" became equated with "machismo," though.

Remember the Snickers commercial where two grease monkeys share a 'kiss' while eating one Snicker's bar? Same context.

Machismo = Stupidity

Remember the Snickers commercial where two grease monkeys share a 'kiss' while eating one Snicker's bar? Same context.

Machismo = Stupidity
I get it, because men are all idiots! Well, now that that's sorted I think I'm going to chop off my penis and hand it back in to whoever dropped me into this shitty gender.

I must visit that place.

To those who don't approve: Just don't go there. Problem solved.

I get it, because men are all idiots! Well, now that that's sorted I think I'm going to chop off my penis and hand it back in to whoever dropped me into this shitty gender.

if Macho is someone who can quaff down a triple bypass burger in x minutes... then I'm glad I'm not Macho. ;)

What's the problem? It is like a cigarette company releasing "Cancer Sticks: Smooth", you can't blame them for being honest.

Besides, ridiculously fatty food served by women in nurses outfits? What's that address?

Sounds like a fun place to be.

Damn, I'm getting hungry.

That place rocks!

Girls bursting out of their nurse costumes selling unhealthy burgers?

Maybe there is a God after all.

Ditto... if we had one here... I would call that 'Home'.

I don't think I would. They seem to paint themselves as the kind of place where you go every once in a while to remind yourself of what REAL food tastes like. But if I ate there on a regular basis, I'd be fatter than Rush Limbaugh's head. :p

I get it, because men are all idiots! Well, now that that's sorted I think I'm going to chop off my penis and hand it back in to whoever dropped me into this shitty gender.

Only a wuss would chop off his penis. Real men squish it with a sledge hammer. *nod*

I am so craving that triple bypass burger. :eek:

Only a wuss would chop off his penis. Real men squish it with a sledge hammer. *nod*

narr real men would put it in a meat blender and then mould it into a pattty and then eat it *nod*

Heart Attack Grill? Well, at least they're being honest. XD

Seriously though, it's interesting how stuff like this is legal and cannabis is not. Not saying stuff like this should be banned (though personally, I'm for legalizing cannabis) but I wish there was some way of having tax on food be proportional to the levels of saturated and trans fats; on this site I've heard that referred to as nanny-statism, but really, it makes people pay for the consequences of unhealthy eating, as they buy the unhealthy food, which does away with the "public healthcare is a license to people to fuck up their own bodies" argument. (Granted, this restaurant is in the US, but IIRC Barack Obama is supposed to bring public healthcare to the US...)

Heart Attack Grill? Well, at least they're being honest. XD

Seriously though, it's interesting how stuff like this is legal and cannabis is not. Not saying stuff like this should be banned (though personally, I'm for legalizing cannabis) but I wish there was some way of having tax on food be proportional to the levels of saturated and trans fats; on this site I've heard that referred to as nanny-statism, but really, it makes people pay for the consequences of unhealthy eating, as they buy the unhealthy food, which does away with the "public healthcare is a license to people to fuck up their own bodies" argument. (Granted, this restaurant is in the US, but IIRC Barack Obama is supposed to bring public healthcare to the US...)

Ummm... just a guess, but I doubt those are anywhere near the price range of a Burger King $0.99 special already. I am willing to pay for my own health care costs. Let me eat whatever the hell I want. You have no responsibility for the consequences. Those who want government benefits are the only ones who ought suffer the government taxing and regulating every aspect of their lives - and they DO deserve nanny state entanglements if they want nanny state benefits. All I want is to be left the hell alone and eat a hamburger once or twice a month without someone demanding that I be taxed for it!!! *pant...pant...pant* [/rant] *collapses*

I get it, because men are all idiots! Well, now that that's sorted I think I'm going to chop off my penis and hand it back in to whoever dropped me into this shitty gender.

Only a wuss would chop off his penis. Real men squish it with a sledge hammer. *nod*

narr real men would put it in a meat blender and then mould it into a pattty and then eat it *nod*

Somethin odd about a population so willing to part with their genitals...

I want a quad bypass. DEEP FRIED IN LARD WRAPPED IN BACON.

Somethin odd about a population so willing to part with their genitals...

agreed. but hey - less competition when I pursue my mate :p

I want a quad bypass. DEEP FRIED IN LARD WRAPPED IN BACON.

http://www.motifake.com/motivational_posters/c08e02b3e8.jpg

agreed. but hey - less competition when I pursue my mate :p

True that, True that...

Maybe the pop. will get so low, therell be some "Forced Mating" lol ;)

Someone should do a remake of V for Vendetta set in the US - the could call it G for Gluttony. The final scene would be thousands of people wearing Burger King masks surrounding the White House trying to blow it up by stuffing their faces with burgers until they explode.

I want to watch somebody eat there, but you couldn't pay me to eat there.

Well, if you would have watched the CBS News Sunday Morning (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CBS_News_Sunday_Morning) a few months ago [This past October I think], you would have as Bill Geist did a special on that restaurant in question and it showed various people including Bill Geist himself eating there.

Edit: After a bit of searching, I found out it was actually in November. I also happen to find the video of the piece itself as originally broadcast. Gauntleted you wanted to see people eat there here you go (http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4632991n?source=mostpop_video), also make sure to keep an eye out for the lovely young nurses. You can't miss them, unless your in the hospital or in the bathroom throwing up after looking at all that heat stopping food. :p:rolleyes:

BTW, when did all you NSGers become so lazy? I'm just a occasional visitor and it took me less then a few minutes of searching. You all have now ruined my high opinion I had of NSG, for shame on all of you. :p

Oh well, back to lurking I guess. I'll be over in the dark corner that is II if anyone needs me.

Edit2: In case anyone for whatever reason can't figure out to click on the world go, here's the link itself. http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4632991n?source=mostpop_video

Wow... who in their right minds would want that kind of food?

Wow... who in their right minds would want that kind of food?

I think a lot of people would be willing to try it as a one off novelty, or to prove how manly they are.

I think a lot of people would be willing to try it as a one off novelty, or to prove how manly they are.

Given that there's nothing too stupid for men to do to prove that they are manly, you might be right there...
*wanders off in disbelieve*

Given that there's nothing too stupid for men to do to prove that they are manly, you might be right there...
*wanders off in disbelief*

Fixed, and they are certainly limits to the areas I'd go to prove my manliness.

Given that there's nothing too stupid for men to do to prove that they are manly, you might be right there...
*wanders off in disbelieve*

I would love to be in a position to argue that you are wrong but...

Deity or not, however, Pumpille is a veritable girl's blouse compared to Polish farmer Krystof Azninski, who staked a strong claim to being Europe's most macho man by cutting off his own head in 1995. Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some "men's games". Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and, shouting "Watch this then," he swung at his own head and chopped it off.

I would love to be in a position to argue that you are wrong but...

*lol

That's just soooo gay!!! ;)

Fixed, and they are certainly limits to the areas I'd go to prove my manliness.

Which is, of course, a great demonstration of manliness!

Peer group: "Hey, let's do something stupid and self-injurious as evidence of masculine potence!"

You: "No."

Peer Group: "Pussy!"

You: "How many women can a dead man fuck?"

Peer Group: "...um.....is that like a math question?"

What The Fudge?! :eek2:

I wonder what would happen if I fed those to starving children...

Their stomachs would burst and they would die.

No, seriously. That happens to a lot of people who go without/with very little food for far too long and then come across a large amount of food. Instinct--and human desire--prompts them to eat too much, and their stomachs can't handle it.

I get it, because men are all idiots! Well, now that that's sorted I think I'm going to chop off my penis and hand it back in to whoever dropped me into this shitty gender.

Take mine too while you're at it.

Talk about turning lemons into lemonade. I would definitely go there. What's not to like about the place?

I...want!

Ummm... just a guess, but I doubt those are anywhere near the price range of a Burger King $0.99 special already. I am willing to pay for my own health care costs. Let me eat whatever the hell I want. You have no responsibility for the consequences. Those who want government benefits are the only ones who ought suffer the government taxing and regulating every aspect of their lives - and they DO deserve nanny state entanglements if they want nanny state benefits. All I want is to be left the hell alone and eat a hamburger once or twice a month without someone demanding that I be taxed for it!!! *pant...pant...pant* [/rant] *collapses*
So what do you think of the "public healthcare is a license to people to fuck up their own bodies" argument? Some people's problems aren't a consequence of their own actions (like my type 1 diabetes) and I don't like how I'd have to pay for the treatment for it if not for public healthcare...

That's an obscene amount of calories. I don't understand how it could be eaten in one sitting. 8,000 calories? That's like what I eat in 4-5 days...at one time? :eek:

I imagine you could see someone consuming 8000 calories at a sitting on any given day in any given McDonald's. There are some pretty fat people out there. It just wouldn't be served with such a heaping side of machismo. Or cost so much.

I imagine you could see someone consuming 8000 calories at a sitting on any given day in any given McDonald's. There are some pretty fat people out there. It just wouldn't be served with such a heaping side of machismo. Or cost so much.

Probably, it's just hard for me to imagine, since my stomach starts letting me know "Hey, you're full, seriously, stop eating now" if I've eaten as much as 700-800 or so calories in one sitting.

I thought other people had similar signals, though perhaps with different amounts that would tell them they're full, but it doesn't seem like it if they can eat that much!

That's an obscene amount of calories. I don't understand how it could be eaten in one sitting. 8,000 calories? That's like what I eat in 4-5 days...at one time? :eek:
According to my sister (who has a nutrition degree) a single serving of KFC popcorn chicken contains several times as much trans fat as is considered the recommended limit for an entire day. Modern junk food can go incredibly far.

According to my sister (who has a nutrition degree) a single serving of KFC popcorn chicken contains several times as much trans fat as is considered the recommended limit for an entire day. Modern junk food can go incredibly far.

Probably why if I get that I usually share it with several people...

I guarantee you I'd be bringing most of that burger home for later. Even the Double Bypass is likely to exceed my appetite.

please don't tell me the single bypass is the kids meal

That's an obscene amount of calories. I don't understand how it could be eaten in one sitting. 8,000 calories? That's like what I eat in 4-5 days...at one time? :eek:

missing a zero surely? I can't be that greedy can I :eek2:

missing a zero surely? I can't be that greedy can I :eek2:

Yes, yes you can.

please don't tell me the single bypass is the kids meal



missing a zero surely? I can't be that greedy can I :eek2:

Missing a zero where? :eek2:

Yes, yes you can.

I've always been told you need like 20,000-25,000 for a normal day to day office job

*laughs as I eat like a pig and never put on weight*

I've always been told you need like 20,000-25,000 for a normal day to day office job

*laughs as I eat like a pig and never put on weight*

Awww, he's stuffing his snout like a piggy. How oinkute!

Awww, he's stuffing his snout like a piggy. How oinkute!

just call me bin :D

just call me bin :D

Laden? Alalalalalalalalah and all?:D

Laden? Alalalalalalalalah and all?:D

I bet your throat feels great when you do that...

I've always been told you need like 20,000-25,000 for a normal day to day office job

*laughs as I eat like a pig and never put on weight*

You have a zero too many. 2000 to 2500. 20,000 to 25,000.... Death to anyone who ate THAT much in a day.

I bet your throat feels great when you do that...

It's the tongue the one who feels glorious...

It's the tongue the one who feels glorious...

Okay, if you aren't going to marry this other guy, I insist that you entertain other suitors!

Okay, if you aren't going to marry this other guy, I insist that you entertain other suitors!

What, are you interested, my dear Ghost?:tongue:

What, are you interested, my dear Ghost?:tongue:

Who wouldn't be?

I'd reincarnate as a wealthy bullfighter who plays soccer in the off season and tends to his families vineyards.

Hammurab would come back from the Peace Corp.

Jhahannam would desert from the French Foreign Legion.

And Baldwin for Christ would get somebody to cover for him at Steven Baldwin's Save-A-Bloody-Angel Fertilized Egg Abortion Protest and Faith Based Above Ground Pool Christian Franchise Opportunity Expo next week in Kentucky.

Who wouldn't be?

I'd reincarnate as a wealthy bullfighter who plays soccer in the off season and tends to his families vineyards.

Hammurab would come back from the Peace Corp.

Jhahannam would desert from the French Foreign Legion.

And Baldwin for Christ would get somebody to cover for him at Steven Baldwin's Save-A-Bloody-Angel Fertilized Egg Abortion Protest and Faith Based Above Ground Pool Christian Franchise Opportunity Expo next week in Kentucky.

This begets only one question. Do you like bobbed hair on good girls?

This begets only one question. Do you like bobbed hair on good girls?

Not as much as I like bobbing hair on good girls, but yes, I like it very much.

Bobbed hair exposes the neckline and the shoulders...like Pacino says, its the frontline of a woman's mystique.

Not as much as I like bobbing hair on good girls, but yes, I like it very much.

LMAO!

Bobbed hair exposes the neckline and the shoulders...like Pacino says, its the frontline of a woman's mystique.

And it invites to grab the back of the neck and help the bobbing, I bet.

I wonder though, if the cat ears would look good on it...

/threadjack

Disgusting. I mean seriously, there are easier ways -- and faster -- to kill yourself.

um, eew?
even without being a vegetarian, that's disgusting.

Disgusting. I mean seriously, there are easier ways -- and faster -- to kill yourself.

Oh, listen to Ms. Healthy All of a Sudden chime in...

Need I remind you of the incident at the Great Schnitzel Eating Contest of 2003?

Perhaps your memory is imperfect, since the Austrian National Guard had to pull you off of a referee, pry 4 kg of "Kase und Schinken" out of your gullet, 2 more kg out of your cleavage, and them pump 3 liters of mostly beer out of your stomach.

And they never found the Figlmuller...or the guy who brought it to you...

I wholeheartedly condone and endorse this endeavor. I wonder how many days it'll take for me to finish a Quadruple Bypass...

I wholeheartedly condone and endorse this endeavor. I wonder how many days it'll take for me to finish a Quadruple Bypass...

And subsequently die of a heart attack. *nod*

i almost threw up when i saw the burger!

Take mine too while you're at it.
Just call me Jeffrey the Psychopathic Penis Remover (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3gXfS9o4EY#t=6m10s).
(The relevant part is at 6 minutes and 10 seconds, in case the link doesn't work properly)

Only 8,000 calories for $10? Pfft!
Give me a Heartstopper! (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/de.gta/images/thumb/7/75/Burger_Shot_Heart_Stopper,_IV.PNG/180px-Burger_Shot_Heart_Stopper,_IV.PNG) Seven patties and a total of six pounds of meat and cheese for only 99 cents. "Guaranteed to flatline you in 5 seconds flat!"

Oh, listen to Ms. Healthy All of a Sudden chime in...

Need I remind you of the incident at the Great Schnitzel Eating Contest of 2003?

Perhaps your memory is imperfect, since the Austrian National Guard had to pull you off of a referee, pry 4 kg of "Kase und Schinken" out of your gullet, 2 more kg out of your cleavage, and them pump 3 liters of mostly beer out of your stomach.

And they never found the Figlmuller...or the guy who brought it to you...
Hey, if *I'm* saying it's gross, then it MUST be.

Must. Find. Plane. Fly. To. Arizona.

I mean, hard liquor? Beer? Quadruple Burgers? This is the stuff dreams are made of.

Must. Find. Plane. Fly. To. Arizona.

I mean, hard liquor? Beer? Quadruple Burgers? This is the stuff dreams are made of.

Some kind of "Holy Paradise" you might say, lol :p

Some kind of "Holy Paradise" you might say, lol :p

OH! A PUN! lolz

You have a zero too many. 2000 to 2500. 20,000 to 25,000.... Death to anyone who ate THAT much in a day.

Unless you're Michael Phelps.