NationStates Jolt Archive


Friday the 13th

Wilgrove
17-02-2009, 01:04
So I saw Friday the 13th last night, and as I went in, I thought it was going to be a re-make of the original, however it didn't really seem like it. It seems more like a re-boot than a re-make. But it does stay true to "Have sex=DIE" routine that all Friday the 13th movie do. Of course the first sex scene just seems silly, the actual motion of the woman's body just seems.....exaggerated.

So, has anyone else seen the new Friday the 13th movie? What's your favorite Friday the 13th movie, and if you have any stories relating to the date Friday the 13th, share! :)
Lackadaisical2
17-02-2009, 01:07
they tend to move alot more if you have sex with them before you kill 'em wil. ;)
Wilgrove
17-02-2009, 01:10
they tend to move alot more if you have sex with them before you kill 'em wil. ;)

Hey she asked to be strangled, not my fault she didn't know that it would cut off her air supply and she wouldn't be able to say the safety word.
Pschycotic Pschycos
17-02-2009, 03:18
Hey she asked to be strangled, not my fault she didn't know that it would cut off her air supply and she wouldn't be able to say the safety word.

/facepalm
VirginiaCooper
17-02-2009, 03:42
The Psych episode on this most recent Friday the 13th scared my pants off! Love it.
Knights of Liberty
17-02-2009, 04:06
God Wilgrove you have shit taste in movies :p
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
17-02-2009, 04:11
Hey she asked to be strangled, not my fault she didn't know that it would cut off her air supply and she wouldn't be able to say the safety word.
I never date a girl unless she has passed a Morse Code Exam. That's why I've only ever dated had two girlfriends.
Wilgrove
17-02-2009, 04:26
God Wilgrove you have shit taste in movies :p

Hey, anything that has senseless killing, blood and gore in it is great in my book. :D
Tmutarakhan
17-02-2009, 05:19
The Psych episode on this most recent Friday the 13th scared my pants off! Love it.
Scared your pants off? Then you must die, according to the logic!
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
17-02-2009, 05:42
Scared your pants off? Then you must die, according to the logic!
No pants=Death?
Maybe if you're an astronaut. Or maybe if you are wearing magic pants that allow you to live forever, but at the cost that if your pants ever come off you will die; so you live thousands of years in the same damn pants, never able to wash out the scent of millions of farts and centuries of sweat, until eventually you just give up and try to end your life, but (oh no!) the zipper has become stuck and now you're never going to be able to die or change your pants.
VirginiaCooper
17-02-2009, 05:50
No pants=Death?

I think it had something to do with sex=death, and I'm flattered that he thinks every time I lose my pants I have sex.
Christmahanikwanzikah
17-02-2009, 07:13
Far worse was Saturday the 14th...
Skallvia
17-02-2009, 07:14
they tend to move alot more if you have sex with them before you kill 'em wil. ;)

I prefer to wait till Rigor Mortis sets in myself, lol...
VirginiaCooper
17-02-2009, 07:24
I prefer to wait till Rigor Mortis sets in myself, lol...

Necrophilia jokes never get old, don't you think?
Desperate Measures
17-02-2009, 07:28
Necrophilia jokes never get old, don't you think?

If only the bodies could stay as fresh as the gentle banter...
Cannot think of a name
17-02-2009, 07:45
Far worse was Saturday the 14th...

dumbdumbdumb...catcatcat...

If that's why I can't remember math, I'm gonna be pissed...
Bokkiwokki
17-02-2009, 10:09
Far worse was Saturday the 14th...

But the farthest worsterest is, of course, that we'll have another one next month!!! :eek:
No Names Left Damn It
17-02-2009, 13:25
But the farthest worsterest is, of course, that we'll have another one next month!!! :eek:

I can't remember the last time we had 2 in a row.
Bokkiwokki
17-02-2009, 13:29
No wonder, that's a whole 5 years ago. :D
JuNii
18-02-2009, 02:10
So I saw Friday the 13th last night, and as I went in, I thought it was going to be a re-make of the original, however it didn't really seem like it. It seems more like a re-boot than a re-make. But it does stay true to "Have sex=DIE" routine that all Friday the 13th movie do. Of course the first sex scene just seems silly, the actual motion of the woman's body just seems.....exaggerated.

So, has anyone else seen the new Friday the 13th movie? What's your favorite Friday the 13th movie, and if you have any stories relating to the date Friday the 13th, share! :)

Favorite Friday the 13th movie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday_the_13th_Part_VIII)?

the true horror is when you realized just how much money you paid to watch it... :eek: