NationStates Jolt Archive


Sci-[explitives] are doing weird shyte again...

RhynoD
11-02-2009, 18:58
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,490844,00.html

Anyone else think this sounds vaguely familiar? I could swear some crazy cult did the same thing sometime and everybody died or something.
Londim
11-02-2009, 19:01
They're building a spaceport. The search for Xenu begins soon!
RhynoD
11-02-2009, 19:11
They're building a spaceport. The search for Xenu begins soon!

They'll have to recreate the spaceships that look exactly like DC-8's except with spaceship engines.
Londim
11-02-2009, 19:15
They'll have to recreate the spaceships that look exactly like DC-8's except with spaceship engines.

I reckon they're working on it. At least they have the launchpad/airstrip built.
RhynoD
11-02-2009, 19:17
I bet the underground bunker is going to be their superjail to hold Xenu.
Trostia
11-02-2009, 19:19
I don't know what's expletive about "entologists."
Hydesland
11-02-2009, 19:19
I don't know what's expletive about "entologists."

Watch your language!
Hotwife
11-02-2009, 20:02
This is the Scientologist response to the world financial crisis.

I would not rule out the chance to preserve a nucleus of human specimens, at the bottom shafts of some of our deepest mines.

The radioactivity could not penetrate a mine some thousands of feet deep.

In a matter of weeks, sufficient improvements for a dwelling space could be provided.

Man is an amazingly adaptable creature. After all, the conditions would be
far superior to those, say, of the Nazi concentration camps, where there is ample evidence most of the wretched creatures clung desperately to life.

It would not be difficult. Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plant life. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the suitable mine sites in the country, but I shouldn't be surprised if several hundred
thousand of our people could be accomodated.

A special committee would have to be appointed to study and recommend the criteria to be employed, but off-hand, I should say that in addition to the factors of youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross-section of
necessary skills, it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included, to impart the required principles of leadership and tradition.

Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh? There would be much time and little to do.

With the proper breeding techniques, and starting with a ratio of, say, ten women to each man, I should estimate the progeny of the original group of 200,000 would emerge a hundred years later as well over a hundred million. Naturally the group would have to continually engage in enlarging the original living space.
Truly Blessed
11-02-2009, 20:32
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,490844,00.html

Anyone else think this sounds vaguely familiar? I could swear some crazy cult did the same thing sometime and everybody died or something.

Wyoming is the perfect place to hide.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wyoming

Sparsely populated, Wyoming is the least populous state of the United States (including the District of Columbia), and has the second lowest population density, behind Alaska.

I think it like OZ in the USA ever notice very few people ever say they are from Wyoming? Here is another good reason.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wyoming

Unlike most other states, Wyoming does not levy an individual or corporate income tax. In addition, Wyoming does not assess any tax on retirement income earned and received from another state. Wyoming has a state sales tax of 4%.


Damn you could raise an army there and no one would notice or care. You could raise pyramids and they would blend in. You could not ask for a better place. Area 51 should move here.
Truly Blessed
11-02-2009, 20:37
Wyoming — Population - Density: 5.4/sq MI (2.08/km2)
According to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wyoming

Alaska — Population - Density: 1.03/sq MI (0.46/km2)
According to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska


United Kingdom — Population - Density: 246/km2 (48th)
According to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom

The weather is far less harsh than Alaska and Wyoming is not half as hard to get to. If Bigfoot is anywhere, he probably has a cottage in the Mountains of Wyoming.
Korintar
11-02-2009, 20:51
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,490844,00.html

Anyone else think this sounds vaguely familiar? I could swear some crazy cult did the same thing sometime and everybody died or something.

Your talking about Jonestown. As Rev Jim Jones went totally insane the church, called People's Temple, shifted from decent Christian Left folk to "Wtf, the world will nuke itself in 5yrs! Everybody- to the jungles of South America!":rolleyes::D
Truly Blessed
11-02-2009, 20:54
This is the Scientologist response to the world financial crisis.

I would not rule out the chance to preserve a nucleus of human specimens, at the bottom shafts of some of our deepest mines.

The radioactivity could not penetrate a mine some thousands of feet deep.

In a matter of weeks, sufficient improvements for a dwelling space could be provided.

Man is an amazingly adaptable creature. After all, the conditions would be
far superior to those, say, of the Nazi concentration camps, where there is ample evidence most of the wretched creatures clung desperately to life.

It would not be difficult. Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plant life. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the suitable mine sites in the country, but I shouldn't be surprised if several hundred
thousand of our people could be accomodated.

A special committee would have to be appointed to study and recommend the criteria to be employed, but off-hand, I should say that in addition to the factors of youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross-section of
necessary skills, it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included, to impart the required principles of leadership and tradition.

Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh? There would be much time and little to do.

With the proper breeding techniques, and starting with a ratio of, say, ten women to each man, I should estimate the progeny of the original group of 200,000 would emerge a hundred years later as well over a hundred million. Naturally the group would have to continually engage in enlarging the original living space.

The mutants would get them though. Mutants always find pure bred humans. Road Warrior vs. the Clones
South Lorenya
11-02-2009, 21:08
Ssshhh, the scientologists are building a UFO to hide behind comets! :p
Gauthier
11-02-2009, 22:05
Your talking about Jonestown. As Rev Jim Jones went totally insane the church, called People's Temple, shifted from decent Christian Left folk to "Wtf, the world will nuke itself in 5yrs! Everybody- to the jungles of South America!":rolleyes::D

http://www.irvinehousingblog.com/images/uploads/lateaugust2008/KoolAidMan_Fullpic_2.gif
RhynoD
12-02-2009, 00:25
Your talking about Jonestown. As Rev Jim Jones went totally insane the church, called People's Temple, shifted from decent Christian Left folk to "Wtf, the world will nuke itself in 5yrs! Everybody- to the jungles of South America!":rolleyes::D

I thought it might have been them, but I wasn't sure if I was thinking of the right crazy suicidal pseudo-religious group
Ashmoria
12-02-2009, 01:14
i dont know what they are doing in wyoming but they already have a repository in new mexico that holds all the sacred works of scientology etched onto platinum plates.
Hoyteca
12-02-2009, 01:54
Those Scientologists just get creepier and creepier. I just hope Anpu comes to kicks Xenu's ass and destroy all those creepy Scientologists before they thetan us or whatever the hell it is they do to people.
Mirkana
12-02-2009, 05:44
Isn't Xenu the bad guy according to Scientology - some sort of galactic overlord?

Anyway, I say we get Anonymous on this. We honestly need to figure out a way to channel the power of the internet into some form of destructive energy.
Hoyteca
12-02-2009, 06:49
Isn't Xenu the bad guy according to Scientology - some sort of galactic overlord?

Anyway, I say we get Anonymous on this. We honestly need to figure out a way to channel the power of the internet into some form of destructive energy.

I think Xenu is THEIR overlord, who thetaned people and nuked volcanoes and flew dc-10s in space and stuff.

Forget all that crazy-ass mumbojumbo fairytales. I believe in God and Jesus. And Anpu, but Anpu comes after God because no one's supposed to come before him. He created us. He can DESTROY US! He has nukes, as demonstrated by Sodom and Gomora.
Wilgrove
12-02-2009, 06:53
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