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Pesto.

Lunatic Goofballs
10-02-2009, 19:30
I tried pasta with fresh pesto for the first time yesterday.

First thing I'd like to do is gather up everyone who has ever tried it, especially those that have it on a fairly regular basis and/or make their own and put them in a room barely large enough to hold them all with about a 3:1 attack weasel per person ratio.

My god! The moment it was mixed into the still hot pasta it was like my nostrils were dancing! Once I tasted it, my mouth joined in. Why the fuck did nobody tell me about this stuff?!? :mad:

It just isn't right. When you have such superconcentrated awesomeness at your disposal, not sharing it is a sin. I asked Jesus and after a nose and mouthful, He agreed with me. Jesus wants to slap you all.

Well, I won't fall into that trap. I'm officially telling you: Try pesto. You'll love it. As for me, what triggered this pesto interest was the fact that I'm growing Genovese Basil in my Aerogarden and it is the standard pestoing basil so I sought out someone who knew more about it and he made some for me. The only thing that kept me from tackling him and wedgieing him into oblivion was the fact that he still had the recipe in his head. I am alreadfy researching recipes with an eye toward low fat versions. *nod*
Chumblywumbly
10-02-2009, 19:33
Why the fuck did nobody tell me about this stuff?!?
We were too busy stufffing it in our faces.
Megaloria
10-02-2009, 19:36
I occasionally use it on pizza.
The Pictish Revival
10-02-2009, 19:36
Heh. I've just this moment finished a simple little meal of pasta, garlic, chillies, onion, smoked sausage and green pesto. Must be about the thousandth time I've used pesto... but keep your weasels to yourself, please.

For a change, I sometimes stir in a bit of creme fraiche.
Hotwife
10-02-2009, 19:37
Try it with semen, the magical ingredient.
Rambhutan
10-02-2009, 19:37
We thought you were happy with tacos
Smunkeeville
10-02-2009, 19:37
I'm printing this out for my kids who refused to try my pesto shells at dinner last night.

Thanks.
Londim
10-02-2009, 19:38
Tacos and Pesto. Try it. You'll love it.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-02-2009, 19:38
We thought you were happy with tacos

Tacos....pesto.... Hmm.... *concocts recipe*
Galloism
10-02-2009, 19:38
What is pesto?
Chumblywumbly
10-02-2009, 19:38
Try it with semen, the magical ingredient.
Eh...
Hotwife
10-02-2009, 19:39
Eh...

I take it you won't be eating dinner at my house any time soon.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-02-2009, 19:41
I'm printing this out for my kids who refused to try my pesto shells at dinner last night.

Thanks.

Smelling it as it's tossed into the pasta might help. It was heavenly. If my nose had teeth, I would have eaten it that way. :p
Rhalellan
10-02-2009, 19:42
While I love pasta, I dislike pesto.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-02-2009, 19:44
What is pesto?

It's a paste or very thick sauce, almost puree-like traditionally made from fresh basil, garlic, pine nuts, Parmesan cheese and olive oil. There are also numerous variation of recipe. A small amount can be tossed into pasta or spread onto bread or used as a condiment.
Poliwanacraca
10-02-2009, 19:45
What is pesto?

In its simplest form, basil, parmesan, and olive oil. You can add all sorts of other yummy things to it, though.
Hotwife
10-02-2009, 19:45
It's a paste or very thick sauce, almost puree-like traditionally made from fresh basil, pine nuts, Parmesan cheese and olive oil. There are also numerous variation of recipe. A small amount can be tossed into pasta or spread onto bread or used as a condiment.

Don't forget the semen.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-02-2009, 19:46
Don't forget the semen.

You add that after you smell it. ;)
Rambhutan
10-02-2009, 19:54
It is good stirred into soup as well, pesto that is not semen.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-02-2009, 19:57
It is good stirred into soup as well, pesto that is not semen.

I would imagine so. I believe it's added to Minestrone soup.
Chumblywumbly
10-02-2009, 20:03
I take it you won't be eating dinner at my house any time soon.
Is there a cult ref I'm missing?
Trans Fatty Acids
10-02-2009, 20:04
fresh pesto is fantastic, and it freezes quite well too, solving the "all my basil is about to wilt" problem that plagues gardeners at the end of summer.

Cookbooks seem to always recommend freezing it in ice cube trays, which is the same thing they recommend for homemade stock and extra egg whites -- apparently cookbook authors suffer from a surfeit of ice cube trays.
Megaloria
10-02-2009, 20:07
I take it you won't be eating dinner at my house any time soon.

Guess who's coming for dinner?
Smunkeeville
10-02-2009, 20:09
fresh pesto is fantastic, and it freezes quite well too, solving the "all my basil is about to wilt" problem that plagues gardeners at the end of summer.

Cookbooks seem to always recommend freezing it in ice cube trays, which is the same thing they recommend for homemade stock and extra egg whites -- apparently cookbook authors suffer from a surfeit of ice cube trays.

I used to make my own fresh baby food and froze it in ice cube trays, it was easy to store that way and also easy to measure enough to thaw since each "cube" was about 1oz.
Smunkeeville
10-02-2009, 20:10
Guess who's coming for dinner?

Sydney Poitier?
Intangelon
10-02-2009, 20:11
Don't forget the semen.

Hotwife just made a jizz joke, AND has Doonesbury's Duke as his avatar. Did I just cross over into Bizarro World?
Megaloria
10-02-2009, 20:13
Hotwife just made a jizz joke, AND has Doonesbury's Duke as his avatar. Did I just cross over into Bizarro World?

Check to make sure you don't have a goatee and a sash, I suppose.
Trans Fatty Acids
10-02-2009, 20:15
I used to make my own fresh baby food and froze it in ice cube trays, it was easy to store that way and also easy to measure enough to thaw since each "cube" was about 1oz.

That's a clever idea. I may try that once the baby gets old enough for solids. I'm assuming you thaw it in hot water? I'm going to have to get some more ice cube trays and label them so my husband doesn't end up adding pureed butternut squash cubes to his whiskey. Or pesto, for that matter.

Mmm...whiskey-squash...
Smunkeeville
10-02-2009, 20:19
That's a clever idea. I may try that once the baby gets old enough for solids. I'm assuming you thaw it in hot water? I'm going to have to get some more ice cube trays and label them so my husband doesn't end up adding pureed butternut squash cubes to his whiskey. Or pesto, for that matter.

Mmm...whiskey-squash...

It's really a great way to make sure your baby gets the best food (http://www.wholesomebabyfood.com/). I often worried about the preservatives and chemicals in jarred baby food. I'm kinda a really neurotic mom though. :tongue:
Gift-of-god
10-02-2009, 20:26
Babies love pesto.

My kids eat it as a default food. Like, if I can't get them to eat the chickpeas and duck, I can always get them to eat noodles with pesto.

Hotwife just made a jizz joke, AND has Doonesbury's Duke as his avatar. Did I just cross over into Bizarro World?

If you had said Gonzo World, it would have been perfect.
Bitchkitten
10-02-2009, 20:31
I worship pesto. I can't believe LG isn't familiar with it.
Rambhutan
10-02-2009, 20:32
Probably not particularly authentic but I quite like the pesto mixed into some single cream and then stirred through some linguine.
Gift-of-god
10-02-2009, 20:37
Probably not particularly authentic but I quite like the pesto mixed into some single cream and then stirred through some linguine.

If you want authentic, you could always check Hazan's book.

She probably demands grinding the fresh leaves in a stone mortar.
Neesika
10-02-2009, 20:44
I hate pasta, so I don't really remember every having pesto, since it's usually the only time you come across it. Sounds good though, I am ashamed to be so unfamiliar with it.
Gift-of-god
10-02-2009, 20:46
I hate pasta, so I don't really remember every having pesto, since it's usually the only time you come across it. Sounds good though, I am ashamed to be so unfamiliar with it.

I'll make you some.
Neesika
10-02-2009, 20:50
I'll make you some.

You're so good to me...can I lick it off you too?
Trostia
10-02-2009, 20:54
I hate pasta

We don't appreciate your kind in here.
Neesika
10-02-2009, 20:55
We don't appreciate your kind in here.

I'm sorry, I'd prefer it be otherwise. I have a similar dispreference for bread. It's not my fault, I swear!
Gift-of-god
10-02-2009, 20:56
You're so good to me...can I lick it off you too?

I was wondering what to put it on!

You're awesome!
Anti-Social Darwinism
10-02-2009, 20:58
Pesto is wonderful and versatile. Make a variation on deviled eggs substituting fresh pesto for some of the mayonaisse - good stuff.
Anti-Social Darwinism
10-02-2009, 20:59
I hate pasta, so I don't really remember every having pesto, since it's usually the only time you come across it. Sounds good though, I am ashamed to be so unfamiliar with it.

See my recipe for pesto-deviled eggs.
Extreme Ironing
10-02-2009, 20:59
I tried pasta with fresh pesto for the first time yesterday.

:eek:

I'm really surprised you've never had it before. It's great stuff.
Kryozerkia
10-02-2009, 21:11
Welcome to the club, LG. Your taste buds will thank you for making the choice to try and want more pesto.

Personally, I like pesto on mashed potatoes... or as part of my garlic bread. It's also good on pizza...
Neesika
10-02-2009, 21:12
I was wondering what to put it on!

You're awesome!

Now we can also call it your pesto delivery system!
Rambhutan
10-02-2009, 21:19
If you want authentic, you could always check Hazan's book.

She probably demands grinding the fresh leaves in a stone mortar.

Strangely her book was on a shelf that I could reach without getting up. She mixes it with ricotta cheese and serves with lasagne type pasta, kind of similar. She does give a food processor method as well as the mortar and pestle.
Gift-of-god
10-02-2009, 21:59
Strangely her book was on a shelf that I could reach without getting up. She mixes it with ricotta cheese and serves with lasagne type pasta, kind of similar. She does give a food processor method as well as the mortar and pestle.

That's an awesome book.

Does she specify what cheese(s) to use?
Rubiconic Crossings
10-02-2009, 22:09
It's a paste or very thick sauce, almost puree-like traditionally made from fresh basil, garlic, pine nuts, Parmesan cheese and olive oil. There are also numerous variation of recipe. A small amount can be tossed into pasta or spread onto bread or used as a condiment.

operative word being small...I hate it when you get some dish with a bloody great dollop of the stuff plonked smack bang in the middle of whichever portion is most inappropriate to combine with pesto...
Rambhutan
10-02-2009, 23:06
That's an awesome book.

Does she specify what cheese(s) to use?

For pesto she uses a mixture 2oz of parmigiano-reggiano to 2 tablespoons of grated romano cheese, though she does suggest peccorino fiore sardo instead of the romano in which case you want slightly more.

3 1/2 oz fresh basil leaves, 2 cloves of garlic, 3 tablespoons of pine nuts, salt, and 1 1/2 oz of butter
Risottia
10-02-2009, 23:07
I tried pasta with fresh pesto for the first time yesterday.

First thing I'd like to do is gather up everyone who has ever tried it, especially those that have it on a fairly regular basis and/or make their own and put them in a room barely large enough to hold them all with about a 3:1 attack weasel per person ratio.

My god! The moment it was mixed into the still hot pasta it was like my nostrils were dancing! Once I tasted it, my mouth joined in. Why the fuck did nobody tell me about this stuff?!? :mad:

It just isn't right. When you have such superconcentrated awesomeness at your disposal, not sharing it is a sin. I asked Jesus and after a nose and mouthful, He agreed with me. Jesus wants to slap you all.


Eh. I hereby declare that Jesus wants to slap me. And yes, I make my pesto on a fairly regular basis, let's say once per month.

In spring and summer I grow basil on my balcony (genoese basil, or, to be more accurate, Albenga basil - Albenga is a town in the Savona province). In autumn and winter, I buy the fresh basil at the local supermarket.
As for the oil: the ideal would be extra-vergine olive oil from Liguria, but also Tuscan oil can go. Avoid Apulian and Umbrian oil (too strong) and Garda oil (too feeble).
As for the cheese, it should be 50%-50% Parmigiano (or Grana Padano) and Pecorino Sardo (a dry, seasoned sheep cheese).

You might want to try it with trofie (a short, fresh pasta). Trofie should be cooked together with potatoes and green beans. This is typical of eastern Liguria.
Risottia
10-02-2009, 23:09
For pesto she uses a mixture 2oz of parmigiano-reggiano to 2 tablespoons of grated romano cheese, though she does suggest peccorino fiore sardo instead of the romano in which case you want slightly more.

3 1/2 oz fresh basil leaves, 2 cloves of garlic, 3 tablespoons of pine nuts, salt, and 1 1/2 oz of butter

No butter at all! Only extra-vergine olive oil.

If you like it, some butter might be added over the pasta before pouring the pesto on it.

edit: also, it's best to prepare the pesto one or two days before you want to use it. Store in the fridge.
Velka Morava
10-02-2009, 23:12
LG, you have italians (true ones, not the ones from NYC) on NSG... Ask

We supposed you lived on tacos, I guess...

The traditional recepee for pesto requires Pecorino DOP (Romano, not Sardo) cheese along with the Parmiggiano Reggiano.

Also, what kind of pasta have you used it on? You should use either linguine or tagliolini. And together with the pasta you should cook potatoes and green beans.

Welcome in the wider world of italian regional cuisine. And there's 20 regions in Italy ;)
Risottia
10-02-2009, 23:13
I would imagine so. I believe it's added to Minestrone soup.

Yes, in the minestrone genovese. (every 10 km here in Italy we have a different recipe for minestrone, so you have to be specific).
Risottia
10-02-2009, 23:15
LG, you have italians (true ones, not the ones from NYC) on NSG... Ask

We supposed you lived on tacos, I guess...

The traditional recepee for pesto requires Pecorino DOP (Romano, not Sardo) cheese along with the Parmiggiano Reggiano.

Also, what kind of pasta have you used it on? You should use either linguine or tagliolini. And together with the pasta you should cook potatoes and green beans.

Welcome in the wider world of italian regional cuisine. And there's 20 regions in Italy ;)

Oi! Mi scrivi "parmigiano" con due G? Starai mica diventando crucco? E poi ci va il sardo, non il romano... del resto se pensi alla storia della Superba è ovvio.

Visto avatar, comunque... I flex my muscles and I am into the void.
Rambhutan
10-02-2009, 23:16
No butter at all! Only extra-vergine olive oil.

If you like it, some butter might be added over the pasta before pouring the pesto on it.

edit: also, it's best to prepare the pesto one or two days before you want to use it. Store in the fridge.

Oops I missed out 8 tablesppons of olive oil. I thought adding the butter in was a bit strange as well, I never have when I make it. But Marcella Hazan's The essentials of classic Italian cooking has a pretty good reputation
Knights of Liberty
10-02-2009, 23:17
Youve never had pesto before?:eek:

The kind you make yourself is the best.
Velka Morava
10-02-2009, 23:17
No butter at all! Only extra-vergine olive oil.

If you like it, some butter might be added over the pasta before pouring the pesto on it.

edit: also, it's best to prepare the pesto one or two days before you want to use it. Store in the fridge.

Ma metti il burro nella pasta col pesto?!? Ma sei fuori?
Risottia
10-02-2009, 23:20
Oops I missed out 8 tablesppons of olive oil. I thought adding the butter in was a bit strange as well, I never have when I make it. But Marcella Hazan's The essentials of classic Italian cooking has a pretty good reputation

The problem with butter is that pesto was originally (when fridges hadn't been invented yet) a means of preserving fresh basil: you just have to put it in oil, and it's safe from bacteria and moulds.
You cannot use butter because butter contains about 45% mass water, and this, coupled with the deterioration of animal fatty acids, would make pesto go mouldy, or rancid.
Risottia
10-02-2009, 23:22
Ma metti il burro nella pasta col pesto?!? Ma sei fuori?

Guarda, IO ci metto l'olio, però avendolo mangiato anche a casa di liguri ho visto che mettevano del burro sulla pasta calda. Il mondo è bello perchè è avariato!
Rambhutan
10-02-2009, 23:25
The problem with butter is that pesto was originally (when fridges hadn't been invented yet) a means of preserving fresh basil: you just have to put it in oil, and it's safe from bacteria and moulds.
You cannot use butter because butter contains about 45% mass water, and this, coupled with the deterioration of animal fatty acids, would make pesto go mouldy, or rancid.

She seems to be only adding the butter just before putting it over the pasta, but I agree with you it sounds odd and not something that is in any of my other recipe books.
Velka Morava
10-02-2009, 23:26
Oi! Mi scrivi "parmigiano" con due G? Starai mica diventando crucco? E poi ci va il sardo, non il romano... del resto se pensi alla storia della Superba è ovvio.

Visto avatar, comunque... I flex my muscles and I am into the void.

Sarà che Praga è piena di meridionali...

Anyway, I always use romano (mind you they used to do romano in sardegna historycally). And that's the way I have been taught by people of the clan Costa/Romanengo.

P.S. NO! I flex my muscles and I am into the void!
You can be Rat-Robin if you want ;)
Gift-of-god
10-02-2009, 23:31
She seems to be only adding the butter just before putting it over the pasta, but I agree with you it sounds odd and not something that is in any of my other recipe books.

Does she specify if we add butter to it even when we won't use it right away?
Risottia
10-02-2009, 23:32
Sarà che Praga è piena di meridionali...

Anyway, I always use romano (mind you they used to do romano in sardegna historycally). And that's the way I have been taught by people of the clan Costa/Romanengo.

P.S. NO! I flex my muscles and I am into the void!
You can be Rat-Robin if you want ;)

Are you sure you want me to be the WonderMouse? ;)

(oi, e si scrive "historically", cazzarola, mi tocca fare il grammar nazi con te...)
Risottia
10-02-2009, 23:32
Does she specify if we add butter to it even when we won't use it right away?

That would be an awesome error.
Rambhutan
10-02-2009, 23:33
Does she specify if we add butter to it even when we won't use it right away?

If you are planning to freeze it. I tend to think it would be better to leave the butter out, though I usually trust her recipes completely.
Andaluciae
10-02-2009, 23:33
When the likelihood of subzero temperatures is lessened, I tend to grow fresh basil in my backyard garden for the purposes of making mindsplittingly fresh pesto :)
Velka Morava
10-02-2009, 23:33
I'm puzzled...
Carried by the debate about pesto I looked up the DOP.
It says that there should be walnuts...
Rambhutan
10-02-2009, 23:36
I found a web version of the recipe she gives
http://chris.shenton.org/recipes/Italian/pesto-marcella-hazan.txt
it say freeze it before adding the butter and cheese, my mistake.
Risottia
10-02-2009, 23:38
I'm puzzled...
Carried by the debate about pesto I looked up the DOP.
It says that there should be walnuts...

AYEEE!!!
This is just a trick to include into the DOP denomination industrial pesto - walnuts are a lot cheaper than pine nuts.

All hail pine nuts.:hail:
Velka Morava
10-02-2009, 23:42
Are you sure you want me to be the WonderMouse? ;)

Sure, you being "the sfigato" will prevent you from success in overthrowing the RatMan!

(oi, e si scrive "historically", cazzarola, mi tocca fare il grammar nazi con te...)

Lenny's sick (what news...), I'm up since 6:00, I worked all day, did some politics, I'm correcting another of mother's texts for the Bagnoli catalogue, etc, etc... Allow me some slips in english, plz!

Anyway, back on topic...

Do we tell LG about the Gnocchi alla romana? Or the Risotto al gorgonzola?
Gift-of-god
10-02-2009, 23:42
Yeah. Pine nuts are definitive. Walnuts are a heresy.
Hydesland
10-02-2009, 23:44
I think I just had Pesto, just now, not sure (I didn't cook it, can't remember what Pesto tastes like).
Velka Morava
10-02-2009, 23:48
AYEEE!!!
This is just a trick to include into the DOP denomination industrial pesto - walnuts are a lot cheaper than pine nuts.

All hail pine nuts.:hail:

Look by yourself:
http://www.mangiareinliguria.it/consorziopestogenovese/pestogenovese.php

Oh and the pecorino dilemma is solved by the official recepee by allowing any pecorino (romano, toscano, sardo or siciliano) as long as it's DOP.
Velka Morava
11-02-2009, 00:38
I found a web version of the recipe she gives
http://chris.shenton.org/recipes/Italian/pesto-marcella-hazan.txt
it say freeze it before adding the butter and cheese, my mistake.

This is wrong on many levels starting with the choice of pasta and ending with the butter. The recipe I posted is the official one published by the Protected Origin Denomination DOP consortium.

GoG the walnut discussion is not so idle as it might seem, in Italy we have the "one and only correct recipe" for almost anything varying every 5Km. I have herad myself at least 6-7 recipes for the "Paniscia" and every one of them were the "right" one so I'm pretty much open to novel ideas.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-02-2009, 00:54
LG, you have italians (true ones, not the ones from NYC) on NSG... Ask

We supposed you lived on tacos, I guess...

The traditional recepee for pesto requires Pecorino DOP (Romano, not Sardo) cheese along with the Parmiggiano Reggiano.

Also, what kind of pasta have you used it on? You should use either linguine or tagliolini. And together with the pasta you should cook potatoes and green beans.

Welcome in the wider world of italian regional cuisine. And there's 20 regions in Italy ;)

It was indeed linguini. But he served it with peas.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-02-2009, 00:56
I'm puzzled...
Carried by the debate about pesto I looked up the DOP.
It says that there should be walnuts...

walnuts are less expensive than pine nuts and have a similar consistency.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-02-2009, 00:57
Sure, you being "the sfigato" will prevent you from success in overthrowing the RatMan!



Lenny's sick (what news...), I'm up since 6:00, I worked all day, did some politics, I'm correcting another of mother's texts for the Bagnoli catalogue, etc, etc... Allow me some slips in english, plz!

Anyway, back on topic...

Do we tell LG about the Gnocchi alla romana? Or the Risotto al gorgonzola?

*takes notes*
Anti-Social Darwinism
11-02-2009, 00:58
Damn you all. I just got back from the store. I was going to pick up basics like oranges, sugar, tea. I just blew in excess of $30 on pine nuts, fresh basil, pecorino Romano, Parmagianno Regianno, extra virgin olive oil and fresh linguini. Damn you, LG.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-02-2009, 01:02
Damn you all. I just got back from the store. I was going to pick up basics like oranges, sugar, tea. I just blew in excess of $30 on pine nuts, fresh basil, pecorino Romano, Parmagianno Regianno, extra virgin olive oil and fresh linguini. Damn you, LG.

Good thing I bought stock. :D
greed and death
11-02-2009, 01:06
I tried pasta with fresh pesto for the first time yesterday.

First thing I'd like to do is gather up everyone who has ever tried it, especially those that have it on a fairly regular basis and/or make their own and put them in a room barely large enough to hold them all with about a 3:1 attack weasel per person ratio.

My god! The moment it was mixed into the still hot pasta it was like my nostrils were dancing! Once I tasted it, my mouth joined in. Why the fuck did nobody tell me about this stuff?!? :mad:


It is because i have a monopoly on the world's pesto supply and raw materials.
Cash was sufficient for the first dose. to keep your fix going longer i require one of your teenage daughters be turned over to me.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-02-2009, 01:07
It is because i have a monopoly on the world's pesto supply and raw materials.
Cash was sufficient for the first dose. to keep your fix going longer i require one of your teenage daughters be turned over to me.

:eek: Guess it's time to break out the frozen wigglies!
Muravyets
11-02-2009, 01:22
walnuts are less expensive than pine nuts and have a similar consistency.
No, they don't. Pine nuts have a denser consistency than walnuts. They also have a very different flavor.

Pesto is a food of the gods. Freezing it in ice cube trays is best for portion control.

Try it also over meat such as chicken or pork, with eggs, swirled into a tomato sauce, swirled into various soups, with potatoes, baked acorn squash, or mushrooms, and on toast or pizza.

Congratulations on a terrific food experience. :D
Zombie PotatoHeads
11-02-2009, 01:36
make some coriander pesto. That's the shit.
Gun Manufacturers
11-02-2009, 04:44
Pesto? Pesto's ok I guess, although not my favorite.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3238/2349117046_44b1fcbff8.jpg?v=0
Anti-Social Darwinism
11-02-2009, 05:14
Ok, made homemade pesto for the first time ever. The recipe called for 2 cups of basil, packed. I only had about a quarter cup. Then I realized, dumb me, that I'm only cooking for one and pesto oxidizes if not used and eaten immediately. So I adjusted everything accordingly. It was killer. I'll definitely do it again - easy (not as easy as buying premade pesto - but oh, so much better) and wonderful. Just expensive as Hell. LG, I don't know whether to kiss you :fluffle: or hit you.

Of course, I now have a year's supply of Pecorino Romano and Parmagianno Reggianno - whatever on Earth will I do?
Ryadn
11-02-2009, 05:19
Duuuude. You never had fresh pesto? I want to give you a hug. I'm so sorry it took so many years!
greed and death
11-02-2009, 05:22
hey why dnt we post our pest recipes
Anti-Social Darwinism
11-02-2009, 05:27
hey why dnt we post our pest recipes

My pest recipe involves a large, elderly tomcat.

My pesto recipe is simple

Basil
Pine nuts
Pecorina Romano
Parmagianno Reggiano
Olive Oil
garlic

For one person

1/4 cup Basil
2 tbsp grated Pecorino Romano
2 tbsp grated Parmagianno Reggiano
handful of pine nuts
garlic to taste (for one person either garlic powder or a small clove)

Put it all in your food processor and pulse. Add olive oil a little at a time until the consistency is right.

Put the whole mass on top of hot pasta and mix.

Eat.

Die and go to heaven.
Anti-Social Darwinism
11-02-2009, 05:29
Duuuude. You never had fresh pesto? I want to give you a hug. I'm so sorry it took so many years!

Amazingly, when I lived in SoCal, I could only find the ingredients in very expensive specialty shops (of course, I didn't go into L.A. - who would). It was easier to buy premade pesto.

Here in Colorado Springs, there's a Whole Foods Market not two miles from me where it's all available under one roof and at reasonable (relatively) prices.
Galloism
11-02-2009, 05:29
hey why dnt we post our pest recipes

Mine involves about a half dozen mosquitos and a contaminated water pond. They lay their eggs in the pond, and in a few days they hatch. Presto! You have thousands (or millions) of pests.
Ryadn
11-02-2009, 05:49
Amazingly, when I lived in SoCal, I could only find the ingredients in very expensive specialty shops (of course, I didn't go into L.A. - who would). It was easier to buy premade pesto.

Here in Colorado Springs, there's a Whole Foods Market not two miles from me where it's all available under one roof and at reasonable (relatively) prices.

Weird. It's not hard at all to find fresh basil and pine nuts. You don't have to go to Whole Foods for it here (although there is one fairly nearby).
Anti-Social Darwinism
11-02-2009, 05:50
Weird. It's not hard at all to find fresh basil and pine nuts. You don't have to go to Whole Foods for it here (although there is one fairly nearby).

The Bay Area is civilized, SoCal, at least the part I was in, isn't.
Ryadn
11-02-2009, 05:51
The Bay Area is civilized, SoCal, at least the part I was in, isn't.

True. I suppose we can't expect all of SoCal to be civilized--god knows Redding isn't. :p
Indri
11-02-2009, 07:34
Why the fuck did nobody tell me about this stuff?!? :mad:
I'm sure it's been said before but you never asked.
Anti-Social Darwinism
11-02-2009, 07:44
I'm sure it's been said before but you never asked.

Apparently, for all his erudtion and sophistication, LG has never watched the Food Network.
Boonytopia
11-02-2009, 08:29
I'm suprised that you've never had it before and that others have never heard of it.

I eat it regularly, it's delish.
Velka Morava
11-02-2009, 12:20
*takes notes*

Do you like Gorgonzola cheese? Do you like rice? Stay tuned ;)
Lunatic Goofballs
11-02-2009, 14:38
Ok, made homemade pesto for the first time ever. The recipe called for 2 cups of basil, packed. I only had about a quarter cup. Then I realized, dumb me, that I'm only cooking for one and pesto oxidizes if not used and eaten immediately. So I adjusted everything accordingly. It was killer. I'll definitely do it again - easy (not as easy as buying premade pesto - but oh, so much better) and wonderful. Just expensive as Hell. LG, I don't know whether to kiss you :fluffle: or hit you.

Of course, I now have a year's supply of Pecorino Romano and Parmagianno Reggianno - whatever on Earth will I do?

http://www.aerogardenstore.com/promotion/index.php?promoName=catalog&pageName=product&viewProduct=0512-00Z

:)
Lunatic Goofballs
11-02-2009, 14:51
Pesto? Pesto's ok I guess, although not my favorite.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3238/2349117046_44b1fcbff8.jpg?v=0

Yay! :D
Gift-of-god
11-02-2009, 15:08
This is wrong on many levels starting with the choice of pasta and ending with the butter. The recipe I posted is the official one published by the Protected Origin Denomination DOP consortium.

GoG the walnut discussion is not so idle as it might seem, in Italy we have the "one and only correct recipe" for almost anything varying every 5Km. I have herad myself at least 6-7 recipes for the "Paniscia" and every one of them were the "right" one so I'm pretty much open to novel ideas.

1. She doesn't mention which pasta she uses.
2. She only adds the butter to the pesto when adding it to the pasta. I've seen many Italian cooks do this, but I will concede that it is a matter of taste rather than authenticity.

Obvioulsy, due to Italian regionalism, all you paisanos will have different recipes which are jealously regarded as being the right ones while your neighbours eat some sort of secondary recipe that dimply reflects the actual recipe of your region which, of course, is the one that your departed grandmother is making for Jesus in Heaven as we speak. Amen.
Velka Morava
11-02-2009, 16:31
1. She doesn't mention which pasta she uses.
2. She only adds the butter to the pesto when adding it to the pasta. I've seen many Italian cooks do this, but I will concede that it is a matter of taste rather than authenticity.

1. the recipe does.
2. she adds softened butter to the pesto before using it on the pasta, this is just to make things more complicated and more prone to catastrophe.

Obvioulsy, due to Italian regionalism, all you paisanos will have different recipes which are jealously regarded as being the right ones while your neighbours eat some sort of secondary recipe that dimply reflects the actual recipe of your region which, of course, is the one that your departed grandmother is making for Jesus in Heaven as we speak. Amen.

You might, really just might, be starting to understand the truths of italian cooking ;)
Keep in mind that often the differences are dictated by so localized ingedients that you cannot get them outside a particular area.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-02-2009, 21:32
It also reminds me somewhat of recaito which is another fragrant herbal/olive oil concoction, but pesto seems to be a lot more powerful. *nod*
German Nightmare
11-02-2009, 21:55
Now, to the big question: Was it green or red pesto?

LG, I'm glad you're not missing out anymore. (Yet I'm amazed you've managed to ignore pesto so far!)
Nanatsu no Tsuki
12-02-2009, 00:36
What is pesto?

Pesto is a sauce originating in Genoa in the Liguria region of northern Italy (pesto alla genovese). The name is the contracted past participle of pestâ ("to pound, to crush", from the same Latin root as the English word pestle), in reference to the sauce's crushed herbs and garlic.
Tmutarakhan
12-02-2009, 00:58
I tried pasta with fresh pesto for the first time yesterday.
Just make sure you don't mix pasta and pesto with antipasto. That converts them all into gamma rays, causing a massive explosion.
Kirav
12-02-2009, 00:58
Pesto is incredible. Being an Italian-American, I had the privilege of growing up on the stuff.
Lunatic Goofballs
12-02-2009, 01:27
Just make sure you don't mix pasta and pesto with antipasto. That converts them all into gamma rays, causing a massive explosion.

Ooh! *plots*
Zombie PotatoHeads
12-02-2009, 01:33
Pesto is incredible. Being an Italian-American, I had the privilege of growing up on the stuff.
didn't that make for awfully sticky feet?
Anti-Social Darwinism
12-02-2009, 01:46
didn't that make for awfully sticky feet?

Not really, kinda cheesy though.
Lunatic Goofballs
12-02-2009, 05:59
My basil 7 days after planting:

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/basilw1.JPG

Aren't they cute?
Anti-Social Darwinism
12-02-2009, 07:46
My basil 7 days after planting:

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/basilw1.JPG

Aren't they cute?

Aw. Baby basils.
WC Imperial Court
12-02-2009, 08:47
I tried pasta with fresh pesto for the first time yesterday.

First thing I'd like to do is gather up everyone who has ever tried it, especially those that have it on a fairly regular basis and/or make their own and put them in a room barely large enough to hold them all with about a 3:1 attack weasel per person ratio.

My god! The moment it was mixed into the still hot pasta it was like my nostrils were dancing! Once I tasted it, my mouth joined in. Why the fuck did nobody tell me about this stuff?!? :mad:

It just isn't right. When you have such superconcentrated awesomeness at your disposal, not sharing it is a sin. I asked Jesus and after a nose and mouthful, He agreed with me. Jesus wants to slap you all.

Well, I won't fall into that trap. I'm officially telling you: Try pesto. You'll love it. As for me, what triggered this pesto interest was the fact that I'm growing Genovese Basil in my Aerogarden and it is the standard pestoing basil so I sought out someone who knew more about it and he made some for me. The only thing that kept me from tackling him and wedgieing him into oblivion was the fact that he still had the recipe in his head. I am alreadfy researching recipes with an eye toward low fat versions. *nod*

I never knew there were people who didn't know about pesto.

Especially you, oh connoisseur of fine foods such as tacos.

Do you know about Penne ala Vodka? It's one of my all time favorite dishes.

Also:
Hungarian Goulash
Chicken Paprikash
Enchiladas a la Smunk
Daddy Cookies
Chilli
Lunatic Goofballs
12-02-2009, 20:52
Aw. Baby basils.

And I have proven wrong everybody who once told me that I destroy everything I touch.

...of course I will eventually chop them up and eat them(the basils that is).
Hotwife
12-02-2009, 20:53
Does Pesto go with Atlas Shrugged?
Lunatic Goofballs
12-02-2009, 21:12
Does Pesto go with Atlas Shrugged?

I suppose if you use enough of it.
WC Imperial Court
12-02-2009, 21:26
And I have proven wrong everybody who once told me that I destroy everything I touch.

...of course I will eventually chop them up and eat them(the basils that is).

This will not so much be destroying them as sacrificing them for the greater good.
Anti-Social Darwinism
12-02-2009, 23:07
Does Pesto go with Atlas Shrugged?

Pesto goes with almost anything - except possibly ice cream and apple pie.

That eminent Russian-American philospher and culinary genius, Ayn Rand, probably had Pesto with Joh Galt.
Carrick Anam
13-02-2009, 00:14
Jim brought pesto to my attention, we have had both red and green pesto. the red has tomatoes in it apparently. We cheat and get the stuff already mixed in the jars at the store. It has the olive oil, basil, garlic, and cheese in it. I like to mix it with chicken breast chunks, broccoli, pea pods, red onions, cauliflower, carrots and spaghetti or whatever pasta we have. He eats it on anything.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-02-2009, 03:26
I haven't tried the red stuff yet. I suppose some people might be put off by green goo, but I'm not. :)
German Nightmare
13-02-2009, 03:42
I haven't tried the red stuff yet. I suppose some people might be put off by green goo, but I'm not. :)
If you like dried tomatoes, you should definitely give it a try. It's also wonderful.

And hooray for your green thumb. (I just hope you have the patience to let the basil grow some more before all you can make is a thimble full of pesto)
Lunatic Goofballs
13-02-2009, 03:47
If you like dried tomatoes, you should definitely give it a try. It's also wonderful.

And hooray for your green thumb. (I just hope you have the patience to let the basil grow some more before all you can make is a thimble full of pesto)

...so you're saying I should put the scissors down?