NationStates Jolt Archive


Suspect wanted in disappearance case!

Galloism
10-02-2009, 00:08
If you see this man, please please call the sheriff's office tip line at (503) 261-2847.

Here's a sketch of the suspect:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9701/090208strangersketchue2.jpg

The complete article is here. (http://www.katu.com/news/39290697.html)

The couple's son told KATU Sunday his parents are very caring and trusting people and they were meeting someone his father had recently befriended, but he declined to say more.

The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office on Sunday evening released two sketches based on descriptions given by Lynn Stomps.

One was of an acquaintance of Gerald Stomps that she knew only as "Dave," who was described by authorities as a "person of interest" in the case. The sheriff's office said he is white, in his 40s, about 5 feet 8 inches tall with a medium build.

Investigators were searching for his gold-colored, newer model GMC or Chevrolet pickup with an extended cab and no canopy.

The second sketch was of a stranger who was described as a suspect in the case. Authorities described him only as a white man of undetermined age, about 6 feet tall with a stocky build.
Gravlen
10-02-2009, 00:11
I think I saw him near this horse...

http://gfx.api.no/image-versions/www.glomdalen.no/m/02377/1232647814000_smuglertatt_2377902m.jpg
JuNii
10-02-2009, 00:13
you can always tell the trustworthyness of a person my looking into their eyes.

I seriously doubt he'll be confessing to anything...
Tmutarakhan
10-02-2009, 00:14
"Investigators were searching for his gold-colored, newer model GMC or Chevrolet pickup ": this guy drives???
Dumb Ideologies
10-02-2009, 00:15
The suspect is of below average intelligence. I can tell this by the blank look he is giving me in that picture
Call to power
10-02-2009, 00:16
I've always wanted to pull the prank where we all start disappearing one by one just to fuck with them.

he needs to comb that hair
Holy Cheese and Shoes
10-02-2009, 00:17
I'm willing to bet the moustache is a disguise, and the hair may be a wig.

Remove them, and you'll see what he really looks like!
Wilgrove
10-02-2009, 00:36
My caption for the sketch.

The aliens first attempt to blend into society failed on so many fronts.
Rambhutan
10-02-2009, 00:40
Isn't that Burt Reynold's toupee?
Call to power
10-02-2009, 00:40
My caption for the sketch.

whats weird is if you look real close you can see four eyes :eek2:
Wilgrove
10-02-2009, 00:41
whats weird is if you look real close you can see four eyes :eek2:

You can also see the nostrils with no nose near the mustache! :eek2:
GOBAMAWIN
10-02-2009, 00:43
Did the newspaper run out of black ink? Things are getting bad. . . .
Call to power
10-02-2009, 00:44
You can also see the nostrils with no nose near the mustache! :eek2:

mindfuck: stare into the centre and you will see a face
Zombie PotatoHeads
10-02-2009, 01:42
just wait for him to starve to death. Guy's got no mouth after all.
JuNii
10-02-2009, 01:44
I think that everyone's in agreement that he's got nothing between his ears!
Trostia
10-02-2009, 01:59
He has a dictator mustache, and it's too short for Hitler's and there's no beard, so it's Stalin.

I always knew he was no good.
Wilgrove
10-02-2009, 02:33
It could also be Mario! I knew that Plumber was up to no good!
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-02-2009, 03:16
just wait for him to starve to death. Guy's got no mouth after all.
I'm pretty sure that someone with a face like that is legally required to have mouths in the palms of his hands, eyeballs on his fingertips, and nostril holes in place of his nipples.
German Nightmare
10-02-2009, 03:23
Isn't that Burt Reynold's toupee?
The jaw line and mustache are a perfect match as well.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Burt.jpg

I knew he was The Bandit - didn't know he was the bandit!!!
Galloism
10-02-2009, 03:25
The jaw line and mustache are a perfect match as well.

<snippity>

I knew he was The Bandit - didn't know he was the bandit!!!

You're disturbing on so many levels.
German Nightmare
10-02-2009, 03:32
You're disturbing on so many levels.
Thank you.

You know, you can always tell me when you feel a disturbance in the force.
Wilgrove
10-02-2009, 04:02
The jaw line and mustache are a perfect match as well.
I knew he was The Bandit - didn't know he was the bandit!!!


I have just been mind fucked....good job sir.
German Nightmare
10-02-2009, 04:06
I have just been mind fucked....good job sir.
You're welcome. And thanks.
SaintB
10-02-2009, 11:22
I think he's also wanted for the disappearance of a face...
Skip rat
10-02-2009, 12:42
Try adding some headwear and you could be looking for the entire Village People line up

...leather cap
...Indian head dress
...hard hat
etc