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So I got this text message the other day saying "Wat up" from the same area code as me (which is odd because I go to school outside of that area code, so few people I know have that code). I responded with "Who's this?" I deleted the texts (for good reason, as you will see) but I'll try to relay the conversation as best I can.

"im cory whos this?"
"[name]"
"oh. send me a pic of ur dick"

At this point a number of options became available to me. I considered. And proceeded to do an unfiltered google image search of "penis"

"[ugly limp penis pic]"
"get it hard"

[BLARGLES??????! I thought he was just trying to fuck with me!]

"Send me a pic of yours first" [shudder]
"Ok but get urs hard"

Here I enlisted the help of my gay friend, Ben, via AIM, as Ben likes looking at random internet penises and I don't. He found a "nice" picture of a dribbly penis...I'm sure none of you want the details...

"[penis pic]" [From him...quickly deleted. His? Don't know, don't care.]
"[dribbly penis]" [From me]
"is this a joke?"
"What? It's really me!"
"bye"
"Hey, I got it all hard just for you and you leave like that? Blue balls hurt!"
"man ur gay. bye"
"Only for you ;)"

Disturbing? Odd? I don't know. I set out to fuck with a guy, and I think he fucked with me back, but if it was a war of mind-fucks, I won. Except with no actual fucking involved, thank God.

Several hours later I got a random text-chain-letter from someone (something about sharing God's message...I dunno). Turned out it was my cousin in Atlanta, dunno how she got my number (probably Facebook), and she was just randomly passing the message along for no apparent reason. As it happens, she accidentally punched in a wrong number and got a guy asking about her: She told him she was 21 from Houston. I said she should have gone with 12 year old jewish canadian secretly living with her 33 year old mexican boyfriend.

...your mobile phone works by area code?

anyone else constantly get those texts "this is my new number"?

Probably the funniest fucking thing ever.

I lol'd. :D

Nicely done.

Something similar happened to me once. Somehow Nanatsu got my cell number.

Something similar happened to me once. Somehow Nanatsu got my cell number.

You are such an idiot.

You are such an idiot.

I resemble that remark.

I resemble that remark.

Yes, you do.

Something similar happened to me once. Somehow Nanatsu got my cell number.

Same with me, but it was Andaras. He wanted to Lead my Revolution until next October. *Shudders*

Yes, you do.

I'm just a poor innocent southern boy - don't know my right hand from my left.

phone messages by area code?

I don't reply to texts from people I don't know. Not sure why you would.

I don't reply to texts from people I don't know. Not sure why you would.
Probably because it leads to hilarious situations like this one.

*notes down to lookup random NS'ers facebooks and send them texts at half 4 in the morning*

*notes down to lookup random NS'ers facebooks and send them texts at half 4 in the morning*

So at 2am then? I'm usually still up at 2am. That's no problem.

so at 2am then? I'm usually still up at 2am. That's no problem.

4:30 =/= 2:00

4:30 =/= 2:00

Well he said it was going to be at half four in the morning. Half of four is two.

I'm just a poor innocent southern boy - don't know my right hand from my left.

Right.

Right.

*looks left*

Damn! Got them mixed up again!

Probably because it leads to hilarious situations like this one.

That's how social engineering works

*looks left*

Damn! Got them mixed up again!

Qué jilipoyas. Y pensar que...

Qué jilipoyas. Y pensar que...

I don't know what that particular word means.

I don't know what that particular word means.

You don't need to, esteemed sir.

I don't know what that particular word means.

I am guessing 'assholes'

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jilipoya

Just so everyone understands one another. The best words are the ones I get to define using UrbanDictionary.

You don't need to, esteemed sir.

I'm so lost. :(

I'm so lost. :(

VirginiaCooper had the kindness of giving you a link to the definition of the word. Click on it.:wink:

I get texts from somebody who thinks that I am "Gary". He and Gary are in a fantasy baseball league, so the texts are usually "ur team sux!" or "come to hooters on 12 mile thurs"

I never gotten any weird texts. :(

VirginiaCooper had the kindness of giving you a link to the definition of the word. Click on it.:wink:

You called me silly.

Thanks.

You called me silly.

Thanks.

You're most welcome.


Capullo.

You're most welcome.


Capullo.

That one wasn't so nice!

That one wasn't so nice!

I am having a friendly, mock-argument with Galloism. If he feels I have, in any way, disrespected him, I'm sure he will bring all the might of the force-choke to bare on me.

"man ur gay. bye"


Haha, this coming from a guy who just asked you to send him a picture of your dick!

I am having a friendly, mock-argument with Galloism. If he feels I have, in any way, disrespected him, I'm sure he will bring all the might of the force-choke to bare on me.

Maybe later. Elmo is still holding out on the location of the Muppet ambassadors.

Maybe later. Elmo is still holding out on the location of the Muppet ambassadors.

Right. And I will, in turn, cringe in mock-terror.:wink:

I once got a text from a friend asking, "Would you rather have a bucket glued to your hand or foot for a year?".

No context. No previous texts. Just that, while I sat at a family gathering and laughed at such an awesome question.

I once got a text from a friend asking, "Would you rather have a bucket glued to your hand or foot for a year?".

No context. No previous texts. Just that, while I sat at a family gathering and laughed at such an awesome question.

That is fascinating...

How big of a bucket?
Which side of the hand?
What part of the foot?

These are all important.

That is fascinating...

How big of a bucket?
Which side of the hand?
What part of the foot?

These are all important.

Especially because Darth Elmo has a bucket for a head.:tongue:

Especially because Darth Elmo has a bucket for a head.:tongue:

Comes in handy when I'm playing with the grandkids. My daughter didn't raise her children properly, and they're always hitting people.

Thankfully, due to the armored suit and steel arms and legs, it doesn't hurt when they do it.

Comes in handy when I'm playing with the grandkids. My daughter didn't raise her children properly, and they're always hitting people.

Thankfully, due to the armored suit and steel arms and legs, it doesn't hurt when they do it.

But it maybe hurts them when you counter-attack. :p

But it maybe hurts them when you counter-attack. :p

Oh no no.... I would never hit them with my steel limbs. That would be just cruel.

I tickle them with the force. Bet Sidious never taught you that one!

Oh no no.... I would never hit them with my steel limbs. That would be just cruel.

I tickle them with the force. Bet Sidious never taught you that one!

I am Sidious's bastard daughter. Thanks for bringing that up and scarring me more emotionally than what I already am.:(

I am Sidious's bastard daughter. Thanks for bringing that up and scarring me more emotionally than what I already am.:(

Holy cow...

Sidious actually had sex? That face is so bad I think only VKZ's mom would actually...

Holy cow, VKZ is your half-brother?

Holy cow...

Sidious actually had sex? That face is so bad I think only VKZ's mom would actually...

Holy cow, VKZ is your half-brother?

*jumps on Galloism and covers mouth with paws*
Shhhhhhh! Don't vent my secrets and family sins so freely.:mad:

That is fascinating...

How big of a bucket?
Which side of the hand?
What part of the foot?

These are all important.

I think I replied with something of a 'Buh?!?'. I think you got to choose where it got stuck, though it would basically cover the appendage up. I chose foot, hands are too important, and it's not like I have to walk every day... :wink:

Holy cow...

Sidious actually had sex? That face is so bad I think only VKZ's mom would actually...

Holy cow, VKZ is your half-brother?

Shush you. :mad:

*Shoots*

Shush you. :mad:

*Shoots*

I knew you'd like that. :p

phone messages by area code?

That's what I was wondering. But then the story kind of confused me anyway. I got the genrral gist but I am hazy on he details.

So I got this text message the other day saying "Wat up" from the same area code as me (which is odd because I go to school outside of that area code, so few people I know have that code). I responded with "Who's this?" I deleted the texts (for good reason, as you will see) but I'll try to relay the conversation as best I can.


dont ever do that again.

if this person is under 18 you just committed a crime. a crime that chris hansen or some other pedophile hunter could make your life miserable with.

unlikely to come back on you? yup. impossible? nope.

I just got one that says 82032671

What is that? A secret bank account in the Cayman islands? Tonight's winning lottery numbers, both?

I just got one that says 82032671

What is that? A secret bank account in the Cayman islands? Tonight's winning lottery numbers, both?
Someone's Social Security number, perhaps?

Haha, this coming from a guy who just asked you to send him a picture of your dick!

Yes. That would be the point. Part of it, anyways.

dont ever do that again.

if this person is under 18 you just committed a crime. a crime that chris hansen or some other pedophile hunter could make your life miserable with.

unlikely to come back on you? yup. impossible? nope.

How was that a crime?
1) I suspect that wasn't really his penis (I googled the pic I used, what's to say Cory didn't?)
2) I deleted the whole text message immediately (and all of them eventually), mostly because I didn't want a strange person's penis on my phone (or any penises, really)
3) I did not know or have any reason to suspect the person was under the age of 18 (as you can't really tell a person's age by their penis unless they're ridiculously young or ridiculously old), and such arguments have been used to clear guys who pick up girls in a bar (if she's in a bar, and she looks 18, and she says she's 18, and you wouldn't've if you had known she wasn't 18...)

I get texts from somebody who thinks that I am "Gary". He and Gary are in a fantasy baseball league, so the texts are usually "ur team sux!" or "come to hooters on 12 mile thurs"

You should mess with him. I vote that you should start hitting on him. Or google a picture of a penis and send that?

I just got one that says 82032671

What is that? A secret bank account in the Cayman islands? Tonight's winning lottery numbers, both?

Doesn't that 1337 to the well known word "BZOEZGTI"?

Yes. That would be the point. Part of it, anyways.



How was that a crime?
1) I suspect that wasn't really his penis (I googled the pic I used, what's to say Cory didn't?)
2) I deleted the whole text message immediately (and all of them eventually), mostly because I didn't want a strange person's penis on my phone (or any penises, really)
3) I did not know or have any reason to suspect the person was under the age of 18 (as you can't really tell a person's age by their penis unless they're ridiculously young or ridiculously old), and such arguments have been used to clear guys who pick up girls in a bar (if she's in a bar, and she looks 18, and she says she's 18, and you wouldn't've if you had known she wasn't 18...)



You should mess with him. I vote that you should start hitting on him. Or google a picture of a penis and send that?
if you sent porn to a minor its a crime.

if he sent you a pic of his own penis, you both committed a crime.


when you get involved with the "we must protect the children" nutcases it doesnt matter that you didnt know, that you had no way to know, that you didnt initiate it, that you were just goofing. they can ruin your life.

sure you might not end up in prison or on the sex offender list but it sucks almost as much to have to defend yourself in court and to have your name put in the newspaper as being charged with a sex offense. that would come up every time someone googles your name. forever.

im not saying that you are in big trouble today. likelihood is that it will never come back on you in any way. im saying DONT DO IT AGAIN. the risks arent worth it.

3) I did not know or have any reason to suspect the person was under the age of 18 (as you can't really tell a person's age by their penis unless they're ridiculously young or ridiculously old), and such arguments have been used to clear guys who pick up girls in a bar (if she's in a bar, and she looks 18, and she says she's 18, and you wouldn't've if you had known she wasn't 18...)
This guy never said he was over 18, though. He just texted a random person and started asking for penis pictures.
Also, the bar scenario is a special case. I think most bars are supposed to card you when you come in, so theoretically everyone who got through the door is over 18. Cell phones aren't so exclusive.

if you sent porn to a minor its a crime.

if he sent you a pic of his own penis, you both committed a crime.


when you get involved with the "we must protect the children" nutcases it doesnt matter that you didnt know, that you had no way to know, that you didnt initiate it, that you were just goofing. they can ruin your life.

sure you might not end up in prison or on the sex offender list but it sucks almost as much to have to defend yourself in court and to have your name put in the newspaper as being charged with a sex offense. that would come up every time someone googles your name. forever.

im not saying that you are in big trouble today. likelihood is that it will never come back on you in any way. im saying DONT DO IT AGAIN. the risks arent worth it.

This guy never said he was over 18, though. He just texted a random person and started asking for penis pictures.
Also, the bar scenario is a special case. I think most bars are supposed to card you when you come in, so theoretically everyone who got through the door is over 18. Cell phones aren't so exclusive.

I really think if this ever actually went to court the judge would throw it out while having a fit of laughter.

I really think if this ever actually went to court the judge would throw it out while having a fit of laughter.
maybe.

in the meantime your name has been in the paper as the guy who was arrested for child porn or wireless pedophilia. and it still comes up every time someone googles your name. and you still have to pay your lawyer.

maybe.

in the meantime your name has been in the paper as the guy who was arrested for child porn or wireless pedophilia. and it still comes up every time someone googles your name. and you still have to pay your lawyer.

I think you're making a bigger deal out of this than it is.

I think you're making a bigger deal out of this than it is.
all im saying is

DONT DO IT AGAIN

youre an adult now. the penalties are different. the way you are viewed by authorities are different. and those who go after "internet predators" (or wireless predators) are kinda crazy when it comes to what they consider crimes.

all im saying is

DONT DO IT AGAIN

youre an adult now. the penalties are different. the way you are viewed by authorities are different. and those who go after "internet predators" (or wireless predators) are kinda crazy when it comes to what they consider crimes.

I am an adult (presumably, as I could be lying). So why are you lecturing me as if I'm not? If I do stupid shyte and get in trouble for it, it's my fault and I accept the consequences of my actions.

That said, I can't imagine this happening again, since it was kind of random that it happened the first time.

Someone's Social Security number, perhaps?

Not enough digits... and too many to be a phone number.

Doesn't that 1337 to the well known word "BZOEZGTI"?

That's like the hacker's black mark right?

Probably because it leads to hilarious situations like this one.

Oh really? Lucky you, I just get abusing text when ask who it is. "lmao your gay" seems to be the general idea.:(

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2) I deleted the whole text message immediately (and all of them eventually), mostly because I didn't want a strange person's penis on my phone (or any penises, really)



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Your mobile (cellphone) company hold records of every text you sent so deleting them is not a get out clause

I work in the mobile arena and know just what info they can be legally forced to provide if things turn nasty.

My advise is play safe and delete all unwanted stuff straight away, or better still, report it so it doesn't happen to someone else

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Well done my friend! Thats actually a rather amusing response.

Your mobile (cellphone) company hold records of every text you sent so deleting them is not a get out clause

I work in the mobile arena and know just what info they can be legally forced to provide if things turn nasty.

My advise is play safe and delete all unwanted stuff straight away, or better still, report it so it doesn't happen to someone else

I think you're all taking this way more seriously than any law enforcement institution cares. All of this is predicated on the idea that someone else will care enough to press charges. In fact, the only possible reason I can imagine this person pressing charges is to screw with me, and given that he was stupid enough to ask for a picture of a random person's penis, something tells me he's not going to be smart enough to keep the texts long enough to take this to court.

The truth is, no one cares. Except you. And I really don't think a judge would care, either.

The truth is, no one cares. Except you. And I really don't think a judge would care, either.

Hey, don't get me wrong - I don't care at all. No skin off my nose if anything happens

As for the thread....you started it and I was just posting my thoughts on a public internet forum:p

should sent a picture of Richard Nixon.

should sent a picture of Richard Nixon.

Win.

should sent a picture of Richard Nixon.

I was thinking like, Dick Van Dike.

"I'm sorry judge, I asked for a picture of Moby Dick, not Mobys dick"

Hey, don't get me wrong - I don't care at all. No skin off my nose if anything happens

As for the thread....you started it and I was just posting my thoughts on a public internet forum:p

Like, three people have said similar things. It's all good.

Apparently it was HNF (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14498081&postcount=32) the whole time. Who knew he had such an interest in other people's penises?

So I got a text a few hours ago at work that read "I'm jackin off". Same area code as the first guy, but I have no idea if it's the same guy as I deleted all the texts from the first time.

So I got a text a few hours ago at work that read "I'm jackin off". Same area code as the first guy, but I have no idea if it's the same guy as I deleted all the texts from the first time.

Send one backing saying "To your mum?" or somesuch other hilarious insult.

Send one backing saying "To your mum?" or somesuch other hilarious insult.

I sent back "Fun fun fun until your daddy takes the pig-dithers away."

I sent back "Fun fun fun until your daddy takes the pig-dithers away."

D'you get a reply?

D'you get a reply?

Nope.