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Just asking, if you were god, what would you do?

If I were God (Goddess to be exact) I'd declare to the world that I do not exist and that no one should believe in me. :D

Just asking, if you were god, what would you do?
I'll tell you what I'd do man ... two chicks at the same time, man.

Actually, several of the posters here know.

I'll tell you what I'd do man ... two chicks at the same time, man.


This ^
Actually not as great as some people think.

I don't know what I'd do, because I would work in mysterious ways. :p Maybe I'd play skiball?

I'd declare to the world that I do not exist and that no one should believe in me. :D

Nice :p

Nice :p

Then, in maniacal glee, watch as the world, despite having seen and basked in my presence struggle to grasp the concept, for I embody the wholeness that is something yet is nothing. Then maybe drink from the eternal fountain; it would be the finest milk, and I would bathe in it. :D

Hmm...

This is an interesting question. I must ponder the solution.

Rewrite the Bible. Inspire decent writers this time. And make sure they did their homework and talked to each other so they didnt contradict each other all the time.

Id not waste my time having them write a hundred pages on proper sacrifices and how to appease me. Id also not waste my time telling them who they cant sleep with. Id reveal something useful to them instead. Like how to cure cancer.

I would create a boulder so heavy that I could not lift it.

Then I would lift it.

Then, in maniacal glee, watch as the world, despite having seen and basked in my presence struggle to grasp the concept, for I embody the wholeness that is something yet is nothing. Then maybe drink from the eternal fountain; it would be the finest milk, and I would bathe in it. :D

I would bathe in the finest beer! :D

I actually developed a list. I won't go into it all again, but the first thing I'd do is erase Jerusalem. I'd replace it with a miles-wide gently sloping hill covered with daffodils with the entire former population of the city scattered around the perimeter. Then I would take a month off relaxing on a beach in St Thomas sipping margaritas while the world lost it's mind.

After a nice spell of chaos, I'd carry on with my agenda. *nod*

I'd probably make an asteroid pass so close to earth that they try to send Bruce Willis to kill it, and, at the last second, slightly deflect it so it misses the planet.

I'd do this once a month for a couple centuries until it was accepted as a natural phenomenon, then arrive and declare that I stopped it from happening and they should all worship me.

I would bathe in the finest beer! :D

Pale, red, dark...?

I actually developed a list. I won't go into it all again, but the first thing I'd do is erase Jerusalem. I'd replace it with a miles-wide gently sloping hill covered with daffodils with the entire former population of the city scattered around the perimeter. Then I would take a month off relaxing on a beach in St Thomas sipping margaritas while the world lost it's mind.

After a nice spell of chaos, I'd carry on with my agenda. *nod*

You call that a nice spell of chaos? Please. That'd caught some minor confusion and nothing more. That would not get anyone's attention for long. CNN might pay attention for two days before Paris Hilton does something scandalous involving Brittany Spears.

If I were God (Goddess to be exact) I'd declare to the world that I do not exist and that no one should believe in me. :D

You're female???

Stop time, solve all the world's problems turning it into a utopia where no one is ever sick, wants for anything, or dies unless they just want to for fun.

You're female???

I didn't realise that God had to be male.

If i were god. I would take Avatar human male form.
Have a harem of female teenage sex slaves.
And rule the world with an Iron fist, proclaiming the purpose of life for mankind is to satisfy me and thus earn salvation. anyone who opposes me will get hit by lightning from my fingers.

also alter the gender ratio to 10 females for every male.

Pale, red, dark...?



You call that a nice spell of chaos? Please. That'd caught some minor confusion and nothing more. That would not get anyone's attention for long. CNN might pay attention for two days before Paris Hilton does something scandalous involving Brittany Spears.

That's hot. ;)

That's hot. ;)

Not as hot as the meteor Galloism is sending hurdling toward earth...

Start over and do a better job. ,)

How about wake up hung over and next to an ugly goddess only to take a look at my science project and realize that I am going to fail?

Not as hot as the meteor Galloism is sending hurdling toward earth...

It's going to miss, damn.

It's not like I'm going to wipe out earth - I just want to see if scientists will take that as a normal phenomena after a couple centuries. It will be due to hit earth on the 13th of every month.

Yes, I will make corrections for leap year.

I'd show that damned gravity just whose boss. Too many times I've fallen on my ass, or things have fallen off my desk, or things have fallen on my head, and all because bodies with mass are attracted to one another.
So the first thing I'd do is just get rid of gravity.
The second thing I'd do is feel really embarrassed when every object in the Universe went flying in an infinite number of different directions.

I'd show that damned gravity just whose boss. Too many times I've fallen on my ass, or things have fallen off my desk, or things have fallen on my head, and all because bodies with mass are attracted to one another.
So the first thing I'd do is just get rid of gravity.
The second thing I'd do is feel really embarrassed when every object in the Universe went flying in an infinite number of different directions.

Not if you repeal inertia along with it.

If I were God, the universe would be a complete disaster, my project management skills are close to zero.

...or maybe that means it would all be just the same.

Not if you repeal inertia along with it.
Hm. So the planets stop rotating, one half of Earth is plunged into eternal night, and the other side is never illuminated. Without the Earth's rotation, ocean currents and weather patterns would do... something. Probably bad.
I suppose I could rig up the sun and moon to revolve around the Earth, but what about the aliens?

Hm. So the planets stop rotating, one half of Earth is plunged into eternal night, and the other side is never illuminated. Without the Earth's rotation, ocean currents and weather patterns would do... something. Probably bad.
I suppose I could rig up the sun and moon to revolve around the Earth, but what about the aliens?

Repeal inertia and gravity, and they'll have enough problems they won't bother with earth for a while.

I'd mess with the lives of everyone who gave me trouble at school.

Sample treatment: Give them an attack of tourettes in front of the boss, then make them repeatedly punch themselves in the crotch, and then as a finale have them dance naked and pleasure themselves in front of the entire staff of whatever company they happen to be working for before trying to hump the security guards.

Just asking, if you were god, what would you do?
I am god (just as you are, and you, and him, and her ...)

and I would do what I do: make meaning.

Hmm, one month I would just randomly stop the meteors, and then the same day make earth start to wobble on its axis.

This will spawn the theory that the meteors were stabilizing earth's axis with every close pass, and now that this natural phenomena has ended, earth is going to become a very bad place.

I'd abdicate. The whining, the bitching, the moaning, the fighting - not worth it.

(I think the original, if he/she/it/they exist(s), already has abdicated).

If I were God... Cats would rule us all or... this world wouldn't exist at all.

I'd actually get shit done. I'd go hell and kick Satan's ass then fix everything in the world, unlike that lazy bastard we may or may not have now.

If I were God... Cats would rule us all or... this world wouldn't exist at all.

*ponders what its like to not exist*

Cats already rule this world.

Hmm, one month I would just randomly stop the meteors, and then the same day make earth start to wobble on its axis.

This will spawn the theory that the meteors were stabilizing earth's axis with every close pass, and now that this natural phenomena has ended, earth is going to become a very bad place.
Stop them? Like collect them all and hide them some place, or literally freeze them in place?
I'd abdicate. The whining, the bitching, the moaning, the fighting - not worth it.
As a deity, you wouldn't have to listen. Just plug in some celestial headphones and go on about your daily business of blasting the heretics.

Stop them? Like collect them all and hide them some place, or literally freeze them in place?

Well the latter would be interesting, I really meant stop the meteor activity, ergo - I would stop shooting meteors at earth.

I know, I'd get a smart girlfreind; somethign I aint had in years.

Just asking, if you were god, what would you do?
Hit reset big time.

Yes, y'all'd be in deep trouble. Brimstone and fire. Khorne would look playful and mercyful.

(Hey, what can I say? I doubt that I'll just shed my human fallibilities upon attaining godhood...)

I know, I'd get a smart girlfreind; somethign I aint had in years.

Why not just create your ideal girlfriend. You would be able to make her the right person for you; no effort.

As for me, after resting for a while, I would allow for strange things to happen. If people resort to the logic of "God did it", they would die a slow and painful death while being forced to watch on an infinite loop "Never Gonna Give You Up", and those who allow science to find and answer and accept that the answer is imperfect and doesn't explain everything will live their life unbothered by me, until I felt like it. Then random people would be picked off the ground and placed exactly 12 feet away from where they were.

They would be forced to deny my existence! BWAHAHAHA!

Why not just create your ideal girlfriend. You would be able to make her the right person for you; no effort.

Because with as messed up as I am there is no perfect woman. Anyone who is smart enough to be thier own person and have thier own opinions and willing is to put up with my strange and occasionally random OCDs/sense of humor is good enough.

Aside from that it would violate my whole free will concept to create someone to be perfect for me...

I'd basically bring about the End of Days. :D

I'd constantly show myself, just to let everyone know I was there. And I'd smite people. On a regular basis.:D

Because with as messed up as I am there is no perfect woman. Anyone who is smart enough to be thier own person and have thier own opinions and willing is to put up with my strange and occasionally random OCDs/sense of humor is good enough.

Aside from that it would violate my whole free will concept to create someone to be perfect for me...

Damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Ain't that just the way of things though?

I think what I would do for sure is whipe out anyone who was willfully stupid.

Ain't that just the way of things though?

I think what I would do for sure is whipe out anyone who was willfully stupid.

Now what kind of wilfully stupid are we talking about? The kind that arises from being stoned and will pass or the incurably and insufferable who are unwilling to learn? Elaborate. I need to figure out if this is a good God policy.

I would destroy all human life, then re-introduce, and repopulate all the species that mankind destroyed. I would then re-introduce mankind, and limit their breeding potential to a maximum of 1 billion world wide. Then instill a reverence for the earth like the American Indians have.

I would destroy all human life, then re-introduce, and repopulate all the species that mankind destroyed. I would then re-introduce mankind, and limit their breeding potential to a maximum of 1 billion world wide. Then instill a reverence for the earth like the American Indians have.

So you would take away free will?

Now what kind of wilfully stupid are we talking about? The kind that arises from being stoned and will pass or the incurably and insufferable who are unwilling to learn? Elaborate. I need to figure out if this is a good God policy.

The kind of people that will lock themselves into a single ideal, such as religion, and use it as thier means to understand everything, the kind of people who have great reasoning abilities but are willing to just accept whatever they are told and be a happy tool. The kind of willfully stupid that even though they are fully capable of trying to understand what is going on they refuse to, because in thier messed up ideals they are right about everything no matter what. The Fred Phelps, The Earth was Made in 7 Days, Religious Terrorist, and Nazi kind of stupid.

Not the kind of people who through design or accident are incapable of making these distinctions.

Ain't that just the way of things though?

I think what I would do for sure is whipe out anyone who was willfully stupid.

Why bother? The willfully stupid tend to be Darwin award winners or almost there. Just nudge the dice a bit and you'll see the fatality rate go to 100%.

The kind of people that will lock themselves into a single ideal, such as religion, and use it as thier means to understand everything, the kind of people who have great reasoning abilities but are willing to just accept whatever they are told and be a happy tool. The kind of willfully stupid that even though they are fully capable of trying to understand what is going on they refuse to, because in thier messed up ideals they are right about everything no matter what. The Fred Phelps, The Earth was Made in 7 Days, Religious Terrorist, and Nazi kind of stupid.

Not the kind of people who through design or accident are incapable of making these distinctions.

Oh, so I wasn't the only one who thought of smiting them then. :)

Anyway, after the smiting, I would probably take a vacation. Go to Italy or something, raise up Machiavelli and have a nice chat with him. You know, so I can refresh my administrative skills and all that.

And in 2012 I would send a massive asteroid right at Earth, then make it disappear right before impact just to mess with everyone.

I think I'd let things roll, it'd be pretty cool to see what my creations decide to do, final outcome of every person's life and all their major decisions. Though if I'm all powerful I already know what they would do, so I can start messing around with stuff, killing non-believers, smiting the wicked, or pious as I wish. Promoting certain factions over others, fun.

I think I'd let things roll, it'd be pretty cool to see what my creations decide to do, final outcome of every person's life and all their major decisions. Though if I'm all powerful I already know what they would do, so I can start messing around with stuff, killing non-believers, smiting the wicked, or pious as I wish. Promoting certain factions over others, fun.

Ever played populous?

Ever played populous?

I think so, on super nintendo.

Which was a long time ago, I remember starting with some cavemen and getting up to medieval type guys.

I think so, on super nintendo.

Yep. Populous is exactly what you described. Never before or since was genocide so much fun. Not even Black and White could match how much fun it was.

Yep. Populous is exactly what you described. Never before or since was genocide so much fun. Not even Black and White could match how much fun it was.

*finds rom and emulator*

Stop time, solve all the world's problems turning it into a utopia where no one is ever sick, wants for anything, or dies unless they just want to for fun.

and ofcourse I would make life as we know it be exactly like eve online :)

If i were god... probably be behind the scenes running everthing that ever happend, happens, or will happen... probably try my hand at world domination at some point too. (i mean who's going to stop you your god)

I would create one planet who's inhabitants have free will and one planet who's inhabitants do not have free will. The monitor progress of each and see which would get further.

I'd recreate the human race into a single sex that was asexual, completely negating the age old arguement over which sex has it the worst/best.

Then I'd raise Atlantis back from the depths of the ocean. Afterwards, I'll start to randomly raise and lower the Earth's temperature just to fool around with ecologists.

I would create one planet who's inhabitants have free will and one planet who's inhabitants do not have free will. The monitor progress of each and see which would get further.

I would expect the one without free will would do better since they're acting on the direct orders of God.

Their only failings would be your failings.

I'd recreate the human race into a single sex that was asexual, completely negating the age old arguement over which sex has it the worst/best.

Then I'd raise Atlantis back from the depths of the ocean. Afterwards, I'll start to randomly raise and lower the Earth's temperature just to fool around with ecologists.

Amateur :p

Amateur :p

Ah, I'd also strip Galloism of his connection to the Force.

Ah, I'd also strip Galloism of his connection to the Force.

Damn!

*force chokes ESF, and fails*

Damn!

Damn!

*force chokes ESF, and fails*

Damn!

Who's the amateur now? :p

Who's the amateur now? :p

Can we have wars with other gods? I think a few stars might accidentally supernova in the crossfire. Might make things on earth interesting.This was a plot in Voyager

Can we have wars with other gods? I think a few stars might accidentally supernova in the crossfire. Might make things on earth interesting.This was a plot in Voyager

Only if Orion is left unharmed.

Only if Orion is left unharmed.

I have no problem declaring Orion a neutral zone. However, you and your minions are not allowed to access it for protection, or its neutrality will be compromised.

I have no problem declaring Orion a neutral zone. However, you and your minions are not allowed to access it for protection, or its neutrality will be compromised.

I agree to these terms. Let battle be joined!

The Earth was Made in 7 Days.

I find it incredibly fascinating that you slur creationists for believing that God created the earth in 7 days in the midst of answering a question about what you would do if you were God and had infinite power.

If the common assumption we are making in the context of this thread is that God can pretty much do as He pleases, why is it so shocking that the earth could be created in seven days?

If I were God I wouldn't let people have as much free will to insult me and my followers, and free will to hurt their fellow man. Fortunately, I'm not God, because it would be counterproductive to take away people's free will, as then there would be nothing spectacular about it when people choose to do the right thing.

You say that like Im not.....In fact, I may just have to damn you for your Insolent Heresy....

I find it incredibly fascinating that you slur creationists for believing that God created the earth in 7 days in the midst of answering a question about what you would do if you were God and had infinite power.

If the common assumption we are making in the context of this thread is that God can pretty much do as He pleases, why is it so shocking that the earth could be created in seven days?

If I were God I wouldn't let people have as much free will to insult me and my followers, and free will to hurt their fellow man. Fortunately, I'm not God, because it would be counterproductive to take away people's free will, as then there would be nothing spectacular about it when people choose to do the right thing.

When God him/herself tells me they did it in 7 days I'll beleive them. You can't get every answer from a book written for people with roughly the same education as todays third grade student; the bible is a collection of stories and anectdotes that sort of like Aesop's fables are more or less words to help you live a moral and happy life, not something to be taken litterally.

And the question posed is what would I do if I was god, or at the very least had godlike powers, and that is what I would do; I don't care if its your opinion or not.

And we have our first galactic God-war, within 5 pages.

New record.

I would expect the one without free will would do better since they're acting on the direct orders of God.

Their only failings would be your failings.

True enough. Some say that the sciences would suffer if there was no free will.

The one without free will would likely be more peaceful.

-Snip-

As a deity, you wouldn't have to listen. Just plug in some celestial headphones and go on about your daily business of blasting the heretics.

I'm operating under the assumption that one of the basic laws of being a deity is that you are required to listen to the inane prattle coming from your creation. I would really want to keep all the prerogatives of being a god without all the obligations, and, If that were a viable option, I would, of course take it. I suspect, however, that the laws of deity require an all or nothing commitment, so I abdicate.

I find it incredibly fascinating that you slur creationists for believing that God created the earth in 7 days in the midst of answering a question about what you would do if you were God and had infinite power.

If the common assumption we are making in the context of this thread is that God can pretty much do as He pleases, why is it so shocking that the earth could be created in seven days?



I think you may want to peruse this...http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hypothetical


Maybe note the differences between Conjecture, and Real Life...

I find it incredibly fascinating that you slur creationists for believing that God created the earth in 7 days in the midst of answering a question about what you would do if you were God and had infinite power.

If the common assumption we are making in the context of this thread is that God can pretty much do as He pleases, why is it so shocking that the earth could be created in seven days?

If I were God I wouldn't let people have as much free will to insult me and my followers, and free will to hurt their fellow man. Fortunately, I'm not God, because it would be counterproductive to take away people's free will, as then there would be nothing spectacular about it when people choose to do the right thing.

Would that society you created suffer from the lack of free will?

Would they have progressed as fast as say we did?

Assuming of course you want your follower to progress.

I'd constantly show myself, just to let everyone know I was there. And I'd smite people. On a regular basis.:D
That is very rude.
"Hey, Ted, do you see that hole opening in the sky?"
"You mean the one that has rent the very fabric of existence, revealing the mind-shattering sight of an infinite space that mankind can never hope to comprehend?"
"Yeah, that one."
"I see it... hey, what's that coming through ..."
"I think it's... is God flashing us?"
"Showing himself, you mean? Yes, that would appear to be the case."
"It's funny. I always thought he'd be bigger."
"It does seem like an awful lot of work just for that."
I'm operating under the assumption that one of the basic laws of being a deity is that you are required to listen to the inane prattle coming from your creation. I would really want to keep all the prerogatives of being a god without all the obligations, and, If that were a viable option, I would, of course take it. I suspect, however, that the laws of deity require an all or nothing commitment, so I abdicate.
As a deity, one should be able to rewrite themselves and escape rules. If you're still going to be bound by the deterministic nature of the Universe, why bother having "infinite" power at all?

You're female???

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:p

Just asking, if you were god, what would you do?

Same thing thats happening now. Try to have a family, my creation would fall but i will forever lve them and in the end everything will work out

Oh, and, I don't need to be god. I just need the ability to stop time at my choice. Good times would be happening.

-Snip_

As a deity, one should be able to rewrite themselves and escape rules. If you're still going to be bound by the deterministic nature of the Universe, why bother having "infinite" power at all?

*Smites.*

Manifest myself, and actually bother to explain the reasoning behind the hundreds of commandments in my holy book. Provide people with the underlying reasoning for my ideas of what is right and good, as well as explaining all the seeming inconsistencies (like "thou shall not kill - except in the following 5000 circumstances").

And praise the atheists/agnostics for not just blindly obeying me. Every parent wants their children to grow up after all - and daring to disagree with daddy is a great step in that process.

I'm operating under the assumption that one of the basic laws of being a deity is that you are required to listen to the inane prattle coming from your creation. I would really want to keep all the prerogatives of being a god without all the obligations, and, If that were a viable option, I would, of course take it. I suspect, however, that the laws of deity require an all or nothing commitment, so I abdicate.

My dear ASD, as a God, you take orders from no one. You're the captain and the bridge is at your command. As soon as the plebeians start to prattle, just put them on mute. They would be entitled to whine, snivel, and otherwise bemoan their plight. Yet you would be under no obligation to listen.

My dear ASD, as a God, you take orders from no one. You're the captain and the bridge is at your command. As soon as the plebeians start to prattle, just put them on mute. They would be entitled to whine, snivel, and otherwise bemoan their plight. Yet you would be under no obligation to listen.

Kryo, you would be so scary as a God-dess.:eek2:

Kryo, you would be so scary as a God-dess.:eek2:

Oh? How so?

Oh? How so?

As soon as the plebeians start to prattle, just put them on mute. They would be entitled to whine, snivel, and otherwise bemoan their plight. Yet you would be under no obligation to listen.

^This. *nod*

I would challenge Chuck Norris...

...and lose :(

^This. *nod*

Oh, because I'd just ignore the whining? If that makes me scary, you don't want to know what else I have planned.

Oh, because I'd just ignore the whining? If that makes me scary, you don't want to know what else I have planned.

My esteemed Kryo, you're right. I don't want to know.:tongue:

Umm I think I would tell us all:

'Now kids if you can't play nicely I'll take away that free will.'

If I had the power but not the wisdom, nothing for fear of screwing up. In fact, if possible I think I'd want to un-deify myself.

If I had the wisdom to use my power, I don't know what I'd do, because I'd know far more than I do now.

If I were God?

I'd create a bunch of little gods to place under me and have them do all the work, while I fuck about doing nothing, basically. :p

I'd create a bunch of little gods to place under me and have them do all the work, while I fuck about doing nothing, basically. :p

This actually leads to an interesting point...
Why isn't God bored out of his metaphorical skuil ? He is everywhere, can do anything and knows everything. Where is the challenge ?

Oh, because I'd just ignore the whining? If that makes me scary, you don't want to know what else I have planned.

Intruiging minds want to know!

Intruiging minds want to know!

Whenever someone whines about not having enough of something when they in fact do, their toe nails will turn yellow and grow ten inches. They won't be able to cut the nails until they stop whining.

Whenever someone whines about not having enough of something when they in fact do, their toe nails will turn yellow and grow ten inches. They won't be able to cut the nails until they stop whining.

Freaky

Masturbate.

I would move to France.

Just asking, if you were god, what would you do?Try to find ways to keep myself entertained. I imagine knowing everything and being able to do everything and seeing everything would be rather boring. So maybe I'd incarnate as a human and forget I'm a god for a lifetime.
Or maybe I already have.

Then instill a reverence for the earth like the American Indians have.Like driving herds of Bison over the cliff so they can use some of them to eat and make stuff and leaving the rest to rot? Their reverence for the earth has mythical proportions mostly because a good part of it is myth. Well, not that "the American Indians" are a homogeneous group in the first place.

If I was a god, this entire planet would be OUTTA HERE.

If I was a god, this entire planet would be OUTTA HERE.

First, define "here". Also, where would it go?

Actually, is this if we were God from the start or if we became God today or what?

My dear ASD, as a God, you take orders from no one. You're the captain and the bridge is at your command. As soon as the plebeians start to prattle, just put them on mute. They would be entitled to whine, snivel, and otherwise bemoan their plight. Yet you would be under no obligation to listen.

Ah yes, and if I were the Christian deity, if my creation started to win an argument with me, using the rules I imposed on them, I could, as their God indeed does, either change the rules, ignore the rules or smite them. It's good to be God. *Looks for someone to smite."

This actually leads to an interesting point...
Why isn't God bored out of his metaphorical skuil ? He is everywhere, can do anything and knows everything. Where is the challenge ?

because we are God.
Think about it, the Universe is God's head in it's infinite size, he talks to other God's in other infinite Universes.
The Wormholes link the galaxies and so his thoughts spin in orbit, let's hope he doesn't forget this thought in a hurry.
Sometimes he tries to show off, but occasionally he makes some really big mistakes, like black holes damn silly idea if you ask me.

I'd bring back the dinosaurs, turn into a Magnothorax (http://www.bolman.nl/cgtalk/supervlieg_cow057_big.jpg), and I'd be like, "What now biaaach?!"

I'd bring back the dinosaurs, turn into a Magnothorax (http://www.bolman.nl/cgtalk/supervlieg_cow057_big.jpg), and I'd be like, "What now biaaach?!"

You've been waiting to use that picture, haven't you?

I would smoke weed, and trip out that my name backwards is dog... *nods*

I would terraform Mars slowly so that people on Earth can watch, but at a speed to deny that it's a 'natural occurance'. then place a large flat rock and upon that rock, a new Bible. One that outlines what it takes to enter Heaven.

I would terraform Mars slowly so that people on Earth can watch, but at a speed to deny that it's a 'natural occurance'. then place a large flat rock and upon that rock, a new Bible. One that outlines what it takes to enter Heaven.

Make it interesting. Make it so cameras can't actually take a picture of what's on the rock, so people have to travel there themselves to read it or take someone's word for it.

Make it interesting. Make it so cameras can't actually take a picture of what's on the rock, so people have to travel there themselves to read it or take someone's word for it.

Nah, I want others to read it. but it will alway revert to the original text (the only exception is language) so anyone trying to 'adapt' it will be in for a surprise.

oh and I will speak to everyone who prays to me. I will do so in a way that leaves very little doubt whom is speaking to them.

I'd go back in time and kill George Lucas before he made the prequels.

I'd go back in time and kill George Lucas before he made the prequels.
I'd kill you before you could get away with it.

I'd go back in time and kill George Lucas before he made the prequels.

You don't need to kill him. In order to be a deity, you must understand the power of smiting. *Smites.*

I'd go back in time and kill George Lucas before he made the prequels.

You could just erase those prequels from existence. And every time he tries to recreate those, he winds up being mobbed by Trekkies who will do your bidding to ensure that those episodes of Star Wars never see the light of day. :D

You could just erase those prequels from existence. And every time he tries to recreate those, he winds up being mobbed by Trekkies who will do your bidding to ensure that those episodes of Star Wars never see the light of day. :D

change every copy of the prequel to 'the star wars holiday special'. and every attempt would result in the same.

then either he learns or he goes bankrupt.

I would give every one of you the space you need to be the person you wish to be.

I would condemn to hell all those who espouse and believe in the trickle down theory and make them trickle up stuff from there.

I would warn Jesse Custer to abandon his mad quest to find me.

I would make A = B for like five minutes. You know, just to fuck with the Randites.

Oh, another thing I'd do as God...

I'd turn myself into a woman, go about as a human for a while, and eat all the most fattening, delicious food I could eat, and never gain a pound for months at a time. :p

I would make the Earth into a paradise, and then force everyone build temples to my glory.

Then I would knock down said temples and make the people of Earth rebuild them even bigger.

After that, I would make everyone dance into a drunken party.

I would give every one of you the space you need to be the person you wish to be.

Are you sure you want to do this? Think of Neo Art, think of Ghost of Ayn Rand: think, man, think.

Are you sure you want to do this? Think of Neo Art, think of Ghost of Ayn Rand: think, man, think.

Everyone else would laso have their own space.

Very far from them, as need be.

If I were God, I would get rid of all the Italians

This ^
Actually not as great as some people think.Can be. Depends on a few things, no doubt.
And, no, i don't mean it involves Depends on a few things. Not for me, anywho.

i would launch all the united states nukes at various countries and major cities and watch as the world destroyed itself, then go start over on another planet... and i said let there be light!

I would have a series of metors hit the moon. then rotate the moon so that the world can read
"Nietzsche is Dead"
- God

I would have a series of metors hit the moon. then rotate the moon so that the world can read
"Nietzsche is Dead"
- God

haha, this one is perfect

if i were God?...i think that's not possible because i'm just a man, and be sincerly if some day i would be a political i change a lot of things of my country, because it's realy necesary to do this someone...

If I were God, I would get rid of all the Italians

Why? They are the source of lasagna, prosciutto, Parmesan cheese, and good looking men.

Get rid of the French, who stole their cuisine from Italy and then ruined it and have 452,000 words for victory in their language all of them meaning surrender.

The Italian language is musical and evocative, French is effeminate. Revolution in Italy unified the country. Revolution in France tore it apart leaving it open to a Corsican takeover.

When the Italians say "make love, not war" they really mean it. When the French say "make love, not war" they mean collaborate.

I suspect that the Maqui during WWII were French Jews and the illegitimate descendents of German, English and American soldiers from WWI. :rolleyes:

Pinball. With planets. Supernovas are worth double points.

If I were God?

Somehow or another, the world would end, just saying.

i would do pretty much what appears to have been done; automate the proccess of evolution and for the most part otherwise leave well enough alone. be there to give big comforting hugs of course, but if the creative sentients on one world choose to destroy themselves through negligent mistreatment of the environment that makes their existence possible, well, that's why there's a BIG universe with lots of other worlds to be amused and companioned by.

Well first off, I'll go explore Area 51.

First, define "here". Also, where would it go?

It's metaphorical, dude, I'm saying that I'd blow the place up.

Masturbate.

That could be what caused this mess in the first place.

Just asking, if you were god, what would you do?

Something between what Zeus used to do (that is, screwing around) and this: http://www.macguff.fr/~goomi/unspeakable/
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If I were god, the term "god" would mean even less than it does now. :D

Abortions and gay marriage for all, even if you're not pregnant or gay!

Alter every stained glass window on earth to depict me doing an epic guitar solo, with Satan and Jesus head-banging righteously. And Natalie Portman.

It's metaphorical, dude, I'm saying that I'd blow the place up.

Taking things as metaphorical when they're supposed to be metaphorical takes all the fun out of it.

Just asking, if you were god, what would you do?

IF!?!?!?!?! What you mean IF!?!?! :mad:

IF!?!?!?!?! What you mean IF!?!?! :mad:

Nonono, if you really were god, not just thought you were, like everybody does.

Abortions and gay marriage for all, even if you're not pregnant or gay!

Wow, just wow.

I'd do what I want, and anyone who messed with me would get smited.

That could be what caused this mess in the first place.

I'll clean up, I swear.

I'd do what I want, and anyone who messed with me would get smited.

smited... smote... smitten... smitigated... smithsonian... it's sumfn like that...

smited... smote... smitten... smitigated... smithsonian... it's sumfn like that...

I prefer smited.