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I previously posted this Thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=581669) about how a hacker changed an electronic road signs words from a warning about the road to one about zombies.

Well it seems that we have been given reliable information about the danger ahead. As you can see in this Article (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29061901/) "OMG THE BRITISH R COMING."

So with this warning in mind, how many of you think that a grand conspiracy between the British and Zombies is going on? How will your zombie plan change if the british have allied with the zombies? What is this Anglo-Necro trans-life alliance is planning? Also how will your opinion change about the British NSers?

Keeping you updated on the British invasion numero 3,
Ralkovia the paranoid.


OMG I have just confirmed reports that an Anglo-Necro-Dino alliance has been made. The British, undead, and raptors have joined together in unholy matrimony.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29017293/

Lastly, important news. The white house is apparently being infiltrated by thiefs.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/28900495#29052429
(video)

Why does the crazy crap always happen in my state :(

So with this warning in mind, how many of you think that a grand conspiracy between the British and Zombies is going on?

It's not a conspiracy. British people and zombies are just difficult to tell apart, is all.

omg hax

It's not a conspiracy. British people and zombies are just difficult to tell apart, is all.

Shaun of the Dead and other such films were based on real life after all.

*locks myself in a bunker with plenty of food, fuel, and weapons*

It's not a conspiracy. British people and zombies are just difficult to tell apart, is all.
Damn right. Both mindlessly and brutally pursue lame goals like "braaains" or "money". With total effectiveness :D

OK, zombies are countered with shotguns, Brits are countered with... not French... Americans?

So we need Americans with shotguns. And a lot of them.

TEXAS! GIT YER ASS OUT 'ERE!

It's not a conspiracy. British people and zombies are just difficult to tell apart, is all.
The teeth are the giveaway. Zombies tend to have teeth in better condition than your average Brit.

The teeth are the giveaway. Zombies tend to have teeth in better condition than your average Brit.

Also, zombies: not big with the tea.

Also, zombies: not big with the tea.
good point. Best way to identify your zombie from your Brit is to leave a cup of tea out with a hobnob. If he stops to sit down he's a Brit and thus mostly harmless.
If he ignores said cuppa, run!

/repeats ZPH's post in the tone of a nature show presenter

Royal Krondorian Pathfinders. Discuss.

This thread is now officially 'jacked.