NationStates Jolt Archive

I'm innocent I say! The Tusken Raiders did it!

Galloism
08-02-2009, 01:12
http://www.wkyc.com/news/local/news_article.aspx?storyid=106831&catid=45


KENT -- Authorities say a popular Kent State University professor who was found beaten in her home more than a week ago has died.

Police say Gertrude "Trudy" Steuernagel died Friday in an Akron hospital.

The 60-year-old political science professor was found badly beaten in her basement on Jan. 29. Colleagues had called police when she didn't show up for work.

Her 18-year-old autistic son, Sky Walker, is charged with attempted murder and assault on a police officer. He is in Portage County Jail on $2 million bond.

Sheriff David Doak says its possible that Walker will be charged with murder once police consult with prosecutors.

Steuernagel had worked for Kent State in a variety of positions since 1975.

So I've been charged attempted murder, assault on a police officer, and improper use of the force. I'm innocent! Innocent!
JuNii
08-02-2009, 01:27
never underestimate the power of the dark side of the Force...
Ifreann
08-02-2009, 01:32
She deserved it for such an obvious name. Really people, a little creativity when giving designations to your spawn wouldn't hurt.
Ract
08-02-2009, 01:51
why did she have a baby when she was 42? by time you are that old, its pretty much a guarantee that there will be something wrong with the kid.
Skallvia
08-02-2009, 01:52
He couldve attempted to save her from her dark ways you know....
Vespertilia
08-02-2009, 01:59
why did she have a baby when she was 42? by time you are that old, its pretty much a guarantee that there will be something wrong with the kid.

I bet it had something to do with Meaning of Life, Universe and Everything.
Galloism
08-02-2009, 02:00
I bet it had something to do with Meaning of Life, Universe and Everything.

Win.
Straughn
08-02-2009, 04:44
Win.Too bad he was such a prick.
Khafra
08-02-2009, 08:00
The ability to beat up an old lady is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
Skallvia
08-02-2009, 08:03
The ability to beat up an old lady is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

/thread lol
greed and death
08-02-2009, 08:07
if he sith lighting the judge you guys owe me a million dollars
Gauthier
08-02-2009, 08:39
He can plead Not Guilty By Reason of Insanity.

"Your Honor, my client is pre-disposed towards assaulting the elderly."

http://www.theforce.net/kids/coruscant/probe_droid/palpatine.jpg

"Good, I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete!"