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So, who ever has gotten revenge on someone? How did it go? Did it achieve what you hoped it achieve? Why or why not? Finally, what was the outcome of the revenge, and how are things now?

So, who ever has gotten revenge on someone?

I can't say I've ever felt the need to.

Never directly.

Never directly.

This is why I probably never attempted a revenge lay, I am a very direct person, but trust me, I want to do a revenge lay now.

This is why I probably never attempted a revenge lay, I am a very direct person, but trust me, I want to do a revenge lay now.

*poor innocent southern boy*

What's a revenge lay?

*poor innocent southern boy*

What's a revenge lay?

It's where you make a plan to get revenge on someone for what they did to you. Now go back to playing your banjo and thinking about how hot your first cousin is.

*poor innocent southern boy*

What's a revenge lay?
The best I can tell, it has something to do with getting back at someone by having sex with another person. Or maybe having really bad sex with someone in order to avenge yourself on them.
It doesn't really make any sense, though.

La venganza enferma. Mata el alma y la envenena.

The best I can tell, it has something to do with getting back at someone by having sex with another person. Or maybe having really bad sex with someone in order to avenge yourself on them.
It doesn't really make any sense, though.

Suddenly, my whole first marriage makes sense, in a twisted way.

La venganza enferma. Mata el alma y la envenena.

I agree. That's why I never get vengeance directly.

Have I ever had sex with someone to get back at someone else for something they did to me? Is that the question that's being asked here?

Ok, so I did not know what a revenge lay was....>.<

I agree. That's why I never get vengeance directly.

I am all-knowing.

*covers head before being stoned by an angry mob*

Ok, so I did not know what a revenge lay was....>.<

What, exactly, did you think "lay" meant? :confused:

Have I ever had sex with someone to get back at someone else for something they did to me? Is that the question that's being asked here?

It would appear to be.

In which case I can answer it, "No, that would be fucking stupid."

What, exactly, did you think "lay" meant? :confused:

I am forced to wonder the same question.

La venganza enferma. Mata el alma y la envenena.
You're doing it wrong. That's what's supposed to happen to the jerk you get the revenge on! :tongue:

I am blown away by this thread.

I have never purposely had sex with someone in order to hurt someone else who I believe had wronged me. I have hurt someone who wronged me through the act of having sex with someone else, but the intention wasn't to hurt that person, it was to get laid. You can put that answer in whichever category you wish.

I am forced to wonder the same question.

Maybe you're getting revenge by giving somebody just one potato chip? :p

Maybe you're getting revenge by giving somebody just one potato chip? :p

bet you can't fuck just one!

I am forced to wonder the same question.

I think he thought it simply meant "plan". As in "Can you suggest any good strategic lays for doing well on this exam / getting that position/job ?", or "My future is determined by a single, very well-thought-out master-lay", or something in that vein.

Maybe you're getting revenge by giving somebody just one potato chip? :p

That's only slightly more cold hearted than the restraining order you took out on me.

Not sex-related, but I got my revenge on Stephen Hawking for being a smartass.

I was at one of his lectures in Cambridge. At the end of said lecture, he took a few questions - one of which was mine. I asked him what he thought the big questions in physics would be 10-20 years from now. He said:

"None. I intend to answer them all."

Six years later...
Big lecture in Seattle by Brian Greene. He took a lot of questions, one of which was mine. I told him, "I asked Stephen Hawking this question six years ago, and if you answer it, I'll give him his answer."

He answered that we might be figuring out what the building blocks of spacetime are. I then told him (and the audience) Stephen Hawking's answer.

bet you can't fuck just one!

That sounds like a Pringles pitch.

I think he thought it simply meant "plan". As in "Can you suggest any good strategic lays for doing well on this exam / getting that position/job ?", or "My future is determined by a single, very well-thought-out master-lay", or something in that vein.

I don't think I've EVER heard the term used that way.

But, it does give me an excuse to try a new pickup line. "I got a lay to lay you"

That sounds like a Pringles pitch.
Would probably be better than the one they've got now!

I think he thought it simply meant "plan". As in "Can you suggest any good strategic lays for doing well on this exam / getting that position/job ?", or "My future is determined by a single, very well-thought-out master-lay", or something in that vein.

Hehehe.

"If something goes wrong, fall back on the emergency back-up lay!"

I don't think I've EVER heard the term used that way.

Damnit, my humor's gotten stuck somewhere in the tubes again.

Hehehe.

"If something goes wrong, fall back on the emergency back-up lay!"

Indeed. "No, we haven't had sex, I just happened to be naked by unlucky circumstances and repeatedly fell on the emergency back-up lay!"

I think we need to lay our encounters more carefully.

Damnit, my humor's gotten stuck somewhere in the tubes again.

It's okay, it made it here. The tubes in Boston must be clogged with internets today.

Damnit, my humor's gotten stuck somewhere in the tubes again.

sorry, I read it again, the fault was entirely mine and not yours. I thought you were saying the term ACTUALLY meant that, in some obscure english definition.

Upon reread it was quite funny, blame my temporarily adled mind (ever read tax law cases from 1897? I have...all morning)

It's okay, it made it here. The tubes in Boston must be clogged with internets today.

Maybe NA's tube is just too small.

But, it does give me an excuse to try a new pickup line. "I got a lay to lay you"

Wow, that's awful. :tongue:

Would probably be better than the one they've got now!

Neo Art, bet you can't just fuck him once.
http://swissymouse.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/pringles_18.jpg

Neo Art, bet you can't just fuck him once.
http://swissymouse.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/pringles_18.jpg

dude...this....is fantastic. Also, true.

Upon reread it was quite funny, blame my temporarily adled mind (ever read tax law cases from 1897? I have...all morning)

Goodie.

Also, if you want, I can make fancy format templates for your tax law cases to be pasted into! *switches to automatic mode*

There another form of revenge lay which is having sex with the person in question and then completely blowing them off afterward. Sad to say I've been guilty of it.

Goodie.

Also, if you want, I can make fancy format templates for your tax law cases to be pasted into! *switches to automatic mode*

Heh. Oh, know you're busy, but check TGs just a sec.

There another form of revenge lay which is having sex with the person in question and then completely blowing them off afterward. Sad to say I've been guilty of it.

I've done that. Not, you know, for revenge or anything. I'm just a dick.

And now she won't even acknowledge me! oh the agony, my heart is about to explode with the pain of rejection! *flops*

Thanks folks, I'm here all to often. *bows*

dude...this....is fantastic. Also, true.

Well, it's not entirely accurate. You totally don't have that mustache. ;)

Well, it's not entirely accurate. You totally don't have that mustache. ;)

but damn it, I will from now on.

Pringle's exist outside of the UK? :eek:

Heh. Oh, know you're busy, but check TGs just a sec.

Ditto.


On topic: No, actually, I've never done that. I could imagine to score a lay at some point (hopefully shortly) after I dump the boyfriend and then enjoy the added emotional benefit of knowing it'd drive him up the wall if he knew, but I wouldn't do it for that purpose only. I'm not going to fuck anyone I have so low some respect for that I'd use them as a cheap revenge toy.

Ditto.


On topic: No, actually, I've never done that. I could imagine to score a lay at some point (hopefully shortly) after I dump the boyfriend and then enjoy the added emotional benefit of knowing it'd drive him up the wall if he knew, but I wouldn't do it for that purpose only. I'm not going to fuck anyone I have so low some respect for that I'd use them as a cheap revenge toy.

see, fair enough, I can agree with this. I wouldn't do it to upset someone. That's just an added perk.

edit: and back atcha.

Pringle's exist outside of the UK? :eek:

Certainly. All flavors, too, and the new (well, new as of a few months) rice ones too. They're some of the best chips/crisps on the market here.

but damn it, I will from now on.

Hahaha. No, please don't. I kinda like being able to look at you without bursting out laughing. :p

Certainly. All flavors, too, and the new (well, new as of a few months) rice ones too. They're some of the best chips/crisps on the market here.

Hmm, I always thought they were just a British thing, not sure why. I thought they were a British company too, like Walkers, but apparently that's false as well according to wiki. :(

Hmm, I always thought they were just a British thing, not sure why. I thought they were a British company too, like Walkers, but apparently that's false as well according to wiki. :(

Aww, I'm sorry if I burst your bubble.

La venganza enferma. Mata el alma y la envenena.

Resist temptation to write in Finnish...

dude...this....is fantastic. Also, true.

Glad to be of service, sir.:wink:

Oh, I got revenge. I got *great* revenge. For details, TG me, but I returned the only gift he'd ever given me in such a way that he will never date in this state again.

I am a goddess. A vengeful goddess, true, but a goddess nonetheless.

Oh, I got revenge. I got *great* revenge. For details, TG me, but I returned the only gift he'd ever given me in such a way that he will never date in this state again.

I am a goddess. A vengeful goddess, true, but a goddess nonetheless.

This I MUST know, TG sent.

Oh, I got revenge. I got *great* revenge. For details, TG me, but I returned the only gift he'd ever given me in such a way that he will never date in this state again.

I am a goddess. A vengeful goddess, true, but a goddess nonetheless.

Should I TG you, or not?

Should I TG you, or not?

You may be a little young. ;)

You may be a little young. ;)

Yes, but I'm so curious what happened.

La venganza enferma. Mata el alma y la envenena.

El Chavo Del Ocho? Really? :p

El Chavo Del Ocho? Really? :p

Woohoo!!! Someone got my reference!!!:fluffle:

So, who ever has gotten revenge on someone? How did it go? Did it achieve what you hoped it achieve? Why or why not? Finally, what was the outcome of the revenge, and how are things now?

Revenge is pointless. So you make yourself feel emotionally satisfied temporarily. (And usually not anywhere near as much as you thought you would.) So what? You've still hurt someone. Depending on the initial act and the type of vengeance, you may find that they'll try to hurt you back again, prompting a cycle of violence and rage.

It's better to just let things go.

Woohoo!!! Someone got my reference!!!:fluffle:

I'm from Brazil. The show's from the 70s, and it STILL has audience here. Somehow. :p

I'm from Brazil. The show's from the 70s, and it STILL has audience here. Somehow. :p

Same here. I am such a fan of El Chavo. What's more, my nickname, "Chili" was given to me by my grandpa, in honour of La Chilindrina. :D

Same here. I am such a fan of El Chavo. What's more, my nickname, "Chili" was given to me by my grandpa, in honour of La Chilindrina. :D

I'm not much of a fan anymore, but I suppose I can understand why the following...

I'm not much of a fan anymore, but I suppose I can understand why the following...

O apelido tem a ver com o fato de que eu sou uma pequena menina.

Revenge leads to an endless counter-revenge plots, and do-overs. It's too much hassle. Let it go (Unless you're playing a video game online, then hold against them till the end of the round :D)

I generally try to sleep with people as a form of pre-venge. I figure that if I get some action I'll likely be too mellow to care about what they might do to me.

What, exactly, did you think "lay" meant? :confused:
I'm never disappointed by one of Willy's threads... I always find something that makes me laugh out loud.

Revenge is a dish best served laced with a particularly powerful laxative.

I'm convinced that success is the best revenge.

In that regard:

My ex-boss is still stuck in her job, unable to retire because of the economy, living at home with her parents because her husband left her when he found out she was sleeping with her boss. I'm retired and living well not having to work or sleep with anyone unless I want to.

My ex-husband is up to his eyeballs in debt and living with a wife who hates him but won't leave him and none of his kids will talk to him. I have no debt and have no contact with people who hate me. I also have good relations with the kids - mine with him and his with his current wife.

All of this with no effort on my part except that involved in living my life as I saw fit.

O apelido tem a ver com o fato de que eu sou uma pequena menina.

I can tell. :D

Vengeance is mine sayeth the Jim.:cool:

Indeed. "No, we haven't had sex, I just happened to be naked by unlucky circumstances and repeatedly fell on the emergency back-up lay!"

I think we need to lay our encounters more carefully.

Even the best-laid lays often go awry, as one famous poet once said.

I got revenge upon someone once. Three years after the incident. After I did it, I walked up to the kid and said "And that's why you don't fuck with me."

I actually had someone have revenge sex against me. Blew up in their face (haha) when they told me and I didn't care. *shrug*

Ok, so I did not know what a revenge lay was....>.<

So why did you use the term?

I need temporary feeling of satisfaction! Son of a bitch I know sucker punched me in the chest, and me doing the pacifist I am, I didn't hit back, and then the fucker punches me in the eye again.

I see him everyday at school, suggestions for revenge?

So, who ever has gotten revenge on someone? How did it go? Did it achieve what you hoped it achieve? Why or why not? Finally, what was the outcome of the revenge, and how are things now?

never had a "revenge lay".

Had a grudge fuck. Ex GF came over wanting to get back together. ended up in bed. stuck her up the tailpipe without lube, dumped the condom on her face, then i told her to get her shorts and tshirt on and kicked her ass out tossed her boots and her bra out the door and locked it.

never had a "revenge lay".

Had a grudge fuck. Ex GF came over wanting to get back together. ended up in bed. stuck her up the tailpipe without lube, dumped the condom on her face, then i told her to get her shorts and tshirt on and kicked her ass out tossed her boots and her bra out the door and locked it.
Far out.

Far out.

she had it coming. she had slept with a friend of mine begged me to take her back then went and slept with that friend again in the course of 2 or 3 days.
I am not big on after break up drama but she did everything possible to draw it out and make it painful.

I need temporary feeling of satisfaction! Son of a bitch I know sucker punched me in the chest, and me doing the pacifist I am, I didn't hit back, and then the fucker punches me in the eye again.

I see him everyday at school, suggestions for revenge?

Stop being a pacifist. Take all of your soul ball it up in your fist and whip his ass. If you don't fight back people like that will torment you for the rest of your life. My advice blindside him and hit him in the temple with a hook. (ask a boxer how to throw a proper hook). You do it right he will drop like a sack of potatoes. you do that no one will ever mess with you in school again.

she had it coming. she had slept with a friend of mine begged me to take her back then went and slept with that friend again in the course of 2 or 3 days.
I am not big on after break up drama but she did everything possible to draw it out and make it painful.She must be into that whole "sampler" mentality, shopping around, of sorts.

She must be into that whole "sampler" mentality, shopping around, of sorts.

i went away for the summer and she got into drugs. like lots of them.

i went away for the summer and she got into drugs. like lots of them.
In my experience, that kinda makes a confirmation. :(

In my experience, that kinda makes a confirmation. :(

and in all fairness we had broken up for like a week the first time she slept with my friend. buts its the principle of the matter don't sleep with an Ex's friend especially a week after the break up. But yeah she pretty much became a drug whore so i sent her packing after that and went on to find better friends. Though he did sort of redeem himself by being the first to rush to my aide when her druggie friends were causing issues(she lived next door).

Stop being a pacifist. Take all of your soul ball it up in your fist and whip his ass. If you don't fight back people like that will torment you for the rest of your life. My advice blindside him and hit him in the temple with a hook. (ask a boxer how to throw a proper hook). You do it right he will drop like a sack of potatoes. you do that no one will ever mess with you in school again.

Naw, he's normally a pussy. He becomes a frustrated little girl. I know him too well. But yeah, if he tries to do anything like that again...

Lol, I've gotten revenge on people lots of times. Normally with fists in their face.

I've forgotten about most people I might ever have wanted revenge on. And that's probably the best revenge; remembering them would just validate their existence.

Stop being a pacifist. Take all of your soul ball it up in your fist and whip his ass. If you don't fight back people like that will torment you for the rest of your life. My advice blindside him and hit him in the temple with a hook. (ask a boxer how to throw a proper hook). You do it right he will drop like a sack of potatoes. you do that no one will ever mess with you in school again.

*Clears throat* Make sure you have you have a good center of balance, for the best possible hook you want to be right around the area of 1/2 an arms length from them when you swing, lean into the punch to put as much of your mass as possible into the shot; you should try to aim for the side of the jaw, or a little higher at the temple for maximum effect, even if you fail to knock them down they will likely be dazed and have a hard time seeing straight if you land the punch correctly. Make sure your fist is balled up very tightly, it will hurt your hand less and hurt them more.

Granted what I just described is a haymaker hook, but thats what you'd want to throw if you are going for a 1 shot sucker punch.

*Clears throat* Make sure you have you have a good center of balance, for the best possible hook you want to be right around the area of 1/2 an arms length from them when you swing, lean into the punch to put as much of your mass as possible into the shot; you should try to aim for the side of the jaw, or a little higher at the temple for maximum effect, even if you fail to knock them down they will likely be dazed and have a hard time seeing straight if you land the punch correctly. Make sure your fist is balled up very tightly, it will hurt your hand less and hurt them more.

Granted what I just described is a haymaker hook, but thats what you'd want to throw if you are going for a 1 shot sucker punch.

Also, with the fist: make sure you make a proper fist, or you might hurt yourself. And make sure your wrist is straight-- if it's right, you'll end up hitting with the knuckles of your index and middle fingers.

Living well is the best revenge.