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i keep looking back at this story because i cant believe that anyone would do this to herself.

she had to go to brazil to get KKK sized breast implants because its against texas law to put this much silicone into anyone.

what was she thinking? its as crazy as having 14 children under age 8.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/04/worlds-biggest-breasts-sh_n_163992.html

That's not even remotely attractive.

my back hurts at the thought of this.

That's not even remotely attractive.
its not remotely SANE.

why not just photoshop a nice DD sized breast into being much larger? its not like she can enjoy having them day to day.

*stares*

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*closes other window* Whew. Hypnotic, aren't they?

What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, boobs the size of basketballs. You know, if this is what she needs to improve her self esteem, she doesn't need plastic surgeons, she needs guys in white coats carrying butterfly nets. *nod*

its not remotely SANE.

why not just photoshop a nice DD sized breast into being much larger? its not like she can enjoy having them day to day.

She'll be lucky if she doesn't have serious back problems within the year.

Sheyla takes her craft seriously in that she has had over 18 plastic surgeries, mostly to her breast, but also her nose, lips and buttocks.

This made me think of this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUAPDvo2UBM)

"Her career is just taking off and about to soar to heights of majestic proportions."

Ehrm....

Yuck!

... ugh...

to think that Texas is home to three of the worlds biggest boobs.

"Her career is just taking off and about to soar to heights of majestic proportions."

Ehrm....

Maybe if she trips and falls. :p

Maybe if she trips and falls. :p

People are not supposed to bounce like that, are they?

Maybe if she trips and falls. :p

She'd bounce right back up, and I pity anyone standing behind her.

She has more silicone than the entire Jackson family.

She'd bounce right back up, and I pity anyone standing behind her.

On the bright side, I bet those things would stop a bullet. *nod*

She'd bounce right back up, and I pity anyone standing behind her.

I think pity on low flying aircraft would be pity better placed.

On the bright side, I bet those things would stop a bullet. *nod*

Possibly. Maybe she got so much silicone in her chest so that the air in her head wouldn't cause her to float?

I think pity on low flying aircraft would be pity better placed.

I do as well.

Yeah, they're not really attractive... and every instance you see them in, they are well supported to look full, and perky... I bet they sag/drag down to her knees and are all stretched-out without a top on... eww....

On the bright side, I bet those things would stop a bullet. *nod*

Lol, like ballistics gel?

Lol, like ballistics gel?

Ballistics gel doesn't stop bullets, its a great way for testing the ability of a bullet to shoot through unprotected bodies though.

what was she thinking? its as crazy as having 14 children under age 8.

This sentence is ambiguous.

I don't know if it means 14 children before you reach 8 years of age, or 14 children all aged under 8.

In either case, it sounds like a difficult task. In the former - downright impossible.

This sentence is ambiguous.

I don't know if it means 14 children before you reach 8 years of age, or 14 children all aged under 8.

In either case, it sounds like a difficult task. In the former - downright impossible.
I think the latter is impossible as well, taking into account a nine month gestation period.

There was a documentary on her a couple of nights ago on Channel 4 (UK). I just felt really bad for her when I was watching it. She's obviously a very insecure person and seems to equate happiness with her breast size.

I also have an overwhelming urge to throttle the doctors involved in her treatment. It's not like she hasn't had problems with her mental health in the past

I think the latter is impossible as well, taking into account a nine month gestation period.

You could have a couple sets of twins.

......ew. God, that's horrible. The worst part is that she might even have been attractive before all the surgeries.

I think the latter is impossible as well, taking into account a nine month gestation period.

Given that Ash is referring to the specific woman who just gave birth to octuplets when she already had six small children, it's not impossible.

You could have a couple sets of twins.

It's a reference to the woman recently in the news for having octuplets while already having 6 children. She has 14 children, all under the age of 8.

And those boobs are not even remotely attractive. Imagining sex with her is frightening.

......ew. God, that's horrible. The worst part is that she might even have been attractive before all the surgeries.
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Possibly. I think its sick beyond reckoning, whats wrong with normal sized breasts? Like you know B maybe C sized?

......ew. God, that's horrible. The worst part is that she might even have been attractive before all the surgeries.



Given that Ash is referring to the specific woman who just gave birth to octuplets when she already had six small children, it's not impossible.

He was refering to eight year-olds having fourteen children, which is only impossible if you're human. If you were a dog, it would be perfectly normal.

And those boobs are not even remotely attractive. Imagining sex with her is frightening.

I didn't until you mentioned it. Now all i can picture is those mondo boobs bouncing back and hitting me in the face over and over... I'm going to get black eyes just thinking about that.

It's a reference to the woman recently in the news for having octuplets while already having 6 children. She has 14 children, all under the age of 8.

And those boobs are not even remotely attractive. Imagining sex with her is frightening.

Ah, I hadn't seen that story. My apologies.

Given that Ash is referring to the specific woman who just gave birth to octuplets when she already had six small children, it's not impossible.
Yikes, I hadn't heard about that. That's pretty ridiculous.

I didn't until you mentioned it. Now all i can picture is those mondo boobs bouncing back and hitting me in the face over and over... I'm going to get black eyes just thinking about that.

They wouldn't hit you in the face. They're so much plastic that they'd barely move. They'd make a great many positions unmanageable. I'm having difficulty imagining a benefit to boobs that big. I like big boobs and all, but this is just beyond absurd.

And those boobs are not even remotely attractive. Imagining sex with her is frightening.

which posistion would be safe? some would be brused and battered, the others smothering...

Am I the only one thinking her chest now looks like a giant ass?

They wouldn't hit you in the face. They're so much plastic that they'd barely move. They'd make a great many positions unmanageable. I'm having difficulty imagining a benefit to boobs that big. I like big boobs and all, but this is just beyond absurd.

I dunno. the filling may be plastic but the skin isn't. I'd imagine after time, it would stretch to resemble grapefruits in tube socks...


oh, god, that image.... :eek:

which posistion would be safe? some would be brused and battered, the others smothering...

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I can't imagine a position that would be even remotely satisfying for her.

Although, a certain position that I'm thinking of she wouldn't have to use her hands for support anymore. That could be easier.

Although, a certain position that I'm thinking of she wouldn't have to use her hands for support anymore. That could be easier.

Her lying flat (as she can) on her belly while you do her up the pooper? Her last name is Hershey (highway).

Her lying flat (as she can) on her belly while you do her up the pooper? Her last name is Hershey (highway).

I didn't say it.

They wouldn't hit you in the face. They're so much plastic that they'd barely move. They'd make a great many positions unmanageable. I'm having difficulty imagining a benefit to boobs that big. I like big boobs and all, but this is just beyond absurd.

Mine was so much more amusing though.

wow.........how in the hell.............does someone do that........wow.........thats just disgusting........

*cough* Not the world's biggest boobs. (http://www.spike.com/video/manswers-season-1/2935536)

I'm having difficulty imagining a benefit to boobs that big.

You're thinking from the wrong side. With boobs that big, she'll probably not have to see her husband's appendage when looking down as long as he's remotely close (these things will be one helluva view-blocker for lots of things), and maybe that's a good thing?

You're thinking from the wrong side. With boobs that big, she'll probably not have to see her husband's appendage when looking down as long as he's remotely close (these things will be one helluva view-blocker for lots of things), and maybe that's a good thing?

if he's that close, I can't imagine them being ABLE to have sex. It'd be like trying to screw a gopher hole from the top of the eiffel tower.

I suppose it does get attention. I see porn film offers in her future.