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OK, so in the poll about the debate topics for the debate between myself and the Ghost of Emminent Russian-American Philosopher and All Around Sex Kitten Ayn Rand, the results were close. SUPER close, so we decided to have a run-off, of the top three.
This thread is to determine the subject of the debate between Ghost of Ayn Rand and Neo Art.

Topic choices have been left somewhat vague, so that my esteemed opponent and I have some leeway in crafting our stance, and so that we can find something on which we sufficiently differ that this doesn't devolve into merely separate refinement of the same position.

The subject will be decided by this poll.

The actual debate will be decided by vote of observers, with the following number of votes given to each poster based on post-count (thanks to Ashmoria for keeping the scale from becoming too top heavy):


0 - 100 posts 0 votes
101 - 1,000 posts 1 vote
1,001 - 2,500 2 votes
2,501 - 5,000 5 votes
5,001 + 10 votes

We'll keep this poll open 1 or 2 days at the most.

And it's on. It's on like the engulfing flames over the body of a protesting member of Falun Gong.

Did you agree on a method for deciding who takes which side? My earlier proposal for two simultaneous threads so that you each must argue each side got little support.

I'd like to offer plaudits to my esteemed opponent for correctly spelling the word "debate".

Did you agree on a method for deciding who takes which side? My earlier proposal for two simultaneous threads so that you each must argue each side got little support.

I'll take the reasonable side, and Neo Art will simply regurgitate whatever pretentious horseshit they had left at Harvard after they spent the yearly endowment on absinthe and male prostitutes.

As NA just informed me, "Damn it, everyone wants whores!"

Goooooooooooo whores! *cheer* :D

Taking a page from Frank Miller, I voted whores.

Dude, c'mon, space travel! Science is WAY COOLER than whores!

....

Hmm, this MAY explain why I didn't get laid in highschool

Aw, man, someone went and spoiled the perfection of whores.

That was me I'm afraid. Whores don't really interest me.

Dude, c'mon, space travel! Science is WAY COOLER than whores!

....

Hmm, this MAY explain why I didn't get laid in highschool

If it helps, I also prefer science to whores in my day-to-day life.

'Course, I didn't get laid in high school either. :p

Taking a page from Frank Miller, I voted whores.

He actually did a really get piece on public funding for space travel, and it started with a fair critique of the economic and scientific costs and benefits, but by page 3 it was mostly an alcoholic misogynist astronaut named "Thrustjunky" trying to find out who killed the Air Force Doctor who was nice to him...lot of guys beaten to death with with pressurized tanks and melted underneath launch pads. He called it "Blast Off".

Aw, man, someone went and spoiled the perfection of whores.

whores are never perfect. They may look pretty outside, but inside they're filthy, dirty and ugly, like a tumor. Like a giant tumor that needs to be cut out of a healthy body. Whores are dirty, dirty women, and they should pay

...

what?

whores are never perfect. They may look pretty outside, but inside they're filthy, dirty and ugly, like a tumor. Like a giant tumor that needs to be cut out of a healthy body. Whores are dirty, dirty women, and they should pay

...

what?

I am so tired of testifying that you were with me at the time.

I am so tired of testifying that you were with me at the time.

no, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA!

no, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA!

In a row?

While we hang around, here you go GoAR, I suspect this will keep you amused for about 38 seconds,

http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

While we hang around, here you go GoAR, I suspect this will keep you amused for about 38 seconds,

http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

The snow leopard one was cool.

The snow leopard one was cool.

I rather liked the meerkat's use of negative space. :)

I liked the show-boating Pangolin

HOLY SHIT, PANGOLIN, LOOK OUT, THAT'S A SPIKY TREE AND YOU ARE GOING TO HURT YOURSELF!!!

Oh. Oh, no. I see what's going on here. Goddammit, Pangolin, you are in the middle of the jungle. There's no reason to be a fucking show off. You know, Pangolin, I was going to let you slide. Your entire body is covered in fingernails, so that can't possibly be pleasant. And while you do curl up into a ball, at least you aren't a fucking armadillo (don't think I'm not onto you, Armadillo). But you had to go and dance up your little danger pole, and you had to do it with a big fat smile on your non-reptilian face. So when you are up there in the tree and you can't figure out how to get down, don't bother asking for my help, Pangolin. Because you can go to hell.

I don't recall ever reading that Influential 20th-Century Russian-American Philosopher and Noted Milkshake Enthusiast Ayn Rand ever expressed a strong opinion on space travel, so methinks it would be the most novel topic.

Though I don't see why you can't combine the three. For example:

Prostitution in Space: Optional or Compulsory?

I don't recall ever reading that Influential 20th-Century Russian-American Philosopher and Noted Milkshake Enthusiast Ayn Rand ever expressed a strong opinion on space travel, so methinks it would be the most novel topic.

Though I don't see why you can't combine the three. For example:

Prostitution in Space: Optional or Compulsory?

I don't know what Ghost would say, but noted 20th Century Russian-American Philospher and Noted Supporter of Capitalism would probably support legalized though not compulsory prostitution on Earth as well as in space. But the military has to come into it somewhere - perhaps a militarized Party Girl Corps, non-volunteer, of course, and subject to the draft. It would have military type ranks - the ranker the girls get, the higher the rank.

Space Travel.

Space Travel in the lead, wohoo.

I voted Space Travel.

The space topic. This is one of my favorite issues.

Prostitution can make an interesting debate, as can compulsory military service, but it lacks the scale and grandeur of a space debate.

Space travel. Or conscription.

Boo, none of the cool topics got chosen. I should've had mustered the energy to go vote on the first poll with all available puppets after all. *sulks*

If it helps, I also prefer science to whores in my day-to-day life.
Oh, you're all doing it wrong. The thing to do is to make science about whores. Like the truly scientific discourse between our esteemed debaters to be about to arise from the probable event of the first option to become chosen.

'Course, I didn't get laid in high school either. :p
See, and I did, so clearly my opinion on this matter is law.

Oh, you're all doing it wrong. The thing to do is to make science about whores. Like the truly scientific discourse between our esteemed debaters to be about to arise from the probable event of the first option to become chosen.

I like the cut of your jib.

Whores apparently have taken the lead yet again.

I can't believe Hippos vs. Hippies didn't make the cut. :(

I can't believe Hippos vs. Hippies didn't make the cut. :(

I hear you.

For God's sake, you can debate about the farthest reaches of the Universe, or about hookers. And what do people choose?

Sigh...

For God's sake, you can debate about the farthest reaches of the Universe, or about hookers. And what do people choose?

Sigh...

Space Hookers!

Space Hookers!

Is that the fall-back option in the event of a tie?

Whores apparently have taken the lead yet again.

C'mon, somebody vote Space Travel.

Is that the fall-back option in the event of a tie?

Or when you can't get a space date. :tongue:

Or when you can't get a space date. :tongue:

Or when the military drafted you to fight on Mars and there's no other women available.

To all those considering voting for conscription: please consider that you are trailing badly, and consider throwing your vote behind space travel instead of throwing it away. :D

To all those considering voting for conscription: please consider that you are trailing badly, and consider throwing your vote behind space travel instead of throwing it away. :D
Military conscription is the Ralph Nader of Poll options.

Hmm, space travel has taken a 1 point lead.

dear gods who let these two out,this could be the end of how we know things

no, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA!

*does not know if the Jay and Silent Bob reference was deliberate but*

You were the bomb in phantoms!

*runs out chased be thread security*

Aaaaaaaaaaaah whores aren't winning anymore!

Come on, people! A vote for whores is a vote for freedom! You like freedom, don't you?

(Also, honestly, I just think that, of the three issues, it has the best arguments on both sides, and this debate will be most fun if both of 'em have good arguments to make.)

Aaaaaaaaaaaah whores aren't winning anymore!

Come on, people! A vote for whores is a vote for freedom! You like freedom, don't you?

(Also, honestly, I just think that, of the three issues, it has the best arguments on both sides, and this debate will be most fun if both of 'em have good arguments to make.)

it looks like whores are going down. But it's ok, they're used to that....

Damn it, vote whores! I think prostitution is actually a genuine issue that has divisions in so many areas, I've seen many feminists against prostitution, and banning or allowing it can have implication towards things like equality, social contract, natural rights, and I've seen it even escalate to meta-ethical issues.

Damn it, vote whores! I think prostitution is actually a genuine issue that has divisions in so many areas, I've seen many feminists against prostitution, and banning or allowing it can have implication towards things like equality, social contract, natural rights, and I've seen it even escalate to meta-ethical issues.

But, space is awesome!

But it's not as interesting a debate topic! C'mon, people, just start a thread to discuss space travel and then vote whores!

But, space is awesome!

Yeah but I don't think there's much to debate really.

Instead of talking about military conscription why don't you talk about drafting females and whether or not that is equal.

Legalized, compulsory, military prostitution in space - subject to the draft.

There is some concern that space travel may have been born in Kenya, and as a result, may not be eligible under Article II of the Constitution, or as Neo Art calls it, the Konstetooshun.

by this poll.

The actual debate will be decided by vote of observers, with the following number of votes given to each poster based on post-count (thanks to Ashmoria for keeping the scale from becoming too top heavy):


0 - 100 posts 0 votes
101 - 1,000 posts 1 vote
1,001 - 2,500 2 votes
2,501 - 5,000 5 votes
5,001 + 10 votes



Can we do this system for the US Elections as well?

1 vote for morons
2 votes for people that have completed High School
3 votes for Associates degree
4 votes for Undergrad degree
5 votes for graduate degree or any degree at all in History or Political Science.

Can we do this system for the US Elections as well?

1 vote for morons
2 votes for people that have completed High School
3 votes for Associates degree
4 votes for Undergrad degree
5 votes for graduate degree or any degree at all in History or Political Science.

I've met a lot of poli-sci majors...but maybe I got a bad sample.

Okay, but then we have to add:

6 votes for engineers
7 votes for electrical engineers
8 votes for mathematicians
9 votes for non-applied mathematicians
10 votes for mathematicians whose work can only be applied to purely theoretical universes and reading the Necronomicon.

I've met a lot of poli-sci majors...but maybe I got a bad sample.

Okay, but then we have to add:

6 votes for engineers
7 votes for electrical engineers
8 votes for mathematicians
9 votes for non-applied mathematicians
10 votes for mathematicians whose work can only be applied to purely theoretical universes and reading the Necronomicon.

I dont understand your system. Under my system all of your examples would receive 4 or 5 votes depending on the level of their degree. Certainly an understanding of history and of our past leaders, the issues and a standing familiarity of the nations past problems and solutions certainly leads to better decisions on leadership then a wino who doesnt know how many sides are on a triangle. This way everyone still gets a say, but the idiots arnt driving the ship. If a graduated system is acceptable for taxes why isnt it acceptable for voting? (Aside from the obvious Constitutional restrictions)

I dont understand your system. Under my system all of your examples would receive 4 or 5 votes depending on the level of their degree.

The system is aggregate. Somebody with a graduate degree in Electrical engineering would get 12 votes.


Certainly an understanding of history and of our past leaders, the issues and a standing familiarity of the nations past problems and solutions certainly leads to better decisions on leadership then a wino who doesnt know how many sides are on a triangle.

I used to think that, too, until I spent a lot of time with poli sci and history majors. But again, maybe I've merely encountered an atypical sample set.

Winos often eschew triangles for the reasonable purposes of avoiding Hounds of Tindalos.


This way everyone still gets a say, but the idiots arnt driving the ship. If a graduated system is acceptable for taxes why isnt it acceptable for voting? (Aside from the obvious Constitutional restrictions)

Taxes are far more easily quantifiable, both cardinally and ordinally, than the cognitive advantages of one field of study over another, and thus lend themselves more easily to such a graduated system.

I've met a lot of poli-sci majors...but maybe I got a bad sample.

Okay, but then we have to add:

6 votes for engineers
7 votes for electrical engineers
8 votes for mathematicians
9 votes for non-applied mathematicians
10 votes for mathematicians whose work can only be applied to purely theoretical universes and reading the Necronomicon.

Hmmm, all the engineers I've run into (Northrop/Boeing), yeah, not so bright when it came to political issues. Too into their "figuring out the universe" or some such.

I think the topic most likely to achieve the best results, would be the space travel one.

Hmmm, all the engineers I've run into (Northrop/Boeing), yeah, not so bright when it came to political issues. Too into their "figuring out the universe" or some such.

Once they've reconciled a few particle issues and figured out cost-effecitve q-bits, then they'll start working on the politicians.

Well, right after indistinguishably artificial Turing-and-Hammurab-test passing sex robots.

Prostitution and Space are neck and neck!

Space whores, here we come!

Once they've reconciled a few particle issues and figured out cost-effecitve q-bits, then they'll start working on the politicians.

Well, right after indistinguishably artificial Turing-and-Hammurab-test passing sex robots.

Sweet, I now have an extra-curricular project for my roomate to start working on. If anything comes of it, I'll be sure to let you know.

Wores whores whores whores whores whores whores whores...

Not that space wouldn't be a cool topic, just whores would be better.

LG may be deciding the topic.

LG may be deciding the topic.

Based on pure votes, or on the 'calculated' votes?

In fact - do the 'calculated' votes count for the topic choice? Or are they only for the final scoring?

Based on pure votes, or on the 'calculated' votes?

In fact - do the 'calculated' votes count for the topic choice? Or are they only for the final scoring?

The weighted vote scale is only for judging the outcome of the debate itself.

Only the subject, if I understand Neo Art's incoherent stringing together of whatever subset of the alphabet he knows, will be based on this poll.

Space Travel FTW.

I don't care what the First Chair Skin-flautist of the Boston Fops says, we're not doing a running off for the fucking run off.

I don't care what the First Chair Skin-flautist of the Boston Fops says, we're not doing a running off for the fucking run off.

Well, whores beat space by one vote in the first poll, didn't they? In the event of a tie, you could use that as the tie-breaker.

Alternatively, you could just bring back one of your alter-egos to vote for whores and break the tie that way. ;)

I went with space. Whores have been done to death.

I went with space. Whores have been done to death.

"Whores have been done to death."

Throw in his name and phone number, and you've got Neo Art's business card.

"Whores have been done to death."

Throw in his name and phone number, and you've got Neo Art's business card.

I lol'ed.

whores are never perfect. They may look pretty outside, but inside they're filthy, dirty and ugly, like a tumor. Like a giant tumor that needs to be cut out of a healthy body. Whores are dirty, dirty women, and they should pay

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what?
They're ALL asking for it, ALL THE TIME.
http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/files/2008/09/airplane.jpg

I sense a plot by Ayn Rand to throw this poll. Before it was neck and neck, but now whores are three votes ahead.

Ayn Rand has three previous incantations. Coincidence?

You know, I'm starting to think I wasted my 17 votes on Compulsory Military Service.

I sense a plot by Ayn Rand to throw this poll. Before it was neck and neck, but now whores are three votes ahead.

Ayn Rand has three previous incantations. Coincidence?

Shit, I didn't even think of that. Hang on a sec...

You know, I'm starting to think I wasted my 17 votes on Compulsory Military Service.

As long as you participated, it was never a waste.

Not like the money for Neo Art's tuition that I had to earn as a male escort in Athol, Massachusetts.

Not like the money for Neo Art's tuition that I had to earn as a male escort in Athol, Massachusetts.

Is Athol a suburb of Bendover? I had an old army buddy from there. He used to brag about it being Jay Leno's hometown. I think he had a bit of a crush on Leno.

Is Athol a suburb of Bendover? I had an old army buddy from there. He used to brag about it being Jay Leno's hometown. I think he had a bit of a crush on Leno.

Neo Art was dorm-mates with Conan Obrien.

They had separate rooms, but always kept one empty, if you know what I mean.

Neo Art was dorm-mates with Conan Obrien.

They had separate rooms, but always kept one empty, if you know what I mean.

Neo likes tall, goofy, red-headed guys?

*picks teeth*

Oh, it's on. It's on like my Mayberry doppelgänger: Howard, Ron.

I am declaring this poll closed, and whores have won.

I am declaring this poll closed, and whores have won.

What a lame topic.

I am unsurprisedly disappointed with NSG.

What a lame topic.

I am unsurprisedly disappointed with NSG.

Then you should prevail upon Neo Art to simply surrender.

Then you should prevail upon Neo Art to simply surrender.

Pfft, as if I'd need to prevail. If ever there was a cheese eating surrender monkey, it was Neo Art.

Wait...are there French jews?

Wait...are there French jews?How many words for victory do they have that they never use?

How many words for victory do they have that they never use?

Is there a dead cat in a box at the end of this question?

Is there a dead cat in a box at the end of this question?
Yes and no. It's been since the beginning.

Wait...are there French jews?

We call them Frews for short. *nod*

Wait...are there French jews?

I know there was one... And don't tell anyone, but he was having an affair!

I sense a plot by Ayn Rand to throw this poll. Before it was neck and neck, but now whores are three votes ahead.

Ayn Rand has three previous incantations. Coincidence?

Isn't it actually at least four incarnations?

Isn't it actually at least four incarnations?

I can only think of 3 + Ayn Rand. What's the fourth?

whores have won.As it should be.
Besides, it's NS.

So is this debate ever going to happen?

My popcorn is going soggy :(

So is this debate ever going to happen?

My popcorn is going soggy :(

The Frews are trying to scuttle the debate. :(

I am declaring this poll closed, and whores have won.So are you pro or anti? Who decides, and how?

@ Neo Art: let's huddle and figure out who is one what side.

Your vile and malicious comments against me must be avenged, so lets get this going, so that the Ghost can rest.

@ Neo Art: let's huddle and figure out who is one what side.

Your vile and malicious comments against me must be avenged, so lets get this going, so that the Ghost can rest.

sure thing.

Whore.

sure thing.

Whore.

I'll in a lecture with His Honor tonight, so don't say or post anything that will make me laugh out loud, with my luck likely when he makes some sort of somber point.

I'll in a lecture with His Honor tonight, so don't say or post anything that will make me laugh out loud, with my luck likely when he makes some sort of somber point.

whatever you say, saggy tits.

@ Neo Art: let's huddle and figure out who is one what side.

Your vile and malicious comments against me must be avenged, so lets get this going, so that the Ghost can rest.

I'll in a lecture with His Honor tonight, so don't say or post anything that will make me laugh out loud, with my luck likely when he makes some sort of somber point.

The bolded parts make you ineligible for further mocking of NA's spelling and grammar mistakes - which is a pity.

The bolded parts make you ineligible for further mocking of NA's spelling and grammar mistakes - which is a pity.

I knew you were useful to keep around.

I knew you were useful to keep around.

Dunno whether I mentioned it before, but: I positively love to do the dishes. And to vacuum.

Dunno whether I mentioned it before, but: I positively love to do the dishes. And to vacuum.

Are you drunk?

Are you drunk?

Never. I don't smoke, either, and have generally a very low number of habits that will endanger the spotlessness of your sofa.

P.S. Also my hair doesn't shed all too obnoxiously.

Never. I don't smoke, either, and have generally a very low number of habits that will endanger the spotlessness of your sofa.

P.S. Also my hair doesn't shed all too obnoxiously.

all of which are pluses.

Back at ya, btw.

all of which are pluses.

Back at ya, btw.
Indeed. It's also fairly easy to adjust one's interior design's main color so that my hair won't even get noticed even if it's all over the place, and still have a very nice-looking apartment.

Indeed. It's also fairly easy to adjust one's interior design's main color so that my hair won't even get noticed even if it's all over the place, and still have a very nice-looking apartment.

what'd that be, a light brown? You'd match my carpet...

p.s. Also my hair doesn't shed all too obnoxiously.

all of which are pluses.


:$ :(

:$ :(

funny story. After you visited for New Years, I found a hair of yours on a towel AFTER it had gone through the washing machine. Tenatious little fuckers...

:$ :(

Don't worry Poli. You can shed on my couch if you want.

Don't worry Poli. You can shed on my couch if you want.

Poli doesn't so much "shed" as she reproduces via hair.

funny story. After you visited for New Years, I found a hair of yours on a towel AFTER it had gone through the washing machine. Tenatious little fuckers...

I swear I really don't shed more than normal people. You just notice it more, given that my hairs are, y'know, kinda distinctive.

Besides, some of the same things that make my hair noticeable once it's off my head also make it fun while it's still attached...

what'd that be, a light brown? You'd match my carpet...

If I manage the complicated tech involved, a cropped picture including my hair shall be attached.

If I manage the complicated tech involved, a cropped picture including my hair shall be attached.

Hair received. a little darker than most of my furniture, but it should fairly well blend in with the carpet.

...and the cat.

Hair received. a little darker than most of my furniture, but it should fairly well blend in with the carpet.

...and the cat.

Yes, it gets all coppery in the sun. :]

Tenatious little fuckers...

You make my eyes fucking bleed.

so when does this debate occur?

so when does this debate occur?

we have been hashing out the details. We've figured out the format and who will be taking what side, based on a random number generator, which if it picked even, one of us would get the pro, and if it picked odd, the inverse.

Our random number generator being Poli, who I am sure was a bit perplexed last night with a random IM from me going "pick a number between 1 and 10"

we have been hashing out the details. We've figured out the format and who will be taking what side, based on a random number generator, which if it picked even, one of us would get the pro, and if it picked odd, the inverse.

Our random number generator being Poli, who I am sure was a bit perplexed last night with a random IM from me going "pick a number between 1 and 10"

I still think you should have had the hippy one, it would have made for a much funnier debate.

Our random number generator being Poli, who I am sure was a bit perplexed last night with a random IM from me going "pick a number between 1 and 10"

Nah, I'm fairly used to you saying strange things to me on IM. Well, at least strange by most people's definitions. :tongue:

So, where and when is the debate again?

So, where and when is the debate again?

In the Thunderdome at high noon or after tea on saturday. :wink:

In the Thunderdome at high noon or after tea on saturday. :wink:

Ah. Well, I know to bring my protective earplugs, then.

So, umm. I'm gone for two days and yet cannot come back to a fully-fledged NA-Ghost discussion?

Disappointment sets in.

So, umm. I'm gone for two days and yet cannot come back to a fully-fledged NA-Ghost discussion?

Disappointment sets in.

In another thread they indicated that the rumbling would start on monday...

In another thread they indicated that the rumbling would start on Monday...
Oh, noes. You sayin' I even have to start listening to them on other threads? The effort, the effort. *le sigh*

Oh, noes. You sayin' I even have to start listening to them on other threads? The effort, the effort. *le sigh*

...or you could depend on getting your information through third-parties, like now :p

...or you could depend on getting your information through third-parties, like now :p

Indeed. I'll build a little feeding trough for you, and you gather every noon and give me your info. I like that.

Indeed. I'll build a little feeding trough for you, and you gather every noon and give me your info. I like that.

Offer up some chocolate in that trough, and give me time to get to know your pet Elk inbetween stints, and this might be a workable arrangement ;)

Offer up some chocolate in that trough

That's a given, no? I've recently tried white with brittle, and dark with Sel de Mer; I can recommend both. and give me time to get to know your pet Elk in between stints
Which one of the many?

That's a given, no? I've recently tried white with brittle, and dark with Sel de Mer; I can recommend both.
Which one of the many?

What I find scariest is that you have multiple elk...

What I find scariest is that you have multiple elk...

For the sake of quick posting, I forwent a thorough count. I still don't have time for that, but quick one shows.. *counts* 13 individual ones from where I can see. I estimate a total of well over 40.

In another thread they indicated that the rumbling would start on Monday...

It is now Tuesday. I shall expect the debaters to pay late delivery fees.

It is now Tuesday. I shall expect the debaters to pay late delivery fees.

Don't worry, I have word that the debate is coming soon! I believe it will commence some time after the release of Duke Nukem forever.

Ai'ight, 'sup. Playas and bitches, I done called this press conference all up in here to announce that Neo Art be duckin' me. You hear that, you mark ass trick fool, you duckin' me!

The way you been duckin' is a disgrace.

Ai'ight, 'sup. Playas and bitches, I done called this press conference all up in here to announce that Neo Art be duckin' me. You hear that, you mark ass trick fool, you duckin' me!

The way you been duckin' is a disgrace.

Ths is one of the most wierdest posts I've ever read.

Ths is one of the most wierdest posts I've ever read.

You're new yet.

You're new yet.

And young, so young.

Ai'ight, 'sup. Playas and bitches, I done called this press conference all up in here to announce that Neo Art be duckin' me. You hear that, you mark ass trick fool, you duckin' me!

The way you been duckin' is a disgrace.

Oh shyte! Shyte is goin' down! I tell ya'. Shyte is goin' down!

Ai'ight, 'sup. Playas and bitches, I done called this press conference all up in here to announce that Neo Art be duckin' me. You hear that, you mark ass trick fool, you duckin' me!

The way you been duckin' is a disgrace.

Oh someone TALKS big, but where were you last night, when I waited up ALL NIGHT for you? Huh? HUH? Out with some cheap floozy I bet.

Oh shyte! Shyte is goin' down! I tell ya'. Shyte is goin' down!

You can be our ring girl...just wear the cat ears...and I mean just the cat ears.

Oh someone TALKS big, but where were you last night, when I waited up ALL NIGHT for you? Huh? HUH? Out with some cheap floozy I bet.

I've been here, Rock. Bubba Lang is ALWAYS here.

Ghost of Ayn Rand is almost ALWAYS here, because I don't have a life or a real job or gas money or multiple bitches like you have...

Neo Art got so many girls, people call him "Bitches". No disrespect.

I have a motion outline due on Thursday, can we do this after that?

Bitches?

Bitches?

...I wonder what would happen to me if I tried adopting this nickname for NA? :tongue:

(Please note, NA, that I am not, in fact, trying it. Just wondering. Please don't destroy me too very much.)

You can be our ring girl...just wear the cat ears...and I mean just the cat ears.

Sorry my dear Ghost, but I must respectfully decline. I'll cheer you against the Jewish lawyer in catsuits all the way. I'll bring some pop corn too.;)

I've been here, Rock. Bubba Lang is ALWAYS here.

Ghost of Ayn Rand is almost ALWAYS here, because I don't have a life or a real job or gas money or multiple bitches like you have...

Neo Art got so many girls, people call him "Bitches". No disrespect.

I have a motion outline due on Thursday, can we do this after that?

Bitches?

No disrespect? You just called your grandfather bitches! (BEST fucking line of that show).

I was thinking initial arguments will go up Sunday. I have a few details in mind, TG me or catch me on Yahoo if you got something in mind.

Lemme know if you need help with the motion.

Can I call you boobookittyfuck?

No disrespect? You just called your grandfather bitches! (BEST fucking line of that show).

I was thinking initial arguments will go up Sunday. I have a few details in mind, TG me or catch me on Yahoo if you got something in mind.

Lemme know if you need help with the motion.

Can I call you boobookittyfuck?

Will you be able to pronounce it while giving "oral arguments" to Poli and the rest of your bitches?