This sounds promising....
Dylsexic Untied
06-02-2009, 00:31
So I'm in the mood for a really bad movie for some reason, and wandering through the local gas station/convenience store, when I see David Carradine staring at me from a DVD cover. I go and pick it up, and lo and behold, I witness Kung Fu Killer, starring him and Daryl Hannah. Here's the back:China, 1929, As the Republic crumbles, only the legendary Wudang monks dare to defy the ruthless warlords trafficking in the opium trade. Among them is White Crane (Carradine, from Kung Fu and Kill Bill, for those of you too young to know), a master of the martial arts and protector of the innocent. After the drug lords brutally murder his revered teacher, Crane goes to Shanghai seeking vengeance. There in the decadent, urban underworld, he meets and joins forces with a seductive, American cabaret singer (Daryl Hannah, Kill Bill) to take down the powers of evil in this relentless, action-packed thriller.Sound bad enough?
greed and death
06-02-2009, 00:35
yeah its bad
So I'm in the mood for a really bad movie for some reason, and wandering through the local gas station/convenience store, when I see David Carradine staring at me from a DVD cover. I go and pick it up, and lo and behold, I witness Kung Fu Killer, starring him and Daryl Hannah. Here's the back:Sound bad enough?
sounds like something I would watch.
Rambhutan
06-02-2009, 00:47
It is bad and not in an enjoyable way.
Dylsexic Untied
06-02-2009, 00:49
It is bad and not in an enjoyable way.
Worse than Uwe Boll?
Extreme Ironing
06-02-2009, 01:12
Carradine... hmm.... wasn't he in Death Race 2000?
Dylsexic Untied
06-02-2009, 01:19
http://www.fandango.com/davidcarradine/filmography/p84255
EDIT: yes he was
Heinleinites
06-02-2009, 07:09
That sounds like a quality bad movie. Another good bad movie was Trailer Park of Terror. I got that from one of those DVD rental boxes for a buck, and I was thoroughly entertained.
Querinos
06-02-2009, 08:42
... I see David Carradine staring at me...
Watch Dead and Breakfest. It's so-so, but not terrible.
So I'm in the mood for a really bad movie for some reason...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1050160/
Mind you, if you get squeamish regarding excessive, over-the-top gore, this movie is NOT for you.
But if you don't mind that, this is quite simply the worst movie I've ever seen, so you should be all set for some MST3K style fun.
Extreme Ironing
06-02-2009, 11:35
http://www.fandango.com/davidcarradine/filmography/p84255
EDIT: yes he was
What makes that film even funnier is watching Sylvester Stallone in his earlier film days :tongue:
Straughn
07-02-2009, 04:59
What makes that film even funnier is watching Sylvester Stallone in his earlier film days :tongue:
You mean, Party at Kittie & Studs?
Seen it. Gonna put it on the screen at Fred Meyer. Great belt scene.
Check out Wrong Turn and its sequel.
Rambhutan
07-02-2009, 15:15
Worse than Uwe Boll?
Never seen any. It is bad for a David Carradine film. If you want to watch a bad film try Black Gestapo if you can find it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1050160/
Mind you, if you get squeamish regarding excessive, over-the-top gore, this movie is NOT for you.
But if you don't mind that, this is quite simply the worst movie I've ever seen, so you should be all set for some MST3K style fun.
I don't like alot of gore, but I loved that movie. the SF was sooo cheesy that the Gore was like a heaping flood of melted cheese! :tongue:
FEAST (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0426459/) is another gore-fest that I liked. the offbeat humor and director's style added it's own unique blend to the horror Genre.
Sadly, Feast II: Sloppy Seconds (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1104835/) failed badly...
you could just watch the Governator in Last Action Hero, people won't stop complaining about that one :p