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I am a young woman(19) not a dude but have been called he twice. why is that? i won't try to get you banned just tell me. it's annoying when it gets to be more than one person who does it.

It's the beard

Who are you?

Oh, and English uses the masculine as default. And it's the internet. There are no girls.

On the Internet, "GIRL" = "guy in real life".

Because the majority of the active population here is male, thus the presumption is that an unknown poster is male, most likely.

however, the last time someone made a thread like this, she ended up being called "pancake". Just a warning.

Your name doesn't end in an a or an e.

Sorry.

Because there's no women on the internet. All "women" on the internet look like this.

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i218/internetme665/-fat_guy.jpg

Seriously though, I know how that can be. My friend has short hair and she is "manly" looking, and she keeps getting called "Sir".

I hate idiots.

Because the majority of the active population here is male, thus the presumption is that an unknown poster is male, most likely.

however, the last time someone made a thread like this, she ended up being called "pancake". Just a warning.

I don't know about that - you seem convinced that some here are female.

if it bothers you add a signature that states that you are female

or put FEMALE in your location...

You know Euroslavia says the same thing, I wonder why he is out to confuse us.

It's the beard

And the man hands. Obligatory Seinfeld reference.

I don't know about that - you seem convinced that some here are female.

Yes, i have these things called eyes, they come in handy.

I am a young woman(19) not a dude but have been called he twice. why is that?
You're on NSG but your name doesn't end in an 'a'.

if it bothers you add a signature that states that you are female

or put FEMALE in your location...

Yeah, that's convincing...

I am a young woman(19) not a dude but have been called he twice. why is that? i won't try to get you banned just tell me. it's annoying when it gets more than one person does it.

Young woman? 19?

So how you doing? ;)

(Before you get repulsed I am only joking)

Yes, i have these things called eyes, they come in handy.

OMG, you're Jew-Man! You have X-Ray vision! :eek:

if it bothers you add a signature that states that you are female

or put FEMALE in your location...

FEMALE is a great location... I wish I was there now.

if it bothers you add a signature that states that you are female

or put FEMALE in your location...

oh man that is clever . . .unfortunately I, at least, rarely read location. . .I had no idea you were Female Ash

You're on NSG but your name doesn't end in an 'a'.

but...but...muravyets...and...yootopia ends in an a....

Because there's no women on the internet. All "women" on the internet look like this.

<snippy disturbing pic>

Wilgrove, I told you stop putting your pictures on the internet.

In any case, that picture is frightening.

And the man hands.

Penis doesn't help...

*Saw Seinfeld, took it further*

but...but...muravyets...and...yootopia ends in an a....
Coincidence? I think not.

People naturally assume an anonymous person on the internet to be male. I won't make that mistake in the future now.

Coincidence? I think not.

so Mur is a dude and you're a woman?

Go figure...

Wilgrove, I told you stop putting your pictures on the internet.

In any case, that picture is frightening.

Hey, I could've posted a much worse picture than that, trust me.

Yeah, that's convincing...
it doesnt have to be convincing.

does it really matter if i am a man pretending to be a woman?

all that matters is that people get used to referring to posters by their preferred gender designation.

so Mur is a dude and you're a woman?

Go figure...
No, it's just a sure sign we love to fuck with people :)

No, it's just a sure sign we love to fuck with people :)

get out of my head!

oh man that is clever . . .unfortunately I, at least, rarely read location. . .I had no idea you were Female Ash
really?

but i have a female avatar!

Wilgrove, I told you stop putting your pictures on the internet.

In any case, that picture is frightening.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v346/parapyropig/startreknov25ef7.jpg

get out of my head!

Neo has just been mind fucked.

Neo has just been mind fucked.

wouldn't be the first time....

wouldn't be the first time....

and you love it.

Because the majority of the active population here is male, thus the presumption is that an unknown poster is male, most likely.

however, the last time someone made a thread like this, she ended up being called "pancake". Just a warning.
what's a pancake, neo art? besides food?

<snippity>

Exactly my friend.

How are we supposed to know? Probably 90% of posters here are male. So unless the opposite can be clearly inferred from their posts, chances are that 90% of the time it's correct to assume that a new poster is male.

Sometimes people will make an effort to write "they" or "he/she" as long as they don't know someone's gender yet but mostly it's just easier to go with "he" and change to "she" once it turns out you were wrong.

i won't try to get you banned
Uh... thanks? WTF?

what's a pancake, neo art? besides food?

a 17 year old girl from north carolina, apparently...

wouldn't be the first time....

What say you to a threesome, Neo, with at least one of these...

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh68/nasiriyah110/paperbag.jpg

oh man that is clever . . .unfortunately I, at least, rarely read location. . .I had no idea you were Female Ash

Clues Ashmoria is female

location says Female
name ends in "a"
intelligent
witty



:p

Uh... thanks? WTF?

That's what I was thinking, I would like to see him try? :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v346/parapyropig/startreknov25ef7.jpg

I this a picture of Captain Kirk letting a fart rip?

really?

but i have a female avatar!

lmfao! awesome :D

Clues Ashmoria is female

location says Female
name ends in "a"
intelligent
witty



:p

But....you're name doesn't end with an A! IT DOESN'T END WITH AN A! *rocks and forth in corner in a room muttering "No A"*

Clues Ashmoria is female

location says Female
name ends in "a"
intelligent
witty



:p
. . .*feels like an idiot* . . .how could I possibly have missed it. Wait LG's still a guy right? I mean he's witty and intelligent and --

I this a picture of Captain Kirk letting a fart rip?

That would explain Chekov's expression.

I got a telegram advising me of my mistake
I think it was from her but I didn't really read it before I deleted it......so sorry

But....you're name doesn't end with an A! IT DOESN'T END WITH AN A! *rocks and forth in corner in a room muttering "No A"*

ah, but I get double triple bonus points for intelligent/witty*





*because I said so and I make the rules, that's why.

. . .*feels like an idiot* . . .how could I possibly have missed it. Wait LG's still a guy right? I mean he's witty and intelligent and --

LG doesn't end in an "a"

What say you to a threesome, Neo, with at least one of these...

-insert image-




my eyes... cannot unsee..



to op: internet = no wimminz

guys are guys, girls are guys, 12 year-olds are FBI/FSB/insert homegrown intelligence department here

That would explain Chekov's expression.
I was thinking either he let a rip, or started singing 'My Fair Lady' again.

. . .*feels like an idiot* . . .how could I possibly have missed it. Wait LG's still a guy right? I mean he's witty and intelligent and --

Yeah, apparently the more abuse the testes get the higher your IQ becomes. Idiocy resides on the Y baby.

Clues Ashmoria is female

location says Female
name ends in "a"
intelligent
witty



:p

So A = Female, has anyone told the Ayn Rand fanboys?

ah, but I get double triple bonus points for intelligent/witty*
Also a "Smunkee" sounds like a furry animal.

Yeah, apparently the more abuse the testes get the higher your IQ becomes. Idiocy resides on the Y baby.

I resemble that remark.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y74/mountaincop/poster72834162.jpg

I am a young woman(19) not a dude but have been called he twice. why is that? i won't try to get you banned just tell me.

It's. The. Internet.

Also a "Smunkee" sounds like a furry animal.

Smunkees are not furry. They are crustaceans.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v346/parapyropig/startreknov25ef7.jpg

I this a picture of Captain Kirk letting a fart rip?

The Starship Enterprise is watching you poop!

-snip-

Meh, not really doing anything for me.

Smunkees are not furry. They are crustaceans.
Eh crustaceans are detrivores. I always imagined smunkees storing berries and such.

I was thinking either he let a rip, or started singing 'My Fair Lady' again.

"My fair lady" would explain Sulu's expression. Maybe Kirk was doing both at the same time farting to the melody perhaps.

Eh crustaceans are detrivores. I always imagined smunkees storing berries and such.

Perhaps they are some sort of hybrid squirrel-crab.

Perhaps they are some sort of hybrid squirrel-crab.
Oh noes :D

"My fair lady" would explain Sulu's expression. Maybe Kirk was doing both at the same time farting to the melody perhaps.

The endlessly talented Mr. Shatner everyone!

Perhaps they are some sort of hybrid squirrel-crab.

Sounds like something that belongs in VKZ's thread.

Eh crustaceans are detrivores. I always imagined smunkees storing berries and such.

It's to do with the cartoon comic book facade.

I always avoid pronoun use or use "they" until I know the gender of the person I'm replying to online. About half my friends are transgender, genderqueer etc so quite often I need to take this approach in real life until I've found out what pronoun people refer. There's a couple of people I know who from one day to the next keep changing whether they want to be called "he" "she" "they" or "it". Thats when it makes the transition (ha!) from being fine to slightly irritating.

Perhaps they are some sort of hybrid squirrel-crab.

oh good lord. A tree climbing rodent that reproduces like mad and has pincers and a shell??? THE WORLD IS TEH OVERZ! . . . .game over man . . .game over!

I got a telegram advising me of my mistake
I think it was from her but I didn't really read it before I deleted it......so sorry
skip rat, i did send you a telegram about you calling me a he.

Oh noes :D

What do you have against sqrabs?

What do you have against sqrabs?
It's the Sqlobsters I'm really scared of.

I always avoid pronoun use or use "they" until I know the gender of the person I'm replying to online.

Yes, I do this also, though I still start to form a picture of them by the way they type and the things they say. It is then odd to be told they are a different gender than previously-thought, and then it's like their posts have the wrong voice type!

skip rat, i did send you a telegram about you calling me a he.

Please accept my apologies then. I will try and behave with decency and decorum from now on

So.....19 eh?:D

It's the Sqlobsters I'm really scared of.

Nah. They're not the threat. It's the squiders that you have to watch out for:

http://andrearf.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/spider-squirrel.jpg

oh good lord. A tree climbing rodent that reproduces like mad and has pincers and a shell??? THE WORLD IS TEH OVERZ! . . . .game over man . . .game over!

See the Squiders pic and quake in fear!!

Yes, I do this also, though I still start to form a picture of them by the way they type and the things they say. It is then odd to be told they are a different gender than previously-thought, and then it's like their posts have the wrong voice type!
It's like seeing a radio jockey.

Jesus Christ, LG! That picture sent a panic attack right through my central nervous system!

*hates*

*pulse racing*

It's like seeing a radio jockey.

Yes. Not always a very nice experience. Perhaps this is why the bbc now put pictures of most of the presenters on the website by their show?


I'm curious: what gender do I come across as?

The Starship Enterprise is watching you poop!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/SaintB/demotivator2.jpg

It is now immortalized forever LG.

Jesus Christ, LG! That picture sent a panic attack right through my central nervous system!

*hates*

*pulse racing*

Calm down. They rarely leave the trees. ...in your neighborhood.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/SaintB/demotivator2.jpg

It is now immortalized forever LG.

Yay! *makes a copy*

Calm down. They rarely leave the trees. ...in your neighborhood.

Except when you are asleep

Except when you are asleep

True. *nod*

Except when you are asleep

You shouldn't joke about shit like that.

*arms self with two cans of Mortein*

See the Squiders pic and quake in fear!!

*A person curled up into a ball in the corner of asafe room*
"don't send them after me! Please! pretty please! Oh god no here they come ! AHHHH--------"
*Screams continue . . . .briefly*
*transmition cuts off*

*screams within viewing room continue . . .rather longer*

*A person curled up into a ball in the corner of asafe room*
"don't send them after me! Please! pretty please! Oh god no here they come ! AHHHH--------"
*transmition cuts off*
*Screams continue . . . .briefly*

Wouldn't the screams continue and *then* the transmission cut off?

Wouldn't the screams continue and *then* the transmission cut off?

I've found that to usually be the case.

I am a young woman(19) not a dude but have been called he twice. why is that? i won't try to get you banned just tell me. it's annoying when it gets more than one person does it.

short, consise posts, like that one. not enough natter. ;)

i don't know... quite a few people have sigs turned off, so you might put FEMALE in your location. cos otherwise you are automatically given an e-penis. for some reason >.>

Wouldn't the screams continue and *then* the transmission cut off?

right!

EDITED

Calm down. They rarely leave the trees. ...in your neighborhood.They mostly come at night. Mostly.

I'm curious: what gender do I come across as?
Well the Ironing suggests being male, but the addition of 'extreme' suggests "I am a lady in her late teens or early twenties mocking society haw haw, so I am honestly confused :tongue:

I'm curious: what gender do I come across as?

Male.

I am a young woman(19) not a dude but have been called he twice. why is that? i won't try to get you banned just tell me. it's annoying when it gets more than one person does it.

Dis da internet dere be no gals heer

On the Internet, "GIRL" = "guy in real life".
Not always; at the very least it depends which websites you're talking about.

Anyway, I'm guessing it's because people who don't know the gender and don't think about it don't bother to say "he/she" and instead say "he" by default. They probably don't intend to get your gender mixed up, and I'm not sure they're even necessarily thinking about it.

I am a young woman(19) not a dude but have been called he twice. why is that? i won't try to get you banned just tell me. it's annoying when it gets more than one person does it.

Boys tend to think that on the internet there are no girls. :wink:

Boys tend to think that on the internet there are no girls. :wink:

Most of the time, I believe that one's gender is irrelevant on the Internet.

Boys tend to think that on the internet there are no girls. :wink:

There aren't any. It's an illusion.

Boys tend to think that on the internet there are no girls. :wink:
Oh really, I guess I must not exist and all, seeing as how I'm a boy and realize there are girls on the Internet. o.o

But seriously though, on what do you base the association of being male with thinking there are no girls on the Internet?

But seriously though, on what do you base the association of being male with thinking there are no girls on the Internet?

Read the OP, Hyteria?

Nah. They're not the threat. It's the squiders that you have to watch out for:

http://andrearf.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/spider-squirrel.jpg

Is it weird that I actually think that's really cute?

To the OP: it's just a numbers game. Most of the people here are male, and so many people tend to assume you're male by default until you've been around long enough that people know one way or the other. Pretty much all of us girls have gone through the "wait....you're a SHE?!" phase at one point or another. :p

Read the OP, Hyteria?
Sounds somewhat non sequitir if you ask me. The OP (assuming that means "original post") said that she had been called "he" twice; that wasn't much, and even THEN she didn't say it was boys who called her "he"; Poliwanacraca said that girls go through a "wait you're a she" phase, which suggests that even girls wouldn't expect to find other girls on the Internet.

I repeat, on what do you base the association of being male with thinking there are no girls on the Internet?

Sounds somewhat non sequitir if you ask me. The OP (assuming that means "original post") said that she had been called "he" twice; that wasn't much, and even THEN she didn't say it was boys who called her "he"; Poliwanacraca said that girls go through a "wait you're a she" phase, which suggests that even girls wouldn't expect to find other girls on the Internet.

I am well aware of that because, at the beginning, many people on NSG thought I was a 'he'.

I repeat, on what do you base the association of being male with thinking there are no girls on the Internet?

Because the usual reaction of guys on the internet is "Are you a girl?! I didn't know". I've encountered the same reaction in more than one forum.

I am well aware of that because, at the beginning, many people on NSG thought I was a 'he'.

Question - if most of us are never going to see you in person, what difference does it make if you're a male or female?

Question - if most of us are never going to see you in person, what difference does it make if you're a male or female?

To me it makes no difference. But for the OP it seems it does.

To me it makes no difference. But for the OP it seems it does.

My point exactly.

Because the usual reaction of guys on the internet is "Are you a girl?! I didn't know".
Any proof that this is the "usual reaction of guys"? And how do you know when people saying this aren't girls themselves?

Any proof of this? And how do you know the people saying this aren't girls themselves?

When I started posting here, RhynoD thought I was a he and asked me.

I don't know, nor do I ask. As I told Hotwife, it doesn't really matter.

I repeat, on what do you base the association of being male with thinking there are no girls on the Internet?

Because girls have a built-in advantage in the "remembering that there are girls here" department. We can just look down from the keyboard and, yup, automatic reminder that some people are girls! :p

Because girls have a built-in advantage in the "remembering that there are girls here" department. We can just look down from the keyboard and, yup, automatic reminder that some people are girls! :p

wait...you're a girl?

Oh :(

Meh, I'm not sure why it matters. I'm sure plenty of people wrongly assume I'm female. Doesn't bother me much though.

I'm actually surprised more people didn't name their country in the feminine.

Because you have 55 posts and haven't done anything extremely relevant or significant enough to declare yourself as female before this post.

And now we know.

Because you have 55 posts and haven't done anything extremely relevant or significant enough to declare yourself as female before this post.

And now we know.Don't expect us to remember though, because most of us are probably drunk.

Because you have 55 posts and haven't done anything extremely relevant or significant enough to declare yourself as female before this post.

And now we know.

You missed her "I enjoy having a penis inserted in my vagina" thread, obviously.

wait...you're a girl?

Oh :(

I don't blame you for not noticing. I mean, I'm pretty masculine-looking, what with the long hair and the boobs and the hips and all. ;)

You missed her "I enjoy having a penis inserted in my vagina" thread, obviously.

Obviously, in your estimation there's no way a guy could have written that thread.

Obviously, in your estimation there's no way a guy could have written that thread.

not honestly, no. But then again, I don't assume everyone I encounter is lying.

Though, I understand why you would. What's that old saying, if your partner seems to be unreasonably suspicious that you're cheating, he probably is?

I guess it works that way with liars too.

Coincidence? I think not.

Don't be silly, you're not a girl.

not honestly, no. But then again, I don't assume everyone I encounter is lying.

Though, I understand why you would. What's that old saying, if your partner seems to be unreasonably suspicious that you're cheating, he probably is?

I guess it works that way with liars too.

I think the real reason you're not willing to fill out an SF 180 on me is that you don't want to find out how wrong you are.

To the OP:

Maybe it's your penis. :p

Actually, it i caued by the fact that, trangely enough, ome key on mot keyboard eem to get tuck more than other.
They were really writing "he", but the faulty key turned that into "he".

Don't be silly, you're not a girl.
Exactly.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/SaintB/demotivator2.jpg

It is now immortalized forever LG.

Time to steal!

my eyes... cannot unsee..



to op: internet = no wimminz

guys are guys, girls are guys, 12 year-olds are FBI/FSB/insert homegrown intelligence department here

Oh, I didn't know that I worked for the Supo.

Actually, it i caued by the fact that, trangely enough, ome key on mot keyboard eem to get tuck more than other.
They were really writing "he", but the faulty key turned that into "he".

Reading that post was like listening to Ozzie Osbourne speak.

WHAT?!

The Starship Enterprise is watching you poop!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/SaintB/demotivator2.jpg

It is now immortalized forever LG.

Kirk had no idea what "Two Girls, One Cup" was really about.

Reading that post was like listening to Ozzie Osbourne speak.

WHAT?!

S because i have to have 6 characters

Well the Ironing suggests being male, but the addition of 'extreme' suggests "I am a lady in her late teens or early twenties mocking society haw haw, so I am honestly confused :tongue:

Male.

Interesting. I've never made it explicit, but its interesting what people perceive of me and I of them. I suppose certain posts would make it obvious, but I wonder whether a certain posting style gives a gendered impression?

but I wonder whether a certain posting style gives a gendered impression?

I think so.

Although this is obviously a blatant generalisation, where I have thought a poster is female, it's because they tend to be more passionate in debate without coming across just as angry. Often male posters are very logical and detached, but also rant. Possibly due to anger being an emotion that it is 'ok' to express in public as a man....

/cod psychology

Me is girl.

Am I right in the impression I have that all the Mods are women?

Am I right in the impression I have that all the Mods are women?
No, actually, we're not all women.

No, actually, we're not all women.

Most?

No, actually, we're not all women.

It is true not all the mods are women.

But Katganistan is all woman.

Nah, we're actually top-heavy with gents.

It is true not all the mods are women.

But Katganistan is all woman.
*curtseys*

Nah, we're actually top-heavy with gents.


This surprises me.

I am a young woman(19) not a dude but have been called he twice. why is that? i won't try to get you banned just tell me. it's annoying when it gets more than one person does it.

It's because you're behaved.

See the Squiders pic and quake in fear!!
I, for one, welcome our new Squider overlords.

Nah, we're actually top-heavy with gents.


*curtseys*

One day you will have to ban me, delete me, red card me, warn me, or remove one of my posts for obscenity, flaming, blogginess, or writing a 2,000 word suicide note that results in 3 views and one response of "tl;dr".

But I still like you.

Nah. They're not the threat. It's the squiders that you have to watch out for:

http://andrearf.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/spider-squirrel.jpg

Calm down. They rarely leave the trees. ...in your neighborhood.

Looks more like a chipmunk/spider hybrid, therefore it is likely a burrowing animal, and probably stays under houses.:D

Its very dangerous to assume someone is Female on the Interwebs without conclusive proof saying that the person doesnt have a Penis...

May I point out Chris Hanson?:p

Girls on the internet? Nah, we're all just 50 year old fat sweaty guys living in our moms basement.

Kirk had no idea what "Two Girls, One Cup" was really about.

lmao

Boys tend to think that on the internet there are no girls. :wink:

Except for the super sexy Nanatsu. :fluffle:

In proper English, when one is not certain of the gender of the person of whom he is speaking, it often defaults to "he" as a universal pronoun.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender-neutral_pronoun

Kirk had no idea what "Two Girls, One Cup" was really about.

I want you to know....That I was curious enough to look that up after you said that.....

And I think im going to Vomit.....

lmao

I want you to know....That I was curious enough to look that up after you said that.....

And I think im going to Vomit.....

Isn't the pic quite appropriate for that caption though? :D

Isn't the pic quite appropriate for that caption though? :D

Oh it is, it is. XD

Kirk had no idea what "Two Girls, One Cup" was really about.

Probably.

As for the whole Guy-Girl "OMG ur a Grl!" thing.... Some GUYS (like myself) would just TG the person to find out if you really wanted to know. As for some GIRLS, they'd know instantly, It's that collective-female-intelligence thing.

Except for the super sexy Nanatsu. :fluffle:

:$
Heh.

:$
Heh.

Only a heh? I suppose that bombed out deeply.

*Slinks off*

Only a heh? I suppose that bombed out deeply.

*Slinks off*

No. I'm just not too inventive today. Sorry.

In proper English, when one is not certain of the gender of the person of whom he is speaking, it often defaults to "he" as a universal pronoun.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender-neutral_pronoun

You schoolteacher, you.

You missed her "I enjoy having a penis inserted in my vagina" thread, obviously.
i did not make a thread like that. it must have been another girl. that's dirty, at least to me. i am a good girl.

i did not make a thread like that. it must have been another girl. that's dirty, at least to me. i am a good girl.

Wait you're a girl?

For some reason I always thought you were male. :tongue:

i did not make a thread like that. it must have been another girl. that's dirty, at least to me. i am a good girl.

That'll change. ;)

i did not make a thread like that. it must have been another girl. that's dirty, at least to me. i am a good girl.
thats not good?

NS has the copy rights on calling every one He as It and Thing were taken

Boys tend to think that on the internet there are no girls. :wink:
You're clearly a man, we all know it.
I don't blame you for not noticing. I mean, I'm pretty masculine-looking, what with the long hair and the boobs and the hips and all. ;)

It's the penis that confuses us.

You're clearly a man, we all know it.

If that helps you sleep at night...:wink:

If that helps you sleep at night...:wink:

I was thinking that the idea of you with a beard and penis would be giving people nightmares actually. :)

I was thinking that the idea of you with a beard and penis would be giving people nightmares actually. :)

:wink:

I was thinking that the idea of you with a beard and penis would be giving people nightmares actually. :)

I find that making that assumption about everyone is a good thing.

If I'm ever surprised later, then it's a pleasant surprise.

That, and it makes some people's posts sound really funny.

short, consise posts, like that one. not enough natter. ;)

i don't know... quite a few people have sigs turned off, so you might put FEMALE in your location. cos otherwise you are automatically given an e-penis. for some reason >.>
pure metal, i have advice for you. go to my profile, statistics, find all post by behaved, go to the last page and see my first and second posts on this forum. the second post according to psychotic mongooses called it rambling incoherence and in jest called me a beauty queen contestant. my first post has the smile emticon. go then to page 3. on it are my post on the thread "America" and the one above it from the "George Bush is gone" thread. they have emoticons. see page 2. some posts there have 3 dots. for example "confused..." which is really there. you'll see when you get there. also, the first page has 3 dot posts, for example "a...". you can see it there.

pure metal, i have advice for you. go to my profile, statistics, find all post by behaved, go to the last page and see my first and second posts on this forum. the second post according to psychotic mongooses called it rambling incoherence and in jest called me a beauty queen contestant. my first post has the smile emticon. go then to page 3. on it are my post on the thread "America" and the one above it from the "George Bush is gone" thread. they have emoticons. see page 2. some posts there have 3 dots. for example "confused..." which is really there. you'll see when you get there. also, the first page has 3 dot posts, for example "a...". you can see it there.

What? Using emoticons means you are female? Or am I just confused.

Nobody will believe you're a girl until we can see your boobs. The traditional 4chan method of woman detection.

pure metal, i have advice for you. go to my profile, statistics, find all post by behaved, go to the last page and see my first and second posts on this forum. the second post according to psychotic mongooses called it rambling incoherence and in jest called me a beauty queen contestant. my first post has the smile emticon. go then to page 3. on it are my post on the thread "America" and the one above it from the "George Bush is gone" thread. they have emoticons. see page 2. some posts there have 3 dots. for example "confused..." which is really there. you'll see when you get there. also, the first page has 3 dot posts, for example "a...". you can see it there.

http://knowyourmeme.com/system/photo/image/409/lolwut.jpg

pure metal, i have advice for you. go to my profile, statistics, find all post by behaved, go to the last page and see my first and second posts on this forum. the second post according to psychotic mongooses called it rambling incoherence and in jest called me a beauty queen contestant. my first post has the smile emticon. go then to page 3. on it are my post on the thread "America" and the one above it from the "George Bush is gone" thread. they have emoticons. see page 2. some posts there have 3 dots. for example "confused..." which is really there. you'll see when you get there. also, the first page has 3 dot posts, for example "a...". you can see it there.

This example of making a mountain out of a molehill has certainly assured me of your femality (it so is a word)

pure metal, i have advice for you. go to my profile, statistics, find all post by behaved, go to the last page and see my first and second posts on this forum. the second post according to psychotic mongooses called it rambling incoherence and in jest called me a beauty queen contestant. my first post has the smile emticon. go then to page 3. on it are my post on the thread "America" and the one above it from the "George Bush is gone" thread. they have emoticons. see page 2. some posts there have 3 dots. for example "confused..." which is really there. you'll see when you get there. also, the first page has 3 dot posts, for example "a...". you can see it there.
lol

that sounds like stalking.

<snip>

You're completly crazy. I approve.

Wait you're a girl?

For some reason I always thought you were male. :tongue:
blouman empire, i made this thread to tell everyone i am a 19 year old female, so i won't be he'ed anymore.

short, consise posts, like that one. not enough natter. ;)


pure metal, i have advice for you. go to my profile, statistics, find all post by behaved, go to the last page and see my first and second posts on this forum. the second post according to psychotic mongooses called it rambling incoherence and in jest called me a beauty queen contestant. my first post has the smile emticon. go then to page 3. on it are my post on the thread "America" and the one above it from the "George Bush is gone" thread. they have emoticons. see page 2. some posts there have 3 dots. for example "confused..." which is really there. you'll see when you get there. also, the first page has 3 dot posts, for example "a...". you can see it there.

Well that rambling is obviously not short nor concise.

Like people have said,everybody gets the default of "he" on here until known otherwise. Put FEMALE in your location if you are THAT upset about it. Not that that would work all the time.

What? Using emoticons means you are female? Or am I just confused.
girls are viewed as more emotional, so it seems to me more likely to use emoticons.

blouman empire, i made this thread to tell everyone i am a 19 year old female, so i won't be he'ed anymore.

Obviously its important that you be identified correctly, so I will commit to memory that you are female.

someone said on this forum "you sir/madam..." which was good. i say he/she, they or it if unsure. i don't assume.

someone said on this forum "you sir/madam..." which was good. i say he/she, they or it if unsure. i don't assume.

I would be more offended for people calling me "it" than the wrong gender.

someone said on this forum "you sir/madam..." which was good. i say he/she, they or it if unsure. i don't assume.

o.0 Saying "he" is gender unspecific. Unless they're going on and on about your penis, they're probably trying to be neutral.

I'm really not sure why you need to discuss this further.

Point 1 There are no girls on the internet.
Point 2 "He" is used in English often to be gender unspecific.
Point 3 You claim to be female

I think we've covered everything now.

I would be more offended for people calling me "it" than the wrong gender.
^ this.

o.0 Saying "he" is gender unspecific. Unless they're going on and on about your penis, they're probably trying to be neutral.

I'm really not sure why you need to discuss this further.

Point 1 There are no girls on the internet.
Point 2 "He" is used in English often to be gender unspecific.
Point 3 You claim to be female

I think we've covered everything now.
^ and this. Even though I think Point 3 just opened a big can of worms... *prepares*

o.0 Saying "he" is gender unspecific. Unless they're going on and on about your penis, they're probably trying to be neutral.

I'm really not sure why you need to discuss this further.

Point 1 There are no girls on the internet.
Point 2 "He" is used in English often to be gender unspecific.
Point 3 You claim to be female

I think we've covered everything now.
if that's how you feel ask this thread be locked

if that's how you feel ask this thread be locked

Yeah, the mods don't do what I say, so meh. I'm just wondering if you have another issue we don't know about or if we're done here.

blouman empire, i made this thread to tell everyone i am a 19 year old female, so i won't be he'ed anymore.

Yes I know that I was having what one might call a joke.

So you want to go get a drink sometime? :wink:

girls are viewed as more emotional, so it seems to me more likely to use emoticons.

Well yes maybe but then I use them all the time so people may have a bit more understanding what I mean. For example in my last post on this thread I used this emoticon ":tongue:" now that was to signify to you that I was having a laugh.

^ and this. Even though I think Point 3 just opened a big can of worms... *prepares*

We need evidence of this alleged female-ness.

We need evidence of this alleged female-ness.

Pics or it didn't happen *nod*.

if that's how you feel ask this thread be locked

My question is: Does it really matters if you're a gal or a guy in a forum?

In regards to wether you're a good debater or not, gender really doesn't matter.

My question is: Does it really matters if you're a gal or a guy in a forum?

In regards to wether you're a good debater or not, gender really doesn't matter.

People tend to agree more vigorously or disagree less vigorously with someone they might want to fuck. I'm sure most wimminz online have noticed this to some degree. I know of one person who traded /hugs for l00t. I lol'd.

People tend to agree more vigorously or disagree less vigorously with someone they might want to fuck. I'm sure most wimminz online have noticed this to some degree. I know of one person who traded /hugs for l00t. I lol'd.

Mwm seeking a woman who will debate softly with me and not tell my wife. NSA. NWA. AARP. ARF. NKOTB. NAFTA.

if that's how you feel ask this thread be locked
That's... not really how this forum works.

o_O

Mwm seeking a woman who will debate softly with me and not tell my wife. NSA. NWA. AARP. ARF. NKOTB. NAFTA.
:tongue:












*tells your wife*

People tend to agree more vigorously or disagree less vigorously with someone they might want to fuck.

I, personally, don't want any special treatment when debating. Now, as for fucking...:cool:

I'm sure most wimminz online have noticed this to some degree. I know of one person who traded /hugs for l00t. I lol'd.

I've noticed it online, but I don't see that happening here on NSG. The wimminz on this forum are strong ladies.:wink:

:tongue:












*tells your wife*

*calls Ted Haggard for forgiveness advice*

The Internet:

Where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are cops.

I am a young woman(19) not a dude but have been called he twice. why is that? i won't try to get you banned just tell me. it's annoying when it gets to be more than one person who does it.

Pics or you have a penis.

Pics or you have a penis.

Pics can be faked too you know. Which explains over half of all internet relationships.

Pics can be faked too you know. Which explains over half of all internet relationships.

Pics can be faked, OR there are also traps. I always forget about the traps. Where is Admiral Ackbar when you need him?!

i did not make a thread like that. it must have been another girl. that's dirty, at least to me. i am a good girl.

Silly NA! Good girls only like LESBIAN sex. Duh.

i did not make a thread like that. it must have been another girl. that's dirty, at least to me. i am a good girl.

Prudish thoughts? On NSG?:eek:

Whoa, my nation is still alive!

I thought I'd have to revive it just to respond to this.

I don't know why people think you are male. It's very odd. When I was a noob I only posted a couple of times before everyone knew I was female. But that was before I'd posted pictures. Also, prior to anyone knows about my epic cleavage, I think. Although, to be fair, I am kind of fond of my cleavage, so I do make reference to it more often than I think I realize. And the boys of NSG, being as clever and horny as they are, picked up on it immediately. ;)

So, have you posted pics of your cleavage? This generally gets the guys to remember that you are female.

Also, I freely admit to being a spammer. And while there was a time in my youth when I read 12 pages of a thread before replying, I am past that stage. So, forgive me if I'm repeating what others have said.

I noticed you mentioned using emoticons, which somehow is meant to indicate that you are more emotional, which thusly means you must be female. I would like to address this concept further.

Have you admitted to being a dancer, preferably a ballerina? Or, failing that, a cheerleader? I mean, obviously men participate in the sports, but they are feminine enough that if you'd indicated a interest in these, we could narrow you down to "female" or "gay male."
Do you cook or bake? Making tacos doesn't count, because everyone knows LG can make tacos, and he is the embodiment of masculine virility. How about something more feminine, scones maybe? Tea doesn't count, because British guys can do that.
Do you scrapbook or take on arts and crafts projects? Nothing with a hammer or nail, mind, because we've already established that you are a good girl, and who knows where dealing with such innuendo could lead you?
Are you an English, History, or some other liberal arts major? After all, my personal theory is that there are no girls on the internet because wimminz don't know maths or science, and generally the internet attracts computer/math/science nerds. Or, better yet, do you not go to school because women belong in the kitchen?

Finally, have you made any of the guys here a sandwich yet, or at least poured them a beer? Guys obviously know that the maker of their sandwiches are women. D'uh.

I hope my advice has helped you see some ways of ensuring that the members of NSG remember not only your sex, but your gender as well!

If you need any further assistance from me, I'll be in the library with Iffy, trying to get him to demonstrate some more differences between men and women for me. :)

*loves Dubsy*

Because I'm in the library, with the candlestick?

I mean, I doubt you'd want to, but you can come study with us, too!

No, it was Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick...

Behaved is really making a big fuss about nothing, isn't he? Can't he just chill out? What's his problem? What could possibly annoy him so much? Maybe his testosterone is getting to him?

How about something more feminine, scones maybe?

Heh.

Because I'm in the library, with the candlestick?

I mean, I doubt you'd want to, but you can come study with us, too!

Can I bring a friend? Libraries ought to have more than one private, book-filled nook, after all... :wink:

Can I bring a friend? Libraries ought to have more than one private, book-filled nook, after all... :wink:

But I think that this might mean that I won't get to study Poli, if she's in another private nook!

Wait, I think I just realized that mayhap the private nook does not so much belong to the library, and that you desire more "books" to fill up yours. Which is totally understandable.

Just tell him to leave the catsuit at home. What a mood-killer! I have always had a bizarre love of Batman masks, though. . .

No, it was Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick...

I think it was Miss Scarlet in the library with Professor Plum's candlestick, in this instance.

Just tell him to leave the catsuit at home. What a mood-killer! I have always had a bizarre love of Batman masks, though. . .

oh you little bi...

But I think that this might mean that I won't get to study Poli, if she's in another private nook!

Wait, I think I just realized that mayhap the private nook does not so much belong to the library, and that you desire more "books" to fill up yours. Which is totally understandable.

Just tell him to leave the catsuit at home. What a mood-killer! I have always had a bizarre love of Batman masks, though. . .

This post started the making-Poli-laugh-till-it-hurt process...

oh you little bi...

...and this one finished it. :D

Behaved is really making a big fuss about nothing, isn't he? Can't he just chill out? What's his problem? What could possibly annoy him so much? Maybe his testosterone is getting to him?

I think Behaved is a girl. Boys wouldn't throw hissyfits over something so inconsequential*.



*NB: This is a big fat lie, I got into a huge argument after work, trying to explain to my coworker why gender is a socially constructed concept after he tried to argue that people thinking he was gay would be "emasculating." I was convinced he was straight after that, because only a straight guy would be so dense.

oh you little bi...

It's all Ilie's fault. *nods sagely*

It's all Ilie's fault. *nods sagely*

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OH I GET IT! :p

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OH I GET IT! :p

...I don't. However, it provides me an excuse to do this:

http://www.danielsjourney.com/blog/files/2007/12/fry-see-what-you-did-there-scaled.jpg

Heh.

Mon pere makes the best fucking scones, it's unbelievable.

But then, he also had a subscription to Vanity Fair. So that might not be the best argument for the masculinity of scones.

...I don't.

Sometimes, when you do not finish a word, it looks like another word. ;)

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OH I GET IT! :p

I know its uncool to make an inside joke like that, but I couldn't help it! He just had the perfect set up.

Sometimes, when you do not finish a word, it looks like another word. ;)

pics plz

I think Behaved is a girl

ssssshhhhhh! You're spoiling my fun.


I got into a huge argument after work, trying to explain to my coworker why gender is a socially constructed concept after he tried to argue that people thinking he was gay would be "emasculating." I was convinced he was straight after that, because only a straight guy would be so dense.

SEXIST!!!! :p

errrr... no ...wait....

GENDERIST!

ssssshhhhhh! You're spoiling my fun.




SEXIST!!!! :p

errrr... no ...wait....

GENDERIST!

Bigot is just so much more convenient. It covers a whole manner of sins :)

I know its uncool to make an inside joke like that, but I couldn't help it! He just had the perfect set up.

It was pretty excellent. :)

a 17 year old girl from north carolina, apparently...

wtf? I've lived here my whole life and never heard that before.

wtf? I've lived here my whole life and never heard that before.

She's unfairly outrageously cool. b)

WTF Jolt doesn't have a :cool: smilie with sunglasses? What kind of forum *IS* this????

EDIT: LOL DO I FEEL LIKE AN ASS!

wtf? I've lived here my whole life and never heard that before.

No, a specific 17-year-old girl from NC. Who asked the forum if she seemed more like a male or a female, and ended up being declared most like a pancake.

No, a specific 17-year-old girl from NC. Who asked the forum if she seemed more like a male or a female, and ended up being declared most like a pancake.

To be fair, she did post a picture of herself with a pancake obscuring her face.

wtf? I've lived here my whole life and never heard that before.

once upon a time there was another NSGer who, also apparently seems upset that the forum had not figured out she was a girl, and wanting to know how many thought her male, posted a poll, asking "what am I?" with the obvious choices of "male", and "female", as well as a joke throwaway option of "pancake".

Pancake won, overwhelmingly.

To be fair, she did post a picture of herself with a pancake obscuring her face.

You're assuming that the face was hers and that she was not, in fact, the pancake.

You're assuming that the face was hers and that she was not, in fact, the pancake.

It's not an assumption, I've seen her gorgeous face in numerous pics.

It's not an assumption, I've seen her gorgeous face in numerous pics.

Was it covered in delicious maple syrup and smothered in ice cream?

Mon pere makes the best fucking scones, it's unbelievable.

But then, he also had a subscription to Vanity Fair. So that might not be the best argument for the masculinity of scones.

That's basically what the "heh" was for. I've never seen scones as effeminate, and I assume a more fitting food would've been strawberry shortcake, or something along those lines. It must be said that I also make epic scones, and will soon be making yet another batch after I devour the rest of the ones I've got.

I use only white flour, sugar, heavy cream, butter, baking powder, and a pinch of salt. Out of this world.

Was it covered in delicious maple syrup and smothered in ice cream?

Man, if she weren't underage, and a dear friend of mine, I would reply "Oh, darling, that wasn't her face that was covered so."

Alas, I feel it would be inappropriate and possibly disrespectful, and I'd hate to incur Pancake Rage.

That's basically what the "heh" was for. I've never seen scones as effeminate, and I assume a more fitting food would've been strawberry shortcake, or something along those lines. It must be said that I also make epic scones, and will soon be making yet another batch after I devour the rest of the ones I've got.

I use only white flour, sugar, heavy cream, butter, baking powder, and a pinch of salt. Out of this world.

I can't wait for strawberries to be in season. :(

I can't wait for strawberries to be in season. :(

Yeah, the strawberries we have at the moment suck.

Also, baking in general is feminine. Real men Barbeque *nods*

Also, baking in general is feminine. Real men Barbeque *nods*

And grill. I do both.

Barbecue beef beats pork. Well, in my opinion. That's what I usually use, even for stews.

No, a specific 17-year-old girl from NC. Who asked the forum if she seemed more like a male or a female, and ended up being declared most like a pancake.

Oh sorry. Didn't read carefully enough. I blame WCPSS for that.