NationStates Jolt Archive

Yes, your local Vampire has returned. And i bring a poser.

You are in control of an animal lab, cross breeding species together. What would you create?

(Do not worry about animal cruelty, this is all just a little humor.)

I'd breed a Scorpion with a Shark. Make the worlds worst killing machine. :p

The Scork!

Yes, your local Vampire has returned. And i bring a poser.

You are in control of an animal lab, cross breeding species together. What would you create?

(Do not worry about animal cruelty, this is all just a little humor.)

I'd breed a Scorpion with a Shark. Make the worlds worst killing machine. :p

The Scork!

OMG its alive! Well.. undead... same thing right?


I'd crossbreed a fish with a cat and create a Sea Kitten. That way those morons in PETA can STFU!

hahaha, I like that Idea. *pets new Sea Kitten*

I would cross a kitty with a person. I don't know why.

Well after long periods of playing Impossible Creatures, I'd have to say that the Ant/Rhino (which I called a Rant) is pretty devastating, as is crossing a chimp and sperm whale.

For the lols, mind, I'd go for a whale crossed with a turtle, which would make them immune to Jap harpoons so they could have their revenge.

I would cross a kitty with a person. I don't know why.

Gee, I wonder why. <.<

*looks at new Neko-Kitty*

Oh yeah. :D

I would cross a kitty with a person. I don't know why.
Cloning is even more illegal than genetic cross-breeding :tongue:

I would cross a kitty with a person. I don't know why.

I already that that was you.

I'd cross Ferrous Oxide with Valentinasisisisa... Valentina or whatever his/her name is.
Make a super-troll. :D

Your Scork wouldn't stand a chance.

Well, I could cross a Duck with a fox, creats a flock of fu..

Y'know what, never mind.

I'd cross Kat with LG. Lunatic clown with boobs and mod powers!

I'd cross Kat with LG. Lunatic clown with boobs and mod powers!

We could pitch that against my super-troll... or could that be considered cruel?

I'd cross Ferrous Oxide with Valentinasisisisa... Valentina or whatever his/her name is.
Make a super-troll. :D

Your Scork wouldn't stand a chance.

But my Sea Kitten would. Its specially designed to conquer trolls.

Suddenly people are crossing NSG'ers... I had no idea they were animals too... <.<

Suddenly people are crossing NSG'ers... I had no idea they were animals too... <.<

Well we're certainly not human, whatever we are.

Well we're certainly not human, whatever we are.

True, I myself am a Vampire after all.

We could pitch that against my super-troll... or could that be considered cruel?

No, that'd be considered entertainment :D

If I crossed a moose and a cod would I get a Mod?

If I crossed a moose and a cod would I get a Mod?

No, you get Sarah Palin. Strange creature from the Frigid North that's a bit fishy.

Well we're certainly not human, whatever we are.
Some say we're nocturnal creatures, and that we only drink spirits. All I know... is that we're NSG.

Some say we're nocturnal creatures, and that we only drink spirits.

For instance, all of us say that.

No, you get Sarah Palin. Strange creature from the Frigid North that's a bit fishy.

Bad smell?

No, you get Sarah Palin. Strange creature from the Frigid North that's a bit fishy.

*roflmao*

Shit, now I've got to wipe Club Orange from my screen....

*roflmao*

Shit, now I've got to wipe Club Orange from my screen....

My work here is done.
*vanishes in puff of spam*

How about crossing a monkey with a pregnant moth?

I think you get one of these:



http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/4/46/Monmothma.jpg/472px-Monmothma.jpg

Bad smell?

Sort of like a ertain freind of mine when we were in Tijuana... I tried to blame it on the souvenir shop but Natsu has to totally honest all the time; always remember to brush your fangs!

Bedbugs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedbug#Reproduction) + Dolphins (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolphin#Reproduction_and_sexuality).
The Bedbugs + Grizzly Bears.
The world will bow down to me, or be impaled upon the bladelike penises of my hybrid army. Also I could make a bit of cash selling the videos to a certain section of the market.

Suddenly people are crossing NSG'ers... I had no idea they were animals too... <.<

If we are doing that I'd cross me and SoWiBi and see what happens, I'm sure she wouldn't mind a whole heck of a lot. Probably a lurking spammer with a sense of humor that is close to LG.

How about crossing a monkey with a pregnant moth?

I think you get one of these:

*Snip*

I just collapsed with laughter.

I just collapsed with laughter.

Geek!

;)

Yes, your local Vampire has returned. And i bring a poser.

You are in control of an animal lab, cross breeding species together. What would you create?

(Do not worry about animal cruelty, this is all just a little humor.)

I'd breed a Scorpion with a Shark. Make the worlds worst killing machine. :p

The Scork!

Thats AWESOME

Thats AWESOME

I can't tell if that's sarcasm...

VKZ, where have you been?

And no I don't expect you to get the reference but I found it funny. But seriously what happened?

VKZ, where have you been?

And no I don't expect you to get the reference but I found it funny. But seriously what happened?

I've been spending a lot of time Playing World of Warcraft.

*Nerd shame*

I've been spending a lot of time Playing World of Warcraft.

*Nerd shame*
Oh bloody dear.

Oh bloody dear.

Tell me about it. >.<

Gee, I wonder why. <.<

*looks at new Neko-Kitty*

Oh yeah. :D

Redundancy! Neko is kitty in Japanese. Blasphemer!!!!:mad:


I would cross Neo Art with Ghost of Ayn Rand. Ghost of Neo Rand would be the ultimate debating machine!:eek:

Eeek! :eek:

Eeek! :eek:

And I would cross you with Galloism. Blood thirst, sarcasm and silliness combined. Perfect if lulz worthy.

I've been spending a lot of time Playing World of Warcraft.

*Nerd shame*

Yes you should be, you sir, are depriving me of laughs.

I would cross Fass with NM. The universe would almost certainly implode, but it'd be worth it.:D

And I would cross you with Galloism. Blood thirst, sarcasm and silliness combined. Perfect if lulz worthy.

VKZ and I wouldn't mix. I like garlic too much.

I would, however, like to see an LG/Hotwife mix. I'm not sure what that would mean exactly, but I think it would be humorous.

VKZ and I wouldn't mix. I like garlic too much.

But but... I like Garlic too. <.<

But but... I like Garlic too. <.<

Vampires aren't allowed to like garlic.

*readies his full-auto garlic-clove shooter*

Vampires aren't allowed to like garlic.

*readies his full-auto garlic-clove shooter*

Depends on what type of Vampire you are. *Nods*

VKZ and I wouldn't mix. I like garlic too much.

I would, however, like to see an LG/Hotwife mix. I'm not sure what that would mean exactly, but I think it would be humorous.

VKZ and SaintB?

Why mix me? I'm perfect as I am. ^^

Why mix me? I'm perfect as I am. ^^

Because I want to have fun?:tongue:

Because I want to have fun?:tongue:

Evil. <.<

I'd cross a dinosaur of some sort with a pig and call it Jurassic Pork.

Evil. <.<

Always.

Always.

:fluffle:

Spider and Squirrel: Squider
http://andrearf.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/spider-squirrel.jpg

Cat and duck.
http://ninxmz.org/images/demotivators/cat_duck.jpg

and last but not least:

A crab and Paris Hilton:

http://www.freewebs.com/mrkallal/furry%20lobster.jpg

You win the thread, as always. :D

I would cross a canary and a lawnmower.

Shredded tweet.

Fungus and humans. Behold, the MANSHROOM.

Fungus and humans. Behold, the MANSHROOM.

Toho made a film about that once.

I would cross a cat with a dog.

Imagine an animal with the personal hygiene of a dog, and the obedience of a cat! The possibilities are endless.

I would cross a cat with a dog.

Imagine an animal with the personal hygiene of a dog, and the obedience of a cat! The possibilities are endless.

I think you inverted that.:eek2:

VKZ and SaintB?

That'd be an odd one for sure....

I would cross a cat with a dog.

Imagine an animal with the personal hygiene of a dog, and the obedience of a cat! The possibilities are endless.

Didn't Nickelodeon make a show about that?

I'd cross Kat with LG. Lunatic clown with boobs and mod powers!
Is the world -- nay, the very fabric of existence -- capable of withstanding that much awesomeness?

No, you get Sarah Palin. Strange creature from the Frigid North that's a bit fishy.
Made of win.

Cross a Republican and a Democrat what do you get?

Another waste of tax-payer's money.

Kat, Neo Art, and Nanatsu

Then I'd sit back and watch the fun :D

Kat, Neo Art, and Nanatsu

Then I'd sit back and watch the fun :D

That is a WIN WIN combination. Are you sure you want a hybrid like that?:tongue:

That is a WIN WIN combination. Are you sure you want a hybrid like that?:tongue:

Drop dead sexy with Moderation Powers and the ability to debate like a champion pundit...

If we could find a way to prevent her, it would have to be female, from trying to arrange threesomes all the time it should be great :p.

Drop dead sexy with Moderation Powers and the ability to debate like a champion pundit...

If we could find a way to prevent her, it would have to be female, from trying to arrange threesomes all the time it should be great :p.

For that we would have to supress Neo Art's traits on this creature.:tongue:

I'd cross a shrimp with a monky and call it a Sea Monkey!

Ohh wait.....

That is a WIN WIN combination. Are you sure you want a hybrid like that?:tongue:

Oh most definately :D

Oh most definately :D

Ok.:tongue:

Is the world -- nay, the very fabric of existence -- capable of withstanding that much awesomeness?
Only one way to find out.


Made of win.
A mod said it, it must be true!

I'd cross a bear with a monkey, think of it a monkey that could climb anywhere and annihilate anything it came across.
Or a slightly less destructive combination, a killer whale with a pigeon, either a giant bird that loves fish, or a giant fish that can fly around cities and eat people's leftovers.

Cross a shark with a motorcycle. It has to keep moving and therefore WILL NEVER STOP KILLING.

Cross a shark with a motorcycle. It has to keep moving and therefore WILL NEVER STOP KILLING.

We should attach a laser beam to its head.

Cross a shark with a motorcycle. It has to keep moving and therefore WILL NEVER STOP KILLING.

would be cool, but fuelling it might be a problem.
"hi there yeah i'm here to fill up my motorshark"
"what's that you say? it's eating the other car owners?"
"oh no it's gone off to the fish restaraunt, oh well at least i have my pet shark that has wheels instead of feet, then there's my motorbike that has teeth on the front."

would be cool, but fuelling it might be a problem.
"hi there yeah i'm here to fill up my motorshark"
"what's that you say? it's eating the other car owners?"
"oh no it's gone off to the fish restaraunt, oh well at least i have my pet shark that has wheels instead of feet, then there's my motorbike that has teeth on the front."

I will eat other cars and use their gasoline. The only person who could ever stop it would be a genetically engineered being made from the DNA of Mad Max and the Crocodile Hunter.

I will eat other cars and use their gasoline. The only person who could ever stop it would be a genetically engineered being made from the DNA of Mad Max and the Crocodile Hunter.

why do you want to eat other cars?:p

what about Bear Grylis/fishing rod?

I would cross a kitty with a person. I don't know why.

FURRIES FTW!!!

Cross a lion with an eagle and name it Merv.

infact, create all those mythos creatures just for the heck of it.

Lets mix a Rabbit and an Eagle. Why? Why not? :p

A crab and Paris Hilton:

http://www.freewebs.com/mrkallal/furry%20lobster.jpg
Hhahaha! I was going to think of something, but it would inevitably pale in comparison to this.

Is the world -- nay, the very fabric of existence -- capable of withstanding that much awesomeness?


By my calculations, No. :D

I'd cross an italian pine tree ("pino") with an italian grapefruit ("pompelmo") and get a "pompino". That is, those thing Clinton said it isn't sex.

Or I could cross Bush with Azatoth and have an even more idiotic outer god.

I will cross Bear Grylls with a great white shark.

Shark:
- Ultimate predator
- Lots of teeth
- Can survive underwater

Bear Grylls:
- Ultimate badass
- Intelligent
- Can survive any environment containing air

*takes over the world*

Anyone want to cross me with someone?

What do you get when you cross a donkey with a slice of Bermuda onion?


A piece of a** that brings tears to your eyes.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with a slice of Bermuda onion?


A piece of a** that brings tears to your eyes.

Roflmfao!:D

I will cross Bear Grylls with a great white shark.

Shark:
- Ultimate predator
- Lots of teeth
- Can survive underwater

Bear Grylls:
- Ultimate badass
- Intelligent
- Can survive any environment containing air

*takes over the world*

Anyone want to cross me with someone?

You and Neo Art, so we can have SUPER JEW!

I'd cross LG with the FSH. . . . Can you imagine LG with god like powers and noodly appendages?

You and Neo Art, so we can have SUPER JEW!

Me likes.

Roflmfao!:D

I made Nanatsu laugh. My work is done. *flies away*:D

Bear Grylls:
- Ultimate badass
- Intelligent
- Can survive any environment containing air

He actually stays in hotels overnight, you know.

I made Nanatsu laugh. My work is done. *flies away*:D

:D

Now, what would you get if you cross Neesika, Poli, Mura, SoWiBi, Aelosia and me?

:D

Now, what would you get if you cross Neesika, Poli, Mura, SoWiBi, Aelosia and me?

A horror that even Chuck Norris would be afraid of.

A horror that even Chuck Norris would be afraid of.

Horror in a good or bad way?

Horror in a good or bad way?

Can horror ever be good?

Can horror ever be good?

It can.

Horror in a good or bad way?

*ponders*

Depends on the situation. For instance:

If I was having a debate, a bad way. The resulting creature would rip me up one side and down the other, and then flirt with me. She would then proceed to mock every argument I made, and then act cute. Suddenly, the conversation would go to lesbianism and boobs. It would be very confusing.

If I was being submissive in a sexual encounter, it would be very good. The sheer amount of pain inflicted would make the encounter worthwhile, and the amount of cuteness injected just to throw me off would almost give me a glimmer of hope before taking it away. Then there would undoubtedly be the second female that would come in and join us, and... well, all in all, would be good.

Does that answer your question?

:D

Now, what would you get if you cross Neesika, Poli, Mura, SoWiBi, Aelosia and me?

NSG's resident coven? *ducks*

If I was being submissive in a sexual encounter, it would be very good. The sheer amount of pain inflicted would make the encounter worthwhile, and the amount of cuteness injected just to throw me off would almost give me a glimmer of hope before taking it away. Then there would undoubtedly be the second female that would come in and join us, and... well, all in all, would be good.

Does that answer your question?

If I had space on my siggy, I would be putting this in a jiffy. You seem to be reading my mind or are my next-door neighbor and didn't tell me.

Are you in Spain? Am I being stalked?:eek:

NSG's resident coven? *ducks*

For your sake, I hope you just didn't call us ladies witches.:gas:

Are you in Spain? Am I being stalked?:eek:

No, I'm stalking someone else this week. I can fit you in next Thursday if that's good for you.

Am I being stalked?:eek:

Yes, but not by who you think.

No, I'm stalking someone else this week. I can fit you in next Thursday if that's good for you.

Oh my, no. It's ok. I don't want you to exert yourself or go out of your way to accommodate me in such a busy schedule.

Yes, but not by who you think.

Then by who?

Oh my, no. It's ok. I don't want you to exert yourself or go out of your way to accommodate me in such a busy schedule.

No problem at all. I don't mind exerting myself to accommodate you. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge

Then by who?

*Looks round shiftily*

*Looks round shiftily*

Is it by you?!:eek2:

No problem at all. I don't mind exerting myself to accommodate you. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge

Teehee! You're always so thoughtful.:fluffle:

I love how my threads turn into mass flirtation. Usually with Nanatsu. :p

I love how my threads turn into mass flirtation. Usually with Nanatsu. :p

It seems my hormones cause that kind of reaction.:(

It seems my hormones cause that kind of reaction.:(

Meh, it's fun for everyone. *Tacklehuggles* :fluffle:

Meh, it's fun for everyone. *Tacklehuggles* :fluffle:

I am being fluffled to death!

It seems my hormones cause that kind of reaction.:(

I blame the cat ears.

I blame the cat ears.

I think you're on to something here. Keep going.

Cow + kangaroo = Cowaroo

I am being fluffled to death!

You'll be fluffled for all eternity baby. :p

You'll be fluffled for all eternity baby. :p

Oh gods! I need to be rescued right now!!!:eek2:

And this thread is now completely pointless.

Oh gods! I need to be rescued right now!!!:eek2:

*A large crowd of wannabe rescuers forms* O.o

And this thread is now completely pointless.

*hides under Gallo's cape*

I think you're on to something here. Keep going.

Well they just make the already cute Nanatsu completely adorable and irresistible. It's completely unfair to the male of the species :p

And this thread is now completely pointless.

And now for something completely different.

*Boom*

*A large crowd of wannabe rescuers forms* O.o

*hides under Gallo's cape*

The dark side is more powerful than all wannabes.

Well they just make the already cute Nanatsu completely adorable and irresistible. It's completely unfair to the male of the species :p

So, in all fairness towards the male species, do you think I should take the neko mimi off?

The dark side is more powerful than all wannabes.

Did you turn Elmo to the dark side?

*Flees from Darth Elmo*

Did you turn Elmo to the dark side?

*Flees from Darth Elmo*

No, I'm trying to find out where the Muppet Ambassador is. He says this is a consulate.

The dark side is more powerful than all wannabes.

*nods*
:fluffle:

So, in all fairness towards the male species, do you think I should take the neko mimi off?

No, because underneath it all, they want to be disadvantaged when chasing the female :p

No, because underneath it all, they want to be disadvantaged when chasing the female :p

I like you.:fluffle:

What happens when you cross a male with an elf?
You get a smart being.

What happens when you cross a male with an elf?
You get a smart being.

I have an Elf!

Oh wait, she's a lady... <.<

This is very reminiscient of Impossible Creatures (Neat little game where you *gasp* combine creatures to make that whale with ant legs and ant pincers.
:3

No, I'm trying to find out where the Muppet Ambassador is. He says this is a consulate.

I already told you to apply to be the Muppet Ambassador to Spain.

I have an Elf!

Oh wait, she's a lady... <.<

I don't mind. I like diversity. <.<

I already told you to apply to be the Muppet Ambassador to Spain.

He is part of the muppet alliance and a traitor. Take him away!

I already told you to apply to be the Muppet Ambassador to Spain.

I told you already: I'm too busy to be the Muppet Ambassador. I have Jedi to hunt down and a universe to subjugate. I don't have a lot of time, you know. Being a Dark Lord of the Sith is very demanding work.

I like you.:fluffle:

What happens when you cross a male with an elf?
You get a smart being.

They do say Elves do it better, and that's just not thinking ;)

He is part of the muppet alliance and a traitor. Take him away!

A cross between Anakin, Zero and Gallo would yield...

Id cross a komodo dragon with a golden eagle, the deagle.

They do say Elves do it better, and that's just not thinking ;)

Proof or it's like the cake... a lie!

Id cross a komodo dragon with a golden eagle, the deagle.

A flying komodo dragon with sharp vision would be pretty sweet.

Proof or it's like the cake... a lie!

The proof is in the pudding, but the pudding has been ate!

Cross a cat with a dog - and create the Inevitable Cog. The creature that chases itself.

The proof is in the pudding, but the pudding has been ate!

Ah, metaphors. I approve.

You should come here more often and get yourself acquainted with the works of eminent Russian-American writer Ayn Rand.

A cross between Anakin, Zero and Gallo would yield...

I can't even imagine... but a Vampire Darth Vader would be pretty cool.

I can't even imagine... but a Vampire Darth Vader would be pretty cool.

Once again, the possibilities are endless.

Ah, metaphors. I approve.

You should come here more often and get yourself acquainted with the works of eminent Russian-American writer Ayn Rand.

I lurk alot when I am not engaged in fighting the evils of modern society in the setting that they dubbed University.

Once again, the possibilities are endless.

So, lets see... we have a guy with light sabers and force powers. We have a guy with a really sarcastic sense of humor, and a vampire.

Sarcastic Darth Vader that can only be harmed by crosses, silver, and garlic! He also mocks his enemies and makes jokes prior to force choking them.

I can't even imagine... but a Vampire Darth Vader would be pretty cool.

Drinking through a helmet would be a problem though. <.<

I lurk alot when I am not engaged in fighting the evils of modern society in the setting that they dubbed University.

As the esteemed Ghost of Ayn Rand once told Dgeruk: STOP LURKING!!

Drinking through a helmet would be a problem though. <.<

Hmm.

I think we could figure out a way to force-lift the blood through the mask.

Although, the red on the mask is going to throw everyone off.

Hmm.

I think we could figure out a way to force-lift the blood through the mask.

Although, the red on the mask is going to throw everyone off.

Or... he could have a red mask. :D

As the esteemed Ghost of Ayn Rand once told Dgeruk: STOP LURKING!!

Must resist the cat ears...

Must resist the cat ears...

Resistance of the cat ears is futile!

I'd cross breed a lion with an eagle to make an actual griffon! Mua ha ha ha ha i'd make millions!!

Resistance of the cat ears is futile!

You may strike me down now, but I shall rise again ever the stronger.

You may strike me down now, but I shall rise again ever the stronger.

And I'll kick your little friend's butt too when you're trying to talk him through stuff instead of actually teaching him.

You may strike me down now, but I shall rise again ever the stronger.

Nya!
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b357/olgavelez/Recientes%20Rostros/Photo115-31-58.jpg

Behold Darth Zero. :p

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v367/111/61/1417243552/n1417243552_112785_7432.jpg

Behold Darth Zero. :p

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v367/111/61/1417243552/n1417243552_112785_7432.jpg

What an awful big butter knife you have there. How big must your toast be!

What an awful big butter knife you have there. How big must your toast be!

I have a big toaster to match. *nods*

Y' have no idea how much that quantity of butter costs though. :(

Nya!
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b357/olgavelez/Recientes%20Rostros/Photo115-31-58.jpg

*runs around kicking and argueing with himself*

*runs around kicking and argueing with himself*

I warned thee already.:wink:

*Imagines the hybrid of Nanatsu No Zero*

*Glee* :p

Drinking through a helmet would be a problem though. <.<

That's why Straws were invented.

Resistance of the cat ears is futile!

plays with Nanatsu no Pussycat
:D

I warned thee already.:wink:

*offers Nanatsu some girl scout cookies*

plays with Nanatsu no Pussycat
:D

Oh, kawaii!!!:fluffle:

*offers Nanatsu some girl scout cookies*

I eat men, not cookies.
*eats ESF*

*plays with Nanatsu no Pussycat
:D

Ok, you go and sit on the naughty stool.

I eat men, not cookies.
*eats ESF*

It's awfully hot in here. Hey, is that master Kenobi!

It's awfully hot in here. Hey, is that master Kenobi!

Master Kenobi can suck my... what?

i eat men, not cookies.
*eats esf*

:d

margo hunt: they're an ancient commune of feminists, so radical, so militant, so left of center they... They eat their men.
bunny: oh, that. Well, if i like a guy, i usually start at...
margo hunt: they don't eat their men like that, bunny.

;)

It's awfully hot in here. Hey, is that master Kenobi!

No! Mesa Jar Jar Binks! :D

*Awaits sounds of horrible Gungan death*

Ok, you go and sit on the naughty stool.

aww...


wait...


Right side up or Up side down? :confused:

No! Mesa Jar Jar Binks! :D

*Awaits sounds of horrible Gungan death*

Ah Jar Jar, worth a dozen laughs :'D

No! Mesa Jar Jar Binks! :D

*Awaits sounds of horrible Gungan death*

*lightsabers with Unholy Vengeance*

aww...


wait...


Right side up or Up side down? :confused:

Upside down. You deserve to suffer. *Nods*

Master Kenobi can suck my... what?

Tittilating realization is it not?

:d



;)

Of all the penis pwners of NSG, you, JuNii dear, are the only one who truly understands me. Here... eat one of my cookies.

*offers cookie to JuNii* Cookie being one of my special buddies.

No! Mesa Jar Jar Binks! :D

*Awaits sounds of horrible Gungan death*

gahhh!!! must find comic... :D

Tittilating realization is it not?

Yes. :(

Upside down. You deserve to suffer. *Nods*

Of all the penis pwners of NSG, you, JuNii dear, are the only one who truly understands me. Here... eat one of my cookies.

*offers cookie to JuNii* Cookie being one of my special buddies.Cookie (http://www.tsscontent.ca/var/news_site/storage/images/media/images/print_content__1/comics/characters/beetle_bailey_cookie/3112-1-eng-US/beetle_bailey_cookie.gif)?

you can sit with me on the upside down naughty stool.

there's room for two more. :tongue:

Cookie (http://www.tsscontent.ca/var/news_site/storage/images/media/images/print_content__1/comics/characters/beetle_bailey_cookie/3112-1-eng-US/beetle_bailey_cookie.gif)?

you can sit with me on the upside down naughty stool.

there's room for two more. :tongue:

I comply to be punished, but only if JuNii's the naughty stool.:tongue:

I comply to be punished, but only if JuNii's the naughty stool.:tongue:

Nope, you get to spend a day in the pit of fire. :p

Yes. :(

There there Nanatsu :fluffle:

There there Nanatsu :fluffle:

Would it be better if I were to wear elf ears?:fluffle:

Would it be better if I were to wear elf ears?:fluffle:

Very much :D

Very much :D

Nanatsu no Elf? Does that sounds better?:$

Would it be better if I were to wear elf ears?:fluffle:
and nothing else?
yes.

Nope, you get to spend a day in the pit of fire. :p

Forum 7?

Forum 7?

Nah, thats the bottomless pit. Too harsh.

and nothing else?
yes.

:D
I gotta learn to do the hula after this.
:D

Forum 7?

Forum 7 is an abomination.:mad:

Nanatsu no Elf? Does that sounds better?:$

Doesn't quite roll off the tongue as your current name.

*lightbulb*

:fluffle:

Doesn't quite roll off the tongue as your current name.

*lightbulb*

:fluffle:

I knew it. :fluffle:

So, lets see... we have a guy with light sabers and force powers. We have a guy with a really sarcastic sense of humor, and a vampire.

Sarcastic Darth Vader that can only be harmed by crosses, silver, and garlic! He also mocks his enemies and makes jokes prior to force choking them.

You Fight Like A Cow (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFightLikeACow)

I knew it. :fluffle:

Would it be better if I revealed I have Spainard blood?

Nah, thats the bottomless pit. Too harsh.

Well, it could come in handy assuming a Persian messenger turns up...

For your sake, I hope you just didn't call us ladies witches.:gas:

But you're good witches?:$

But you're good witches?:$

Let's hope they are. And if they're bad witches, let's hope they're this kind (http://walterwoods.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/witch.jpg), not that kind (http://www.whiterabit.co.uk/images/darkWillow.jpg).

The first may be more sadistic, but it's the second one that tries to destroy the world.

Would it be better if I revealed I have Spainard blood?

If you do, we're a match made in Spanish Paradise.

Would it be better if I revealed I have Spainard blood?

How many Spaniards did you kill? Also, why did you keep their blood?

How many Spaniards did you kill? Also, why did you keep their blood?

Because he's out to please me.

If you do, we're a match made in Spanish Paradise.

I do, among eight other bloods. I'm a bloody mutt!

(listed in order of the most to the least)

German, Spainard, Native American, Irish, Scottish, English, French, Italian, and Polish

I do, among eight other bloods. I'm a bloody mutt!

(listed in order of the most to the least)

German, Spainard, Native American, Irish, Scottish, English, French, Italian, and Polish

*dials 911*

How many Spaniards did you kill? Also, why did you keep their blood?

To do expirements in creating the best footballer ever. Now I just need a sample from a certain CR7...

I do, among eight other bloods. I'm a bloody mutt!

(listed in order of the most to the least)

German, Spainard, Native American, Irish, Scottish, English, French, Italian, and Polish

You're quite the mix, Elves-san:eek2:. My family is Spanish, German and Portuguese in origin.

You're quite the mix, Elves-san:eek2:. My family is Spanish, German and Portuguese in origin.

Well, it just goes to show my family's speciality :p

Well, it just goes to show my family's speciality :p

YEah, I'm sure the UN is jelouse of your kith.

YEah, I'm sure the UN is jelouse of your kith.

If they could ever get past argueing if my blood lines are legitimate or not :p

How about we cross William Shatner with BRIAN BLESSED - create the mother of all hams?

If they could ever get past argueing if my blood lines are legitimate or not :p

Ah, you're royalty my friend.:tongue:

Ah, you're royalty my friend.:tongue:

Well I suppose that means I need a queen. Any takers?

Well I suppose that means I need a queen. Any takers?

:p
Not me, sweetie. I am a plebeian.

:p
Not me, sweetie. I am a plebeian.

There are plenty instances of plebs becoming royalty in history ;)

There are plenty instances of plebs becoming royalty in history ;)

True that.:tongue:

You and Neo Art, so we can have SUPER JEW!

That's not really a breeding thing so much as a really awesome Power Rangers-type robot.

True that.:tongue:

I could even have a crown made to fit your cat ears :p

I could even have a crown made to fit your cat ears :p

Cool. I like the way you're thinking.:D

Cool. I like the way you're thinking.:D

I aim to please :tongue: