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So as with threads like these, we'll start off a bit bloggy.

Its about a girl. It's always about a girl. Sure I've fancied girls before but this is a whole new situation. I've never had a girl make me feel confused, happy, excited and then make me question myself as a person. I've never had a girl make me have weird feelings in the pit of my stomach. I don't even know the kind of person I am anymore.

So NSG when did you think you were in love or full of lust so bad you just could not concentrate on anything else?

First of all, lust and love are two very different things.

I know that. That's why they have been seperated by "or". Sorry if that sounds mean, this whole thing has whacked me out of sync.

Constantly, really.

Never. There were a couple of people when I was at school I had strong feelings towards, but never enough for my brain not to click into gear and remind me that I had plenty of issues going on in my life already without walking straight into the middle of that minefield.

To the OP, um...whack yourself repeatedly (suggested equipment: giant hammer) around the head until you knock some sense into yourself? That might work. Mind, these ideas I put out here aren't for free, so anyone who reads this post, please TG me with your bank account details so I can extract sufficient pay for mah services.

Baby don't hurt me, no more.

Baby don't hurt me, no more.

I have to admit. That popped into my head when I was typing the OP.

Its about a girl. It's always about a girl. Sure I've fancied girls before but this is a whole new situation. I've never had a girl make me feel confused, happy, excited and then make me question myself as a person. I've never had a girl make me have weird feelings in the pit of my stomach. I don't even know the kind of person I am anymore.

awww and its valentines soon :fluffle: (I should point out that I'm not a girl though)

Constantly, really.

this.

I'm not sure I can really talk about love but lusting seems to get me out of bed in the morning

The question is, does she have a boyfriend?

awww and its valentines soon :fluffle: (I should point out that I'm not a girl though)



this.

I'm not sure I can really talk about love but lusting seems to get me out of bed in the morning

Will you be my valentine? :p

I've lusted a lot before but with this one, there is something else there. It started off in the back of my mind as "You fancy her...". A quiet whispering thought. Now its like someone's given that voice a microphone and very loud speakers.

The question is, does she have a boyfriend?

No.

No.

That makes the Courage Wolf I was going to post so damn irrelevant.:(

That makes the Courage Wolf I was going to post so damn irrelevant.:(

I'm sorry. Pretend I said yes and post it anyway.

No.

Does she have a girlfriend? Cos that'd be hawt. You could get then get her in on the deal and do, like, weird sex acts involving more than two people and shit. And that'd be sweeeeeeet. :p

So as with threads like these, we'll start off a bit bloggy.

Its about a girl. It's always about a girl. Sure I've fancied girls before but this is a whole new situation. I've never had a girl make me feel confused, happy, excited and then make me question myself as a person. I've never had a girl make me have weird feelings in the pit of my stomach. I don't even know the kind of person I am anymore.

So NSG when did you think you were in love or full of lust so bad you just could not concentrate on anything else?

Side effects may include confusion, manic fits, excitement, severe physical attraction, butterflies in stomach, dizziness, dry mouth, and desire to follow the same person around until you die
Love is for everyone, but please remember to consult your psychotherapist if any of these severe side effects begin to manifest themselves at any time; stalking, creepy hang up phone calls, building shrines to your beloved, and/or obsession.
Always remember to use Love responsibly!

That makes the Courage Wolf I was going to post so damn irrelevant.:(

There is always Depression Dog

I'm sorry. Pretend I said yes and post it anyway.

Win!

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There is always Depression Dog

Lulz.

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I need more, I only has three.

Will you be my valentine? :p

honey if Gordon Brown himself took me to the seaside I'd call my parents and say I've met "the one" >.>

Now its like someone's given that voice a microphone and very loud speakers.

yeah I've had this where shes the most amazing coolest girl and every second is spent thinking yadda yadda yadda (about 2 months roughly)

ask her out or something barring some horrific reason otherwise

No.

why not is she some hideous she-beast or something?

No.

Dude... move in. The worst that can happen is you fail and move on.

honey if Gordon Brown himself took me to the seaside I'd call my parents and say I've met "the one" >.>



yeah I've had this where shes the most amazing coolest girl and every second is spent thinking yadda yadda yadda (about 2 months roughly)

ask her out or something barring some horrific reason otherwise

I've been feeling this since November. I've told my best friend that tonight I will ask her out should the opportunity arise

why not is she some hideous she-beast or something?

She eats the souls of men!

SNIP

cancer :tongue:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6366/ifshesaysnojp3.png

I've been feeling this since November. I've told my best friend that tonight I will ask her out should the opportunity arise

Don't wait for the right time, your perceived right time will probably not come.


She eats the souls of men!

They all do that.

I've been feeling this since November. I've told my best friend that tonight I will ask her out should the opportunity arise

creepy fucker she prolly wants to be friends....good lord its time you learned of operation Venus vagina:

1: go to shag any mate she has that will
2: burst down crying in the bedroom (trust me) saying blah blah blah I really love X girl
3: jack off at home later
4: her friend tells her and you suddenly become every womans fantasy

She eats the souls of men!

:O its a succubus!

cancer :tongue:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6366/ifshesaysnojp3.png

Rules 1&2 apply? Only newfags think it doesn't apply out of raids.;)

And, also, for the sake of staying on topic, OP, take up cigarettes, she'll love you for it!

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Don't wait for the right time, your perceived right time will probably not come.

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Awrite, I'll stop spamming now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yUZvw-Ps30

Its about a girl. It's always about a girl. Sure I've fancied girls before but this is a whole new situation. I've never had a girl make me feel confused, happy, excited and then make me question myself as a person. I've never had a girl make me have weird feelings in the pit of my stomach. I don't even know the kind of person I am anymore.

*bitchslaps Londim repeatedly*

Snap out of it man! Remember Booze?! Remember Porn? Resist! Resiiiiiist! :p

If you must ask her out, have some lines prepared e.g. "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" or "Yo Boo, yo ass is so fine I just wanna work it!"

The above has never worked for me, but you never know! ;)

*bitchslaps Londim repeatedly*

Snap out of it man! Remember Booze?! Remember Porn? Resist! Resiiiiiist! :p

If you must ask her out, have some lines prepared e.g. "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" or "Yo Boo, yo ass is so fine I just wanna work it!"

The above has never worked for me, but you never know! ;)

I bet she has her own choloform stash. I shall use that against her! Don't worry about booze and porn. Apparently she likes both.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yUZvw-Ps30

I have now been sick in my mouth

Don't worry about booze and porn. Apparently she likes both.

Now I see why you're falling for her.... :hail:

However, this may be too good to be true. Just in case, be prepared for shemale shennanigans.

Now I see why you're falling for her.... :hail:

However, this may be too good to be true. Just in case, be prepared for shemale shennanigans.

She's all female. However my trusty mallet is by bedside in case such a thing occurs....

1) You got it bad, but don't worry, it's not permanent or life threatening. It's like the first time you get dengue fever.

2) Sounds like you picked a winner. She likes booze and porn? If she's also bisexual, you may have to save her for me.

3) You have a Fairly Odd Parents avatar. That makes you immediately cool and sexually desirable. Ergo, go for it son.

4) If she says no, try again later. If she says no again, you'll be crushed, but within the week you'll feel better, and wonder what all the fuss was about.

I wish you luck in your endevour. I'm sure you'll have some luck eventually.

I wish you luck in your endevour. I'm sure you'll have some luck eventually.

WOAH! Havn't seen you in a while. *Is stalkerish*

Just ask her out. And remember it's not a date until you kiss her. So make sure you kiss her.

WOAH! Havn't seen you in a while. *Is stalkerish*

Aye, been too busy playing World Of Warcraft. <.<

*Iz a nerd*

Aye, been too busy playing World Of Warcraft. <.<

*Iz a nerd*

And sexxing that babe, at least you better be.

And sexxing that babe, at least you better be.

Shush you. <.<

First of all, lust and love are two very different things.

Yes but they're so similar that one can easily be confused for the other.

So as with threads like these, we'll start off a bit bloggy.

Its about a girl. It's always about a girl. Sure I've fancied girls before but this is a whole new situation. I've never had a girl make me feel confused, happy, excited and then make me question myself as a person. I've never had a girl make me have weird feelings in the pit of my stomach. I don't even know the kind of person I am anymore.

So NSG when did you think you were in love or full of lust so bad you just could not concentrate on anything else?

It's called an erection. All the blood is rushing from your brain to your genitals.

Don't wait for the right time, your perceived right time will probably not come.



They all do that.


Right on both accounts. I learned really quickly that you fail miserably if you just wait around hoping that a good opportunity will arise. That or someone else grabs her. If you know the girl, I'd advise asking her to dinner or something. If you don't, then find some reason to start talking to her other than just "Hey", which always ends in epic amounts of fail.

It's called an erection. All the blood is rushing from your brain to your genitals.

Funny you should say that. My girlfriend sent me the quote: "Every time I think of you, the blood rushes to my penis." last night. I lol'd.

So as with threads like these, we'll start off a bit bloggy.

Its about a girl. It's always about a girl. Sure I've fancied girls before but this is a whole new situation. I've never had a girl make me feel confused, happy, excited and then make me question myself as a person. I've never had a girl make me have weird feelings in the pit of my stomach. I don't even know the kind of person I am anymore.

So NSG when did you think you were in love or full of lust so bad you just could not concentrate on anything else?

You sound quite limerent. Try not to obsess too much over her, it's unhealthy. Make the move and accept the consequences, happy or not.

I've been feeling this since November. I've told my best friend that tonight I will ask her out should the opportunity arise



She eats the souls of men!
ohmygod you havent even asked her out yet?

oh this is bad. very bad.

ask her out NOW or forget her. there is no sense living in a delusion.

So NSG when did you think you were in love or full of lust so bad you just could not concentrate on anything else?

Never encountered the first one, and the second one only happens to me when it's the right time for it. :D

I did it okay! I told her I fancied her! You can't really gauge someone's feelings over the phone. Her words were "I'm flattered." Then we had a bit of a convo where I told her she could tell anyone what I said, I didn't care. We both decided we're quite weird people.

However now I have to see what happens when we are thrown into the same space. Its one thing talking without the person being there, its quite another when we're going to be face to face.

I did it okay! I told her I fancied her! You can't really gauge someone's feelings over the phone. Her words were "I'm flattered." Then we had a bit of a convo where I told her she could tell anyone what I said, I didn't care. We both decided we're quite weird people.

However now I have to see what happens when we are thrown into the same space. Its one thing talking without the person being there, its quite another when we're going to be face to face.

She didn't say 'No' that's a good sign. She probably needs to think about it; and usually when someone has to think about it they think about you, and think that you might be worth a shot.

She didn't say 'No' that's a good sign. She probably needs to think about it; and usually when someone has to think about it they think about you, and think that you might be worth a shot.

That's true. I shall find out what other reactions occur as she tells friends of ours. if it gets weird or not but at the moment I have a sense of relief

Love... I'm not going to try to define that.

Full of lust? It's happening right now. There's a certain someone that makes me shiver and sweat and have odd dreams, and question myself and laugh and become enthralled at the merests provocation. I do wonder if this lust is making me fall head over heels. But I am cautious. So is he.

Why am I even going into detail like this?! Curse you, Londim!!!

Love... I'm not going to try to define that.

Full of lust? It's happening right now. There's a certain someone that makes me shiver and sweat and have odd dreams, and question myself and laugh and become enthralled at the merests provocation. I do wonder if this lust is making me fall head over heels. But I am cautious. So is he.

Why am I even going into detail like this?! Curse you, Londim!!!

Wow, amazing how a person can do that to ya O.o

Wow, amazing how a person can do that to ya O.o

Indeed it is.

Love is a feeling that you get all over.
Lust is a feeling you get a bit lower.

Love is a feeling that you get all over.
Lust is a feeling you get a bit lower.

I must disagree. When I lust, it's an all over feeling.

Full of lust? It's happening right now. There's a certain someone that makes me shiver and sweat and have odd dreams, and question myself and laugh and become enthralled at the merests provocation. I do wonder if this lust is making me fall head over heels. But I am cautious. So is he.

I never knew your feelings over me were this strong Nanatsu :p



Yes, I know your are not talking about me

I never knew your feelings over me were this strong Nanatsu :p



Yes, I know your are not talking about me

Neither did I, baby!:fluffle:

I must disagree. When I lust, it's an all over feeling.

That's because you want to be felt all over. *nods sagely*

Neither did I, baby!:fluffle:
:D

Well, babe, just so you know, I have odd dreams about you too, and whenever I see that you're online I get a happy feeling come over me.

Ok, how come whenever I turn up you all start lusting for each other? <.<

It's because of my vampiric presence, isn't it.

I must disagree. When I lust, it's an all over feeling.

I only ever feel it in one spot.

Not like it matters, I couldn't incite lust in anything.

Ok, how come whenever I turn up you all start lusting for each other? <.<

It's because of my vampiric presence, isn't it.

No, it's because you have the video camera. Now, get on with the filming.

No, it's because you have the video camera. Now, get on with the filming.

I'm not THAT perverted. <.<

I'm not THAT perverted. <.<

We are, though! So, shut up and start filming!

P.S. Like my new avatar?

Lust is a symptom of demonic influence. The satanic association is why it is called 'feeling horny'. Go to your local church, repent, and then ask them to tie you to a stake and heat gently by fire for as long as is required.

This is the only solution that could possibly save your soul from eternal pain in the fires of hell. Have a nice day.

We are, though! So, shut up and start filming!

P.S. Like my new avatar?

I duz. And I saw your post Blouman, too late. :p

I duz. And I saw your post Blouman, too late. :p

Damn it, tell me it wasn't as bad as I thought it was.

Damn it, tell me it wasn't as bad as I thought it was.

Nah, 'twas ok, I'm not insulted. ;)

Damn it, tell me it wasn't as bad as I thought it was.

I think it was worse :P.

She didn't say 'No' that's a good sign. She probably needs to think about it; and usually when someone has to think about it they think about you, and think that you might be worth a shot.

This is, with some minor qualifications, good advice. The fact that she didn't say no is good - and it may be that you [Londim] surprised her enough by finally screwing up the courage to say something that you left her more or less speechless. The only minor qualification I'd have is that you should wait and see what happens the next time you meet in person.

The last time I had to confess my true feelings for a woman I was madly in love with (in person, not over the phone), she was so incoherent in the immediate aftermath that I thought she was giving me a polite brush-off of the 'we should get to know each other better' variety.

But she didn't say no.

We've been married for nearly five years now.

Aye, been too busy playing World Of Warcraft. <.<

*Iz a nerd*

WAR is better.

It's called an erection. All the blood is rushing from your brain to your genitals.

God's cruel joke on men. He gave us two heads but only enough blood to operate one at a time.

I think real love makes you want to be a better person, but not just until you "hook" your intended, but afterwards. Holding yourself to a high standard of personal behavior, personal emotional commitment and personal intellectual excellence (to the degree you are able - not every one is Einstein).

Real love for another person makes you want to be a better person, not to "get" their love, but so that you can show them how much you love them, w/ every aspect of your life. (Yes, I am a die-hard romantic, why do you ask????;)

Guess I'll be the first to say it:

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me; don't hurt me, no more

This is, with some minor qualifications, good advice. The fact that she didn't say no is good - and it may be that you [Londim] surprised her enough by finally screwing up the courage to say something that you left her more or less speechless. The only minor qualification I'd have is that you should wait and see what happens the next time you meet in person.

The last time I had to confess my true feelings for a woman I was madly in love with (in person, not over the phone), she was so incoherent in the immediate aftermath that I thought she was giving me a polite brush-off of the 'we should get to know each other better' variety.

But she didn't say no.

We've been married for nearly five years now.

Yeah I'm waiting until we come face to face again. It's hard to know how someone reacts when someone is not in front of you. Maybe something will come of it, maybe not. At least the fact is out there.

:D

Well, babe, just so you know, I have odd dreams about you too, and whenever I see that you're online I get a happy feeling come over me.

Is that happy feeling of love localized or does it spreads?:D

That's because you want to be felt all over. *nods sagely*

Re-read that post. Analyze it. You'll understand what I mean.;)

Re-read that post. Analyze it. You'll understand what I mean.;)

I'm just a poor innocent southern boy and could never grasp such hidden meanings.

I'm just a poor innocent southern boy and could never grasp such hidden meanings.

Right, right.:rolleyes:


What is love to you, Gallo-san?

Right, right.:rolleyes:

What is love to you, Gallo-san?

The ability to hit a target dead center at a range of a quarter mile without using barrel stabilizers.

The ability to hit a target dead center at a range of a quarter mile without using barrel stabilizers.

Marry me!:fluffle:

The ability to hit a target dead center at a range of a quarter mile without using barrel stabilizers.

Sounds like a quote from HK-47 in Knights of the old Republic. :p

Sounds like a quote from HK-47 in Knights of the old Republic. :p

I loved HK-47. If I ever get my own personal android in my lifetime, he's going to be just like him.

I loved HK-47. If I ever get my own personal android in my lifetime, he's going to be just like him.

I loved HK-47 too. ^^

I loved HK-47 too. ^^

Aaaaand... the topic is screwed.

One of my favorite bands, one of my favorite songs. Says it all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-26d0lsEOQk

One of my favorite bands, one of my favorite songs. Says it all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-26d0lsEOQk

Today, I know now, I will end up crying like an idiot on a corner of my room. I loathe feeling this pathetic!

Today, I know now, I will end up crying like an idiot on a corner of my room. I loathe feeling this pathetic!

At risk of sounding like a silly old abuela, it only feels bad for a little while. You'll wake some morning soon and all will be well. The song applies to me but not, necessarily, to you.

At risk of sounding like a silly old abuela, it only feels bad for a little while. You'll wake some morning soon and all will be well. The song applies to me but not, necessarily, to you.

Hey, no worries ASD. The hurt only goes so far, then routine and custom sets in.;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll1oJ63xhWI

Nah, 'twas ok, I'm not insulted. ;)

OK good.

I think it was worse :P.

Well I knew you would :)

Is that happy feeling of love localized or does it spreads?:D

I think we both know the answer to that. :wink:

I loved HK-47. If I ever get my own personal android in my lifetime, he's going to be just like him.

I loved HK-47 too. ^^

It seems you two have found true love.

Is anyone else thinking along the lines of Professor Frink and his many love androids?

Is anyone else thinking along the lines of Professor Frink and his many love androids?

Who?

Who?

Professor Frink.

Lately, as in, the past couple months, all I can freaking do is think about sex. It's driving me nuts! I need some sort of anti-viagra so I can do other things. All day long I think about GoG, and on top of that, I want to fuck at least half a dozen people I see every day, so it's irritatingly distracting. Being in love, and being in lust is nice...but I could use a break :(

Professor Frink.

Yup I got that much, but who the hell is he?

Yup I got that much, but who the hell is he?

From the animated series "The Simpsons".

From the animated series "The Simpsons".

Oh,I stopped watching that show about the time it stopped being funny, which is a long long time ago.

Who?

I take it you're not a Simpsons fan.

love is probably the second greatest thing in the universe. its just a piss poor substitute for mindfulness.