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I laughed

Wilgrove
31-01-2009, 10:27
Billboard

I saw a billboard yesterday that said:

Need help? Call Jesus.
1-800-555-HELP

Out of curiosity I did.

A Mexican showed up with a tow truck.

Am I the only one who laughed at this?
Anti-Social Darwinism
31-01-2009, 10:36
Groan.
Blouman Empire
31-01-2009, 11:06
Yeah you probably were.
Philosopy
31-01-2009, 11:50
Yes.
Kryozerkia
31-01-2009, 14:54
Sounds like the kind of bad joke my father-in-law tells over dinner and the rest of us will try and ignore while he smiles, proud of himself for making such a bad joke.
The_pantless_hero
31-01-2009, 14:58
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/4414/rimshotrw6.jpg
No Names Left Damn It
31-01-2009, 15:01
Shockingly unfunny.
Katganistan
31-01-2009, 15:20
Meh.
Gravlen
31-01-2009, 16:35
Two mods passing through, and this isn't deemed Spam? My my...
Conserative Morality
31-01-2009, 16:57
Very meh. Sounds like one of those 'Well, you had to be there' jokes.
Skallvia
31-01-2009, 17:03
I started to laugh.....then i read all the posts that preceded mine, and it just sucked the humor out of me, lol...
Intangelon
31-01-2009, 17:05
Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike funny.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
31-01-2009, 18:23
Interesting, if true.[/Rich Little imitating Howard Cosell]
Knights of Liberty
31-01-2009, 19:25
Fail.
SoWiBi
31-01-2009, 19:40
Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike funny.

Humor organ the size of a planet, and it is this thread you waste it on..
Bokkiwokki
31-01-2009, 19:41
You laughed? You laughed?!?!
Shame on you! Never ever ever ever ever laugh at such jokes again!!!
This sense of humor is not allowed in here!
Now go chastise yourself!
Christmahanikwanzikah
31-01-2009, 19:49
Not very funny.

Now, if a Rastafarian showed up with an eight-ball of weed and a bong offering to show him Jesus, or if Richard Dawkins came to his doorstep and troutslapped him on sight, that would be mildly funnier.
FreeSatania
31-01-2009, 21:08
Not very funny.

Now, if a Rastafarian showed up with an eight-ball of weed and a bong offering to show him Jesus, or if Richard Dawkins came to his doorstep and troutslapped him on sight, that would be mildly funnier.

eight-ball of weed? really? I'm my day an "eight-ball" was a measure reserved for cocaine.

Weed is measured in factions: eighth, quarter, half and ounce.
Christmahanikwanzikah
31-01-2009, 21:11
eight-ball of weed? really? I'm my day an "eight-ball" was a measure reserved for cocaine.

Weed is measured in factions: eighth, quarter, half and ounce.

Hm.

I must consort with the wrong sort of person, then. :tongue:
Hugohk
31-01-2009, 21:13
ITT: Funnier than Thou kind of People.
Neo Art
31-01-2009, 21:29
Not very funny.

Now, if a Rastafarian showed up with an eight-ball of weed and a bong offering to show him Jesus, or if Richard Dawkins came to his doorstep and troutslapped him on sight, that would be mildly funnier.

I suggest you learn your drug terminology, an "8 ball" is an eigth of an ounce of cocaine
Christmahanikwanzikah
31-01-2009, 21:30
Oh ffs...
Gravlen
31-01-2009, 21:35
Oh ffs...

Ignorance of this topic is not a bad thing! :p
FreeSatania
31-01-2009, 21:36
I suggest you learn your drug terminology, an "8 ball" is an eigth of an ounce of cocaine

So they claim.
Port Arcana
31-01-2009, 22:23
I lol'd a little.
Ifreann
31-01-2009, 22:30
It's funny because Mexicans are sometimes called Jesus? *doesn't get it*
The Horror Channel
31-01-2009, 22:33
I laughed, sue me.
Verdigroth
31-01-2009, 22:42
Once again the comments after the fact are more entertaining then the fact itself.