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... I'd like it to be because of this. (http://www.holytaco.com/if-i-die-bacon-related-death-id-it-be-because)

Just seemed like the sort of thing this taco-and-bacon crowd might enjoy.

Quite the invention, I suspect it could be improved by placing it in a taco shell then a layer of salad, tomato, more cheese and then some guacamole.

Omg....That looks so tasty!....Im going to die a bacon related death :(

lol

Just seemed like the sort of thing this taco-and-bacon crowd might enjoy.Whoa.

...I'm not sure I could eat that. Oh, wait, that's almost like a bacon-omelet. o_0;

I would like to try and eat that.

Quite the invention, I suspect it could be improved by placing it in a taco shell then a layer of salad, tomato, more cheese and then some guacamole.

Something like this maybe?


http://watkinslynn.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/15/baconchalupa763925.jpg

I see. I've merely had a peanut butter and bacon sandwich.

I bow to your greasy awesomeness.

I... wonder if I my wife would kill me if I tried to make that?

OK, so seriously, don't take this as a ridiculous question; why is it that guys (yeah, generalisation ahoy) take massive, massive, pride in eating ridiculous food like this?

It's no wonder females have a longer life expectancy.

I... wonder if I my would kill me if I tried to make that?I-my-whowhatnow? :confused:

OK, so seriously, don't take this as a ridiculous question; why is it that guys (yeah, generalisation ahoy) take massive, massive, pride in eating ridiculous food like this?

It's no wonder females have a longer life expectancy.
It's a guy thing to prove our manliness. *nods*

I-my-whowhatnow? :confused:
Sorry, my wife. I'm sick and high on cold meds right now.

OK, so seriously, don't take this as a ridiculous question; why is it that guys (yeah, generalisation ahoy) take massive, massive, pride in eating ridiculous food like this?

I think it's more a wonder why women don't, some guilty hang-up from childhood I'd bet, mother telling you you'll never get married if you eat another bacon-cheese gloopfest.

I-my-whowhatnow? :confused:
His "." What is so hard to understand about the relationship between a man and his ""? I've got a "" like most people I know.

Actually... it would be pretty kick ass if the person made a taquito from the bacon lattice...

OK, so seriously, don't take this as a ridiculous question; why is it that guys (yeah, generalisation ahoy) take massive, massive, pride in eating ridiculous food like this?
Well, that pride thing is a bit weird, but I don't see anything extreme about this. Maybe I misread the recipe, but it looks like it is just Bacon+Cheese, right?
So it is a Bacon, Onion and Cheese omelet without the eggs and fried onions.

It's a guy thing to prove our manliness. *nods* I don't need to prove shit. People just recognize, wherever I go. I am so full of it.
:D

Sorry, my wife. I'm sick and high on cold meds right now.Wait until you're not sick, or high. :p

Oh sweet. Fucking. Baconlord.

Yes.

Yes.

I will try this.

Baconlord.A deity that you can believe in, and one that you can commune with every day! (If you like bacon that much, go for it. ;))

Well, that pride thing is a bit weird, but I don't see anything extreme about this. Maybe I misread the recipe, but it looks like it is just Bacon+Cheese, right?
So it is a Bacon, Onion and Cheese omelet without the eggs and fried onions.

As far as I could tell it's pretty much a pig with whatever a cow can muster for it's daily milk output churned up and whacked on it.

That page also presents another very interesting pic:

http://www.holytaco.com/think-shes-cute

oh shi-

OK, so seriously, don't take this as a ridiculous question; why is it that guys (yeah, generalisation ahoy) take massive, massive, pride in eating ridiculous food like this?

It's no wonder females have a longer life expectancy.

Call me a guy then.

I take pride in eating things that I really, really enjoy. Like filet mignon, bleu rare. Or bananas fried in bacon grease. Or this...delicious invention, that I will not destroy with cheddar, but rather lift into divinity with brie, and chives.

So many women (yeah, generalisation ahoy) deny themselves true caloric goodness. To me, only two things make this life worth living. Food, and sex. I will deny myself neither.

That page also presents another very interesting pic:

http://www.holytaco.com/think-shes-cute

oh shi-That is pretty interesting.

That page also presents another very interesting pic:

http://www.holytaco.com/think-shes-cute

oh shi-

I don't get your idiotic comment. Please explain your moronic bigotry. You know. Or don't.

I don't get your idiotic comment. Please explain your moronic bigotry. You know. Or don't.

Eh?

As far as I could tell it's pretty much a pig with whatever a cow can muster for it's daily milk output churned up and whacked on it.
I imagine something like this would be served to a group, like an Hors d'oeuvre or something. If you eat the whole thing, that's just stupid, but not really any different than just frying a whole pound of bacon.
That sort of excess really doesn't make any sense to me either.

Or bananas fried in bacon grease

:eek2:

*runs off to buy bananas*

I don't get your idiotic comment. Please explain your moronic bigotry. You know. Or don't.I'd also like to know what makes it important. Damn, we didn't even make it to the third page.

I imagine something like this would be served to a group, like an Hors d'oeuvre or something. If you eat the whole thing, that's just stupid, but not really any different than just frying a whole pound of bacon.
That sort of excess really doesn't make any sense to me either.

Yeah, the thing is...bacon is delicious, but filling up on it leaves you hollow, much like trying to fill up on potato chips.

It would be an absolutely divine appetizer...one or two or six pieces of that roll...but to make a meal of it would leave one feeling distinctly queasy I'd think.

Call me a guy then.

Guy :tongue:

I take pride in eating things that I really, really enjoy. Like filet mignon, bleu rare. Or bananas fried in bacon grease. Or this...delicious invention, that I will not destroy with cheddar, but rather lift into divinity with brie, and chives.

So many women (yeah, generalisation ahoy) deny themselves true caloric goodness. To me, only two things make this life worth living. Food, and sex. I will deny myself neither.

OK, food = good. Good food = awesome. Amazing food = almost as good as sex (and, yes, I very much enjoy sex). Screw what the whatever content is. Anyway, I'm hardly the best person to lecture about health; I drink far too much, I smoke, and I do drugs.

I have really no problem at all with shit food. It can be amazing at the right time (especially if you're hungover). However, a plate of bacon with cheese dumped on it = eugh. It just seems like one of those ridiculous types of food that some guys decide to take upon themselves to prove they can do it, or whatever. Just...eugh.

That page also presents another very interesting pic:

http://www.holytaco.com/think-shes-cute

oh shi-

Is that meant to mean something?

Is that meant to mean something?Exactly. I mean, is that somehow...relevant to this thread? Or something? ...I don't know.

Is that meant to mean something?

I think he just noticed something interesting on the same site and didn't feel like making a new thread about it.

Or bananas fried in bacon grease.
That sounds good. Do you chop them up before they go in, or drop in a whole banana? And is there anything else that goes in (spices or serving it over ice cream).
Or this...delicious invention, that I will not destroy with cheddar,
Thank god I'm not the only one who isn't infatuated with that orange-ish, yellow-ish ... stuff. There is some good sharp cheddar, or cheddar with bits of stuff (like peppers or something) in it, but shredded cheddar is just pointless. Better than American Cheese, but just about anything is.

Exactly. I mean, is that somehow...relevant to this thread? Or something? ...I don't know.

It's on the very page the OP linked to, it's what caught my attention first. Do none of you guys see it?

I don't get your idiotic comment. Please explain your moronic bigotry. You know. Or don't.

Oh, I think I see the confusion. I wasn't at all implying that anyone was a transvestite for liking bacon, I didn't even see your post when I posted that. It was just something that was right on the page that the OP linked to that I thought was also quite funny from that site.

That sounds good. Do you chop them up before they go in, or drop in a whole banana? And is there anything else that goes in (spices or serving it over ice cream). I chop them up yes, extra crunchy/soft goodness that way...I'm not sure it'd work with ice-cream but I'm probably wrong. I kept it simple, and it was absolutely beautiful!

Thank god I'm not the only one who isn't infatuated with that orange-ish, yellow-ish ... stuff. There is some good sharp cheddar, or cheddar with bits of stuff (like peppers or something) in it, but shredded cheddar is just pointless. Better than American Cheese, but just about anything is.

Cheddar is what you use when you simply don't have anything else. I like brie with bacon or sausage...I like gouda unmelted (one of the few cheeses I can eat unmelted for some reason). I love havarti with caraway (sometimes unmelted) for grilled cheese sandwiches, or in a nice cheese sauce for broccoli etc. Oh cheese...there are so many wonderful varieties and people buy cheddar in bulk. This disturbs and offends me.

Oh, I think I see the confusion. I wasn't at all implying that anyone was a transvestite for liking bacon, I didn't even see your post when I posted that. It was just something that was right on the page that the OP linked to that I thought was also quite funny from that site.

No, what annoyed me, to be up front about it, is the sort of 'freak factor' nature of your post. Like, oh look here's a tranny, let's point and stare and go omg what if you found out she had a penis...

Knowing many trans people, I found that attitude pretty offensive.

Guy :tongue: Thank you:) I'm actually pretty proud of my guyishness:)



OK, food = good. Good food = awesome. Amazing food = almost as good as sex (and, yes, I very much enjoy sex). Screw what the whatever content is. Anyway, I'm hardly the best person to lecture about health; I drink far too much, I smoke, and I do drugs.

I have really no problem at all with shit food. It can be amazing at the right time (especially if you're hungover). However, a plate of bacon with cheese dumped on it = eugh. It just seems like one of those ridiculous types of food that some guys decide to take upon themselves to prove they can do it, or whatever. Just...eugh.

:D

Well, I have a thing for bacon, and for cheese...but I could do it better, I'm certain!

That page also presents another very interesting pic:

http://www.holytaco.com/think-shes-cute

oh shi-

Actually uh....I think she's pretty cute, lol...

Amazing food = almost as good as sex
You're doing it wrong. Very wrong. Or I wanna eat what you're eating.

Cheddar is what you use when you simply don't have anything else. I like brie with bacon or sausage...I like gouda unmelted (one of the few cheeses I can eat unmelted for some reason). I love havarti with caraway (sometimes unmelted) for grilled cheese sandwiches, or in a nice cheese sauce for broccoli etc. Oh cheese...there are so many wonderful varieties and people buy cheddar in bulk. This disturbs and offends me.

I agree mostly about cheddar, but lately I've come across applewood, which is a fantastic smoked cheddar.

I'm currently eating wensleydale with cranberries and it's fucking great.

You're doing it wrong. Very wrong. Or I wanna eat what you're eating.

I have felt tender slices of nearly raw beef seemingly melt on my tongue...I have to say, it's almost as good as having my lover pump his essence into mouth.

I agree mostly about cheddar, but lately I've come across applewood, which is a fantastic smoked cheddar.

I'm currently eating wensleydale with cranberries and it's fucking great.

Yeah, it's more that generic crap you buy in giant cubes at the supermarket that I object to.

No, what annoyed me, to be up front about it, is the sort of 'freak factor' nature of your post. Like, oh look here's a tranny, let's point and stare and go omg what if you found out she had a penis...

Knowing many trans people, I found that attitude pretty offensive.

Seriously? Seeeriously? Have you, not been on the internet for the last 5 years or something? 'Traps' are a whole internet phenomena, there are even a huge number of sites dedicated to them. It is quite spectacular that that person is actually a man, I don't see why it's offensive to note that, spectacular-ness (that a word?). The 'oh shi-' is just an internet meme and a standard reply to pictures like that. Also, the point is nothing to do with her being a 'freak', but the fact that you may have possibly been turned on by a guy, which creates sexual confusion, and is quite humorous, it's all about YOU, not the transvestite.

I take pride in eating things that I really, really enjoy. Like filet mignon, bleu rare. Or bananas fried in bacon grease. Or this...delicious invention, that I will not destroy with cheddar, but rather lift into divinity with brie, and chives.


I'd love to try it too, but bananas with bacon grease, with or without batter? Because banana fritters are king. Especially when there's a scoop of vanilla ice cream sitting on top of it.

Apple fritters too really. Done right, you'll get a soft, gooey interior, with a crunchy, munchy shell that just melts in your mouth with the sweet contrast of icy vanilla ice cream with strawberry sauce.

No, what annoyed me, to be up front about it, is the sort of 'freak factor' nature of your post. Like, oh look here's a tranny, let's point and stare and go omg what if you found out she had a penis...

Knowing many trans people, I found that attitude pretty offensive.

To be fair, though, tranny's are pretty disgusting.

Right?

Yeah, it's more that generic crap you buy in giant cubes at the supermarket that I object to.

*shudders*

To be fair, though, tranny's are pretty disgusting.

Right?

Are you serious? Are you seriously going to start doing this?

You're doing it wrong. Very wrong. Or I wanna eat what you're eating.

Oh, believe me, I'm doing sex very right. I also appreciate good food.

But, you know, hyperbole is beyond some.

Are you serious? Are you seriously going to start doing this?

Nah.

Are you serious? Are you seriously going to start doing this?Why so SRS, Batman?

Nah....Nice.

Why so SRS, Batman?


Because NSG's being all uptight today, which makes me moody.

Because NSG's being all uptight today, which makes me moody.That sucks. I understood the use of the meme, but I see why it was taken the wrong way.

I hate your first spoiler.

Seriously? Seeeriously? Have you, not been on the internet for the last 5 years or something? 'Traps' are a whole internet phenomena, there are even a huge number of sites dedicated to them. It is quite spectacular that that person is actually a man, I don't see why it's offensive to note that, spectacular-ness (that a word?). The 'oh shi-' is just an internet meme and a standard reply to pictures like that. Also, the point is nothing to do with her being a 'freak', but the fact that you may have possibly been turned on by a guy, which creates sexual confusion, and is quite humorous, it's all about YOU, not the transvestite.

See, now, if I could actually be arsed I would have a go at you for several bits of this post, especially since I tried extra special hard not to be too offended earlier.

Cheddar is what you use when you simply don't have anything else. I like brie with bacon or sausage...I like gouda unmelted (one of the few cheeses I can eat unmelted for some reason). I love havarti with caraway (sometimes unmelted) for grilled cheese sandwiches, or in a nice cheese sauce for broccoli etc. Oh cheese...there are so many wonderful varieties and people buy cheddar in bulk. This disturbs and offends me.
Cheddar is divine. I would sell my first born son for a good half pound block of Tillamook mild. You may laugh, but lo, I have been lost in the desert without cheddar or indeed any real cheese beyond processed slices and pretentious morsels that some Japanese dude read pairs well with wines in a magazine on a flight to France for four years now and I tell you truly that to be without cheddar is to be without a part of your soul.

I hate your first spoiler.

Well I did warn you. :p

Because NSG's being all uptight today, which makes me moody.

Wait....Your telling me there are days when NSG isnt up tight? Why havent people told me which days these are! :mad:


:p

No, what annoyed me, to be up front about it, is the sort of 'freak factor' nature of your post. Like, oh look here's a tranny, let's point and stare and go omg what if you found out she had a penis...

Knowing many trans people, I found that attitude pretty offensive.
Actually, she's VERY cute.

Why so SRS, Batman?

Please tell me the use of SRS was intentional. I will love you forever because, basically, that is genius.

See, now, if I could actually be arsed I would have a go at you for several bits of this post.

Right, but you'd also have to have a go at that website. And many other things, for instance, I remember channel 4 comedy shows doing that sort of thing, challenging male contestants to decide which model is the sexiest, then revealing that the one they chose as the sexiest was actually a male. This show was, IIRC, one that was controversial for being too 'liberal' and too open about sex.

Wait....Your telling me there are days when NSG isnt up tight? Why havent people told me which days these are! :mad:


There are some days when NSG doesn't conform to the angry liberal stereotype that much, usually during the night, when the members have probably had a bit to drink.

See, now, if I could actually be arsed I would have a go at you for several bits of this post, especially since I tried extra special hard not to be too offended earlier.

Good choice. Not worth it.

There are some days when NSG doesn't conform to the angry liberal stereotype that much, usually during the night, when the members have probably had a bit to drink.

And their minds are too clouded to groupthink?

Please tell me the use of SRS was intentional. I will love you forever because, basically, that is genius.Absolutely. I was wondering if anyone would catch it.

Good choice. Not worth it.

Yeah, it's probably worth accepting that I never ever meant to insinuate that transvestites are 'freaks', and that the humour is entirely focused on the person viewing the picture, and not the picture itself. Jesus Christ, no other forum, fuck, no where would I ever have to make a statement like that.

Yeah, it's probably worth accepting that I never ever meant to insinuate that transvestites are 'freaks', and that the humour is entirely focused on the person viewing the picture, and not the picture itself. Jesus Christ, no other forum, fuck, no where would I ever have to make a statement like that.

No, that's not what I'm accepting. I'm accepting that you don't even understand what is wrong with your view, and that it's not worth the effort involved in explaining it to you right now.

Carry on with your persecuted confusion.

Right, but you'd also have to have a go at that website. And many other things, for instance, I remember channel 4 comedy shows doing that sort of thing, challenging male contestants to decide which model is the sexiest, then revealing that the one they chose as the sexiest was actually a male. This show was, IIRC, one that was controversial for being too 'liberal' and too open about sex.

I should, at this point, make clear that whether or not I am offended by something has absolutely no bearing on whether or no I like it, or find it funny. Some of the most personally offensive things I've ever heard have been raucously hilarious, and a lot of things I like are offensive. Whether or not I like something, or find it funny, really has no bearing on whether or not I might decide to take objection to it. It can be funny and objectionable, at which point I'll make a muted complaint to those around me while laughing away about it.

Slag off whoever you want, or whatever you want; I can handle funny and offensive at the same time. It is the basis for vast swathes of comedy, after all. But if someone who doesn't share my viewpoint decides to raise a point about something that is clearly both funny and offensive, like ****** jokes (and let's all be honest, they are hilarious; imagine if you were going to fuck a white guy and he had a black cock!), then don't play the shocked victim.

When I make racist jokes, I know they're racist. I laugh. But I don't pretend that laughter takes away the racism.

No, that's not what I'm accepting. I'm accepting that you don't even understand what is wrong with your view

What you think my view is, is completely false. I know what my view is, that is in fact, the one absolute fact in the universe that I DO know. I do NOT think that transvestites are 'freaks', the fact that you think I do, only shows that you completely took my post the wrong way.

Kinda reminds me of this (http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/); bacon wrapped up in sausage in more bacon.

Its so crazy that you think trannys are weird. What's wrong with you man?? When a man or a woman decides they want to change their gender and goes through with it - that's totally normal! They just wanna be loved like the hermaphrodites and bearded women!

When I make racist jokes, I know they're racist. I laugh. But I don't pretend that laughter takes away the racism.

I hate you for the fact in three sentences you summed up my two paragraphs. And that alone.

I should, at this point, make clear that whether or not I am offended by something has absolutely no bearing on whether or no I like it, or find it funny. Some of the most personally offensive things I've ever heard have been raucously hilarious, and a lot of things I like are offensive. Whether or not I like something, or find it funny, really has no bearing on whether or not I might decide to take objection to it. It can be funny and objectionable, at which point I'll make a muted complaint to those around me while laughing away about it.

Slag off whoever you want, or whatever you want; I can handle funny and offensive at the same time. It is the basis for vast swathes of comedy, after all. But if someone who doesn't share my viewpoint decides to raise a point about something that is clearly both funny and offensive, like ****** jokes (and let's all be honest, they are hilarious; imagine if you were going to fuck a white guy and he had a black cock!), then don't play the shocked victim.

But it wasn't just claimed that I was offensive, I was called moronic and bigoted as well. And I don't even understand why it was offensive. It wasn't generalising against any group of people, it wasn't making any sort of statement pertaining to 'all x is y', so it can't be bigoted. It was concerned with only one individual.

I hate you for the fact in three sentences you summed up my two paragraphs. And that alone.

:D

Well you were certainly more eloquent! I'm just a crude bitch.

Virginiacooper, you are a clumsy troll.

When I make racist jokes, I know they're racist. I laugh. But I don't pretend that laughter takes away the racism.

But if the joke was obviously meant to be in jest, and you're obviously not seriously trying to communicate any bigoted beliefs towards another race, then I wouldn't call you moronic and bigoted.

Virginiacooper, you are a clumsy troll.A troll that can't even troll right? That's pretty sad.

Dude I'm serious. Its not so crazy to think that trannys are freaks. People don't normally change their gender.

Before this thread goes too far off track, Neesika how exactly do you make your banana and bacon deliciousness? I just checked in the kitchen and I have both bananas and bacon and that would make an awesome breakfast tomorrow.

Dude I'm serious. Its not so crazy to think that trannys are freaks. People don't normally change their gender.Just like you were "serious" on the other thread? ;)

But if the joke was obviously meant to be in jest, and you're obviously not seriously trying to communicate any bigoted beliefs towards another race, then I wouldn't call you moronic and bigoted.

....

How are n1ggers and tires alike? They both work better in chains.

It's funny, especially in Canada. But it's racist.

I said your comment was moronic and bigoted. You may not be...but you're not convincing me with these mental gymnastics you're indulging in to explain to me how something that is clearly bigoted isn't...if you didn't mean it.

Before this thread goes too far off track, Neesika how exactly do you make your banana and bacon deliciousness? I just checked in the kitchen and I have both bananas and bacon and that would make an awesome breakfast tomorrow.

K, I use bacon grease, which like any sane person, I save rather than through away after cooking up a rasher of bacon. I put some bacon grease in the pan, chop up the banana, and fry the pieces on both sides until golden and crispy. Then I consume, with much lip smacking, rolling of my eyes, and gusto. Always with gusto.

K, I use bacon grease, which like any sane person, I save rather than through away after cooking up a rasher of bacon. I put some bacon grease in the pan, chop up the banana, and fry the pieces on both sides until golden and crispy. Then I consume, with much lip smacking, rolling of my eyes, and gusto. Always with gusto.That sounds good. Too bad I'll never be able to convince my mom to allow me to eat it. Damn you for making me want it, Neesika. :mad:

:p

What the hell kind of a goddamned internet is this where I come into a BACON thread on page 6 and find some bunch of wackos arguing about bigotry instead of talking about BACON???? What's WRONG with you people???

And, Neesika, that banana-bacon thing sounds so wrong...but soooo right. :D

....

How are n1ggers and tires alike? They both work better in chains.

It's funny, especially in Canada. But it's racist.


That was the whole point of the joke, it was specifically supposed to be a generalisation about black people. I can honestly say that I do not see any generalisations made about transvestites in general, to point out that ONE man looks so much like woman that you may humorously have found yourself attracted to a gender that your 'sexual orientation' excludes you from being attracted to.

K, I use bacon grease, which like any sane person, I save rather than through away after cooking up a rasher of bacon. I put some bacon grease in the pan, chop up the banana, and fry the pieces on both sides until golden and crispy. Then I consume, with much lip smacking, rolling of my eyes, and gusto. Always with gusto.

Why hast thou taunted me so? lol

K, I use bacon grease, which like any sane person, I save rather than through away after cooking up a rasher of bacon. I put some bacon grease in the pan, chop up the banana, and fry the pieces on both sides until golden and crispy. Then I consume, with much lip smacking, rolling of my eyes, and gusto. Always with gusto.

Awesome. I'll definitely try some for breakfast tomorrow. Unfortunately I don't have any grease saved up because I just moved in and one of my roommates is being turned vegan by his girlfriend while the other one lives on a steady diet of nothing but potatoes and venison. I couldn't believe when I moved in and saw no bacon in the fridge!

What the hell kind of a goddamned internet is this where I come into a BACON thread on page 6 and find some bunch of wackos arguing about bigotry instead of talking about BACON???? Hey, there are over a billion of us. Give the few wackos that like to gather together and talk about weird things a break. :p

Hey, there are over a billion of us. Give the few wackos that like to gather together and talk about weird things a break. :p

I don't want to talk about this by any means, I'm just trying to expunge any negative reputation.

Just like you were "serious" on the other thread? ;)

I guess this is the natural evolution of normally making jokes. A "VACooper-cries-seriously" scenario.

I don't want to talk about this by any means, I'm just trying to expunge any negative reputation.Eh, alright.

I guess this is the natural evolution of normally making jokes. A "VACooper-cries-seriously" scenario.Yes, because I must fit you into one of my little boxes. You see, large boxes are more expensive, and require more thought. So, I will put you in one of my little boxes. :p ;)

Oh shit, Neo Art is here...I'm going to run before he tries to start a threesome with Ayn Rand!

Wow, I'm totally going to buy like eight kilos of bacon

Oh shit, Neo Art is here...I'm going to run before he tries to start a threesome with Ayn Rand!

And Im going to get my Webcam ready! lol

Yes, because I must fit you into one of my little boxes. You see, large boxes are more expensive, and require more thought. So, I will put you in one of my little boxes.
A lot of the stuff discussed here is silly. Its liberals yelling at conservatives, or conservatives yelling at liberals, or things no one disagrees on. So I take it as seriously as it deserves to be taken. But I am sometimes serious for real.

Ok, I just felt another thick layer of the bad kind of cholesterol coat my main arteries - and that was just from looking at that bacon/cheese roll-up wonderfulness. You know, don't you, that this is like porn to me?

A lot of the stuff discussed here is silly. Its liberals yelling at conservatives, or conservatives yelling at liberals, or things no one disagrees on. So I take it as seriously as it deserves to be taken. But I am sometimes serious for real.

HEY! Dont forget that the...

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A lot of the stuff discussed here is silly. Its liberals yelling at conservatives, or conservatives yelling at liberals, or things no one disagrees on. So I take it as seriously as it deserves to be taken. But I am sometimes serious for real.Yeah, I understood what you were saying the first time. :wink:

Wait until you're not sick, or high. :p
Naw, that's probably why it sounds so good right now.

Naw, that's probably why it sounds so good right now.

Don't kid yourself NERVUN. Whether you're on your deathbed or about to run a decathlon, you'd still want it. I can feel your craving all the way on the other side of the monitor.

Naw, that's probably why it sounds so good right now.Oh. By all means, go ahead. :p

Don't kid yourself NERVUN. Whether you're on your deathbed or about to run a decathlon, you'd still want it. I can feel your craving all the way on the other side of the monitor.

Oh. By all means, go ahead. :p
You guys are NOT helping...

Hmm... being sick and high on cold meds does give me a good cover when I tell my wife what I plan to make for the weekend meal though. Maybe she won't kill me then.

You guys are NOT helping...


Try not having had bacon in years, and being on a low carb/sugar/fat/sodium diet for 5 days out of a week for 6 months while other people in front of you stuff themselves on all sorts of delicious goodies...

Try not having had bacon in years, and being on a low carb/sugar/fat/sodium diet for 5 days out of a week for 6 months while other people in front of you stuff themselves on all sorts of delicious goodies...
It's called living in Japan. :tongue:

I would never eat that. It has cheddar cheese, which tastes horrible.

It's called living in Japan. :tongue:

You sustain yourself on 2 slices of wheat toast, 8 wheat crackers, a dollop of marmite and a bowl of rice vermicelli soup (no oil, one boiled chicken drumstick, some Chinese cabbage) as the total of your daily consumption five days out of seven?

You sustain yourself on 2 slices of wheat toast, 8 wheat crackers, a dollop of marmite and a bowl of rice vermicelli soup (no oil, one boiled chicken drumstick, some Chinese cabbage) as the total of your daily consumption five days out of seven?

Why would you do that anyway?

Why would you do that anyway?

General health improvement. Lost 21kg in 6 months, along with vastly increased stamina and strength that came from the exercise regime. I figure I should be able to lose another 15 or so kg, and increase stamina from 20 minute 6km runs to maybe 7km or higher in the same time frame.

General health improvement. Lost 21kg in 6 months, along with vastly increased stamina and strength that came from the exercise regime. I figure I should be able to lose another 15 or so kg, and increase stamina from 20 minute 6km runs to maybe 7km or higher in the same time frame.

I thought it was because you had to. If you do it out of free will you have no right to whinge about it.

... I'd like it to be because of this. (http://www.holytaco.com/if-i-die-bacon-related-death-id-it-be-because)

Just seemed like the sort of thing this taco-and-bacon crowd might enjoy.

Doesn't LG run that site?

... I'd like it to be because of this. (http://www.holytaco.com/if-i-die-bacon-related-death-id-it-be-because)

Just seemed like the sort of thing this taco-and-bacon crowd might enjoy.

Damn me but that looks nice!

I would never eat that. It has cheddar cheese, which tastes horrible.

You take that back!:eek:

You take that back!:eek:

You actually like that orange plastic cheese, which tastes like it has been injected with rotten dead kittens?

I'd rather eat plain orange plastic really, and I'm not that fond of plastic either.

You actually like that orange plastic cheese, which tastes like it has been injected with rotten dead kittens?

I'd rather eat plain orange plastic really, and I'm not that fond of plastic either.

You clearly haven't eaten Cheddar cheese from England.

... I'd like it to be because of this. (http://www.holytaco.com/if-i-die-bacon-related-death-id-it-be-because)

Just seemed like the sort of thing this taco-and-bacon crowd might enjoy.

Dibs on your stuff.

You actually like that orange plastic cheese, which tastes like it has been injected with rotten dead kittens?

I'd rather eat plain orange plastic really, and I'm not that fond of plastic either.

Ahhh I get it now. Your not US American are you? Coz I know you guys don't really have real cheese out thata way.

Cheeder for the record can be white, or yellow, never orange. And plasctic consitancy, no man it is crumbly.

You actually like that orange plastic cheese, which tastes like it has been injected with rotten dead kittens?

You've clearly never had proper cheddar, which is a rich and nutty cheese after a year or two of aging. That crap they sell in the grocery stores is legally cheddar, but it's only been aged the amount of time it takes to go from the vats to your supermarket shelf.

There is good Cheddar out there, but you might have to look for it. Try some of the aged Vermont cheddars. Even Costco has decent cheddar (which is more than I can say about their Jarlsberg, Gouda, brie or feta).

I agree mostly about cheddar, but lately I've come across applewood, which is a fantastic smoked cheddar.


Yeah, there is some good cheddar out there. Some supermarkets put a warning sign on the packet, to tell you it's made with unpasteurised milk. Ironically, those warning signs encourage me to buy some.

In the unlikely event that there's any health freaks out there who haven't already run screaming from this thread... yes, you read that right, unpasteurised milk. Cheese is milk and germs working in harmony - deal with it.

I thought it was because you had to. If you do it out of free will you have no right to whinge about it.

Well, I actually do have to. Medical reasons. And diet alone isn't going to cut it.

Ahhh I get it now. Your not US American are you? Coz I know you guys don't really have real cheese out thata way.

We most certainly do have real cheese here. Our cheese is like our beer, the mass produced stuff is utterly dire crap but the small scale, locally produced stuff is just as good as you'll find in Europe.

Also, Neesika, bacon-fried bananas are fucking amazing. If I had children I'd sacrifice my firstborn unto you.

We most certainly do have real cheese here. Our cheese is like our beer, the mass produced stuff is utterly dire crap but the small scale, locally produced stuff is just as good as you'll find in Europe.

Also, Neesika, bacon-fried bananas are fucking amazing. If I had children I'd sacrifice my firstborn unto you.

Then I stand corrected, and insist that you send me a few bottles of small brewer beer so that I can compare with my naitve beer!:D

I like sausages* wrapped in bacon.


Throw in french fries, some mustard & ketchup and it's a meal. :)

edit:
* More accurately: Wieners (as in hot dogs, frankfurters...you dirty pervs you! I know what you were thinking!)

Ahhh I get it now. Your not US American are you? Coz I know you guys don't really have real cheese out thata way.

Cheeder for the record can be white, or yellow, never orange. And plasctic consitancy, no man it is crumbly.

American? No, I'm Norwegian.,

I was in USA on vacation when I tasted this cheddar cheese. It was on standard low-end fast food chains like Subway and things like that, so can't expect too much. But still, it wasn't edible. If I got it served I had to either eat around it or throw it away. That's how horrible it was. When I was at a rodeo I ordered a 'cheese hot dog'. Over here that means that it has a wee bit of cheese in the middle. In USA it apparently means that you literally drown the hot dog in 2-3 dl melted cheese.

Overall, apart from a few places where the steaks were the most tender I've ever tasted, the American food proved to be a great disappointment. I was expecting 500 grams proper hamburgers, but was very surprised when the burgers we have at home are so much more tasty.

I do love cheese though in general. One of my favourite food items.

Bacon is the spawn of Satan, so is brussels sprouts.

Bacon is the spawn of Satan, so is brussels sprouts.

YOU! TAKE THAT BACK! Not about the sprouts.

YOU! TAKE THAT BACK! Not about the sprouts.

NO! bacon is yucky so is liqurice and and you're spawn of Satan TOO!

I was in USA on vacation when I tasted this cheddar cheese. It was on standard low-end fast food chains like Subway and things like that, so can't expect too much. But still, it wasn't edible. If I got it served I had to either eat around it or throw it away. That's how horrible it was.

You've not had blue cheese I take it?

You've not had blue cheese I take it?

thats spawn of satan too. But fruit cheeses were made by the Gods in Holland and Britain, and Edam and Double G something and roulette (squidgy cheese).

thats spawn of satan too. But fruit cheeses were made by the Gods in Holland and Britain, and Edam and Double G something and roulette (squidgy cheese).

Which means I've been eating Satan's children for quite a few years now. In whole wheat bread. I wonder if that makes Satan angry? And whether that makes me a devil baby eater. :p

You've not had blue cheese I take it?

I like blue cheeses. I like most French cheeses.

Which means I've been eating Satan's children for quite a few years now. In whole wheat bread. I wonder if that makes Satan angry? And whether that makes me a devil baby eater. :p

I don't know actually the Whole wheat bread helps balance it out.
Kinda like a mass murderer bringing peace to African nations for over 20 years, sure he's a bad guy but overall he's done some pretty astonishing feats.
So yep you're still going to hell i'm sorry but that's how God does his business around here.

NO! bacon is yucky so is liqurice and and you're spawn of Satan TOO!

Ohhh you poor poor man, I didn't realise that you know my dad.

I don't know actually the Whole wheat bread helps balance it out.
Kinda like a mass murderer bringing peace to African nations for over 20 years, sure he's a bad guy but overall he's done some pretty astonishing feats.
So yep you're still going to hell i'm sorry but that's how God does his business around here.

Hang on a minute here. These are devil babies. Doesn't that work in my favor in the binary judgment system of Christian religions?

Ohhh you poor poor man, I didn't realise that you know my dad.
Yeah i got to know him through your mother.
haw haw haw.:p
Hang on a minute here. These are devil babies. Doesn't that work in my favor in the binary judgment system of Christian religions?

still babies dude, devil's or not you can't kill babies it's against the rules.
Now if you let them grow up and then had a lightsaber duel with them that would be perfectly okay. New guy up top see?

Yeah i got to know him through your mother.
haw haw haw.:p


Bwahahhahaha, no.. wait... which one?

mmmmm meat and cheese...

Bwahahhahaha, no.. wait... which one?

the one with the stubble and one leg, she worked at immaculate conception theory office in the Vatican, and well one thing led to another. eventually we lost contact such as it was in those days no mobile phones, so i just settled for a Double Dutch woman called Hubert.
good times.
:tongue:

the one with the stubble and one leg, she worked at immaculate conception theory office in the Vatican, and well one thing led to another. eventually we lost contact such as it was in those days no mobile phones, so i just settled for a Double Dutch woman called Hubert.
good times.
:tongue:

Ohh yeah that one, nice woman, never get a birthday card from her though.:(

Ohh yeah that one, nice woman, never get a birthday card from her though.:(
yeah she was nice.
last i heard she died bungee jumping over the thames bridge, at least she died doing something she loved, stretching out rubber ropes for the adrenalin

still babies dude, devil's or not you can't kill babies it's against the rules.
Now if you let them grow up and then had a lightsaber duel with them that would be perfectly okay. New guy up top see?

Pfft, the big guy up top didn't have any qualms at burning babies or having wild animals eat them or anything like that. I call double standards.

Doesn't matter anyway. Those guys deal in souls and spirit stuff, and I've not a single one to trade.

Pfft, the big guy up top didn't have any qualms at burning babies or having wild animals eat them or anything like that. I call double standards.

Doesn't matter anyway. Those guys deal in souls and spirit stuff, and I've not a single one to trade.
Well changing times you know how things go, they come in with all these new ideas then things go back to the way they used to, mark my words we'l go back to using horses for sowing seeds none of this tractor nonsense.

You never tried a spirit while listening to Blues soul music?

I like sausages* wrapped in bacon.

My aunt makes sausage links wrapped in bacon and then soaked in maple syrup. It'll take 5 years off your life, but I didn't want to live that long anyway.

My aunt makes sausage links wrapped in bacon and then soaked in maple syrup. It'll take 5 years off your life, but I didn't want to live that long anyway.

you're a prisoner?
O.O

I want bacon!!!

I want bacon!!!Talk about wailing on the nail with a hammer. :p

Talk about wailing on the nail with a hammer. :p

Grammar sucked, so did meaning. I'm lost.:eek2:

That's horrible. And amazing at the same time.

Grammar sucked, so did meaning. I'm lost.:eek2:You went straight to the point with your post. "I want bacon!!!"
I found that to be very appropriate. Hence the "nail" reference. To be driven straight to the point.
And I found the sentiment to be blunt. Hence the "hammer" reference. :p

You went straight to the point with your post. "I want bacon!!!"
I found that to be very appropriate. Hence the "nail" reference. To be driven straight to the point.
And I found the sentiment to be blunt. Hence the "hammer" reference. :p

Oh, I see. Sorry, sometimes I miss on some English references.:tongue:

Oh, I see. Sorry, sometimes I miss on some English references.:tongue:Not a problem. I miss references all the time. People miss mine a lot, too. It's a circular thing.

Bacon good

OK, so seriously, don't take this as a ridiculous question; why is it that guys (yeah, generalisation ahoy) take massive, massive, pride in eating ridiculous food like this?

It's no wonder females have a longer life expectancy.

I have no idea, because I'm male, and when I look at the pictures of that thing, it makes me want to vomit.

I am sitting here listening to my arteries clog with the thought....My stomach says no, my ass says no, my arteries say no....and yet, screaming at the top of their lungs, my tastebuds offer a unanimous answer to this glorious challenge:

YES WE CAN!!!!

this looks like a job for... BACONMAN! (http://flickr.com/photos/netdiva/sets/72157608179195754/)

this looks like a job for... BACONMAN! (http://flickr.com/photos/netdiva/sets/72157608179195754/)

MMmmmm....Looks almost as tasty as Fried Aquaman and Hushpuppies, lol...

It's dinner time.

Time to experiment with this new recipe. Although, with bacon and cheese, I don't hardly see how it could go wrong.

It's dinner time.

Time to experiment with this new recipe. Although, with bacon and cheese, I don't hardly see how it could go wrong.

Pics plz. :fluffle:

Pics plz. :fluffle:

I just looked - I only have 5 bacon strips left.

Meh, I prefer lamb.

O man I probably couldn't eat more than one slice of it. Too rich. Eggs cooked with butter .. I'd have a prob.

Also .. I like my bacon burnt. Didn't use to.. I use to like it still flailing. Bacon the only meat I use to want with some pink. Steak, Beef/Pork Roast, Chicken, Turkey etc I want that shit done done done. As for duck.. had i once years ago.. maybe it just wasn't cooked enough.