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I suspect that posting this will get my hand slapped (at the very least) because it is R or (just possibly) X-rated.

My daughter, as most of you know, is a Public Health Officer in the Air Force. As such, her section is responsible for, among many other things, the dissemination of information on safe sex and birth control (they also distribute, free, items used for said purposes). One of her sergeants, suspecting she had a sense of humor (they weren't too far off), sent her the following - (it's gross, it's disgusting, it's not for anyone under 17 - it's hilarious) -

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/durex-funny-commercial/3128691479

I have a sneaking suspicion that, once the mods see this, it will be blocked and I will be chastised, but it's too funny not to share.

My memories of trips to the fair now ruined by new ideas about where balloon animals come from. COOL!

I think it was a lovely campaign by Durex, enjoy sex safely,

I therefore place my protection on this thread, no Mod can touch it now.

It was one of the most forwarded videos a couple of weeks ago,

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Omfg that was awesome!

*squeaky squeaky squeaky squeaky*

Oh man, that was funny!!!


Edit: I hope that the mods are merciful and only give you a squeaky wag of the finger.

Is this commercial played on television?

Because I could've sworn that's where I saw this first. It's not the first time I'm seeing this. XD

LOL! This is how we should be teaching our kids about sex! :D

Good old fashion LMAO. Just perfect.

its a link to Porn I am offended /report. /rant

its a link to Porn I am offended /report. /rant

I see no smiley or white text...please tell me you're kidding.

that is too funny! I nearly choked! gonna send it to the hubby at work, Im sure he and his friends will pop one

On the subject of sex education, the definition for Saddlebacking has been confirmed - for those who remember the delights of Santorum, this term has been defined in response to the name of Rick Warren's church by Dan Savage's army of creative readers.

http://saddlebacking.com/

Here's why this definition is perfect: Saddlebacking, like barebacking, involves one person riding up on another's backside. But in this case, it's not the bare-naked cock-in-ass that's the most important feature of the ride, but the fact that the person being ridden has been saddled—thanks to the efforts of the Rick Warrens of this world—with religious hang-ups and serious misconceptions about sex. Like the barebacker who casually tosses away his health—or his partner's health—because he believes, quite erroneously, that "risky = sexy," the saddlebacker offers up her ass because she believes, quite erroneously, that she can get fucked in the ass—vigorously, religiously—and still be considered a virgin on her wedding night.

On the subject of sex education, the definition for Saddlebacking has been confirmed - for those who remember the delights of Santorum, this term has been defined in response to the name of Rick Warren's church by Dan Savage's army of creative readers.

http://saddlebacking.com/

But..but...Butt sex is sodomy and sodomy is a sin (http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=75272)!! :eek:


:tongue:

Pure genius.

Anybody scared off by your title doesn't deserve the laugh.

I almost died when the pink one let out a bunch of air like a scream. :D

Bisexual baloon animal sex. How did you guess my favorite fetish?

The video is actually quite tame for all the warnings.

Meh, I saw this a few weeks ago and I have seen better condom ads then this. Sorry but I have.

I just accidently played this at full volume in a computer lab. Now everyone thinks I'm into balloon porn. Damn you!

Bisexual baloon animal sex. How did you guess my favorite fetish?
Mmmm...yes.
The only thing that could have made it better would be to have a clown in the background watching.

I lol'd. That was awesome.

lmao sweeeet

Durex ads, both the stills and the vids, are awesome. I'm very partial t this one, too (and it's 100% safe):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWjxdvArPE

Durex ads, both the stills and the vids, are awesome. I'm very partial t this one, too (and it's 100% safe):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWjxdvArPE

Awckward.

Durex ads, both the stills and the vids, are awesome. I'm very partial t this one, too (and it's 100% safe):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWjxdvArPE
I am completely unaware of the punchline of this joke. I would like it explained to me in great details with pictures and diagrams.
Video as well.

I am completely unaware of the punchline of this joke. I would like it explained to me in great details with pictures and diagrams.
Video as well.

Google it.

Google it.
This is a forum, I expect other people to Google things for me.
This post, and the one before it, are using Super Secret Sarcasm

My memories of trips to the fair now ruined by new ideas about where balloon animals come from. COOL!

hey, you learned that the Stork did NOT, in fact, bring babies, and now you know the truth about where balloon animals come from.

Can I say that as a balloon artist I'm freaking traumatized now?! *faints*

:D

Also, I'm totally forwarding it to every other balloon artist I know.

I agree Lol,but getting back to the matter at hand,we must invade Libéria,or at Least send them Flowers so They can welcome Human Rights with Human Dignity at HanD :P-eric

I just accidently played this at full volume in a computer lab. Now everyone thinks I'm into balloon porn. Damn you!

Ah, rule 34, it rears it's ugly head again.

Can I say that as a balloon artist I'm freaking traumatized now?! *faints*

:D

Also, I'm totally forwarding it to every other balloon artist I know.

Share the pain Smunkee... sharing is good for healing. :D

I am completely unaware of the punchline of this joke. I would like it explained to me in great details with pictures and diagrams.
Video as well.
Is it okay if the things, especially the video, are home-made? If so, and you're not consumer-traumatized enough to demand brand name products, your TG inbox shall kindly prepare itself for delivery. And please do realize that with accepting delivery, you also agree to be responsible for warding off all those TGs from my inbox that complain that the respective sender was overlooked when I gave out nekkid footage.I appreciate your humor and reply in kind.

Is it okay if the things, especially the video, are home-made? If so, and you're not consumer-traumatized enough to demand brand name products, your TG inbox shall kindly prepare itself for delivery. And please do realize that with accepting delivery, you also agree to be responsible for warding off all those TGs from my inbox that complain that the respective sender was overlooked when I gave out nekkid footage.I appreciate your humor and reply in kind.

Why would I bother him when I can just sit on my hands in the hope that someday I will be the recipient of said goodies (however unlikely)

Do condoms really squeak? O_o

Lol, this is a funny durex ad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnJk_v2UPYQ

hey, you learned that the Stork did NOT, in fact, bring babies, and now you know the truth about where balloon animals come from.

The sweet, sweaty, squeaky truth.

The squeaking alone made the video

Do condoms really squeak? O_o
Not when used properly. If you're squeaking you need more lube and a less inflatable girlfriend.

Is it okay if the things, especially the video, are home-made? If so, and you're not consumer-traumatized enough to demand brand name products, your TG inbox shall kindly prepare itself for delivery. And please do realize that with accepting delivery, you also agree to be responsible for warding off all those TGs from my inbox that complain that the respective sender was overlooked when I gave out nekkid footage.I appreciate your humor and reply in kind.
Other people will be jealous of me? That's reason enough to do or accept anything in my book.
I eagerly anticipate the collective negative attention of NSG, and also this footage of a Nek-kid, which I assume is a young goat who sings Italian and Spanish pop songs.

Well, uh, that was one of the strangest things I've seen all night...

OMG! that has to be the funniest thing Ive seen in a week, that has definitely brightened my day, lmfao :hail:

On the subject of sex education, the definition for Saddlebacking has been confirmed - for those who remember the delights of Santorum, this term has been defined in response to the name of Rick Warren's church by Dan Savage's army of creative readers.

Apparently he's got a lot of spare time on his hands. You'd think giving people the worst advice possible would keep him busy, but obviously not.

lol so cute!


Found a funny blooper http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwWXhEXZglY&feature=related hehe

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=V08dpDHp4XU&feature=PlayList&p=0284323B4B11DB87&playnext=1&index=7

Durex has some funny commercials. If I used condoms, I'd use Durex.

This is not for the feint of heart. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xBr98Nji-mA)

This is not for the feint of heart. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xBr98Nji-mA)

I'm female and I could feel that. I'm going to go now and quietly laugh myself to death.

I'm female and I could feel that. I'm going to go now and quietly laugh myself to death.

I still get tears when I think about it... from laughing so damn hard.

Apparently he's got a lot of spare time on his hands. You'd think giving people the worst advice possible would keep him busy, but obviously not.

"Worst advice possible"? You are a certified riot.

For the record, and I know you don't agree, but "advice I don't agree with" and "worst advice possible" are not the same statement. Sorry.

I think it was a lovely campaign by Durex, enjoy sex safely,

I therefore place my protection on this thread, no Mod can touch it now.

It was one of the most forwarded videos a couple of weeks ago,
Yes, everyone should be promoting safe sex and advertisements for safe sex! Way to go Durex! I think it should be shown in subways, movie theaters, churches and temples, and anywhere else the public is hanging out for 30 seconds.