NationStates Jolt Archive


The truth about Cello Scrotum

Lunatic Goofballs
28-01-2009, 17:46
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/01/28/uk.cello.scrotum.hoax/index.html

And the world loses a little bit more of it's mystery. :(
Mad hatters in jeans
28-01-2009, 17:50
aww that's no fair, they should have kept it secret. damn those Cello players.
SaintB
28-01-2009, 17:50
That's awesome
Call to power
28-01-2009, 18:07
clearly this is proof that excessive rubbing of the gentile areas will cause no problems at all :)
Lunatic Goofballs
28-01-2009, 18:10
clearly this is proof that excessive rubbing of the gentile areas will cause no problems at all :)

:eek: My mom lied to me! :eek:
Mad hatters in jeans
28-01-2009, 18:12
ewwwwww LG that's just ewwwww, no just no ewwwwwwwwwww
Call to power
28-01-2009, 18:14
:eek: My mom lied to me! :eek:

so I'm not the only one who got the pencil eraser story! (imagine having an itch on your crutch and if you scratch it your willy will disappear...being 7 sucked)
Daistallia 2104
28-01-2009, 18:18
The truth about cellists comes out of the closet!
Kryozerkia
28-01-2009, 19:16
Still... it's better than Guitar Nipple...
Lunatic Goofballs
28-01-2009, 20:38
Still... it's better than Guitar Nipple...

Indeed.
Yootopia
28-01-2009, 20:40
clearly this is proof that excessive rubbing of the gentile areas will cause no problems at all :)
Other than going blind, of course.
SoWiBi
28-01-2009, 20:42
So, who of us regularly contributes to a med journal so that they can start off NSG eyes, or NSG fingertips?
Lunatic Goofballs
28-01-2009, 20:43
I have had a similar condition called Jell-o Scrotum, but it was self-inflicted. :tongue:
SoWiBi
28-01-2009, 20:47
I have had a similar condition called Jell-o Scrotum, but it was self-inflicted. :tongue:

You've gotten chafing from Jell-O? I hate to say it, but... you must've been doing it wrong.
Neo Art
28-01-2009, 20:50
You've gotten chafing from Jell-O? I hate to say it, but... you must've been doing it wrong.

or very, very right.
Lunatic Goofballs
28-01-2009, 21:07
You've gotten chafing from Jell-O? I hate to say it, but... you must've been doing it wrong.

or very, very right.

:D

:eek:

:D
Rambhutan
28-01-2009, 21:12
Trouble with cello players is that they have something between their legs that can give pleasure to thousands but all they do is scratch it.

All credit to Sir Thomas Beacham for that joke
Gravlen
28-01-2009, 21:25
aww that's no fair, they should have kept it secret. damn those Cello players.

We were all in on it ;)

Cellist conspiracy! :eek2:

Fnord
Katganistan
28-01-2009, 23:02
LG, you can't fool me...

...you couldn't wait for me to see "Cello Scrotum Exposed".

:D
Extreme Ironing
29-01-2009, 00:54
Trouble with cello players is that they have something between their legs that can give pleasure to thousands but all they do is scratch it.

All credit to Sir Thomas Beacham for that joke

Hehe :)

I think scientific journals need more joke papers. Perhaps about spaghetti-growing trees or some such.