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Gozilla vs clover!!!!!

Hittoria
27-01-2009, 22:29
Cloverfield Monster (Clover)
200 ft tall
200 ft long
no biological powers
small parasites harmless though (to monsters)


Godzilla
600 ft tall
400 ft long
flame breath(power of the atomic bomb), radioactive cells
no parasites





Go to Gooogle to learn more and see them.
Ustio North
27-01-2009, 22:35
Wrong forum?
The Steppe Empire
27-01-2009, 22:42
I think The Mods should move this to General Fourm
Hittoria
27-01-2009, 22:43
???
Augmark
27-01-2009, 22:46
The Cloverfield Monster is actually

350 ft tall
1200 ft long
http://cloverfield.wikia.com/wiki/Clover

biological powers could be: resistance to just about every weapon in the US military arsenal.

If its the Classic Japanese Godzilla, Godzilla wins
Hittoria
27-01-2009, 22:48
yes, long live Gojira! (japanese)
Third Spanish States
28-01-2009, 00:13
Option 3: Hataria
Chernobyl-Pripyat
28-01-2009, 00:32
wasn't this exact topic deleted a few days ago?..
Conserative Morality
28-01-2009, 00:34
General, man. Go to General.
Hittoria
28-01-2009, 14:25
Please, I only wish for this to be a fun poll, now please back off, i wish for this to be peaceful, and filled with Gojira and Clover :3
Ustio North
28-01-2009, 14:31
Please, I only wish for this to be a fun poll, now please back off, i wish for this to be peaceful, and filled with Gojira and Clover :3

To be brutally honest, that doesn't matter here. This thread should be in General, as it has nothing to do with International Incidents
Hittoria
29-01-2009, 01:26
oh, well see, i dunno how to do that.
Intestinal fluids
29-01-2009, 01:30
Now that its in General, can we put it in the last post 6 months ago department?
Intestinal fluids
29-01-2009, 01:35
I will challenge either to a fight, i have a murderous 1500 tall dandelion flower with a root system extending 5000 feet.

Its superpowers: You can cut off its head and another grows back in a few days and also has the unholy ability to stain bluejeans.

Go to Google to learn of its powers and only when you see there are zero hits will you understand how super mighty and secret my champion is.
South Lorenya
29-01-2009, 02:28
Fwiffo will beat both of them. And the video will be HILARIOUS.
Hittoria
29-01-2009, 02:31
Third choice: Biollante
SaintB
29-01-2009, 16:58
You forgot to add that the Cloverfield monster has the ability to become bigger or smaller at a whim. Sometimes it's massive, sometimes its just the right size to eat half a human being in one chomp, sometimes it's so monstrous that it has to plow through buildings to get anywhere, and other times it fits perfectly down a side street or wide avenue.

Godzilla would kick its ass either way as an afterthought to ripping off MechaGodzilla's head.
Skip rat
29-01-2009, 17:06
Yep...the classic Toho Godzilla whoops all (I collect the originals on VHS which annoys my wife no end)
He saw off some of the crappiest monsters ever in the 70's - anyone remember Hedorah the smog monster or Jet Jaguar??
SaintB
29-01-2009, 17:07
Jet Jaguar??

I love Jet Jaguar!!

Ok, the theme song was a little much... so was the little boy... and so was... yeah he sucked but I still love him!
Rambhutan
29-01-2009, 17:08
Yep...the classic Toho Godzilla whoops all (I collect the originals on VHS which annoys my wife no end)
He saw off some of the crappiest monsters ever in the 70's - anyone remember Hedorah the smog monster or Jet Jaguar??

I hope you are not casting aspersions on the quality of the great Mothra.
SaintB
29-01-2009, 17:10
I hope you are not casting aspersions on the quality of the great Mothra.

Mothra was a good monster on her own. Godzilla made the others so memorable.
Skip rat
29-01-2009, 17:10
I love Jet Jaguar!!

Ok, the theme song was a little much... so was the little boy... and so was... yeah he sucked but I still love him!

I loved the way he could just change size and fly - he looked like a power ranger on steroids:D
SaintB
29-01-2009, 17:12
I loved the way he could just change size and fly - he looked like a power ranger on steroids:D

Exactly!

And my favorite fighting game is Godzilla Saves The Earth... including as a special unlockable character none other than Jet Jaguar.
Skip rat
29-01-2009, 17:13
I hope you are not casting aspersions on the quality of the great Mothra.

I always thought she lacked the physical weaponary to hurt Godzilla too much - what was she going to do....suck him to death:D

The joys of the internet - rational adults talking about the merits of men in rubber suits fighting
SaintB
29-01-2009, 17:15
I always thought she lacked the physical weaponary to hurt Godzilla too much - what was she going to do....suck him to death:D

The joys of the internet - rational adults talking about the merits of men in rubber suits fighting

Mothra had magical powers and lasers... plus Mothra's Larvae kicked Godzilla's ass.
Skip rat
29-01-2009, 17:16
Exactly!

And my favorite fighting game is Godzilla Saves The Earth... including as a special unlockable character none other than Jet Jaguar.

I've never played the game but may go out of my way to check it out.

We should start a new thread about his monster enemies. You could vote in different categories (I think gayest could be King Caesar)
Skip rat
29-01-2009, 17:20
SaintB - if you like this genre, try and check out Daikyoju Gappa (The Triphibaen Monster). It's a Godzilla rip off that gets a full 2.6/10 on IMDB - it's truely awful!!
SaintB
29-01-2009, 17:21
SaintB - if you like this genre, try and check out Daikyoju Gappa (The Triphibaen Monster). It's a Godzilla rip off that gets a full 2.6/10 on IMDB - it's truely awful!!

Heh, I might.
JuNii
29-01-2009, 18:02
Cloverfield Monster (Clover)
200 ft tall
200 ft long
no biological powers
small parasites harmless though (to monsters)

Godzilla
600 ft tall
400 ft long
flame breath(power of the atomic bomb), radioactive cells
no parasites

Go to Gooogle to learn more and see them.

Which Version of Godzilla?

the American version? I give it to Clover.

the Japanese Version? I give it to Godzilla.
SaintB
29-01-2009, 18:03
Which Version of Godzilla?

the American version? I give it to Clover.

the Japanese Version? I give it to Godzilla.

That thing in the American Movie was Godsilly.
JuNii
29-01-2009, 18:09
That thing in the American Movie was Godsilly.

at least the Japanese were Good Natured about it.

in Destroy all Monsters, he was called Zilla and it actually took the Big G two attacks to kill it. :tongue:

of course the aliens controlling him referred to him as the "Salmon/tuna eating freak".
Intestinal fluids
29-01-2009, 18:13
The ads on this page are for shopping.com are for Godzilla vs Mothra 27x40 posters lmao
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
29-01-2009, 18:20
I love Jet Jaguar!!

Ok, the theme song was a little much... so was the little boy... and so was... yeah he sucked but I still love him!
You forgot that Jet Jaguar could reprogram himself to be bigger.
How does that even work, one might be tempted to ask. It just does, now shut up or Jet Jaguar will reprogram your face!
SaintB
29-01-2009, 18:25
You forgot that Jet Jaguar could reprogram himself to be bigger.
How does that even work, one might be tempted to ask. It just does, now shut up or Jet Jaguar will reprogram your face!

I always assumed it was because he was Japanese and Japanese Robots can do anything... ever seen Voltron?
JuNii
29-01-2009, 18:38
Mothra had magical powers and lasers... plus Mothra's Larvae kicked Godzilla's ass.
Lasers? it had webs, when were lasers added on?

I always assumed it was because he was Japanese and Japanese Robots can do anything... ever seen Voltron?
which one? the One lion butseksing the other four or the 'Great Traffic Jam in Space"?
SaintB
29-01-2009, 18:40
Lasers? it had webs, when were lasers added on?

I was thinking of a different monster when I said lasers.


which one? the One lion butseksing the other four or the 'Great Traffic Jam in Space"?

Uhmm any of them.
JuNii
29-01-2009, 18:41
You forgot that Jet Jaguar could reprogram himself to be bigger.
How does that even work, one might be tempted to ask. It just does, now shut up or Jet Jaguar will reprogram your face!

that's because Jet Jaguar was actually the latest visitor from Nebula M78 in disguise.
Santiago I
29-01-2009, 19:42
you got to be kidding!!!!

Godzilla can mop the floor with the Clover monster. To start with, the Clover monster is supposed to be an infant.
Megaloria
29-01-2009, 22:22
Metroplex.
Hittoria
29-01-2009, 22:47
its the japanese one
Tmutarakhan
29-01-2009, 22:57
The ads on this page are for shopping.com are for Godzilla vs Mothra 27x40 posters lmaoI'm getting TotalLawyers.com
"Godzilla moves for summary judgment, on grounds that it is undisputed that Cloverfield is underaged..."
Rambhutan
29-01-2009, 22:59
I was thinking of a different monster when I said lasers.

I am pretty sure I remember laser beams coming from Mothra's eyes in one film.
JuNii
29-01-2009, 23:09
I am pretty sure I remember laser beams coming from Mothra's eyes in one film.

actually, you're right. I remember the beams now...

and this is why...
The Heisei version of Mothra had some differences. She could now fire a beam of energy from her antennae, and fire arcs of lightning from her wings, or keep it in her body to release to another through touch. The powder now had a different effect; It would act as a 3-D mirror to trap energy blasts, making them rebound over whatever was inside the cloud of powder over and over again. This proved very effective in turning Godzilla's own atomic breath against him. Ironically, Godzilla's Nuclear Pulse wasn't reflected by her mirror and she was thrown back, possibly because her mirror can't reflect energy attacks if it is able to pass around her mirror.
they showed it once or twice, but never again
New Manvir
29-01-2009, 23:17
Eminent 20th Century Russian-American Philosopher Ayn Rand....or Dr. Manhattan.
SaintB
30-01-2009, 05:38
Batman
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
30-01-2009, 05:44
Eminent 20th Century Russian-American Philosopher Ayn Rand....or Dr. Manhattan.
Dr. Manhattan wouldn't stand a chance. He'd just sit around meditating on how people aren't paying enough attention to how rocks see the world and angsting out about all the bad things that are going to happen. Never mind the fact that he has the power to stop them, that would mean he wasn't perfectly omniscient in predicting them in the first place and that would jeopardize the world's hugest fucking ego.
I hated him so much. His monologues bored the shit out of me the first time I read The Watchman, and in subsequent readings I just skipped them entirely.
New Manvir
30-01-2009, 06:27
Dr. Manhattan wouldn't stand a chance. He'd just sit around meditating on how people aren't paying enough attention to how rocks see the world and angsting out about all the bad things that are going to happen. Never mind the fact that he has the power to stop them, that would mean he wasn't perfectly omniscient in predicting them in the first place and that would jeopardize the world's hugest fucking ego.
I hated him so much. His monologues bored the shit out of me the first time I read The Watchman, and in subsequent readings I just skipped them entirely.

yeah, but he could still kick Godzilla and clover's ass if he wanted to.
Gauthier
30-01-2009, 06:29
Godzilla also has Monster Healing Factor that can only be stopped with a giant Alka Seltzer Bomb.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
30-01-2009, 06:48
yeah, but he could still kick Godzilla and clover's ass if he wanted to.
Dr. Manhattan never did anything he wanted to do. Instead he follows this silly ass script that he sees in the atoms or stars or whatever, and if that script calls for him to trip over his own feet and be permanently destroyed by embarrassment, that is exactly what he would do.
Vetalia
30-01-2009, 09:08
Cloverfield killed Marlena, after which point I kind of lost interest and regretted spending money on half a movie. Godzilla, destroy that bastard.
Hittoria
30-01-2009, 13:56
Rowr! Xd
New Manvir
31-01-2009, 03:24
Dr. Manhattan never did anything he wanted to do. Instead he follows this silly ass script that he sees in the atoms or stars or whatever, and if that script calls for him to trip over his own feet and be permanently destroyed by embarrassment, that is exactly what he would do.

Whatever, I don't disagree with you at all. But, if were just debating strength and who would win in a fight, and disregarding the motive of the combatants, Dr. Manhattan wins...Even though he wasn't supposed to be in the fight in the first place.
The Emmerian Unions
31-01-2009, 03:28
Gojira!!!!! Gojira will kill us all!
Hittoria
31-01-2009, 04:44
Go go gojira!!!
Gauthier
31-01-2009, 04:57
Eminent 20th Century Russian-American Philosopher Ayn Rand....or Dr. Manhattan.

Dr. Manhattan wouldn't stand a chance. He'd just sit around meditating on how people aren't paying enough attention to how rocks see the world and angsting out about all the bad things that are going to happen. Never mind the fact that he has the power to stop them, that would mean he wasn't perfectly omniscient in predicting them in the first place and that would jeopardize the world's hugest fucking ego.
I hated him so much. His monologues bored the shit out of me the first time I read The Watchman, and in subsequent readings I just skipped them entirely.

yeah, but he could still kick Godzilla and clover's ass if he wanted to.

Dr. Manhattan never did anything he wanted to do. Instead he follows this silly ass script that he sees in the atoms or stars or whatever, and if that script calls for him to trip over his own feet and be permanently destroyed by embarrassment, that is exactly what he would do.

Whatever, I don't disagree with you at all. But, if were just debating strength and who would win in a fight, and disregarding the motive of the combatants, Dr. Manhattan wins...Even though he wasn't supposed to be in the fight in the first place.

Waitaminit... If Dr. Manhattan didn't do jack shit to stop one monster, what makes anyone think he'd do anything about two?
CthulhuFhtagn
31-01-2009, 05:01
Godzilla also has Monster Healing Factor that can only be stopped with a giant Alka Seltzer Bomb.

Fun fact, someone once tried to figure out what the Oxygen Destroyer did. Their best guess was that it turned the water into pure hydrogen peroxide. This would get rid of the dissolved oxygen, cause bubbles, and dissolve pretty much all organic tissue.
New Manvir
31-01-2009, 05:59
Waitaminit... If Dr. Manhattan didn't do jack shit to stop one monster, what makes anyone think he'd do anything about two?

Just Cause.
Hittoria
01-02-2009, 19:00
Dr manhattan isn't even in this conversation, he isn't an amercian or japanese Kaiju, so F*** off!