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Mighty thor!

Wilgrove
27-01-2009, 08:05
Burglar scared off by man dressed as Thor after New Year party
A construction firm manager returning from New Year's Eve fancy dress party scared off a burglar by charging at him dressed as the Norse god Thor.

Six-foot tall Torvald Alexander, 38, was wearing a red cape and the thunder god's silver-winged helmet when he spotted the raider in his front room rifling through a desk.

Mr Alexander, who runs building firm Alexander & Summers in Edinburgh, Scotland, said the burglar threw himself out of a first floor window of his £350,000 home in the Inverleith area of the city after being caught red handed.

Mr Alexander said: "As soon as he saw me his eyes went wide with terror.

"He looked like he had had a few drinks and decided to do a late night break in, but he hadn't counted on the God of Thunder living here."

He added: "I had just got back from a fancy dress New Year's party and because I have a Norwegian name I decided to go as Thor.

"It took ages making the cape, helmet and breast plate, and I must admit it was a bit chilly walking home, but when I saw that guy I just went mad and charged at him, my cape flying behind me.

"I think if I had had Thor's hammer with me I might have scared him to death."

Norse legend Thor has a magical hammer, called Mjolnir, which returns to him after knocking out his enemies foe magically returns to the superhero. It can also throw lightning bolts at enemies.

Mr Alexander said that the burglar had not managed to steal anything, but had left his shoes at the scene.

He said: "He had obviously taken off his shoes to creep about in silence, but when he saw me he just jumped out of the window in his socks.

"It will make him think again before breaking into other people's homes. Hopefully it's taught him a lesson."

Mr Alexander said he was contacting police and was going to hand over the burglar's shoes in the hope police can trace him.

An £80m blockbuster based on the Norse god is due to be released in 2010 after Kenneth Branagh agreed to direct it.

James Bond star Daniel Craig was rumoured to be taking the lead role, but no actors have so far been confirmed.

Link (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/4059789/Burglar-scared-off-by-man-dressed-as-Thor-after-New-Year-party.html)

This is just made of so much awesome. :D
Maraque
27-01-2009, 08:08
Hahaha, that's AWESOME.
greed and death
27-01-2009, 08:09
No one ever suspects Thor.
Non Aligned States
27-01-2009, 08:11
Thor's looking an awful lot like tinfoil for a Norse god.
SaintB
27-01-2009, 08:12
Hahah! Thor to the rescue!
Gauntleted Fist
27-01-2009, 08:16
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That was my first reaction.
http://macroblog.typepad.com/macroblog/images/win_button.jpg
That was my second. :D
Anti-Social Darwinism
27-01-2009, 08:23
My first reaction, on seeing the pic - "Curses, foiled again."
Damor
28-01-2009, 12:44
Well, I certainly wouldn't want to get into a fight with the guy. He may not be a Norse god, but he looks a lot stronger than I am.
Besides, even aside from that, the tinfoil and cape make him look like a nutter, and you don't want to fight crazy people. They might bite and give you rabies.
SaintB
28-01-2009, 12:48
This is almost as funny as Captain America being arrested.
Conserative Morality
28-01-2009, 12:53
Epic! :D
Neo Art
28-01-2009, 14:21
This man has obviously never seen Adventures in Babysitting
SaintB
28-01-2009, 14:24
This man has obviously never seen Adventures in Babysitting

Apparently not. Too bad...
Skip rat
28-01-2009, 14:26
He looks more like 'Mardi Gras' Thor than Norse Thor
Tagmatium
28-01-2009, 16:08
Thor's looking an awful lot like tinfoil for a Norse god.
It does look a bit craptastic. But then if you're pissed up and someone dressed like that was charging at you, I bet it'd make most people leg it.

Although probably not jump out of a first-floor window...

Actually, is that the American first floor or the British one?
Blouman Empire
28-01-2009, 16:14
Well, I certainly wouldn't want to get into a fight with the guy. He may not be a Norse god, but he looks a lot stronger than I am.
Besides, even aside from that, the tinfoil and cape make him look like a nutter, and you don't want to fight crazy people. They might bite and give you rabies.

He is only wearing the tinfoil hat so the government can't read his mind.
Sdaeriji
28-01-2009, 16:20
Crappiest Thor costume ever. How is he Thor and not Generic-Ancient-God-Man? That costume could be a dozen different gods. I am left wanting.
DrunkenDove
28-01-2009, 16:23
Crappiest Thor costume ever. How is he Thor and not Generic-Ancient-God-Man? That costume could be a dozen different gods. I am left wanting.

He's Thor because:

An £80m blockbuster based on the Norse god is due to be released in 2010 after Kenneth Branagh agreed to direct it.

'Cept for that we'd never have heard about this.
Poliwanacraca
28-01-2009, 16:26
Crappiest Thor costume ever. How is he Thor and not Generic-Ancient-God-Man? That costume could be a dozen different gods. I am left wanting.

He really should have at least carried a hammer around with him.
Elves Security Forces
28-01-2009, 16:29
Could he not have bought a better costume? Really, the cape is fan, but a Thor costume made out of foil is just sad.
greed and death
28-01-2009, 16:32
this guy should get a Cameo in the film now.
Bouitazia
28-01-2009, 17:16
That wasn't Loki?
Damn, he tricked me. ,)
DrunkenDove
28-01-2009, 18:35
That wasn't Loki?
Damn, he tricked me. ,)

*groans*
No Names Left Damn It
28-01-2009, 18:52
Scotland, the only country left where gods actually do anything.