NationStates Jolt Archive


Sleepless in Louisiana

RhynoD
26-01-2009, 00:19
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,482730,00.html

Whatever happened to "Not tonight, I have a headache"?

"Not tonight, I have a loaded gun and I'm willing to shoot you if you don't shut the hell up and let me go to sleep, horny bastard."
JuNii
26-01-2009, 00:26
Shot in the hip...
Found in his car... I would assume a block away...
She was found walking outside...
the gun was tossed into the culvert...

ok, Methinks there's more to this than what was reported...
SaintB
26-01-2009, 00:38
See this is why I always stop when she goes, not tonight.

Well, actually I never had that problem...


Serious for a moment, I think there is more to it than they claim also.
RhynoD
26-01-2009, 00:41
See this is why I always stop when she goes, not tonight.

Well, actually I never had that problem...


Serious for a moment, I think there is more to it than they claim also.

Then the question becomes, why did she think "...because he wouldn't let me sleep" was a good enough excuse that it's any better than the actual reason for shooting the guy?

Hmm, I can't tell them that shot him because I'm having an affair with my best friend's husband and he found out and was going to tell! Uh!...Uh!...HE WOULDN'T LET ME SLEEP!
SaintB
26-01-2009, 00:44
Then the question becomes, why did she think "...because he wouldn't let me sleep" was a good enough excuse that it's any better than the actual reason for shooting the guy?

Hmm, I can't tell them that shot him because I'm having an affair with my best friend's husband and he found out and was going to tell! Uh!...Uh!...HE WOULDN'T LET ME SLEEP!

They are members of the secret Illuminati hit squad, sworn to silence about thier purpose and missions, when one of those missions went wrong (aka I shot on in the hip) they formulated the best plan they could on the fly. Did I mention that the secret Illuminati Hit Squads are among the worst? Just above North Koreans.
JuNii
26-01-2009, 00:45
nah, what they didn't say was that SHE was driving.

The arrest affidavit said Ouachita deputies found the victim in his car at the intersection of Beverly Street and Morton early Saturday. The victim had been shot once in the hip, and was taken to LSU Medical Center. they FOUND the victim in his car. so that can mean the car was pulled over. and he was in the passenger's side.

Deputies said they encountered the suspect walking in the vicinity of the shooting scene. The affidavit said Anding led authorities to the handgun, which she had thrown into a culvert.
WALKING in the vicinity of the shooting scene. the gun was thrown in a Culvert. so it doesn't sound like she was at home. if she was sleeping at home, why walk out to toss the gun when the complaint is that he wouldn't let her sleep?

So he (obviously) kept her awake because SHE was Driving! :D
RhynoD
26-01-2009, 00:49
I think it involves Myrth spies.
SaintB
26-01-2009, 00:50
I think it involves Myrth spies.

Among the most elite.