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Can you think of any? and Why?

Here is my list...

Actors: (in no particular order)

1. Ben Affleck
2. Paul Walker
3. Keanu Reeves
4. Chris Klein
5. Clint Eastwood (there I said it, you haven't made a significant movie in over 10 years!)

honorable mention: Shia LeDouche (after seeing eagle eye, he is the reason I am starting this thread)


Actresses: (in no particular order)

1. Julia Roberts
2. Julia Stiles
3. Katherine Heigl
4. Jessica Alba
5. Nicole Kidman


This might be my last novelty thread for a bit, so lets discuss!

Mike Myers.

5. Clint Eastwood (there I said it, you haven't made a significant movie in over 10 years!)

This makes Clyde very angry. Right turn, Clyde.

I also think that the ten-year statement is a bit weird. He's only been in 5 in the last years, and it includes Million Dollar Baby, which wasn't bad at all.

This makes Clyde very angry. Right turn, Clyde.

I also think that the ten-year statement is a bit weird. He's only been in 5 in the last years, and it includes Million Dollar Baby, which wasn't bad at all.

Honestly, Unforgiven is the last eastwood film that did anything for me.

Mike Myers.

He should have definitely given it up after the love guru, one of the worst movies ever, I guess next to cat in the hat.

Wouldn't this be more of a challenge if you requested actors/actresses who should stay in the business? Most of them should never make another film.

He should have definitely given it up after the love guru
He should've given up after Austin Powers : The Spy Who Shagged Me, let's be honest.

Wouldn't this be more of a challenge if you requested actors/actresses who should stay in the business? Most of them should never make another film.

Who should stay wouldn't be as exciting of a thread as who should go let's be honest.

He should've given up after Austin Powers : The Spy Who Shagged Me, let's be honest.

Agreed. Now that I think about it I could have done without all of the austin powers films. He is best as a skit actor...if those films were turned into a series on SNL or something to that effect they would have been a littel funnier than 3 movies repeating the same joker over and over.

Tara Reid

Rob Schneider

Agreed. Now that I think about it I could have done without all of the austin powers films. He is best as a skit actor...if those films were turned into a series on SNL or something to that effect they would have been a littel funnier than 3 movies repeating the same joker over and over.
I dunno. If AS : tSwSm had been the only one, I'd have been pretty pleased. The first Wayne's World is a laugh, shame that the second was as poor as Malawi.

I dunno. If AS : tSwSm had been the only one, I'd have been pretty pleased. The first Wayne's World is a laugh, shame that the second was as poor as Malawi.

I will agree that the first WW was really funny, but at least there wasn't a Wayne's World III. I mean could you imagine the plot for that distaster?

I will agree that the first WW was really funny, but at least there wasn't a Wayne's World III.
Aye.
I mean could you imagine the plot for that distaster?
"Cassandra comes from an extra different bit of China which she was pretty explicitly as mentioned not coming from in the first film, and Wayne follows her back to Singapore in hope of a TV deal in the far east, wacky adventures ensue"

I will agree that the first WW was really funny, but at least there wasn't a Wayne's World III. I mean could you imagine the plot for that distaster?

Plots? What modern film has a plot? It's just eyecandy with a few lines mouthed by vapid prettyboys and the occasional T&A shot-I don't even think current actresses can speak.

Plots? What modern film has a plot? It's just eyecandy with a few lines mouthed by vapid prettyboys and the occasional T&A shot-I don't even think current actresses can speak.
What is the first Wayne's World if not almost exactly that?

Aye.

"Cassandra comes from an extra different bit of China which she was pretty explicitly as mentioned not coming from in the first film, and Wayne follows her back to Singapore in hope of a TV deal in the far east, wacky adventures ensue"

Even that plot sounds better than Waynes World II. Or master or disguise...

Plots? What modern film has a plot? It's just eyecandy with a few lines mouthed by vapid prettyboys and the occasional T&A shot-I don't even think current actresses can speak.

Sounds like Eagle Eye, minus the T&A.

Adam Sandler, and I can't believe I'm the first person to say so.

Even that plot sounds better than Waynes World II. Or master or disguise...
Not sure how we can get Walken into it, mind. A damned shame he was so wasted in WW2.

Adam Sandler, and I can't believe I'm the first person to say so.

I should have made him an honorable mention....you are right.

How does he keep grossing 50-100 mil per picture?

Not sure how we can get Walken into it, mind. A damned shame he was so wasted in WW2.

Christopher Walken's talent has been wasted in many films. Blast from the Past, Joe dirt, Click, and Man of the Year are the latest examples.

How does he keep grossing 50-100 mil per picture?
I blame a CIA mind control scheme of some kind.

Christopher Walken's talent has been wasted in many films. Blast from the Past, Joe dirt, Click, and Man of the Year are the latest examples.
Aye. He was great in the James Bond one he was in, mind.

How does he keep grossing 50-100 mil per picture?

I think it speaks less to Adam Sandler and more to the American public.

I really hate Robin Williams, but I know that's not necessarily an opinion held by everyone. He's gotten a lot worst.

I blame a CIA mind control scheme of some kind.

Or just the same retarted teens who find refuge in hannah montana and spongebob squarepants...I think the whole travesty really started with good burger.

Aye. He was great in the James Bond one he was in, mind.

Ah a view to kill, my favorite Roger Moore Bond film..

Ah a view to kill, my favorite Roger Moore Bond film..
I didn't like Roger Moore's Bond for the same reason I really like Daniel Craig's. Way too campy.

Fun Fact: the total gross for all of the James Bond movies, adjusted for inflation, is $11,615,711,960!

Or just the same retarted teens who find refuge in hannah montana and spongebob squarepants...I think the whole travesty really started with good burger.
Spongebob Squarepants has had definite moments of hilarity. Something that Adam Sandler and Hannah Montana lack.
Ah a view to kill, my favorite Roger Moore Bond film..
Absolutely - quality soundtrack, too, and Grace Jones is top in it.

Jack Black and Will Ferrel. They should make a film together because it would suck enough to create an artificial wormhole into the past allowing me to go back in time and make sure they both take up dentistry instead. *nod*

I didn't like Roger Moore's Bond for the same reason I really like Daniel Craig's. Way too campy.
Daniel Craig's 'Bond' films are excellent spy films, but not that great as Bond films. No gadgets or anything. Rather disappointing.

I didn't like Roger Moore's Bond for the same reason I really like Daniel Craig's. Way too campy.


Although Craig can be campy, I can take him way much more seriously as Bond than Roger Moore. He was too nice of a bond.



Fun Fact: the total gross for all of the James Bond movies, adjusted for inflation, is $11,615,711,960!

And that amount will only get bigger, and bigger, until the end of time.

He should've given up after Austin Powers : The Spy Who Shagged Me, let's be honest.
I found number 2 quite enjoyable. The third one, though, made me quite painfully inflicted such that I turned to tearing off pieces of my flesh in a desperate attempt to kill the memory.
And Shrek that wasnae terrible.
Plots? What modern film has a plot? It's just eyecandy with a few lines mouthed by vapid prettyboys and the occasional T&A shot-I don't even think current actresses can speak.
What about ... /insert movie I'm too drunk to remember right now/

Daniel Craig's 'Bond' films are excellent spy films, but not that great as Bond films. No gadgets or anything. Rather disappointing.

That's true, I've heard they are more like Jason Bourne than James Bond. But! I always thought the gadgets and whatnot was pure silliness. I grew up on the Ian Fleming books, so that's what I really look for in a Bond film. Craig delivers.

Although Craig can be campy, I can take him way much more seriously as Bond than Roger Moore. He was too nice of a bond.
That scene in the very beginning of Casino Royale - that was Bond!

3. Katherine Heigl
4. Jessica Alba

Dude, what do you just hate hot?

The third one, though, made me quite painfully inflicted such that I turned to tearing off pieces of my flesh in a desperate attempt to kill the memory.


Agreed. My time watching goldmember would have been better spent spanking it to Beaches. And believe me that is an insult.


And Shrek that wasnae terrible.


Shrek III should have never been made though.

I found number 2 quite enjoyable. The third one, though, made me quite painfully inflicted such that I turned to tearing off pieces of my flesh in a desperate attempt to kill the memory.
The first was also a bit pish.
And Shrek that wasnae terrible.
Every one after the first was.
That's true, I've heard they are more like Jason Bourne than James Bond. But! I always thought the gadgets and whatnot was pure silliness. I grew up on the Ian Fleming books, so that's what I really look for in a Bond film. Craig delivers.
He could at least do with a couple of gadgets, or it's barely a bond film. Craig and the scriptwrights responsible for his films would better be used to do a version of the John Le Carré books, though.

If i want to look at a hot woman I can just view some free internet porn, then watch some drone carry a plotless film for two hours who makes 20 million for it.

If i want to look at a hot woman I can just view some free internet porn

You mean your wife, of course.

I thought Knocked Up was pretty good. I got dragged to 27 Dresses and it didn't make me want to kill myself.

Oh! I know one! Anyone remotely involved in that vampire movie. Twilight! Actors, writers, family members... etc.

That scene in the very beginning of Casino Royale - that was Bond!

That truly made Craig the new era of bond.

You mean your wife, of course.


LOL! of course :tongue:


I thought Knocked Up was pretty good. I got dragged to 27 Dresses and it didn't make me want to kill myself.

I think Heigl is becoming the next julia roberts/jennifer garner type actress. They do one good film (maybe not garner), and follow it up with countless garbage chick flicks starring richard gere, or the new richard gere...patrick dempsey. Prove me wrong that he isn't the next richard gere!


Maybe minus the gerbiling...

That truly made Craig the new era of bond.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvr6uRvESvM&feature=related

So everyone knows what we're talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvr6uRvESvM&feature=related

So everyone knows what we're talking about.

That movie is the best Bond film since Goldeneye.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvr6uRvESvM&feature=related

So everyone knows what we're talking about.
Yeah but a remake of this (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RMNGGEoUL7I) and its various offshoots is what I'm talking about Craig doing instead. Would be superb, will also never happen. *sigh*

That movie is the best Bond film since Goldeneye.
Aye, and I enjoyed QoS a lot as well, although it was a bit overblown. Shame about the lack of gadgets, mind.

The first was also a bit pish.
I liked it. A rather amusing satire on a genre (spy movies) gone stale (supervillainy doesn't pay the bills, penis pumps, etc). The second repeated some of the original's material, but managed to add something (oh dear, I've gone cross-eyed et al). The third one...
I still hurt. My soul, it was raped. I lost everything that night, I lost my heart and my being. This thing I am today, it was made by YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!
Every one after the first was.
Very much agreement.

Aye, and I enjoyed QoS a lot as well, although it was a bit overblown. Shame about the lack of gadgets, mind.

I enjoyed QoS, but found it to be more like a Bourne film than a Bond film.

I enjoyed QoS, but found it to be more like a Bourne film than a Bond film.
True of Casino Royale as well, really. Doesn't stop them being enjoyable, at all, but I don't see them as Bond films.

True of Casino Royale as well, really. Doesn't stop them being enjoyable, at all, but I don't see them as Bond films.

True. The last two Craig films are more enjoyable than most if not all of Brosnan and Dalton bond films.

Kate Hudson is one more shitty movie away from being added to this list as well....

True. The last two Craig films are more enjoyable than most if not all of Brosnan and Dalton bond films.
Dalton was rubbish, but the Brosnan films were a good watch, especially Goldeneye.

Dalton was rubbish, but the Brosnan films were a good watch, especially Goldeneye.

of course goldeneye was great, I was referring to all the Brosnan films that followed, especially Die Another Day.

True. The last two Craig films are more enjoyable than most if not all of Brosnan and Dalton bond films.

It still amazes me how many Bond films Brosnan made. It seems like he made two - Goldeneye and Tomorrow's World Another Day.

of course goldeneye was great, I was referring to all the Brosnan films that followed, especially Die Another Day.
Die Another Day just proves why Halle Berry must never be in films, and that Madonna is a terrible person.

Jack Black and Will Ferrel. They should make a film together because it would suck enough to create an artificial wormhole into the past allowing me to go back in time and make sure they both take up dentistry instead. *nod*

they were both in Anchorman. Jack Black played the biker that kicked Will Ferrel's dog off the bridge.

It still amazes me how many Bond films Brosnan made. It seems like he made two - Goldeneye and Tomorrow's World Another Day.

/Brosnan's career. I bet he is begging for a Remington Steele film.

Die Another Day just proves why Halle Berry must never be in films, and that Madonna is a terrible person.

She definitely should have been on my list, especially after wanting 1,000,000 for showing her ta-tas in swordfish....I mean no woman is worth 500,000 a tit.

they were both in Anchorman. Jack Black played the biker that kicked Will Ferrel's dog off the bridge.

I did quite enjoy anchorman, Step Brothers on the other hand....:rolleyes:

Heath Ledg...oh wait..poor taste.


Seriously, I would agree with Shia Lebouf, but also add Will Ferrel and Martin Lawerence.

/She definitely should have been on my list, especially after wanting 1,000,000 for showing her ta-tas in swordfish....I mean no woman is worth 500,000 a tit.
Plus Catwoman. What a débâcle.

Heath Ledg...oh wait..poor taste.


I don't believe so. I mean the guy does one great performance and dies. I know I might get some heat for this, but it is true. I mean name one good film he did before Dark Knight.....

A Knights Tale? Brokeback Mountain? It was all garbage until that film.


Seriously, I would agree with Shia Lebouf, but also add Will Ferrel and Martin Lawerence.

I will say that will farrell had one bright shining moment in his career and that was Stranger than Fiction. That movie gave hope to his career, and step brothers shattered that hope.

Plus Catwoman. What a débâcle.

I don't know which film was worse....catwoman or barb wire.

A Knights Tale
A quality piece of film. It's not deep, but it is a good watch.

I don't know which film was worse....catwoman or barb wire.
Monster's Ball is the obvious answer. After proving she was a harlot by getting her tits out they made a terrible film whose only 'good point' is her having sex on-screen. Eugh.

A quality piece of film. It's not deep, but it is a good watch.

I know I am against the majority, but i thought it was crap. And I watched it a few times since it is one of my wifes favorite films of recent. The only thing that saves that film from utter obscurity is the performance of Paul Bettany, who isn't in enough movies in my mind.

Monster's Ball is the obvious answer. After proving she was a harlot by getting her tits out they made a terrible film whose only 'good point' is her having sex on-screen. Eugh.

Is it really a good point if her on screen sex is with Billy Bob Thornton? That sight just chaffed my willy.

I know I am against the majority, but i thought it was crap. And I watched it a few times since it is one of my wifes favorite films of recent. The only thing that saves that film from utter obscurity is the performance of Paul Bettany, who isn't in enough movies in my mind.
Aye Bettany is great in it.
Is it really a good point if her on screen sex is with Billy Bob Thornton? That sight just chaffed my willy.
It was just a massive insult for everyone.

I don't know which film was worse....catwoman or barb wire.
Catwoman, Catwoman, Catwoman, Cat Woman, Cat Woman, Female Cat, Untitled "Batman Returns" Spin-Off, Женщина-кошка! La Femme-chat, et al, et al, et al.

Adam Sandler, and I can't believe I'm the first person to say so.

Adam Sandler
Steve Carrell
Will Ferrell
Ben Stiller

Pretty much anyone staring in current comedy films.

I think it speaks less to Adam Sandler and more to the American public.

I really hate Robin Williams, but I know that's not necessarily an opinion held by everyone. He's gotten a lot worst.

I liked him in the film I can't quite recall, where he worked at WallMart of some big USian chain store developing photos.

Aye Bettany is great in it.


He is excellent when he stays away from chick flicks (See Wimbeldon...I didn't).


It was just a massive insult for everyone.

Except for Billy Bob Thorton.

I liked him in the film I can't quite recall, where he worked at WallMart of some big USian chain store developing photos.

One Hour Photo. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265459/)

He is excellent when he stays away from chick flicks (See Wimbeldon...I didn't).
Aye. Wimbledon - worst tennis film I've ever seen (also the best).
Except for Billy Bob Thorton.
I dunno, it was basically prostitution on the part of Berry. Mmm demoralising sex.

Adam Sandler
Steve Carrell
Will Ferrell
Ben Stiller

Pretty much anyone staring in current comedy films.

Seth Rogen should really top that list.

Aye. Wimbledon - worst tennis film I've ever seen (also the best).


They don't make tennis films for a reason.


I dunno, it was basically prostitution on the part of Berry. Mmm demoralising sex.

Well if you whore yourself to the academy, you will win an oscar.

Seth Rogen should really top that list.
Quite. You can't really laugh with Canucks. Laughing at them, however...

They don't make tennis films for a reason.
You just can't make an area smaller than a footie pitch and make a real film of it. See Phonebooth.
Well if you whore yourself to the academy, you will win an oscar.
Good point.

Quite. You can't really laugh with Canucks. Laughing at them, however...

...leads to the kids in the hall movie?

You just can't make an area smaller than a footie pitch and make a real film of it. See Phonebooth.


I have seen phonebooth. And it was better than eagle eye.

Did I mention that I hated eagle eye?


Good point.

Julia Roberts did the same thing....only with her "clevage".

...leads to the kids in the hall movie?
AIEEE!
I have seen phonebooth. And it was better than eagle eye.

Did I mention that I hated eagle eye?
Just a bit.
Julia Roberts did the same thing....only with her "clevage".
Aye. Christ, what a mess.

AIEEE!


I doubt that is an aiee of joy.


Just a bit.


I just dont get why he gets thrown into big budget flicks like that and Indy 4.


Aye. Christ, what a mess.

I mean Julia Roberts already looks like someone set fire to her face and tried to put it out with an axe...and now they have to show her tits around for two hours?

I just dont get why he gets thrown into big budget flicks like that and Indy 4.
Or Constantine, which ought to have been great. Shame they changed absolutely everything about the comic.
I mean Julia Roberts already looks like someone set fire to her face and tried to put it out with an axe...and now they have to show her tits around for two hours?
Aye. Eugh.

Or Constantine, which ought to have been great. Shame they changed absolutely everything about the comic.


but tilda swinton did steal the show as gabirel though.

Also, Shia didn't ruin that film. Keanu can ruin any decent film.


Aye. Eugh.

Nuff Said.

but tilda swinton did steal the show as gabirel though.

Also, Shia didn't ruin that film. Keanu can ruin any decent film.
Overall it was a veritable smörgåsbord of terrible, terrible actors and actresses reading an awful script pretty poorly and sticking masses of action into a comic book which is mainly about general backchat and conmanship. Also, I was especially offended that he stops smoking at the end of the film. Your lungs are all better, man. Smoke a pack. S'all good.

Overall it was a veritable smörgåsbord of terrible, terrible actors and actresses reading an awful script pretty poorly and sticking masses of action into a comic book which is mainly about general backchat and conmanship. Also, I was especially offended that he stops smoking at the end of the film. Your lungs are all better, man. Smoke a pack. S'all good.


Don't forget the lackluster CGI....:rolleyes:

Don't forget the lackluster CGI....:rolleyes:
And dubious vampires or demons or whatever it was.

Well it still wasn't as bad as johnny mnemonic.

pfft, you crazy people have too high standards.

pfft, you crazy people have too high standards.

explain yourself!

Adam Sandler is the biggest disappointment. How do you go from the brilliant idiocy of Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore to Little Nicky etc. etc.? Anger Management was aight, but he just played the straight guy, Nicholson got all the laughs.

Adam Sandler is the biggest disappointment. How do you go from the brilliant idiocy of Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore to Little Nicky etc. etc.? Anger Management was aight, but he just played the straight guy, Nicholson got all the laughs.

The reason adam sandler isn't funny is because he keeps producing the same film over and over again, and why people keep seeing them I will never understand.

Agree with Adam Sandler.

Will Ferrel hit or miss depends on the movie.

Keanu is hit or miss too. I liked Constantine it was not really like the comic which I think disappointed fans. I like Johnny Mnemonic. The dolphin was a weird touch. Maybe I am not critical enough I guess.

I like the new Bond, Daniel Craig. Again I think the script has a lot to do with the movie.

I liked him in the film I can't quite recall, where he worked at WallMart of some big USian chain store developing photos.

Yeah I believe it was One Hour Photo. He plays a pretty good bad guy.

I like Johnny Mnemonic.

You are the first person I have ever known to admit that.

Die Another Day just proves why Halle Berry must never be in films, and that Madonna is a terrible person.

I would like to add just about anyone who started out as a singer. Mark Wahlberg did it okay but he was only ehhhh singer anyway.

I would like to add just about anyone who started out as a singer. Mark Wahlberg did it okay but he was only ehhhh singer anyway.

You really believe that Good Vibrations is a musical achievement?

You are the first person I have ever known to admit that.

Yeah I know I am nuts. I liked Dolph as the psycho priest. Ice-T was kind of okay as I dunno street punk what he was. Maybe it was more the story for me in that case.

Yeah I know I am nuts. I liked Dolph as the psycho priest. Ice-T was kind of okay as I dunno street punk what he was. Maybe it was more the story for me in that case.

Dolph was at his best in Universal Solider.

Dolph was at his best in Universal Solider.

That was really good. I didn't care for his Punisher. I also like Ivan Drago in Rocky 4.

Nobody has done a really good Punisher film. I didn't hate the last one but something was missing.

Daredevil was okay

Electra was okay

Batman has been pretty good except Val Kilmer, again it may have been the movie

Superman was pretty good the last one kind of ehhh

Iron man was really good

Hulk was okay

Movies that should never be redone again.

3 Musketeers

Monster's Ball is the obvious answer. After proving she was a harlot by getting her tits out they made a terrible film whose only 'good point' is her having sex on-screen. Eugh.

I thought Monster's Ball was excellent. Especially Heath Ledger's part. So there.

That was really good. I didn't care for his Punisher. I also like Ivan Drago in Rocky 4.

Nobody has done a really good Punisher film. I didn't hate the last one but something was missing.

Daredevil was okay

Electra was okay

Batman has been pretty good except Val Kilmer, again it may have been the movie

Superman was pretty good the last one kind of ehhh

Iron man was really good

Hulk was okay

Dolph's Punisher made me cry from bad even when I was a kid. Daredevil sucked. Electra sucked. George Clooney's Batman sucked as much as Kilmer's. I loved the last Superman, and... I didn't see the Hulk. But I agree about Iron Man! :D

TOM CRUISE.

well, he doesn't in fact have to stop acting. he never could.
and now he's giving a nazi, probably his favorite role as a scientologist.

They are going to do a live action version of Tom and Jerry - another film I won't be going to see.

5. Clint Eastwood (there I said it, you haven't made a significant movie in over 10 years!) Million Dollar Baby?


4. Jessica Alba

No, for the main reason she's fit.

Seth Rogen should really top that list.

True that, I actually thought of him, but I couldn't remember his name.

"Cassandra comes from an extra different bit of China which she was pretty explicitly as mentioned not coming from in the first film, and Wayne follows her back to Singapore in hope of a TV deal in the far east, wacky adventures ensue"

Hmm... I always imagined in WWIII we would find Wayne sitting in a cubical day in, day out. Untill one day Jimi Hendrix walks out of the elevator and smashes his guitar on Wayne's desk bursting into purple flames. This of course sends Wayne on a path to reclaim his youth, and rediscover his meaning in life/ mental breakdown. Along the way he finds Garth at WoW central, play as some epic character. Well you can sum up the rest of the movie your self....(
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Million Dollar Baby?




No, for the main reason she's fit.

"Fit" as a description of "I'd plough that 'till next July" is very quaint.

Heath Ledger.

Oh wait.

Tom Cruise

I think Keanu is good when the role calls for a stoic hero type guy. He was awesome as Neo in the Matrix Trilogy.

As for my list Will Farrell
Tom Hanks, yes I am adding Tom Hanks
Queen Latifah, I'm surprised no one mentioned her fat ass yet.
Finally, Eddie Murphy.

Will Ferrel, Eddie Murphey, and Adam Sandler

He should have definitely given it up after the love guru, one of the worst movies ever, I guess next to cat in the hat.

Has he made a movie since Love Guru?

Also, I object to Keanu Reeves being on that list. He has never acted, so he can't very well stop. People thought he was acting in Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, but every movie he has done since shows that he was just being himself.

I think if you watch Constantine frame by frame there's a scene where you can see him mouthing to himself "bogus, bogus, bogus."

But you have to look really carefully. Like that guy who watched every episode of Three's Company trying to find John Ritter's nuts so he could call the FCC and complain about them.

"Fit" as a description of "I'd plough that 'till next July" is very quaint.

Or very English.

Or very English.
English=quaint.
You silly people with your castles and your royalty and your Welsh and your "bollocks."

Many people mentioned so far should start acting for a change. To stop acting, they'd have to have acted before.

Colin Farrell.

Any pop singer/Disney product.

Sally Field.

/Brosnan's career. I bet he is begging for a Remington Steele film.


Brosnan was a better Bond than Craig imho. He just got given worse and worse scripts.

Brosnan was a better Bond than Craig imho. He just got given worse and worse scripts.

Brosnan took Mamma Mia! for the cash. He knows he can't sing. However, his roles in The Matador, as well as Married Life and 1987's The Fourth Protocol were very good.

Heath Ledger.

Fuck that guy.

Heath Ledger.

Fuck that guy.

Always in good taste. ;)

You know who I think should do more movies? Gary Busey. That guy's a fucking nutjob.

Melanie Grifith, Kevin Costner, Jack Black and Adam Sandler.

English=quaint.
You silly people with your castles and your royalty and your Welsh and your "bollocks."

The Welsh aren't English. And would beat you to death (or try, they tend to lose wars) if you suggested so.

Unfortunately, Eddie Murphy, he hasnt made a really good movie since the first Nutty Professor, and even it was just okay...

Like the Army Ripped Elvis's balls off....Disney ripped Eddie Murphy's Spine out...He either needs to stop acting, or rewatch RAW and remember what made
him great...

English=quaint.
You silly people with your castles and your royalty and your Welsh and your "bollocks."

http://www.cluas.com/images/music/features/sex-pistols-never-mind-bollocks.jpg

All of them should stop.

The Welsh aren't English. And would beat you to death (or try, they tend to lose wars) if you suggested so.
Welsh=/=English, this is true. But I never claimed that the Welsh were English, I said that the English possessed them, like a pet, or retarded brother that is kept in the closet under the stairs.

3. Keanu Reeves

Hopefully before his role as Spike in the Cowboy Bebop movie.

9 pages hmm? How many times has Keanu Reeves come up?

9 pages hmm? How many times has Keanu Reeves come up?

Too many?

I am a firm believer that several actors are born for a single purpose.
For example: Ben Affleck was born so that he could be in Armageddon and make Bruce Willis look that much more awesome.

Keanu was born for three purposes.
The Matrix (I know kung fu....whoa...)
Speed (If this bus goes less than 55 MPH, it'll explode!....whoa...)
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (Genghis Khan!....whoa...)

He's fulfilled his purpose. He should stop now.

Also, I'm really tired of Owen Wilson. He plays the same role in every movie, even when he was the voice of a car.

Samuel Jackson needs to stop while he's ahead, too.

Melanie Grifith, Kevin Costner, Jack Black and Adam Sandler.

When did Kevin Costner actually ever START acting???? ;)

When did Kevin Costner actually ever START acting???? ;)

Waterworld. So very bad, but so very awesome.

Samuel Jackson needs to stop while he's ahead, too.

He needs to morph into Morgan Freeman. Or that style at least. He's getting a bit past it for the roles he's still taking.

Christopher Walken's talent has been wasted in many films. Blast from the Past, Joe dirt, Click, and Man of the Year are the latest examples.

Pssh. Walken needs to be put in wholly inappropriate roles just for kicks. He should be the next Unicron.

I don't believe so. I mean the guy does one great performance and dies. I know I might get some heat for this, but it is true. I mean name one good film he did before Dark Knight.....

A Knights Tale? Brokeback Mountain? It was all garbage until that film.

Well, those are both good films. But he also had:

Monster's Ball
I'm Not There
Two Hands
The Patriot

Always in good taste. ;)

You know who I think should do more movies? Gary Busey. That guy's a fucking nutjob.

Santa's Slay FTW!

Waterworld. So very bad, but so very awesome.

Anything he does is awful.

Mel Gibson
Tom Cruise
Lindsay Lohan
Hilary Duff
Dakota Fanning
Ellie Fanning

Dakota Fanning
Ellie FanningWhy? They just seem like an odd paring to put on this list.

Why? They just seem like an odd paring to put on this list.

Indeed. I think Dakota Fanning is a good actress. Why say she should stop acting?:confused:

I forgot Lindsay Lohan. She is just terrible.
Paris Hilton
the black guy from Rush Hour.

Lindsay Lohan was in Mean Girls, which I thought was a funny movie.

Paris Hilton acts?!

Paris Hilton acts?!

No, not quite.

You are the first person I have ever known to admit that.

I enjoyed the movie as well.

Has anyone mentioned Kevin Costner yet? Or Kurt Russel?

Has anyone mentioned Kevin Costner yet? Or Kurt Russel?

Costner yes, Russel no

Oh. Dane Cook. That dousche shouldnt be in movies. Hell, he shouldnt even be doing stand up.

5. Nicole Kidman

Very nasty, considering Max Barry wanted her to play Jennifer Government.

Paris Hilton
Brendan Fraser

Need I say more?
Ok already mentioned but whatever.

Can you think of any? and Why?

Here is my list...

Actors: (in no particular order)

1. Ben Affleck
2. Paul Walker
3. Keanu Reeves
4. Chris Klein
5. Clint Eastwood (there I said it, you haven't made a significant movie in over 10 years!)

honorable mention: Shia LeDouche (after seeing eagle eye, he is the reason I am starting this thread)


Actresses: (in no particular order)

1. Julia Roberts
2. Julia Stiles
3. Katherine Heigl
4. Jessica Alba
5. Nicole Kidman


This might be my last novelty thread for a bit, so lets discuss!

You mean Shia "If I weren't an Actor I'd be Robbing 7-11s" LeBouef doesn't get first place?

I forgot Lindsay Lohan. She is just terrible.
Paris Hilton
the black guy from Rush Hour.

Chris Tucker. Funny as hell in Friday, pitch-perfect as a one-note character part in The Fifth Element.