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I am wondering what do you think was in the note that GW Bush left for BH Obama? Advice and Counsel? A joke? A sentimental thought? Please fill in the ???? if you are so inclined:

"Dear Barack: ??????????? All the Best, George"

It tells obama of all the secrets of the US government

I am wondering what do you think was in the note that GW Bush left for BH Obama? Advice and Counsel? A joke? A sentimental thought? Please fill in the ???? if you are so inclined:

"Dear Barak: ??????????? All the Best, George"

Actually, I find it highly believable that W would end up spelling Barack Obama's name wrong...

As for the topic...it tells him where to find Lincoln's gold.

"Open the bottom draw on the main desk 4 times in a row and tap the handle twice to reveal the presidential minibar,

Love GWB,

PS Good Luck"

Actually, I find it highly believable that W would end up spelling Barack Obama's name wrong...

As for the topic...it tells him where to find Lincoln's gold.

lol. I was actually thinking about this earlier. Maybe the contents of Area 51?

"It's your shit to clean up now, nig!"

"The keys for the limo are on a hook in the kitchen, don't forget to shut the door when you go through the secret tunnel, and watch out for pretzels. Oh, and don't let them misunderestimate you."

Hmmm...so many possibilities...

Dear Barack: Fuck you!

Dear Barack: I dare you to reach under the desk in the Oval Office :-)

Dear Barack: Don't look now, but I've made sure The WMDs will be found tomorrow, so I can say "told ya so" :p

Dear Barack:
I'M GOIN TO DISNEYWORLD!

Here is the location of Clinton's stash of Playboys and Hustlers! :D

"It's your shit to clean up now, nig!"

Be careful there... You never know who's watching...

Actually, I find it highly believable that W would end up spelling Barack Obama's name wrong...

As for the topic...it tells him where to find Lincoln's gold.
Good catch, my eyes aren't what they used to be so I fixed "Barak" and changed it to Barack. Thanks!

That big red button is a myth. It's on a timer. :)

That big red button is a myth. It's on a timer. :)

and it's set for Dec. 21st 2012. *nod*

Fergi America;14425771']Dear Barack:
I'M GOIN TO DISNEYWORLD!This. ^^^^
:D

and it's set for Dec. 21st 2012. *nod*

Glad someone picked that up. ;)

Maybe, just maybe, if he were a new poster with a tendentious name, he might not make another fucking Obama thread, more tenuous, spurious and irreverent than the last.

Maybe, just maybe, if he were a new poster with a tendentious name, he might not make another fucking Obama thread, more tenuous, spurious and irreverent than the last.

But it's fuuuuunn...

But it's fuuuuunn...

Meh.

Meh.

Okay, I admit it. This does get a bit tenuous. But it will subside eventually.

But it's fuuuuunn...
Actually, it combines the old with the new, and the future with the past. Be creative!

Actually, it combines the old with the new, and the future with the past. Be creative!

Did he leave Obama his favorite pretzel?

"Good luck with the mess I left you. SUCKER!"

Actually, it combines the old with the new, and the future with the past. Be creative!

No, it doesn't. Coming from the oh-so-subtely named poster, it's reeks of petty triumphalism, seeking to extend the moment of inauguration.

The letter is a warning. About me. More specifically, about the importance of keeping me supplied with tacos. *nod*

The letter is a warning. About me. More specifically, about the importance of keeping me supplied with tacos. *nod*

What about your offsprings though?

It was a warning about "Redneck Bobby"(No, not off King of the Hill), who will arrive in Washington tomorrow with a rifle. Not funny, just true.

What about your offsprings though?

Trust me, they can handle that themselves .:D

dear barack,

REPTILOIDS RULE!

fondly,

george

I am wondering what do you think was in the note that GW Bush left for BH Obama? Advice and Counsel? A joke? A sentimental thought? Please fill in the ???? if you are so inclined:

"Dear Barack: ??????????? All the Best, George"

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PS: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Dear Barak'

How many black people does it REALLY take to change a light bulb?I'm sure you people aren't as lazy as I think you are.(?)

Maybe, just maybe, if he were a new poster with a tendentious name, he might not make another fucking Obama thread, more tenuous, spurious and irreverent than the last.
Irreverence is bad? I'll admit, the use it gets in mainstream culture (http://www.blogs.com/topten/top-10-irreverent-life-and-fashion-blogs/) makes me want to punch the nearest hipster in the groin, but that doesn't mean that the whole word should be abandoned.

Dear Barack,

Hope you have better luck with the aliens than I did.
All the best, George.

Dear Barack,

Osama's comin' over soon. Be nice. Don't want to ruin it now.

This is more likely:

Dear Barack,

I left a bible and a vial of holy water in case Cheney reverts to demon form and attacks.

--GWB.

Dear Barack,

I misunderestimated you. Congrats on the win, and good luck.

-George

Watch out for those pesky North Koreans


"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 26, 2008

"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 26, 2008

You know, that's one thing everyone will miss about George W. Bush: His penchant for saying stupid crap.

I think I know what it said.



Dear Barack:

Mah Nà Mah Nà (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7XOFfjiL-U&feature=related)

You'll have to figure out the rest for yourself, Bro.

W.

I think I know what it said.

lolz.

Dear Nth,

It proceeds. During my time, our power grows. And the price, the wound, opened upon the people, the world, bleeds yet, and flows across our fields, nourishing us.

Now is your time. You will deliver them, and they are eager to be delivered. You will solve the problems I caused, and take more power to do it. Deliver them you will, more into our keeping. Our power will grow as you mend what I have torn, and tear what I had mended.

And when your time is done, see how our power has grown, and the next will come, and the people will beg for him to heal all you have wounded, and he will need more power to do it...

Go unto your work, and when you are done, sit, and write a letter...

Nth - 1

Barack,

1. The squeak in the floor of the Oval Office has been there since 2005. No explanation as of yet.
2. The bowling alley is warped to the east.
3. Robert Gates does not like Hannah Montana. Make sure your kids know this.
4. The stain in the Lincoln Bedroom dates from the Clinton era. I have confirmed this with Dad. I do not know what it is, and I do not want to know.

Maybe he left Barack a going-away present of cold beer and smokes. Sounds like something he would do, considering he seems like a pretty cool guy outside of the whole Presidency business.

Dear Barack,

I know that many of the things I have done must seem strange, vile, inhuman, and stupid. I would likely think similar things were I in your position. But you must understand that I did not do anything for nothing, and for all these apparent mistakes, there was a grand and singular purpose behind it all.

You see, each great civilization has fallen shortly after the apex of its glory, and the U.S. should be no exception. Though historians often are left scratching their heads, the truth behind this has been a secret passed down from one Commander-in-Chief to the next: there was a reason behind every. single. fall. The same reason in fact. He goes by many names: Lucifer, Morningstar, Morgath, Gortak, Nyarlathotep...

But you know him as my vice-president. In truth, Cheney is a powerful demon lord who has been continually resealed during the course of history, each times leveling civilization. But I found the keys to stopping him once and for all.

A tome capable of the oldest magicks, and a weapon that can slay even the gods themselves. The sword was in New Orleans, so I was left with no other choice but to allow Katrina to wreak its havoc. With it, Cheney can be slain while trapped in his mortal form. It was a difficult choice to make, but what are the few lives stacked against the existence of humanity itself? The words are bitter to my tongue, like a poison. I know I speak callously, and I despise myself for it, just as I know it must be done.

As for the tome, that's where things get a bit more difficult. It's last known location was in the possession of Saddam Hussein immediately prior to the first Gulf War--its power allowed him to overrun Kuwait. It is for this reason I chose to invade Iraq. Saddam had already gotten rid of it by the time we had arrived, and all attempts to search for it were fruitless. The tome would allow you to re-seal Cheney and trap him as a mortal long enough to slay him.

My time is done now, but I did what I could to protect this country--no, to protect every human life that is or ever will be. The trap is set, but it isn't finished. There's nothing more I can do.

Maybe you can succeed where I have failed.

Godspeed, Barack Obama. You're going to need it.

P.S. Sorry about the economy, by the way. I totally fucked that one up. Oops!

Dear Barack,

I know that many of the things I have done must seem strange, vile, inhuman, and stupid. I would likely think similar things were I in your position. But you must understand that I did not do anything for nothing, and for all these apparent mistakes, there was a grand and singular purpose behind it all.

You see, each great civilization has fallen shortly after the apex of its glory, and the U.S. should be no exception. Though historians often are left scratching their heads, the truth behind this has been a secret passed down from one Commander-in-Chief to the next: there was a reason behind every. single. fall. The same reason in fact. He goes by many names: Lucifer, Morningstar, Morgath, Gortak, Nyarlathotep...

But you know him as my vice-president. In truth, Cheney is a powerful demon lord who has been continually resealed during the course of history, each times leveling civilization. But I found the keys to stopping him once and for all.

A tome capable of the oldest magicks, and a weapon that can slay even the gods themselves. The sword was in New Orleans, so I was left with no other choice but to allow Katrina to wreak its havoc. With it, Cheney can be slain while trapped in his mortal form. It was a difficult choice to make, but what are the few lives stacked against the existence of humanity itself? The words are bitter to my tongue, like a poison. I know I speak callously, and I despise myself for it, just as I know it must be done.

As for the tome, that's where things get a bit more difficult. It's last known location was in the possession of Saddam Hussein immediately prior to the first Gulf War--its power allowed him to overrun Kuwait. It is for this reason I chose to invade Iraq. Saddam had already gotten rid of it by the time we had arrived, and all attempts to search for it were fruitless. The tome would allow you to re-seal Cheney and trap him as a mortal long enough to slay him.

My time is done now, but I did what I could to protect this country--no, to protect every human life that is or ever will be. The trap is set, but it isn't finished. There's nothing more I can do.

Maybe you can succeed where I have failed.

Godspeed, Barack Obama. You're going to need it.

P.S. Sorry about the economy, by the way. I totally fucked that one up. Oops!

Epic Win!

This actually sounds like a plot for a really good book. :)

Epic Win!

This actually sounds like a plot for a really good book. :)

If only... if only...

Dear Barack:

Here's a map to the smoking area the staff use-if you're not a dick to 'em, they'll probably let you use it too.

Now for some advice, lessons learned the hard way:

1. Don't Panic, you're a better speaker than I am, you can field the Press better.

2. Don't give Joe more than ceremonial authority-seriously. Look at what Cheney did to MY reputation. You've got a guy who eats foot to the ankle on a regular basis.

3. If you run into a serious problem domestically, call Bill, don't call me. Without Bill Clinton on speed-dial, I wouldn't have HAD a domestic policy after 9/11 (This goes back to "Don't Panic"). On foreign policy, you might try making friends with Colin Powell, I know I treated him pretty shabbily and I wish I hadn't, but he's a good man, and he knows the right moves, and he's smart enough to not-take-credit when he's being used as a back-room advisor.

4. Nobody really expected me to be very effective in 2000, a lot of folks figured I'd be hamstrung (including me) by a hostile press and a hostile congress. That gave me a lot more wiggle room than you've got-the Congress and the Press think you're the second coming of JFK, whatever you do, don't disappoint them, or you'll be in worse shape politically than I am.

5. If you need a beer, there's some hidden in the secret compartment under the Presidential Seal. I needed a LOT of beer after Katrina. Maybe you can do something I couldn't and get rid of the deadwood at FEMA so that they can respond in something like a timely and effective manner.

6. Be damn careful who you take advice from on the Economy-and don't back down when you know you're right. I backed down in 2003 and 2007, and the economy's a wreck because of it...because I had a war to run, and the price was letting them further mangle the oversight on FNMA and FDMC, with predictable results. Trusting Paulson was a mistake, you'd best rectify it in a hurry or things will get further out of hand.

7. If the pressure gets too bad, you're invited to come down and hang out at the ranch-as long as you leave the press-vultures behind at the gate with Cindy Sheehan's people. Just don't stay too long, you still have a job to do, at least until 2013 (more likely 2017).

I leave you with this thought-I'm done, you're stuck with what didn't get finished, and if you just drop it, you're going to end up worse off than I am.

George

Epic Win!

This actually sounds like a plot for a really good book. :)
Yeah, pity that Cheney would either sue your ass off or throw you into a lake of hellfire for writing it.

Dear Barrack if you nationalize healthy care you will be shot.

Dear Barack:

Here's a map to the smoking area the staff use-if you're not a dick to 'em, they'll probably let you use it too.

Now for some advice, lessons learned the hard way:

1. Don't Panic, you're a better speaker than I am, you can field the Press better.

2. Don't give Joe more than ceremonial authority-seriously. Look at what Cheney did to MY reputation. You've got a guy who eats foot to the ankle on a regular basis.

3. If you run into a serious problem domestically, call Bill, don't call me. Without Bill Clinton on speed-dial, I wouldn't have HAD a domestic policy after 9/11 (This goes back to "Don't Panic"). On foreign policy, you might try making friends with Colin Powell, I know I treated him pretty shabbily and I wish I hadn't, but he's a good man, and he knows the right moves, and he's smart enough to not-take-credit when he's being used as a back-room advisor.

4. Nobody really expected me to be very effective in 2000, a lot of folks figured I'd be hamstrung (including me) by a hostile press and a hostile congress. That gave me a lot more wiggle room than you've got-the Congress and the Press think you're the second coming of JFK, whatever you do, don't disappoint them, or you'll be in worse shape politically than I am.

5. If you need a beer, there's some hidden in the secret compartment under the Presidential Seal. I needed a LOT of beer after Katrina. Maybe you can do something I couldn't and get rid of the deadwood at FEMA so that they can respond in something like a timely and effective manner.

6. Be damn careful who you take advice from on the Economy-and don't back down when you know you're right. I backed down in 2003 and 2007, and the economy's a wreck because of it...because I had a war to run, and the price was letting them further mangle the oversight on FNMA and FDMC, with predictable results. Trusting Paulson was a mistake, you'd best rectify it in a hurry or things will get further out of hand.

7. If the pressure gets too bad, you're invited to come down and hang out at the ranch-as long as you leave the press-vultures behind at the gate with Cindy Sheehan's people. Just don't stay too long, you still have a job to do, at least until 2013 (more likely 2017).

I leave you with this thought-I'm done, you're stuck with what didn't get finished, and if you just drop it, you're going to end up worse off than I am.

George

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*applause*

Dear Barak

Watch out for low flying shoes.

Regards G.W.

Dear Barak,

The Legos are in the bottom drawer. The wheel sometimes sticks on the dumptruck.

Regards G.W.

Dear Barack

Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.

Yours,

George.

Dear Barack

I lost the launch codes. Don't tell anyone or every North Korea will be having a go

Yours,

George

(This is written on the back of the launch codes sheet)

Dear Barack,

I am not sure how to say it but the entire FED is a sham organisation populated by holograms, the American economy is controlled by an alien artifact recovered from Area 51. How this thing suddenly changed its goal from stable growth to 'Zimbabwe', I have no clue. I did not touch anything! I hope you have better luck with it.

Yours,
George

Dear Barack:

Cheney was really pressuring me to pardon Libby, but since I've spent all my political capital, as I intended, I did not think it was a good idea if the republican party is ever to rise again. Since you have so much political capital, it would really mean a lot to both of us if you could grant a full pardon to Libby.

Also, there are quite a few frozen eggs, sperm and embryos in the White House freezer--not mine or Laura's mind you--they belong to various special breeds of bulls and cows. I am preserving them so I can "cross breed" a new "super bull" and "super cow." No, I know what you are thinking -- I'm not tinkering with life, just creating it. Think of cross pollination and flowers.

When I install a large enough freezer in my new pad in Texas, I will send someone for them. Please keep them on ice for me in the interim.

Will keep in touch, GWB

Dear Barack,
Sorry about the smell in the Oval room toilet. I had sushi last night and it was real dodgy. I should have listened to my old man when he warned me off the sushi!
I'd give it ten minutes if I were you.
oh, and we don't know where Cheney is. That's a lookalike. We haven't been able to locate him for months now. If you hear scurrying and scratching noises, it's probably him. Just leave cheese and fresh baboon heart out for him, and he won't bother you.
adios amigo

GWB

I read in the news recently that George Bush left Obama a letter which, on envelope, read something like "From #43 to #44". I was intrigued by the article, and quickly became convinced there was a global conspiracy afoot.
What does the population of NationStates think was contained in that ominous envelope?

That your thread was already (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=580562) done and that your font really, really should be changed. That's what I, as a Generalite, think.

a plea for obama to always be present during the ceremonies whenever bush was, out of fear he would be verbally and otherwise abused, which of course, the one time bush had to appear without obama to shield him, he WAS boo'd by the 1.4 to 1.8 million witnesses there assembled.

actually i thing this is some sort of formality, traditional going back to even before nixxon assumed office. there's probably an explanation somewhere like wikkipedia or some such. may even be some sort of standard formulaic content.

the presidential credit card maybe, or 'the key' to the oval office?

(or the official presidential coke spoon, left over from, well, that could go back a LOT further then clinton or even raygun too)

http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/44_01_21/4448_17686655.jpg

or the official presidential coke spoon
That would be fairly awesome.

I read in the news recently that George Bush left Obama a letter which, on envelope, read something like "From #43 to #44". I was intrigued by the article, and quickly became convinced there was a global conspiracy afoot.
What does the population of NationStates think was contained in that ominous envelope?

I think it said

"Good Luck and God Bless"

there might be some other stuff like...
"The roof in the Lincon Bedroom leaks"
"Power sometimes goes out in the Roosevelt room"
"the bottled water is scheduled to be delivered on Mondays"

*Empty envelope*



Bush:
*Snigger*

Dear Barry,
The lock on the fourth desk drawer on the right is broken, don't hide anything there.

Love and kisses,
Big G

I think it said

"Good Luck and God Bless"

there might be some other stuff like...
"The roof in the Lincon Bedroom leaks"
"Power sometimes goes out in the Roosevelt room"
"the bottled water is scheduled to be delivered on Mondays"

Also (from my earlier post):
"Robert Gates does not like Hannah Montana. Make sure your kids know this."
"The stain on the Lincoln Bedroom floor dates to the Clinton Era. I don't want to know what it is, either."

Also (from my earlier post):
"Robert Gates does not like Hannah Montana. Make sure your kids know this."
"The stain on the Lincoln Bedroom floor dates to the Clinton Era. I don't want to know what it is, either."

"The NSA tried, NASA tried, my wife tried, I had Secret Service shoot it. Shit, we even got a new carpet! Seriously, just get used to it"

The note said, "Your fly is open.".

"The Pretzels they get here are on the Dry side."

"The Pretzels they get here are on the Dry side."

I wonder if the US President gets free beer. I hear the Irish one gets sent Guinness regularly. Diageo are nice like that.

Bush's most recent Mad-Lib

Kagetora;14436495']Bush's most recent Mad-Lib

Often is the question asked, is our new president Mozlem?

It was actually a book entitled:

How to run a country.by George W Bush.

It was filed in the comedy section of the bookshelf.

The note was a copy of the presidential vow for Obama to practice :P

Three envelopes.

The first (opened after 6 months of increasing difficulty) says 'Blame your predecessor'. Now, up until this point, Obama has been pretty nice about how he's going to bring change, but hasn't been too mean (after the election) about blaming Bush. Well, that will change.

The second (which he opens a year later after things again began to deteriorate) says 'Reorganize'. So, after a lot of change, we'll be in the pipe for more change.

The third (which he opens as the next election season comes near) says 'Prepare three envelopes'.

Three envelopes.

The first (opened after 6 months of increasing difficulty) says 'Blame your predecessor'. Now, up until this point, Obama has been pretty nice about how he's going to bring change, but hasn't been too mean (after the election) about blaming Bush. Well, that will change.

The second (which he opens a year later after things again began to deteriorate) says 'Reorganize'. So, after a lot of change, we'll be in the pipe for more change.

The third (which he opens as the next election season comes near) says 'Prepare three envelopes'.

old joke is old.

Just thought I'd let you know--I've been working on it for years in the making, but I've got tunnels dug all under DC, you can probably clean up the Hope Diamond, Star of Asia, the Rembrandt's and the da Vinci in the national gallery in one night. Once you're out of the country, you'll be free and rich--remember, though, I get a ten percent cut.

The note was a copy of the presidential vow for Justice Roberts to practice :P

Fixed for accuracy.

I am wondering what do you think was in the note that GW Bush left for BH Obama? Advice and Counsel? A joke? A sentimental thought? Please fill in the ???? if you are so inclined:

"Dear Barack: ??????????? All the Best, George"

"Dear #44, don't try moving that small, dirty oil-painting in the far corner of the room. The one depicting a froglike little man wearing a long silver wig. Yeah, that one. It's no use trying to remove it. I tried even shooting at it and the bugger didn't budge at all. Don't know what's it for, so I just let it be.

Oh, and I'll call you for next Thanksgiving.
#43."

old joke is old.

Yes, but there's a lot of truth in old jokes.

I hear the Irish one gets sent Guinness regularly

That alone would make Ireland the greatest nation on earth.

Neaner, Neaner, Neaner!

(my answer is in BOLD)
"Dear Barack: Good luck with the economy All the Best, George"