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Hello everybody, I know your asking yourself, why would anyone say Big Brother will destroy us all? Well here is the answer.

I, like you am an enlightened individual, that has found this years big brother the worst one out of the last dozen series. Yet for some it still holds a weird trance, requiring its viewer to watch the contestants talk, sleep and perform idiotic challenges for your viewing entertainment.

I myself suffered the same trance during the first series, but I managed to break away in time to save myself. However many friends and relatives are still enfrold in by its daily dose of idioticy. I mean common, there have to be better ways to spend your times, and then watching others trying to think how to spend theirs.

It is my belief that if this trend continues, the worlds entire population may fall to this trance, their brains melting into a vile green glue that only serves to drag more to its hideous Big Brother embrace.

You know the truth. I will think of a plan to stop this, but your views our appreciated.....Viva, La Résistance!

The solution is obvious. Spend more time on NSG and less time in front of the idiot box.

Hello everybody, I know your asking yourself, why would anyone say Big Brother will destroy us all? Well here is the answer.

I, like you am an enlightened individual, that has found this years big brother the worst one out of the last dozen series. Yet for some it still holds a weird trance, requiring its viewer to watch the contestants talk, sleep and perform idiotic challenges for your viewing entertainment.

I myself suffered the same trance during the first series, but I managed to break away in time to save myself. However many friends and relatives are still enfrold in by its daily dose of idioticy. I mean common, there have to be better ways to spend your times, and then watching others trying to think how to spend theirs.

It is my belief that if this trend continues, the worlds entire population may fall to this trance, their brains melting into a vile green glue that only serves to drag more to its hideous Big Brother embrace.

You know the truth. I will think of a plan to stop this, but your views our appreciated.....Viva, La Résistance!

Personally I think American Idol is a bigger threat.

You Know the TRUTH. We should get the wole of society on NSG and whole world we be a better place!

They are both Big enemies.

The solution is obvious. Spend more time on NSG and less time in front of the idiot box.
But that isn't the final solution to the Big Brother problem, some of us were hoping for.

They are both Big enemies.

Well since the only way to stop them is to make their ratings fall like a meteorite, and since that's not going to happen since....well people are idiots, I suggest you don't get your hopes up.

Personally I think American Idol is a bigger threat.

I can't believe that shit keeps on going.

With a heavy heart, I have to say I think "reality" shows will always have a place in television, albeit (thankfully) a smaller one than the '00s have given us.

What started as a social experiment has ended in what could be the end of the world. We must find othe ways to stop it?

Fire rockets at the Big Brother house, then claim it was a really inaccurate attempt to hit Israel by Hamas.

I, like you am an enlightened individual, that has found this years big brother the worst one out of the last dozen series.

You have knowledge enough to make a judgement on which season of the show is the worst?

No "enlightened individual" I know would bother with the show longer than the necessary span between button presses on the remote.

Please be calm. I have learnt the erreors of my ways. So launched a vendetta to reclaim the minds of socity from a hidus indvidual known as Reality TV!

Ok, if you want to roleplay go to International Incident.

My big Brother (who's 4 years older) did his damndest to destroy me when we were kids, and I survived. I'm bigger and stronger than he is now, so I can't see how he can destroy me now.

Fire rockets at the Big Brother house, then claim it was a really inaccurate attempt to hit Israel by Hamas.

If that fails, blame Al-Qaida, always works.

Y'know, I think that there would be an enormous freak out if it was thought that Hamas had missiles that could hit overshoot Israel and bombard the United Kingdom. ^^

If that fails, blame Al-Qaida, always works.

Wait..are you seriously suggesting that Al-Qaeda and Hamas are separate organizations rather than part of a monolithic terrorist whole, who have agents hiding with WMD in the cupboards of every single non-Muslim around the world? The sort of disinformation you are engaging in there is of great danger to the security of the free and democratic world. I'm afraid I feel compelled to ask you...are you with us or with the terrorists?

Muslim Extremism is like the forces of Chaos, and if we're not careful to worship the great God-Emperor of Mankind we'll find ourselves at the wrong end of a Bloodthirster's whip or staring at a virus bomb.

Wow, that's a horrifying parallel.

I have truly given up hope that the reality tv programs that blight almost all the nations of the world (or so it would seem) will die the lonely and wasting death they so rightly deserve. Unfortunately it would appear that enough people enjoy watching people who would make a good case for the missing link performing stupid stunts and making an embarrassment of themselves on national TV. What's more, since they are, relatively, cheap, as long as even a small percentage of the viewing public are tuning in they will keep airing them.

This is why I use my dvr and online catch-up services (all hail iplayer) so I can avoid live tv like the plague and never have to risk watching one of them.

Oh, come now. Bromance will teach you how to embrace the glory that is Brody Jenner! Surely that's more useful that learning something like Perl or a new language.

muslim extremism is like the forces of chaos, and if we're not careful to worship the great god-emperor of mankind we'll find ourselves at the wrong end of a bloodthirster's whip or staring at a virus bomb.

Wow, that's a horrifying parallel.

Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!

Brother-Captain Stern laughs in the face of your pitiful MTV premieres, Khorne. The ruinous powers of network executives cannot overcome the iron will of my DVR!

Brother-Captain Stern laughs in the face of your pitiful MTV premieres, Khorne. The ruinous powers of network executives cannot overcome the iron will of my DVR!

Wait, wait, surely MTV is more Slaanesh's domain? We all know how good he/she is at ensnaring the stupid, the young and the lustful alike

Unless it's all a plot by Tzeentch :eek:

Wait, wait, I forget. EVERYTHING is a plot by Tzeentch

Tzeentch's Thousand Sons are the cast of The Hills.

Hold me. :(

Tzeentch's Thousand Sons are the cast of The Hills.

Hold me. :(

:eek: Now there's a scary prospect. :eek:

Well, I've been waiting for one of them to sprout feathers and tentacles.

Or to crumble to dust and become an animated golem clad only in expensive designer wear after the Rubric of Audrina is cast.

Hello everybody, I know your asking yourself, why would anyone say Big Brother will destroy us all? Well here is the answer.

Big Brother is watching you. Miniluv states crimethink. Inparty says necessary speedwise correct. Report to room 101. Next!

Viva, La Résistance!
Vive la Résistance, you mean.

You're cruel, Risottia! I thought that this thread might be about the creeping totalitarian tendencies of governmnets and the corporate state....and I guess, in a way it is, death by commercial channel reality t.v. boredom (indeed a Room 101 for many people.

F.A.B. turn off the T.v. and go and do your homework.
There I said it......and don't pick your nose - Big Brother is watching you!

You're cruel, Risottia! I thought that this thread might be about the creeping totalitarian tendencies of governmnets and the corporate state....

Well, if you want to KNOW about creeping totalitarian tendencies of governments who ALSO control the TV and ALSO broadcast Big Brother... welcome to Italy! :(

Here I was thinking about the 1984 Big Brother... What a semi-let down.

I agree that Big Brother is a blight and if something is done we will all be screwed. But honestly Who brought picking their nose into this?

I'm afraid I feel compelled to ask you...are you with us or with the terrorists?

That's easy, I'm with him (http://www.timboucher.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/BigBrother1984_sml.gif).

I, like you am an enlightened individual, that has found this years big brother the worst one out of the last dozen series.

The fact that you are in a position to make this comparison automatically invalidates your opinion.

You can still have a valid opinion, if you survey what your opinion is about. I always think people who make wild opinions are idiots. Your opinion should be based on evidence not what the Daily Show told you.