NationStates Jolt Archive

When in the Course of unimportant events it becomes necessary for one forum to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the websites of the cyber universe, the separate and equal station to which the assumed traditions of cyberspace entitle them, a indecent lack of respect to the opinions of anyone else requires that they should rub in the causes which impel them to the separation.


Ok, maybe its because I am bored as hell but I was reading through the "New Declaration" thread and came up with a novel idea! We the people of NSG should declare our independence from the rest of cyberspace for no other reason than that we can!

So who hear on NSG wants to help draft a real fake declaration?

Yeah, I'll give a hand.

It'll be worse off for it, though.

Hmm...

We members of NSG hereby declare Independence from the Internets.

I don't see how this could possibly work

I thought in order to have an independence you need....who's the malevolent authority we're rebelling against?
and when do we get the guns? the guns the guns the guns...the guns damn it...*twitches*

I thought in order to have an independence you need....who's the malevolent authority we're rebelling against?
and when do we get the guns? the guns the guns the guns...the guns damn it...*twitches*
'bout free drugs? I want free drugs...

We need to send some suicide bombers down teh intertubes. If we start destroying all the porn, civilization will soon start to collapse and the free world will bow down before any demand we put to them.

We need to send some suicide bombers down teh intertubes. If we start destroying all the porn, civilization will soon start to collapse and the free world will bow down before any demand we put to them.

Yes, but first we need to declare our independence so its a legal act of war and not terrorism

Yes, but first we need to declare our independence so its a legal act of war and not terrorism

Ah right. I defer to your knowledge of prevailing international norms and laws :)

'bout free drugs? I want free drugs...

Free MP3s... I want free MP3s... oh wait, I already got plenty of them.

Anyway,

we must rise against the internet. What has the internet done for us?

Free MP3s... I want free MP3s... oh wait, I already got plenty of them.

Anyway,

we must rise against the internet. What has the internet done for us?

What have the Romans ever done for us?

Hmm...

We members of NSG hereby declare Independence from the Internets.

I don't see how this could possibly work

I don't see how it could possibly fail!

We'll need some charismatic revolutionaries.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

I could write a detailed list...

I say we make our declaration, then start raiding on everything else on the net (such as porn) with the excuse that those sites were under the rule of forces that stood in the way of a free web

'bout free drugs? I want free drugs...
oh they'l come in time, don't you worry, but in order for that to happen we need the guns.
*feels revolutionary*
I could write a detailed list...

genociding just about all of Europe and defending it's people against the 'barbarians'.
setting up old hatreds for thousands of years to come, they are also bastards to fight in Rome, you would not believe how irritating they are to fight. and the stupid senate idea, what silly sod came up with that one?
suuure they got aqueducts but so what? the Britons were actually cleaner than the Romans when they arrived in Briton. (God knows what strange delusion that Roman General had to attack Briton).

then again the historical battles they fought were pretty bloody, and as blood inevitably follows from guns i support big and mostly pointless battles...
fricking Romans, don't get me started on them.

genociding just about all of Europe and defending it's people against the 'barbarians'.
setting up old hatreds for thousands of years to come, they are also bastards to fight in Rome, you would not believe how irritating they are to fight. and the stupid senate idea, what silly sod came up with that one?
suuure they got aqueducts but so what? the Britons were actually cleaner than the Romans when they arrived in Briton. (God knows what strange delusion that Roman General had to attack Briton).

then again the historical battles they fought were pretty bloody, and as blood inevitably follows from guns i support big and mostly pointless battles...
fricking Romans, don't get me started on them.

Its not about liking them. Its about recognizing the accomplishments.

Its not about liking them. Its about recognizing the accomplishments.

they were big meanies end of...now i need more info on this independence idea, like layout of main operations, who is in charge, dates, numbers, fighting men and lots and lots of tea and biscuits...maybe some whisky too.

I'm sorry, but I don't like the direction that this discussion about the new Declaration is taking.

I hereby announce my intention to secede just as soon as the rest of you get around to declaring independence.

Just you try and stop me.

I don't see how it could possibly fail!

We'll need some charismatic revolutionaries.

Give me E-Liberty, or cyberdeath!

If we become an independent country, those foreigners from 4chan might come here illegally and TAKE OUR JERBS!

We of the Internets do not take this Rebellion lightly, if you of the NationStates General continue to take this course of action we will have no choice but to commence hostilities in order to preserve the peace of our realm...
http://rhml.lib.mo.us/Joshua%20S/images/battleofhoth.jpg

Its not about liking them. Its about recognizing the accomplishments.

the e-donkey!