Which is your favorite sex toy as an adult?
Bluth Corporation
16-01-2009, 22:30
Personally, I've always loved the Fufme.
Galloism
16-01-2009, 22:31
This won't end well.
Western Mercenary Unio
16-01-2009, 22:32
I hereby refuse to ever gaze this thread again.
Skallvia
16-01-2009, 22:33
...wait...So this is what Deja-vu feels like...
EDIT: just out of curiosity, why is it necessary to specify "As an adult" in a Sex Toy thread...Did you have a favorite Sex Toy as a child?
Wilgrove
16-01-2009, 22:33
Please, I'm so good, women throw out their toys after I'm done with them. :D
Skallvia
16-01-2009, 22:35
Please, I'm so good, women throw out their toys after I'm done with them. :D
Psh, Women Make molds of mine for their Sex Toys...Its a best seller, lol...
Toys are against the first principles of you universe. You'd know that if you had familiarized yourself with the writings of the emminent Russian-American philosopher Ayn Rand.
Please, I'm so good, women throw out their toys after I'm done with them. :D
Only because you insist on using them yourself.
DeepcreekXC
16-01-2009, 22:37
Nimbus 3000.
No Names Left Damn It
16-01-2009, 22:38
My penis.
Verdigroth
16-01-2009, 22:39
my imagination
Wilgrove
16-01-2009, 22:40
Psh, Women Make molds of mine for their Sex Toys...Its a best seller, lol...
Only because you don't know how to do it right. :p
Only because you insist on using them yourself.
Dammit...I thought I burned those tapes.
Dammit...I thought I burned those tapes.
Forensic science is very advanced.
Atlas Shrugged. Also doubles as toilet paper :wink:
Bluth Corporation
16-01-2009, 22:49
Atlas Shrugged. Also doubles as toilet paper :wink:
Err...which edition?
Looking at mine, it seems like it would be way too rough.
Err...which edition?
Looking at mine, it seems like it would be way too rough.
Toughens you up.
Bluth Corporation
16-01-2009, 22:52
Toughens you up.
So does nostril-yodeling.
Err...which edition?
Looking at mine, it seems like it would be way too rough.
Why ask useless questions? How deep is the ocean? How high is the sky? Which edition? Wimp. It's supposed to be rough! You have to have some friction to really have an effect.
Bluth Corporation
16-01-2009, 22:58
Why ask useless questions?
Is the irony intentional?
You have to have some friction to really have an effect.
You want to wipe off the remnants, not mine for lymph nodes.
Also, thanks for knowing when to use "effect" rather than "affect."
No Names Left Damn It
16-01-2009, 23:05
Where are the hilarious and obligatory "My girlfriend/boyfriend" jokes?
Galloism
16-01-2009, 23:05
Where are the hilarious and obligatory "My girlfriend/boyfriend" jokes?
If I had one, I would have made it.
Dumb Ideologies
16-01-2009, 23:35
There are toys designed for sexual purposes? My, my...how different would "Toy Story" have been if a dildo was one of the main characters?
There are toys designed for sexual purposes? My, my...how different would "Toy Story" have been if a dildo was one of the main characters.
I thought there was one?
http://disney.go.com/disneyvideos/animatedfilms/toystory/assets/images/photos/pic-18.jpg
VirginiaCooper
17-01-2009, 00:11
I prefer women, personally.
Copiosa Scotia
17-01-2009, 00:14
I'm confused... are we discussing the use of Atlas Shrugged as a sex toy?
Is the irony intentional?
What do you suspect?
You want to wipe off the remnants, not mine for lymph nodes.
It's all in the wrist. Besides, the lymph nodes do provide for a sort of energy if you find them...
Also, thanks for knowing when to use "effect" rather than "affect."
You're welcome. I did not type the post in any sort of extreme affect :wink:
I'm confused... are we discussing the use of Atlas Shrugged as a sex toy?
That should go without saying.
FreeSatania
17-01-2009, 01:55
The Strap-on... because revenge is a beautiful thing.
Ps. does bondage stuff count as a toy?
The Strap-on... because revenge is a beautiful thing.
I like you. I'm scared of you, but I like you.
Ps. does bondage stuff count as a toy?
Duh.
Rambhutan
17-01-2009, 01:58
Lego