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Prison Warden gets a stripper to perform for the inmates, and The Sun is there!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2134016.ece

A PRISON governor has been urged to quit after he allowed 300 inmates to watch a stripper.

The young woman smeared milk on her naked body, let inmates rub against her and touched some intimately.

Sex offenders were in the audience at Picassent jail near Valencia, Spain.

A warders’ union said staff feared the ten-minute show might spark a “more serious incident”.

It lodged a formal complaint calling on governor Ramon Canovas to resign.

A prison source said the woman, who performed for free, was not expected to strip naked.

And we thought our prisoners had it good with cable TV!

Only if Nanatsu is the stripper

Only if Nanatsu is the stripper

Which I'm not so, you're all screwed. <.<

Which I'm not so, you're all screwed. <.<

Awwwww... :( Guess I shouldn't have robbed than bank in Madrid then.:(

Which I'm not so, you're all screwed. <.<

I figured that. The other inmates aren't going to like it when I start dancing...

Wtf? Criminals get a free stripper and I have to pay? Outrageous!

Awwwww... :( Guess I shouldn't have robbed than bank in Madrid then.:(

Ah huh! So it was you! Evil Mexican, robbing us of the gold we robbed you of!

I figured that. The other inmates aren't going to like it when I start dancing...

Perhaps you should give it a try. After all, you know what they say about those men in prision...:D

Prison Warden gets a stripper to perform for the inmates, and The Sun is there!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2134016.ece



And we thought our prisoners had it good with cable TV!
Actually, fun as it must have been, the governor looks like he ruined it for all to come. They should never have invited the Sun.

Ah huh! So it was you! Evil Mexican, robbing us of the gold we robbed you of!

I'm Sorry. :(

I just wanted a free lap dance. :(

On a more serious note. Do you think this helps reduce prison rapes?

I'm Sorry. :(

I just wanted a free lap dance. :(

On a more serious note. Do you think this helps reduce prison rapes?

I'm not so sure, all I can tell you is that the government isn't too happy about it. One thing is to let inmantes participate in cultural activities. Another is bringing them a stripper and then letting a foreign newspaper like The Sun cover it and show it all over the world.

It did make for a good laugh. Zapatero was kinda angry.:D

Which I'm not so, you're all screwed. <.<

so... what you are saying... is that we're screwed by you? :p :hail:

I'm not so sure, all I can tell you is that the government isn't too happy about it. One thing is to let inmantes participate in cultural activities. Another is bringing them a stripper and then letting a foreign newspaper like The Sun cover it and show it all over the world.

It did make for a good laugh. Zapatero was kinda angry.:D

he invited a news paper like The Sun and expected it to NOT be reported? :$

Good thing stupidity is NOT a crime... :D

On a more serious note. Do you think this helps reduce prison rapes?
No, because prison rape isn't about sex, it is about some thug showing off his dominance. That is true for most other rapes as well, but it is especially clear in prison where the rapists often identify themselves as exclusively heterosexual. If another inmate accused a rapist of being gay, he would likely rape the accuser in retaliation, to prove just how damn straight he is.

I'm not so sure, all I can tell you is that the government isn't too happy about it. One thing is to let inmantes participate in cultural activities. Another is bringing them a stripper and then letting a foreign newspaper like The Sun cover it and show it all over the world.

It did make for a good laugh. Zapatero was kinda angry.:D

What branch of the Spanish Goverment do you actually work for nat? I forgot.

No, because prison rape isn't about sex, it is about some thug showing off his dominance. That is true for most other rapes as well, but it is especially clear in prison where the rapists often identify themselves as exclusively heterosexual. If another inmate accused a rapist of being gay, he would likely rape the accuser in retaliation, just to prove just how damn straight he is.

Speaking form experience?

No, because prison rape isn't about sex, it is about some thug showing off his dominance. That is true for most other rapes as well, but it is especially clear in prison where the rapists often identify themselves as exclusively heterosexual. If another inmate accused a rapist of being gay, he would likely rape the accuser in retaliation, just to prove just how damn straight he is.

People are damned interesting, aren't they?

If another inmate accused a rapist of being gay, he would likely rape the accuser in retaliation, just to prove just how damn straight he is.

Damn straight!

Speaking form experience?
Nah, I'm lucky enough never to have been to prison (I say lucky, not smart, because I got saved once). I did, however, do extensive research on prisons in general.
People are damned interesting, aren't they?
It is one of those things where I'm torn between laughing until I choke or screaming with rage. I prefer to laugh, generally.

It is one of those things where I'm torn between laughing until I choke or screaming with rage. I prefer to laugh, generally.

It works wonders for me. :)

No, because prison rape isn't about sex, it is about some thug showing off his dominance. That is true for most other rapes as well, but it is especially clear in prison where the rapists often identify themselves as exclusively heterosexual. If another inmate accused a rapist of being gay, he would likely rape the accuser in retaliation, to prove just how damn straight he is.

That was rather funny. Thanks.

Ah huh! So it was you! Evil Mexican, robbing us of the gold we robbed you of!

Hahaha! I have taken the gold! Now, to divide it up... here's the portion for one drug lord, here's the portion for protection money from another three, here's the portion to bribe the police department, here's the money for the carjackers and to get my uncle out of a hostage situation... DAMN! It's all gone again.

No, because prison rape isn't about sex, it is about some thug showing off his dominance. That is true for most other rapes as well, but it is especially clear in prison where the rapists often identify themselves as exclusively heterosexual. If another inmate accused a rapist of being gay, he would likely rape the accuser in retaliation, to prove just how damn straight he is.


You really sound like you know what you are talking about. :eek:

Which I'm not so, you're all screwed. <.<

so your saying prison stripper is a no. but prison hooker is okay. an odd choice considering they pay you in cigarettes. but we got to respect your wishes.

Hahaha! I have taken the gold! Now, to divide it up... here's the portion for one drug lord, here's the portion for protection money from another three, here's the portion to bribe the police department, here's the money for the carjackers and to get my uncle out of a hostage situation... DAMN! It's all gone again.
You forgot to pay off to prevent the next hostage situation also.

so... what you are saying... is that we're screwed by you? :p :hail:

Of course! I screw you all with my boobie pwnage!:fluffle:

Of course! I screw you all with my boobie pwnage!:fluffle:

The male population of NSG now travels to do... private things. :p

That....

I can't tell if it's funny or enraging.

Prison Warden gets a stripper to perform for the inmates, and The Sun is there!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2134016.ece



And we thought our prisoners had it good with cable TV!

Want strippers? Go to Montreal.

We didn't get strippers when I was in prison...

At least not female ones.