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My 4th graders are about to start the most terrifying subject, puberty. They're gonna get the talk here soon. The homeroom teachers have been using our poster printer to get some rather large sized drawings of a man and a woman washing with helpful arrows and labels to explain the upcoming changes my 4th graders will soon be going through.

This being Japan, said drawings are done in a cute, manga style. And, oddly enough for Japan, the woman is actually normally proportioned (As opposed to the "How the hell does she not break her back with those things?" style). The guy, however, is... well... Hung. Like a horse. I mean, Skuld's Holy Hammer, that's not close to normal here.

I just can't decide though, was this a male artist who is carrying on the proud male tradition so well known and loved in Japan, and whose picture will cause massive disappointment on the part of my make students when it doesn't come true...

Or a female artist who is carrying out wish fulfillment, and whose picture will cause massive disappointment on the part of my female students when they find out the truth later on?

I'm betting it's a male artist. Why? Because I generally think that the men in Japan are just a bit more unhinged than the women.

I'm betting it's a male artist. Why? Because I generally think that the men in Japan are just a bit more unhinged than the women.
On the contrary, the women are just a bit better at hiding it then the men!

I personally just think its a horrible idea to draw an impossibly large anything on anyone; especially an educational tool.

I say it's a woman, by the fact that the female character is rather normal looking. When people are asked to draw a cartoon character of the same gender, they tend to draw someone that looks like themselves. When they draw the opposite gender, they draw what they're looking for.

My 2c.

On the contrary, the women are just a bit better at hiding it then the men!

I hear they're also good at reading over peoples shoulders. May I suggest you duck? ;)

Though, I'm not sure drawing a man with a horse cock really fits with the term "hiding it"

Hey, be glad that it's not an american-japanese combo work. Then you'd wind up with a guy hung like a Dragon and a gal with her own pair of beach balls. >_>

I hear they're also good at reading over peoples shoulders. May I suggest you duck? ;)
I'm safe right now, my fellow teachers can't read English worth a damn.

Now when I get home though...

Though, I'm not sure drawing a man with a horse cock really fits with the term "hiding it"
The print IS unsigned...

Comically huge penises are just the tip of the iceberg. Those kids are in for a hell of a shock when the encounter actual hentai.

pics or it didn't happen

pics or it didn't happen
Preeeeeety sure that even education prints such as these would run afoul of the policy against posting anything non PG-13.

I do not wish to experience the Wrath of Mod directly.

I really, really dislike manga illustration. Illustrative valium.

I'm safe right now, my fellow teachers can't read English worth a damn.

Now when I get home though...Just wait...I'm willing to bet your wife is teaching your coworkers English just so they can spy on you.


The print IS unsigned...
hmm...well then...I change my vote.

A man would have drawn the horsecock and claimed he based it off his nearest model, happily scrawling his signature across the bottom like a 13 year old carving "FUCK" into a desk...that glint of rebelliousness crossed with pride and a smug grin.

A woman would draw the horsecock, glare at her husband, and just sigh, forgetting to sign as the haze of resentment and familiar feelings of unfulfillment set in.


In short, it was the chick.

Preeeeeety sure that even education prints such as these would run afoul of the policy against posting anything non PG-13.

I do not wish to experience the Wrath of Mod directly.

Go to a library, create a puppet, and experience it indirectly!


That;s how I would do it...

Just wait...I'm willing to bet your wife is teaching your coworkers English just so they can spy on you.



hmm...well then...I change my vote.

A man would have drawn the horsecock and claimed he based it off his nearest model, happily scrawling his signature across the bottom like a 13 year old carving "FUCK" into a desk...that glint of rebelliousness crossed with pride and a smug grin.

A woman would draw the horsecock, glare at her husband, and just sigh, forgetting to sign as the haze of resentment and familiar feelings of unfulfillment set in.


In short, it was the chick.

As an illustrator, I can tell you that's not exactly how it works :D

A man would have drawn the horsecock and claimed he based it off his nearest model, happily scrawling his signature across the bottom like a 13 year old carving "FUCK" into a desk...that glint of rebelliousness crossed with pride and a smug grin.

A woman would draw the horsecock, glare at her husband, and just sigh, forgetting to sign as the haze of resentment and familiar feelings of unfulfillment set in.

In short, it was the chick.

I concur.

I personally just think its a horrible idea to draw an impossibly large anything on anyone; especially an educational tool.

huh huh. you said "an educational tool".

I don't think asking for that kind of pic is a good idea...

I even have doubts about the mods accepting the Modryn Oreyn version (http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Image:OB-Img-OreynPainting.jpg)... (yes, mods, that pic is unrelated and PG-rated!)

At least the woman didn't have a penis as well...

Oh, Japan!

Well, at least they're cultivating penis insecurity from an early age. I would be appalled if a generation was spared from that.

At least the woman didn't have a penis as well...

Oh, Japan!
or the man have a tentacle-penis. This is Japan after all!

Just wait...I'm willing to bet your wife is teaching your coworkers English just so they can spy on you.
:eek2: Hopefully not.


hmm...well then...I change my vote.

A man would have drawn the horsecock and claimed he based it off his nearest model, happily scrawling his signature across the bottom like a 13 year old carving "FUCK" into a desk...that glint of rebelliousness crossed with pride and a smug grin.

A woman would draw the horsecock, glare at her husband, and just sigh, forgetting to sign as the haze of resentment and familiar feelings of unfulfillment set in.


In short, it was the chick.
I'm having a hard time faulting your logic here.

Go to a library, create a puppet, and experience it indirectly!


That;s how I would do it...
Given that I am the ONLY user of NSG in my area (Everyone else is in Tokyo or Osaka), I don't think that would hide me too well.

it was a gay man.

It had to be a chick. Because, if stereotypes are anything to go by (and they are, because theyre convenient), because the guy woud have been Japanese, he clearly wasnt basing it off himself or anyone he knew, so why would he make himself insecure?

It had to be a chick. Because, if stereotypes are anything to go by (and they are, because theyre convenient), because the guy woud have been Japanese, he clearly wasnt basing it off himself or anyone he knew, so why would he make himself insecure?

Because he's Japanese? QED.

it was a gay man.

By jove, you've got it!

By jove, you've got it!
honestly, i think i do.

i was very persuaded by galloisms argument except for the man being hung like a horse. a woman would make him big but not superhumanly big.

but there is the "no huge tits" thing. hard to get past that one.

but a GAY man would not care about tits AND enjoy the thought of a huge dick. sort of in the same way that a straight man might give a woman impossibly large breasts.

[QUOTE=NERVUN;14400247]This being Japan, said drawings are done in a cute, manga style. And, oddly enough for Japan, the woman is actually normally proportioned (As opposed to the "How the hell does she not break her back with those things?" style). The guy, however, is... well... Hung. Like a horse. I mean, Skuld's Holy Hammer, that's not close to normal here.QUOTE]

I'm curious, as to whether the male is circumised or natural?

pics or it didn't happen

Wait...

Where's DogDoo 8?

A guy did it. Wishful thinking is a guy thing. :D

This being Japan, said drawings are done in a cute, manga style. And, oddly enough for Japan, the woman is actually normally proportioned (As opposed to the "How the hell does she not break her back with those things?" style). The guy, however, is... well... Hung. Like a horse. I mean, Skuld's Holy Hammer, that's not close to normal here.

"Skuld's Holy Hammer"?

now I not only have an image of a larger than normal appendage, but a very thin one that telescopes! :headbang:

A guy did it. Wishful thinking is a guy thing. :D

Nah. It it had been a guy the girls breasts would have been HUGAMUNGOS! :p

ok, if, in Japan, a woman with large breasts is called 'American'.... what would a man sized like a horse be called?

other than "impossible"

A guy did it. Wishful thinking is a guy thing. :D

That's wishful thiking.. :p

ok, if, in Japan, a woman with large breasts is called 'American'.... what would a man sized like a horse be called?

Me.

*hobbles away*

Preeeeeety sure that even education prints such as these would run afoul of the policy against posting anything non PG-13.

I do not wish to experience the Wrath of Mod directly.

It's kind of funny pics have to stay pg-13 maximum, and yet Neesika's sex life, which runs so far past pg-13 it can't see it with a telescope is an acceptable topic and thread.

It's kind of funny pics have to stay pg-13 maximum, and yet Neesika's sex life, which runs so far past pg-13 it can't see it with a telescope is an acceptable topic and thread.

ah, but Neesika describes her XXX sex life using PG-13 words and terms. the rest she leaves up to the x rated imagination of the readers.

pics can leave very little to the imagination.

Nah. It it had been a guy the girls breasts would have been HUGAMUNGOS! :p

Not so in the case of the Japanese. They are widely known for having... regular to... slightly not so big... male appendages.:wink:

I say it's a woman, by the fact that the female character is rather normal looking. When people are asked to draw a cartoon character of the same gender, they tend to draw someone that looks like themselves. When they draw the opposite gender, they draw what they're looking for.

My 2c.
This makes sense.
Hey, be glad that it's not an american-japanese combo work. Then you'd wind up with a guy hung like a Dragon and a gal with her own pair of beach balls. >_>
Scales and everything.
A guy did it. Wishful thinking is a guy thing. :D
Then why no +50 Tits of Doom?
ok, if, in Japan, a woman with large breasts is called 'American'.... what would a man sized like a horse be called?

other than "impossible"

Ifreann.

Then why no +50 Tits of Doom?

Re-post: Not so in the case of the Japanese. They are widely known for having... regular to... slightly not so big... male appendages.:wink:

Maybe it was a gay man

The obvious conclusion (after MUCH research online :p) is that the Japanese are culturally psychotic.

Evidence:
the OP's poster
sushi
hentai
Ikizukuri (PLEASE tell me this is only another internet rumor!)
underwear in vending machines

and so on.

Lest you think me racist, I could theadjack to how psychotic the French and British are, but I'll maintain a veneer of netiquette. :D

Ikizukuri (PLEASE tell me this is only another internet rumor!)
nope, not a rumor. :D

I personally just think its a horrible idea to draw an impossibly large anything on anyone; especially an educational tool.

That's what I call mine too!

Ikizukuri (PLEASE tell me this is only another internet rumor!)
Not a rumor, but a very disturbing experience.

underwear in vending machines
This one however... is not quite what you're thinking of.

Not a rumor, but a very disturbing experience.

Is it good? I heard of something else, too, along those lines, but I forget the name: Small fish swimming in a bowl, you pick them up, dip them in a soy sauce and other stuff solution and eat them alive. I'd love to try it.

Is it good? I heard of something else, too, along those lines, but I forget the name: Small fish swimming in a bowl, you pick them up, dip them in a soy sauce and other stuff solution and eat them alive. I'd love to try it.
It was sashimi, but it was horrifying.

It was sashimi, but it was horrifying.

I should rephrase it: Did it TASTE good? :p

I should rephrase it: Did it TASTE good? :p
It tasted as good as any sashimi. I didn't think that having the fish gasp at me improved the flavor whatsoever though.

Actually, I could only take a few bites before I just couldn't do it any more, it was too cruel.

A guy did it. Wishful thinking is a guy thing. :D

A likely story.
You speak Japanese. you are the one who drew it you pervert.

Is it good? I heard of something else, too, along those lines, but I forget the name: Small fish swimming in a bowl, you pick them up, dip them in a soy sauce and other stuff solution and eat them alive. I'd love to try it.

It is so good. freshest is the best.

It tasted as good as any sashimi. I didn't think that having the fish gasp at me improved the flavor whatsoever though.

Actually, I could only take a few bites before I just couldn't do it any more, it was too cruel.

after watching Azumanga Daioh... I just gotta ask you this...
Taiyaki's... head or tail. where do you start from?

after watching Azumanga Daioh... I just gotta ask you this...
Taiyaki's... head or tail. where do you start from?
Depends on which part of Japan I'm in.

Preeeeeety sure that even education prints such as these would run afoul of the policy against posting anything non PG-13.

I do not wish to experience the Wrath of Mod directly.
Hehe, PG-13 for us and your Japanese 4th-graders get to enjoy Mr. Ed?

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:BJmASJqatyioYM:http://img59.echo.cx/img59/324/mred7vj.jpg
That's wihihihilarious!

It is so good. freshest is the best.
the difference between it being slaughtered immediatly prior to serving humanely and leaving it still breathing and heart still beating following carving is negligable when it comes to freshness.

A likely story.
You speak Japanese. you are the one who drew it you pervert.

If Nanatsu drew sex ed diagrams for children, the world would be a very, very strange place indeed.

the difference between it being slaughtered immediatly prior to serving humanely and leaving it still breathing and heart still beating following carving is negligable when it comes to freshness.

for it to be the freshest it should still be moving.

for it to be the freshest it should still be moving.
it should also be humanely slaughtered. Whatever you do to the animal will illicit a reaction. The whole 5 minutes from slaughter to table are negligible when considering the impact of epinephrine on muscle tissue (Yes, whatever you do to the creature moments before slaughter will impact the toughness of the muscle fibers.)
Not to mention that one should respect the things they eat.

it should also be humanely slaughtered. Whatever you do to the animal will illicit a reaction. The whole 5 minutes from slaughter to table are negligible when considering the impact of epinephrine on muscle tissue (Yes, whatever you do to the creature moments before slaughter will impact the toughness of the muscle fibers.)
Not to mention that one should respect the things they eat.

I find no better respect for a creature then to eat it alive.

I find no better respect for a creature then to eat it alive.

Right...nothing like extending a creatures pain and suffering so you can get your fresh meat. :rolleyes:

Right...nothing like extending a creatures pain and suffering so you can get your fresh meat. :rolleyes:

you say extending pain and suffering I say extending life in the hopes the few extra minutes I have bought it allows it to find enlightenment.

I would think they'd have chosen a female to do the drawing.

you say extending pain and suffering I say extending life in the hopes the few extra minutes I have bought it allows it to find enlightenment.
Yes. Let's peel off your skin, rip off chunks of muscle, and expose your vital organs in hopes than you will gain enlightenment. That couldn't possibly be extending pain and suffering needlessly.

Yes. Let's peel off your skin, rip off chunks of muscle, and expose your vital organs in hopes than you will gain enlightenment. That couldn't possibly be extending pain and suffering needlessly.

I choose to prolong life as much as possible, regardless of the pain involved. if i were being eaten id prefer to be eaten alive rather then killed quickly then eaten.

Not a rumor, but a very disturbing experience.
:eek: I just hope Japanese cuisine isn't bad enough to have an equivalent to the US "Rocky Mountain Oysters"

This one however... is not quite what you're thinking of.

Wiki sez otherwise. Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vending_machine#Japanese_vending_machines) Although I suspect it's not quite like a soda dispenser machine.
In Japan, with a high population density, limited space, a preference for shopping on foot or by bicycle, and low rates of vandalism and petty crime, there seems to be no limit to what is sold by vending machines. While the majority of machines in Japan are stocked with drinks, snacks, and cigarettes, one occasionally finds vending machines selling items such as bottles of liquor, cans of beer, fried food, underwear, iPods, porn magazines and sexual lubricants, and potted plants. Japan has the highest number of vending machines per capita, with about one machine for every 23 people

back to the topic, I'll have to vote option 3

My 4th graders are about to start the most terrifying subject, puberty. They're gonna get the talk here soon. The homeroom teachers have been using our poster printer to get some rather large sized drawings of a man and a woman washing with helpful arrows and labels to explain the upcoming changes my 4th graders will soon be going through.

This being Japan, said drawings are done in a cute, manga style. And, oddly enough for Japan, the woman is actually normally proportioned (As opposed to the "How the hell does she not break her back with those things?" style). The guy, however, is... well... Hung. Like a horse. I mean, Skuld's Holy Hammer, that's not close to normal here.

I just can't decide though, was this a male artist who is carrying on the proud male tradition so well known and loved in Japan, and whose picture will cause massive disappointment on the part of my make students when it doesn't come true...

Or a female artist who is carrying out wish fulfillment, and whose picture will cause massive disappointment on the part of my female students when they find out the truth later on?

I think both sex will be disappointed. The women will be disappointed that not all men are hung like horses, and men will be disappointed that women's breast don't qualify as FAA approved flotation devices.

ah, but Neesika describes her XXX sex life using PG-13 words and terms. the rest she leaves up to the x rated imagination of the readers.

pics can leave very little to the imagination.It doesn't mean can't be entertained by said pix.

:eek: I just hope Japanese cuisine isn't bad enough to have an equivalent to the US "Rocky Mountain Oysters"
Depends, does raw horse meat, fried crickets for breakfast, and bee larva as a snack count?

Wiki sez otherwise. Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vending_machine#Japanese_vending_machines) Although I suspect it's not quite like a soda dispenser machine.
Oh, ok. Then, yes, you DO have the right one. Most people think of the used schoolgirl underwear vending machine, but that was closed a long time ago. You can indeed buy clothing from a vending machine.

I think both sex will be disappointed. The women will be disappointed that not all men are hung like horses, and men will be disappointed that women's breast don't qualify as FAA approved flotation devices.
Er, Wilgrove, I wrote that the woman was actually properly proportioned. No oversized beach balls here.

A likely story.
You speak Japanese. you are the one who drew it you pervert.

No, I didn't. But I have it under good authority that it was LG. *nod*
I read it on a Chick Pamphlet.

No, I didn't. But I have it under good authority that it was LG. *nod*
I read it on a Chick Pamphlet.

I am still keeping my eye on you, you possible hentai.


Wait you all have chick pamphlets ???? Dangerous times the women are talking.

I am still keeping my eye on you, you possible hentai.

I am a hentai. I have never denied that.

Wait you all have chick pamphlets ???? Dangerous times the women are talking.

Dude, resistence is futile.:rolleyes: