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Favorite Recurring Weekly World News Story

Desperate Measures
14-01-2009, 18:02
What is your favorite recurring Weekly World News Story (or similar tabloid)?
There is batboy.
Jesus knock-knock-knocking on the World Trade Center buildings.
Satan and Jesus faces in your peanut butter.

My favorite: http://www.subgenius.com/subg-digest/v4/0069.html
"Less than two years ago, world leaders discovered that 1.3 billion Chinese
planned to jolt the Earth out of orbit and send it sailing off into space -
by jumping up and down at the same time."
The Brevious
15-01-2009, 06:39
You know The Onion gets its honourable mention, but as far as Weekly World News ... i have to say the one where they clone Hitler's nose ... and it's growing a moustache!