NationStates Jolt Archive

Yes, the evil goats are at work, burning down houses... and committing cat genocide...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,479885,00.html



NORWALK, Iowa — A group of goats may have started a fire that destroyed a home in central Iowa, firefighters said.

The fire broke out early Tuesday near Norwalk. Three people in the house escaped unharmed.

John Hadley said his cat woke up him up, and he saw smoke coming from a ceiling. Hadley then woke up his ailing mother and her companion and got them out of the house.

The fire may have been started by some goats kept in a shed attached to the rear of the house, Assistant Northern Warren County Fire Chief Kevin Dingman said.

He said a space heater was kept in the shed to keep the goats warm, and the goats may have knocked it over, starting the fire.

The goats and a family dog were rescued, but a cat was missing.

Wow, these goats are more organized than most terrorist cells.

I for one support... nevermind.

Wow, these goats are more organized than most terrorist cells.

I for one support... nevermind.

Think of the cats!

Think of the cats!

The cat obviously knew too much. Hopefully he's just being held prisoner and the goats haven't gone too far yet...

I think the cat is behind it all, and the goats are just scapegoats.

Oh, I get it. The claim that Israel is committing genocide on the Palestinians is absurd in the same way that the claim that goats are committing genocide on a cat. Also, it's not at all offensive to compare Israelis and Palestinians to animals.

Oh, I get it. The claim that Israel is committing genocide on the Palestinians is absurd in the same way that the claim that goats are committing genocide on a cat. Also, it's not at all offensive to compare Israelis and Palestinians to animals.

Wow, you read into stuff way too much.

Wow, you read into stuff way too much.

You think?

I think the cat is behind it all, and the goats are just scapegoats.

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You think?

Oh I know, I just figured I'd throw it out there. Every post that trostia has quoted me on gets horribly disfigured after he's done with it.

Wow, you read into stuff way too much.

Why yes, I do have the ability to see the obvious.

Why yes, I do have the ability to see the obvious.

And it has nothing to do with knowing the OP's predilections for dehumanizing and marginalizing Muslims through either direct "examples" or allegory either.

It's true, I read it on NSG.

The bastards.

We might need to get some of these, to be safe

http://www.girlontheright.com/uploaded_images/mocondoms-735680.jpg

We might need to get some of these, to be safe

http://www.girlontheright.com/uploaded_images/mocondoms-735680.jpg

That was hilarious, but not too relevant.

I like how I was "reading too much" into Hotwife's "lol, cat genocide" comment and then how a minute later he posts "lol, Muslim terrorists are goat fuckers! lol, goat fuckers!"

Gee, I guess Hotwife is reading too much into his own trolling threads too.

I am able to deduce that you have a perpetually sandy vagina.

I am able to deduce that you have a perpetually sandy vagina.

No one has disputed your ability to come to stupid, ad hominem conclusions.

No one has disputed your ability to come to stupid, ad hominem conclusions.

Says the master of ad hominem...

I am able to deduce that you have a perpetually sandy vagina.

That doesn't sound like a particularly useful ability...

That doesn't sound like a particularly useful ability...

It certainly hasn't come in handy.

Says the master of ad hominem...

I don't think that term means what you think it means.

Degenerates. And by that (just in case you're all lost in your own failed wit) I mean the degeneration into trollish spam.

Beware, the mods are watching.

Do you think that, afterwards, it pranced about saying "I am the Greatest Of All Time?"

After all, Cassius Clay is a muslim...

/incoherence