What are you afraid of?
Title say it all. What scares the crap out of you?
Mad hatters in jeans
14-01-2009, 09:27
i do, sometimes i think some scary thoughts.
EDIT: and those maggots that could get into your freezer if it's defrosted for over a week...*shudders*
Anti-Social Darwinism
14-01-2009, 09:29
Dentists.
I hold the hypothesis that reincarnation is true and that all dentists are reincarnations of Inquisition torturers and Puritan witch hunters.
Moving. As you would have guessed from my other thread.
And Asian women that drive 4WDs
Risottia
14-01-2009, 09:36
Room 101.
Pepe Dominguez
14-01-2009, 09:37
Room 101.
The t.v. show? Yeah, it is kinda crummy. :D
Cannot think of a name
14-01-2009, 09:38
Werewolves.
I don't believe in them, I'm just afraid of them. Which makes for really annoying internal conversations when I'm huffing it home double time at night because it's a full moon and some asshole dog behind a fence so much as snorted.
"Dude, what're running from?"
Shut the fuck up.
"No, seriously, why we walkin' so fast? I wanna know."
Seriously, go to hell.
"You think the labradoodle behind that fence is gonna bite you?"
Yes. That's it. Afraid of the labradoodle. Looked rabid. You happy?
"Yeah...cause it's not because you thought that because of the lunar cycle some guy had actually changed into a man wolf and is now hunting you down, right? Because that would be stupid. Right? It's a potentially rabid labradoodle that you didn't see behind a fence twice as tall as you."
I fucking hate you, me.
Mad hatters in jeans
14-01-2009, 09:41
Werewolves.
I don't believe in them, I'm just afraid of them. Which makes for really annoying internal conversations when I'm huffing it home double time at night because it's a full moon and some asshole dog behind a fence so much as snorted.
"Dude, what're running from?"
Shut the fuck up.
"No, seriously, why we walkin' so fast? I wanna know."
Seriously, go to hell.
"You think the labradoodle behind that fence is gonna bite you?"
Yes. That's it. Afraid of the labradoodle. Looked rabid. You happy?
"Yeah...cause it's not because you thought that because of the lunar cycle some guy had actually changed into a man wolf and is now hunting you down, right? Because that would be stupid. Right? It's a potentially rabid labradoodle that you didn't see behind a fence twice as tall as you."
I fucking hate you, me.
:Dlol.
Risottia
14-01-2009, 09:46
The t.v. show? Yeah, it is kinda crummy. :D
Is there actually a tv show about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Room_101 ? Kewl...
:Dlol.
My name is SaintB, and I endorse this message.
Pepe Dominguez
14-01-2009, 09:57
Is there actually a tv show about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Room_101 ? Kewl...
Yeah, there was. It's mentioned at the top of your link there. People complaining about stuff in an occasionally humorous way.
Kilobugya
14-01-2009, 10:04
For me the one thing that really scares me is (unintentionally of course) hurting people I love. Well, even hurting people in general does scare me.
Pepe Dominguez
14-01-2009, 10:06
For me the one thing that really scares me is (unintentionally of course) hurting people I love. Well, even hurting people in general does scare me.
What, you never played football as a kid? :D That would've cured you.
we have nothing to fear but the negative kharma of our collective mackiavellianism, which, in a few days, will be mostly, for the next few years, just a bad taste in my memory of the last few. (that is, where i live, in america, different places may have different experiences as has happened in the past as well, the whole world isn't quite in lockstep, and lets hope it never is)
Cabra West
14-01-2009, 10:26
Spiders... and being burned.
Kilobugya
14-01-2009, 10:27
What, you never played football as a kid? :D That would've cured you.
I did a bit but I never liked it. But when I mean hurting people, it's seriously hurting them, not something minor.
The Romulan Republic
14-01-2009, 10:27
Republicans.
I'm not joking, and I'm not trolling. I am completely serious.
Heights. I am completely acrophobic. I have issues getting onto stepladders!
You can imagine just how much fun I have going home to the US or coming back to Japan.
Pepe Dominguez
14-01-2009, 10:40
I did a bit but I never liked it. But when I mean hurting people, it's seriously hurting them, not something minor.
So, emotionally then, right? I've seen some pretty horrific football injuries, but rarely anything that causes psychological torment, aside from loss of scholarships resulting in loss of a future. That can hurt on an emotional level, I'm sure.
Kilobugya
14-01-2009, 10:45
So, emotionally then, right? I've seen some pretty horrific football injuries, but rarely anything that causes psychological torment, aside from loss of scholarships resulting in loss of a future. That can hurt on an emotional level, I'm sure.
Emotionally or physically, but I never saw any horrific football injuries... well, I'm french, football is soccer for us, not US football ;) And anyway I never played much those kind of sports, I don't like them.
One-O-One
14-01-2009, 11:05
The ability of the human being to be cruel and kill for absolutely no reason at all.
Mad hatters in jeans
14-01-2009, 11:21
My name is SaintB, and I endorse this message.
does this mean you pay me money to talk about stuff, like a radio DJ?
Pepe Dominguez
14-01-2009, 11:23
Republicans.
I'm not joking, and I'm not trolling. I am completely serious.
So, those Halloween masks of Nixon and Bush give you a genuine scare, then? Cool. :D
Dumb Ideologies
14-01-2009, 11:33
The future.
Rambhutan
14-01-2009, 11:38
So, humans have fears. My race will find this information very useful indeed.
Mad hatters in jeans
14-01-2009, 11:39
The future.
gimmie the future. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1rAr6ok0udo)
the familiar scares me more then the unknown, especially when it is adamantly thoughtless.
i mean, the unknown could be anything, only a very small portion of which is harmful. that percentage is MUCH higher among what is currently, dominantly, familiar.
this may not have always been, hopefully won't always be, and tends to reach its peak under tyrants, like those of the outgoing u.s. administration.
The blessed Chris
14-01-2009, 12:49
Beyond mild vertigo, I fear failure and mediocrity.
One-O-One
14-01-2009, 13:41
Is there actually a tv show about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Room_101 ? Kewl...
Ergh, I was watching a BBC special about where Room 101 was, and one of the people who made that show said she seriously regretted doing it, and making a joke out of the actual concept.
I think that means she thought it was shit.
Lunatic Goofballs
14-01-2009, 13:49
Bees, wasps and hornets. Considering my high pain tolerance, it's really rather odd how girlish I am about being stung. *nod*
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
14-01-2009, 13:49
we have nothing to fear but the negative kharma of our collective mackiavellianism, which, in a few days, will be mostly, for the next few years, just a bad taste in my memory of the last few. (that is, where i live, in america, different places may have different experiences as has happened in the past as well, the whole world isn't quite in lockstep, and lets hope it never is)
Nothing to fear but spell check itself.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
14-01-2009, 14:02
Title say it all. What scares the crap out of you?
Losing a loved one. That scares me greatly.
One-O-One
14-01-2009, 14:26
Losing a loved one. That scares me greatly.
You would post something so sweet, wouldn't you?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
14-01-2009, 14:27
You would post something so sweet, wouldn't you?
Eh?
Dumb Ideologies
14-01-2009, 14:32
I'm afraid of...YOUR FACE!!!
Tagmatium
14-01-2009, 14:34
Ghosts kind of scare me.
The Mindset
14-01-2009, 14:41
I honestly don't know if I have a fear response, as such. I think I'm wired slightly differently to most. Perhaps fear of being punished?
Peepelonia
14-01-2009, 14:54
Spiders just spiders
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
14-01-2009, 15:22
I'm afraid of...YOUR FACE!!!
I've told you before, and I'll tell you again. The ugly person in the mirror is YOU, now quit trying to argue with him.
I honestly don't know if I have a fear response, as such. I think I'm wired slightly differently to most. Perhaps fear of being punished?
The fear that people aren't paying attention to you and your clownish projection of sociopathy?
Non Aligned States
14-01-2009, 15:30
What a treasure trove of vulnerabili- I mean, an interesting thread. Most interesting. Please, go on. For academic reasons of course. *scribbles*
Fancy Gourmets
14-01-2009, 15:38
Spiders, insects in general.
And... knives, I get scared when holding knives as I'm afraid I could hurt somebody.
I am completely serious here, I'd rather not accidentally get a knife in my stomach that cuts around in my internal organs and severs my arteries :/
(Not a joke.) Addition: girls, I keep blushing around them.
The Mindset
14-01-2009, 15:46
Afraid of knives? I love knives!
Afraid of knives? I love knives!
im afraid of this guy!
Galloism
14-01-2009, 16:20
I don't fear anything. In the words of a great man:
I have nothing to lose, so what have I to fear?
Extreme Ironing
14-01-2009, 18:15
That somewhere ... a duck is watching me.
Desperate Measures
14-01-2009, 18:18
Blood. Which sucks. I'm looking into ways to get that corrected. And this:http://synthesismagazine.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/eyes.jpg
Mad hatters in jeans
14-01-2009, 18:22
That somewhere ... a duck is watching me.
why is a duck watching you?
No Names Left Damn It
14-01-2009, 18:27
Suffocating/drowning, and also the thought that if Hell exists, I'm headed there.
Mad hatters in jeans
14-01-2009, 18:30
Suffocating/drowning, and also the thought that if Hell exists, I'm headed there.
Zimbabwe?
Desperate Measures
14-01-2009, 18:51
That somewhere ... a duck is watching me.
It's only part duck.http://www.sfu.ca/sfunews/files/fall2007/cowduck.jpg
Nanatsu no Tsuki
14-01-2009, 18:52
Millipedes.
DO NOT WANT.
What are those?:confused:
What are those?:confused:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplopoda
Nanatsu no Tsuki
14-01-2009, 19:01
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplopoda
I can understand your fear now.:eek2:
Poliwanacraca
14-01-2009, 19:04
Millipedes.
DO NOT WANT.
Whoa, it's a Bottle!
Haven't seen you around here in ages. :)
Todsboro
14-01-2009, 19:25
Terrorist Goats.
South Lorenya
14-01-2009, 19:27
A third Dubya term.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
14-01-2009, 19:39
Millipedes.
DO NOT WANT.
Why millipedes? The worst thing that can happen is that you'll be stupid enough to rub one on your eye and, possibly, suffer impair your eyesight. Now centipedes, those bastards are just mean. (Especially the fucking big ones, some of which can exceed one foot in length (http://www.arachnoboards.com/ab/attachment.php?attachmentid=69008&stc=1&d=1202246415)). Never trust anything that eats it's own legs on a regular basis, as my granddad used to say.
Saige Dragon
14-01-2009, 19:45
I don't know actually. When I was younger I used to be afraid of floating alone in the middle of an ocean, but not anymore. I'd welcome it on now. Never been afraid of bugs and other critters. Heights and falling don't scare me either, although they should. Hell I can't even say nothing scares me, because if there is nothing then there is no me and therefore nothing to be scared of.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
14-01-2009, 19:53
why is a duck watching you?
Because you're all philistines.
The Far Side comic being referenced (http://www.nabble.com/file/p12626669/anatidaephobia.png), for the unenlightened.
Title say it all. What scares the crap out of you?
Tactical air support.
South Lorenya
14-01-2009, 19:57
...but millipedes are so cute and pettable...
EDIT: The lazy ones also make nice bracelets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Giantmillipede.JPG).
Rambhutan
14-01-2009, 21:42
Eye surgery
Extreme Ironing
14-01-2009, 23:38
why is a duck watching you?
That is the mystery.
It's only part duck.http://www.sfu.ca/sfunews/files/fall2007/cowduck.jpg
That is even more scary.
Soviestan
15-01-2009, 00:29
I fear the loss of hope.
Wilgrove
15-01-2009, 01:35
Being totally alone.
bugs
heights. Not the heights, just the idea of falling from said heights.
Scientologists
deep water
I used to have a fear of not being wanted anymore. After years of being unwelcome and completely expendable, I've lost this fear.
Non Aligned States
15-01-2009, 02:15
That somewhere ... a duck is watching me.
Is it... an attack duck?
Galloism
15-01-2009, 02:19
I fear being chased by wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.
Mindlessbanter
15-01-2009, 02:24
I fear having to tell my deepest fears to people
Skallvia
15-01-2009, 02:26
The point at which Talking to yourself becomes Schizophrenia...sometimes I think im on the threshold...
I fear being chased by wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.
Your fear is wacky. Why would wolves be chasing you?
Galloism
15-01-2009, 03:44
Your fear is wacky. Why would wolves be chasing you?
Why do wolves normally chase people?
Cannot think of a name
15-01-2009, 03:53
Your fear is wacky. Why would wolves be chasing you?
They're after his Lucky Charms.
Marrakech II
15-01-2009, 04:11
Things blowing up around me.
Barringtonia
15-01-2009, 04:47
Things blowing up around me.
*buys balloons*
Marrakech II
15-01-2009, 05:05
*buys balloons*
You see I have a nervous twitch in my trigger finger. So something bad may happen if you start popping balloons around me and I happen to be holding a weapon at the moment. ;)
does this mean you pay me money to talk about stuff, like a radio DJ?
No, it just means I throw my support behind what you are saying. Like a politician does.
Why do wolves normally chase people?
You're going to kidnap their pups to sacrifice to Xenu? Why else would wolves chase people, you sick, sick Scientologistic Xenu-hugger. Go back to Xenuland.
Galloism
15-01-2009, 05:21
You're going to kidnap their pups to sacrifice to Xenu? Why else would wolves chase people, you sick, sick Scientologistic Xenu-hugger. Go back to Xenuland.
I don't have to sacrifice to Xenu anymore. Xenu, Cthulu, Death, and I played poker last Thursday and I mopped up. They all have to sacrifice to me now.
I don't have to sacrifice to Xenu anymore. Xenu, Cthulu, Death, and I played poker last Thursday and I mopped up. They all have to sacrifice to me now.
Anpu wants to sacrifice your ass to his foot for having such a wacky fear and for playing with Xenu, the ultimate evil. The ultimate evil used to be the Satan and Osama Bin Hitler duo, but Xenu outeviled the fallen angel and genocidal RL troll. Now you know why car brakes are banned in Xenuland. Because Scientologists don't believe in brakes.
Galloism
15-01-2009, 06:25
Anpu wants to sacrifice your ass to his foot for having such a wacky fear and for playing with Xenu, the ultimate evil. The ultimate evil used to be the Satan and Osama Bin Hitler duo, but Xenu outeviled the fallen angel and genocidal RL troll. Now you know why car brakes are banned in Xenuland. Because Scientologists don't believe in brakes.
Xenu brought cash, and given that followers often are similar to their leaders, I figured he wasn't very smart. I was right.
Troglobites
15-01-2009, 06:26
Anything that moves via undulation. (i.e. caterpillars, worms, leeches)
Xenu brought cash, and given that followers often are similar to their leaders, I figured he wasn't very smart. I was right.
Just don't ride in any car Xenu drives. Not only do Scientologists not believe in brakes, they don't believe in seat belts either.
Tactical air support.
lol
i'd be more worried about Arty
"Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short."
Mad hatters in jeans
15-01-2009, 13:25
No, it just means I throw my support behind what you are saying. Like a politician does.
okay, um thanks
Conserative Morality
15-01-2009, 13:38
Spiders. I fucking hate spiders. And I'm all out of bug spray. *Huddles in corner*
Mad hatters in jeans
15-01-2009, 13:46
Spiders. I fucking hate spiders. And I'm all out of bug spray. *Huddles in corner*
they ain't a patch on the creepies crawling all over your skin/hair/other restricted areas...seriously some of those tiny things look fucking evil...if anything spiders are a good thing, it means the area near you will have less flies about.
Al-garbh
15-01-2009, 13:49
Horses!
Conserative Morality
15-01-2009, 13:50
they ain't a patch on the creepies crawling all over your skin/hair/other restricted areas...seriously some of those tiny things look fucking evil...if anything spiders are a good thing, it means the area near you will have less flies about.
Spiders are those tiny things, only larger. Much larger. Which is why I am-and you should be-afraid.
Mad hatters in jeans
15-01-2009, 13:53
Spiders are those tiny things, only larger. Much larger. Which is why I am-and you should be-afraid.
i ain't fighting no spiders for nobody.
then again you could always use masking tape over holes and small crooks in your walls and flooring to make sure no spiders will reach you.
and keep a lighter with deoderant can nearby.
and the fire alarm covered up if you're using it.
Conserative Morality
15-01-2009, 13:54
i ain't fighting no spiders for nobody.
Sigged XD.
Mad hatters in jeans
15-01-2009, 13:58
Sigged XD.
:hail:
thought for the day: don't burn spiders near a fire alarm:
quite embarrassing i'd imagine trying to explain to the fire service, "yeah sorry guys but the spiders were everywhere...the bastards".
:tongue:
The Cake is a Lie
15-01-2009, 14:00
Pie
Conserative Morality
15-01-2009, 14:01
:hail:
thought for the day: don't burn spiders near a fire alarm:
quite embarrassing i'd imagine trying to explain to the fire service, "yeah sorry guys but the spiders were everywhere...the bastards".
:tongue:
"Vampire spiders! They only die by fire, the little bastards are too tiny for the stake through their heart."
"*sigh* Third time this week. Don't worry, the happy men in the white coats will be here soon."
*Is dragged away kicking and screaming, shouting about the immenient vampire spider takeover, and how we must prepare ourselves with more powerful, military grade bugspray.*
Whoa, it's a Bottle!
Haven't seen you around here in ages. :)
Howdy. :D
Why millipedes? The worst thing that can happen is that you'll be stupid enough to rub one on your eye and, possibly, suffer impair your eyesight. Now centipedes, those bastards are just mean. (Especially the fucking big ones, some of which can exceed one foot in length (http://www.arachnoboards.com/ab/attachment.php?attachmentid=69008&stc=1&d=1202246415)). Never trust anything that eats it's own legs on a regular basis, as my granddad used to say.
The only centipedes I have had contact with are the common house centipede, and while they are profoundly creepy they also happen to feed on cockroaches. Hence, we have an uneasy truce.
Millipedes, however, are too fucking disturbing for words. I mean, why should they need TWO pairs of legs per body segment? Surely one pair is more than enough. They're up to something and it terrifies me.
...but millipedes are so cute and pettable...
EDIT: The lazy ones also make nice bracelets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Giantmillipede.JPG).
You go right ahead and pet that thing, but don't come crying to me when you pull back a stump.
I'll be over here cuddling my tarantula. Or "Eight-legged gerbil" as I like to call it.
Fancy Gourmets
15-01-2009, 14:44
Oh, I'm afraid of being alone in the middle of an ocean.
... Just the thought of odd fishes and things swimming beneath me *Shudders*.
Wow, a bottle. Ain't seen one of you around these parts in quite some time...
The Eternal Swarm
15-01-2009, 16:04
Title say it all. What scares the crap out of you?
That someone, somewhere, knows the truth of where I really was on the night of August the 20th 2005, and is going to tell.
Santiago I
15-01-2009, 16:06
Velociraptors
http://xkcd.com/87/