NationStates Jolt Archive


Jesus sold his daughter for beer

Hairless Kitten
13-01-2009, 13:30
Marcelino de Jesus (got ya ;)) Martinez sold his 14-year-old daughter for 100 cases of beer, some money and meat.

But the buyer didn’t pay, so magnificent smart Jesus went to the police to complain.
He was arrested and booked on suspicion of bartering.

Some people are so dumb, unbelievable. :)

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/weird/Dad-Sells-Girl-Calls-Cops-to-Complain-He-Wasnt-Paid.html
Nodinia
13-01-2009, 13:39
Marcelino de Jesus (got ya ;)) Martinez sold his 14-year-old daughter for 100 cases of beer, some money and meat.

But the buyer didn’t pay, so magnificent smart Jesus went to the police to complain.
He was arrested and booked on suspicion of bartering.

Some people are so dumb, unbelievable. :)

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/weird/Dad-Sells-Girl-Calls-Cops-to-Complain-He-Wasnt-Paid.html

"booked on suspicion of bartering"....Hopefully they phrased it a bit better in the cop shop, otherwise he might have thought he'd gotten away with it if it was a cash for goods deal....
Damor
13-01-2009, 13:40
If "some money" is $16,000 then I suspect the beer might not have been the prime motivator. Although I'll grant you it makes a better headline.
SaintB
13-01-2009, 13:46
Oh my God...
Nanatsu no Tsuki
13-01-2009, 13:55
This just reminded me of my father-in-law. His name is Jesús too. :p
Hairless Kitten
13-01-2009, 13:57
This just reminded me of my father-in-law. His name is Jesús too. :p

And...?

How much beer... :)
Nanatsu no Tsuki
13-01-2009, 14:01
And...?

How much beer... :)

A lot. :tongue:
Risottia
13-01-2009, 15:14
He was arrested and booked on suspicion of bartering.

Unless I'm much mistaken about the meaning of "barter", I'm surprised.

I think that maybe charges of exploitation of a minor of age, exploiting/incitating prostitution, being accomplice in an attempted statutory rape, abuse of parental power, attempted slave trade and (why not?) tax evasion would have been more appropriated.

If the charges are just "bartering", follows logically that selling one's own daughter for money is ok, one just has to use the legal tender.
TJHairball
13-01-2009, 15:15
Bartering is illegal in California? Really?
Rambhutan
13-01-2009, 15:16
I believe the Bible endorses this kind of thing.
Desperate Measures
13-01-2009, 15:22
Catch the racist comments at the bottom of the article?
Ashmoria
13-01-2009, 15:28
geez what was he thinking?

where was an 18 year old going to get that much beer?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
13-01-2009, 15:42
Both men in this incident were named Jesus. Rather . . . suspicious, don't you think? There could be an entire underground organization of Bartering Jesi out there, exchanging goods and/or children for other goods and/or children without ever informing the government or paying the proper taxes.
The mere thought of it makes me vomit with rage and also bulimia.
Desperate Measures
13-01-2009, 15:53
Both men in this incident were named Jesus. Rather . . . suspicious, don't you think? There could be an entire underground organization of Bartering Jesi out there, exchanging goods and/or children for other goods and/or children without ever informing the government or paying the proper taxes.
The mere thought of it makes me vomit with rage and also bulimia.

Each time you think of it you throw up or only when you think of it while having the desire to be thin?
Hairless Kitten
13-01-2009, 15:53
Catch the racist comments at the bottom of the article?

Police said the practice of arranged marriage in some cultures is not relevent in the case, and even if it were, California law doesn't go for it when one or both parties have been coerced.

I don't see the racist words, it's just true.
Desperate Measures
13-01-2009, 15:54
Police said the practice of arranged marriage in some cultures is not relevent in the case, and even if it were, California law doesn't go for it when one or both parties have been coerced.

I don't see the racist words, it's just true.

"You tomato pickers never cease to amaze me.........."

Those comments, nothing in the article seemed racist to me. Looking back, I could probably have phrased it better.
Ashmoria
13-01-2009, 15:57
"You tomato pickers never cease to amaze me.........."

Those comments, nothing in the article seemed racist to me. Looking back, I could probably have phrased it better.
looking at them....

they seem like trolls who made up names on the spot.
Desperate Measures
13-01-2009, 16:08
looking at them....

they seem like trolls who made up names on the spot.

Which means the trolls are getting smarter. Soon, they'll be able to use doorknobs.
Ashmoria
13-01-2009, 16:12
Which means the trolls are getting smarter. Soon, they'll be able to use doorknobs.
then we'll all be doomed!
Desperate Measures
13-01-2009, 16:14
then we'll all be doomed!

I'll need a Macintosh and Jeff Goldblum.
Truly Blessed
13-01-2009, 16:18
Every time I think we have gotten out of the stone age something like this comes along. Sigh. So why return her back into his care? She should be taken away, you do not deserve to be parent any longer.
Vault 10
13-01-2009, 16:37
Which means the trolls are getting smarter. Soon, they'll be able to use doorknobs.
Trolls have already proven themselves able to fly planes. Well, apart from the landing part.