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omg we can be normal people now#!

Call to power
12-01-2009, 21:47
Rent-a-friend in Japan

In Japan, now back in recession, the economic situation has taken a sharp turn for the worse in recent months. But the Japanese still like to use their money to have fun, as Duncan Bartlett has been finding out.

Lola - or Rora - to give her a slightly more Japanese pronounciation - is a beauty and she knows it.

Customers pay by the hour for her company. Usually they just want to stroke her, but as a special treat for favoured clients, she will lie back in a chair, close her eyes and pose for photographs.

Lola is a Persian cat who works at the Ja La La Cafe in Tokyo's bustling Akihabara district. It is one of a growing number of Cat Cafes in the city which provide visitors with short but intimate encounters with professional pets.

When I called, there were 12 felines and seven customers, mostly single men.

One man, in his early 30s, was attempting to bond with an Oriental Longhair by means of a rubber mouse.

If felines do not appeal, other establishments will rent you a rabbit, a ferret or even a beetle.

There are more than 150 companies in Tokyo which are licensed to hire out animals of various kinds and although beetles may be cheap, dogs much more popular.

Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/7818140.stm

I should point out that I'm actually pretty cheap so long as you like give me a donut or something :)

so would you ever rent a friend?

Yutsuke, who speaks with a lisp, is normally rather shy with people. He longs for a cat of his own but frequent business trips make that difficult. Besides, he lives alone, so the Ja La La is his solution to the problem.

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Kaori is a pretty waitress who regularly spends her Sunday afternoons with a Labrador. They go for a walk in the park if the weather is fine, or if it is wet they just snuggle up in front of the TV in her apartment.

"When I look into his eyes, I think he's my dog," Kaori told me. "But when I take him back to the shop, he runs away from me and starts wagging his tail when he sees the next customer. That's when I know he's only a rental dog."

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the firm's services do not stop there. It can also provide temporary husbands to single mothers who want them.

The website says the "dad" will help the children with their homework. He will sort out problems with the neighbours.

He will take the kids to a barbeque or to a park. He could also appear at the daunting interview with a nursery school head teacher which parents are required to endure in order to persuade the principal to give their child a good start in life.

this made me sad :(
Lunatic Goofballs
12-01-2009, 21:56
*Looks at Evil the Cat and pictures strange men attempting to pet him*

BYOB(Bring Your Own Band-Aids). :tongue:
Rambhutan
12-01-2009, 22:02
There should be more places where it is possbile to rent ferrets by the hour. I may well start a chain of franchises as soon as I can think of a suitable name....perhaps 'Weasels Am Us'
No Names Left Damn It
12-01-2009, 22:05
One man, in his early 30s, was attempting to bond with an Oriental Longhair by means of a rubber mouse.


Interesting.


Also, seeing as Nanatsu is our resident neko-kun, she needs to give her insight into this.
Call to power
12-01-2009, 22:14
*Looks at Evil the Cat and pictures strange men attempting to pet him*

there are lots of bridges in japan though if you know what I mean >.>

BYOB(Bring Your Own Band-Aids). :tongue:

don't be silly these are elite professionals with bachelor degrees in human husbandry (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/hogiehut/Puss-in-Boots_01.jpg)

Intersting. Also, seeing as Nanatsu is our resident neko-kun, she needs to give her insight into this.

*leaves some shiny foil out* (I really should take some videos of my cats battles with candy wrappers)
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
12-01-2009, 22:22
He [the rental husband] will sort out problems with the neighbours.
In New York, when we hire someone to "sort out problems" with our neighbors, we just call them "mobsters." Although, I'm not sure if I'd consider asking Joe "Hammerhead" to help my hypothetical kids with their math homework.
JuNii
12-01-2009, 22:22
*looks at my Crays as they tear into the guppies*

BYOB indeed.
Call to power
12-01-2009, 22:26
In New York, when we hire someone to "sort out problems" with our neighbors, we call just call them "mobsters." Although, I'm not sure if I'd consider asking Joe "Hammerhead" to help my hypothetical kids with their math homework.

it seem the Japanese have once again outdone American build quality
JuNii
12-01-2009, 22:26
In New York, when we hire someone to "sort out problems" with our neighbors, we call just call them "mobsters." Although, I'm not sure if I'd consider asking Joe "Hammerhead" to help my hypothetical kids with their math homework.

"Listen... suppose I gots 12 bullets in my gun. I have three jobs to do and at da end of da day, I's got 3 bullets left. by taking der number left from da total, you now know how many bullets I used. den you divide dat by da number of jobs and you get da average number of bullets used foa each job."
Yootopia
12-01-2009, 22:29
In New York, when we hire someone to "sort out problems" with our neighbors, we call just call them "mobsters." Although, I'm not sure if I'd consider asking Joe "Hammerhead" to help my hypothetical kids with their math homework.
I'd be tempted to hire a cat to sort out my neighbours, or indeed help to get kids into school.

"You're making my kid sad, AND my cat"
*Cat :(*
"Aww... sorry... will sort this out sharpish"
"Thank you!"
*Cat ^__^*
"Aww"
*ALL DISPUTES RESOLVED*
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
12-01-2009, 22:36
it seem the Japanese have once again outdone American build quality
Maybe. But if I want to play with a cat or walk a dog, and I don't own one, all I've got to do is roll by one of the roughly 12.7 million animal shelters around here and volunteer.
Fassitude
12-01-2009, 22:37
*Looks at Evil the Cat and pictures strange men attempting to pet him*

http://i43.tinypic.com/vfko3s.gif
Ifreann
12-01-2009, 22:38
Cat prostitution. I lol'd.
The Blaatschapen
13-01-2009, 00:12
Well, those felines really cater to their clients :D
Lunatic Goofballs
13-01-2009, 00:17
http://i43.tinypic.com/vfko3s.gif

You know, that was just a happy coincidence and I clain independent credit. *nod*
JuNii
13-01-2009, 00:25
Cat prostitution. I lol'd.
Peddling Pussies? :p

Brings a whole new meaning to Cathouse, and Heavy Petting.
Non Aligned States
13-01-2009, 01:21
In New York, when we hire someone to "sort out problems" with our neighbors, we just call them "mobsters." Although, I'm not sure if I'd consider asking Joe "Hammerhead" to help my hypothetical kids with their math homework.

"And we put dem concrete shoes on your math teacher, and bada bing, bada boom, that's the end of ya fractal problems."
Rambhutan
13-01-2009, 12:28
In New York, when we hire someone to "sort out problems" with our neighbors, we just call them "mobsters." Although, I'm not sure if I'd consider asking Joe "Hammerhead" to help my hypothetical kids with their math homework.

Joey 'The Calculator' Santucci: "You come to me on this, the day of my daughters wedding. What is it you need?"

Carlo Bonasera: "If a train leaves Grand Central Station and travels at 80 mph towards...."
Anti-Social Darwinism
13-01-2009, 23:40
This seems to me to be right in line with Japanese culture. The Geisha is a perfect example - Geisha (translated as "art person") can be rented for cultural (not sexual) purposes. This has been going on for centuries - renting pets and friends is just an extension of this custom.
Vetalia
14-01-2009, 00:44
I think I need to go to Japan in order to corner the market on cat futures.