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Virginia Cooper was kind enough to link to this in another thread, and I think it makes a good point:

http://blog.beliefnet.com/crunchycon/2008/11/gay-mob-assaults-peaceful-chri.html

However, we should not hastily judge violent gays based on one encounter. We should hastily judge them based on many things.

1. Gay people have been flocking, and I mean just flllocking, to martial arts classes over recent years. They are learning how to hurt people, training for violence, through techniques like "blowing a whistle to summon help when attacked", "elbow the ribs and stomp the instep when somebody grabs you from behind", and "be aware of your surroundings".

2. The gay propensity for violence has become so acute that Smith & Wesson has had to start producing pink revolvers to keep up with demand.

3. There are increasing images of gay violence in the media, such as Mission Impossible, Mission Impossible 2, Mission Impossible 3, and most recently Valkyrie.

4. Gays are organizing into paramilitary groups to attack Christians, as revealed by their donning of various military uniforms, particularly chest straps and hats.

5. Gay people have been cursing Christians by wrapping shower curtains around them. Seriously, see the above link.

Please, if you have stories of violence by gays against peaceful Christians, please post it.

Ifrean was kind enough to link to this in another thread, and I think it makes a good point:

http://blog.beliefnet.com/crunchycon/2008/11/gay-mob-assaults-peaceful-chri.html

However, we should not hastily judge violent gays based on one encounter. We should hastily judge them based on many things.

1. Gay people have been flocking, and I mean just flllocking, to martial arts classes over recent years. They are learning how to hurt people, training for violence, through techniques like "blowing a whistle to summon help when attacked", "elbow the ribs and stomp the instep when somebody grabs you from behind", and "be aware of your surroundings".

2. The gay propensity for violence has become so acute that Smith & Wesson has had to start producing pink revolvers to keep up with demand.

3. There are increasing images of gay violence in the media, such as Mission Impossible, Mission Impossible 2, Mission Impossible 3, and most recently Valkyrie.

4. Gays are organizing into paramilitary groups to attack Christians, as revealed by their donning of various military uniforms, particularly chest straps and hats.

5. Gay people have been cursing Christians by wrapping shower curtains around them. Seriously, see the above link.

Please, if you have stories of violence by gays against peaceful Christians, please post it.


Haha, that was good.

Hey jerk, give credit where credit is do. I linked that and brought this vital issue to your mind!

Hey jerk, give credit where credit is do. I linked that and brought this vital issue to your mind!

Oh, yeah, you did...why the hell did I think Iffy?

Do they rape people? *shudders*

They are ASSAULTING the definition of marriage! An attack on one word is an attack on us all! Next they will be coming not just for your most sacrosanct nouns, but your adjectives too!

They already HIJACKED the meaning of gay itself. It used to mean 'happy.' Now it's part of the sinister gay agenda.

Even your colloquialisms and slang will not be safe!

RUN!

This proves that all gay people are evil and a threat to society!!


Seriously though, if a Christian does anything bad, everyone on here rips into Christians all over. I think its time to make unwarranted generalizations towards all other groups. Equality and all that. Today gays, tomorrow the disabled community. I want to see a wheelchair gang busting the knee caps of people who can walk.

Don't even get me started on the Gay Mafia. They make such Fabulous offers you can't refuse. :(

Do they rape people? *shudders*

Only in prison. Or prison movies, maybe.

But mostly, gays don't want to rape, they want to pervert. They want to take away our Christian goodness and replace it with the Devil and buttsex.

This proves that all gay people are evil and a threat to society!!


Seriously though, if a Christian does anything bad, everyone on here rips into Christians all over. I think its time to make unwarranted generalizations towards all other groups. Equality and all that. Today gays, tomorrow the disabled community. I want to see a wheelchair gang busting the knee caps of people who can walk.
I'll see what I can arrange, but you'll have to pay for the videographer.

http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/archives/Wheelchair-thumb.jpg

Gays are so insidious, they'll make your son think he wanted to experiment with that other boy from the liberal household.

They are ASSAULTING the definition of marriage! An attack on one word is an attack on us all! Next they will be coming not just for your most sacrosanct nouns, but your adjectives too!

They already HIJACKED the meaning of gay itself. It used to mean 'happy.' Now it's part of the sinister gay agenda.

Even your colloquialisms and slang will not be safe!

RUN!

Its true. The other day, a guy blew another guy next door, and my wife started hating me.

I feel bad for the children.

Everyone's actions represent that of every group they belong to as a whole? If I kill someone, all Jews are murderers?

Don't even get me started on the Gay Mafia. They make such Fabulous offers you can't refuse. :(

LOL:fluffle:

Don't even get me started on the Gay Mafia. They make such Fabulous offers you can't refuse. :(

Well...its the mafia's own fault, they started walking around in Tuxedos all the time and kissing each other a lot. The merger was inevitable...

Everyone's actions represent that of every group they belong to as a whole? If I kill someone, all Jews are murderers?

No, Jews are murderers because you use the bones of Christian babies to make your unleavened bread, or in the case of Neo Art, scones.

Well...its the mafia's own fault, they started walking around in Tuxedos all the time and kissing each other a lot. The merger was inevitable...

No don't ask don't tell?

Everyone's actions represent that of every group they belong to as a whole? If I kill someone, all Jews are murderers?

No, but if you kill someone you'll just be fulfilling your coming of age as a Jew.

THIS JUST IN: Jews and Gays working TOGETHER??

Don't even get me started on the Gay Mafia. They make such Fabulous offers you can't refuse. :(

But ya gotta admit. their Cement shoes are stylish and matches the Vic's outfit pretty damned well.

No, Jews are murderers because you use the bones of Christian babies to make your unleavened bread, or in the case of Neo Art, scones.

I use it for kosher tortillas.

if a Christian does anything bad, everyone on here rips into Christians all over.

I do?

I think its time to make unwarranted generalizations towards all other groups.

Yeah we don't get enough religious discrimination against Muslims.

and do you know how many gays are in the US army? none thats how many:mad:

even with extensive govenrment ads! (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw)

Do they rape people? *shudders*

sounds like your suggesting :tongue:

Don't even get me started on the Gay Mafia. They make such Fabulous offers you can't refuse. :(

your just asking for the uncomfortable shoes!

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Gays are so insidious, they'll make your son think he wanted to experiment with that other boy from the liberal household.

This is why I'm not going to let my son play football, so he won't be tempted by all those...big...guys...in their tight...pants.

Steven Baldwin is not gay!

Well...its the mafia's own fault, they started walking around in Tuxedos all the time and kissing each other a lot. The merger was inevitable...

Still, it was done all under cover through back door dealings.

THIS JUST IN: Jews and Gays working TOGETHER??

No, but thanks to you, we will be soon.

No, Jews are murderers because you use the bones of Christian babies to make your unleavened bread, or in the case of Neo Art, scones.

and raisins. Bones of christian babies and raisins.

For the cranberry scones I use the tears of orphans.

I do?


Yep, even you. I said that I am going to start making wild generalizations about people. This counts as this. ;)

I use it for kosher tortillas.

Ah, the feast of El Malagwaina...am I spelling that right?

Kudos to whoever gets the reference...

I do?



Yeah we don't get enough religious discrimination against Muslims.

I have to say, Tro, I'm impressed that the Jew jokes haven't pissed you off yet.

Get some last night?

For the cranberry scones I use the tears of orphans.

I'm surprised those tears don't burn with righteous hellfire on the way down.

Get some last night?

He just got paid.

and raisins. Bones of christian babies and raisins.

For the cranberry scones I use the tears of orphans.

And I've been raiding all of the Christmas presents that the military is supposed to give to orphans or something.

Still, it was done all under cover through back door dealings.

Dude! Dude dude! You just reminded me of something I have to go find and post...

Ah, the feast of El Malagwaina...am I spelling that right?

Kudos to whoever gets the reference...

I'm taking credit for that reference.

I'm surprised those tears don't burn with righteous hellfire on the way down.

Some people like the burn I suppose...

Some people like the burn I suppose...

In some places...

For those you who are Christian, here's a Christian websites list of "safe" bands.

While there, check out their extensive list of "gay" bands to avoid!

http://www.lovegodsway.org/SafeBands

I have to say, Tro, I'm impressed that the Jew jokes haven't pissed you off yet.


They actually sustain me now, in the same way that the blood of baptized children provides me with sustenance. Although I still prefer a refreshing glass of Christian baby blood, I'm not that picky. They're both free!

Dude! Dude dude! You just reminded me of something I have to go find and post...

God, I hope it's not the scene from Meet The Spartans
Leonidas: That is how men great each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women
[high-fives Margo]
Leonidas: and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men!

Okay here it is. This guy, whoever he is, is WAAAAAAY better at this than I am.

http://www.eveningservice.com/Video

They actually sustain me now, in the same way that the blood of baptized children provides me with sustenance. Although I still prefer a refreshing glass of Christian baby blood, I'm not that picky. They're both free!

I might eat Baldwin, I'm so hungry...

For those you who are Christian, here's a Christian websites list of "safe" bands.

While there, check out their extensive list of "gay" bands to avoid!

http://www.lovegodsway.org/SafeBands

Lil'Wayne is on their Gay Band list twice. Twice the gay?

God, I hope it's not the scene from Meet The Spartans

No, its this musician, wrote a Christian song with the lyric "To get to heaven, there's no back door".

Its a Poe, but a briliant one.

I might eat Baldwin, I'm so hungry...

Great, the only reason I come on NS is to hear Nanatsu say that, and I get it from you...

Only in prison. Or prison movies, maybe.
Ironically, prison rapists overwhelming identify themselves as straight, have girlfriends outside, etc.
Which leads me to another point, most of the time, when an otherwise straight and normal man develops a crush on another man, the target of the crush is straight. A coincidence? I think not. And let's not get in to all those women who were turned lesbian after bad relationships with men.
The greatest danger to our heterosexuality is not the gays, but other heterosexuals.

So, basically these religionists went to the Castro (!) to act as real life trolls and are now acting all "persecuted" because the gays didn't just take the harassment, but had the audacity to blow whistles, use their words (they're cerebral like that, the Ivory tower monsters) and dazzle with curtains? Oh, the humanity...

/Can't find that comic with the Christian minister hitting the fag over the head and acting persecuted when the fag asks him to stop. Could someone be a doll? Thanks in advance, hun.

They actually sustain me now, in the same way that the blood of baptized children provides me with sustenance. Although I still prefer a refreshing glass of Christian baby blood, I'm not that picky. They're both free!

Just make sure they were baptized by an evangelical, bible-based church. Otherwise, they aren't really Christians.

Great, the only reason I come on NS is to hear Nanatsu say that, and I get it from you...
Dude, there is a chick with the last name Baldwin in my Battalion, I just realized!

Just make sure they were baptized by an evangelical, bible-based church. Otherwise, they aren't really Christians.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't have to tell me what 'kosher' means.

Just make sure they were baptized by an evangelical, bible-based church. Otherwise, they aren't really Christians.

Catholics are also exceptable, you twit.

Do they rape people? *shudders*

Not as much as straight people.

Ironically, prison rapists overwhelming identify themselves as straight, have girlfriends outside, etc.
Which leads me to another point, most of the time, when an otherwise straight and normal man develops a crush on another man, the target of the crush is straight. A coincidence? I think not.

We've been over this. I was researching for my role in the film "Threesome" with Josh Charles and some skinny fish. And I didn't have a "crush" on Pauly Shore, I just didn't want sex to ruin a relationship with any of the good actors I know.


And let's not get in to all those women who were turned lesbian after bad relationships with men.
The greatest danger to our heterosexuality is not the gays, but other heterosexuals.

That's true, actually. I feel much more secure in my heterosexuality when I'm with gay men. More comfortable in general.

I really don't see any point in women. I mean lesbians. I don't see any point in lesbians.

Not as much as straight people.

Now comes the part where I argue for legalized prostitution.

So, basically these religionists went to the Castro (!) to act as real life trolls and are now acting all "persecuted" because the gays didn't just take the harassment, but had the audacity to blow whistles, use their words (they're cerebral like that, the Ivory tower monsters) and dazzle with curtains? Oh, the humanity...

/Can't find that comic with the Christian minister hitting the fag over the head and acting persecuted when the fag asks him to stop. Could someone be a doll? Thanks in advance, hun.

But they got peed on, "maybe"!

And curtains are weapons. They keep out the light. The light of Jesus, that is!

/Can't find that comic with the Christian minister hitting the fag over the head and acting persecuted when the fag asks him to stop. Could someone be a doll? Thanks in advance, hun.

I JUST deleted it from my computer. :(

I JUST deleted it from my computer. :(

Recycle bin?

I really don't see any point in women. I mean lesbians. I don't see any point in lesbians.

gotta look higher... near the chest area, you'll see two points. :D

Catholics are also exceptable, you twit.

No, Catholics are a satanic religion organized by the devil. I read it in a Chick Pamplhet.

And Trostia, Jesuits organized the holocaust. Chick Pamphlet. http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0071/0071_01.asp

No, Catholics are a satanic religion organized by the devil. I read it in a Chick Pamplhet.

And Trostia, Jesuits organized the holocaust. Chick Pamphlet. http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0071/0071_01.asp

You're nuts. I blame South Africa.

gotta look higher... near the chest area, you'll see two points. :D

Can it be Hillary Swank? I'm more comfortable with that.

You're nuts. I blame South Africa.

See, their problem is they Apartheided the wrong people.

We need to separate the Gays, before God punishes us with another Hurricane Katrina, or maybe a meteor.

For 5 points, who said it? (Maybe multiple answers).

aRE THE gays going to start a Nuclear War?

But they got peed on, "maybe"!

They wish, the "maybe" lucky bitches.

And curtains are weapons. They keep out the light. The light of Jesus, that is!

You're thinking of wood blinds, wood being the cosmic zombie-Jew's kryptonite, after all.

Recycle bin?

That's what I meant. I recycled it.

aRE THE gays going to start a Nuclear War?

Not when we have Gaydar to shoot down Gay missiles with.

You're thinking of wood blinds, wood being the cosmic zombie-Jew's kryptonite, after all.

Is that a reference to Jesus' time as a carpenter?

aRE THE gays going to start a Nuclear War?

No, because C.H.O.P.S. will stop them:

http://www.lovegodsway.org/C.H.O.P.S.

Check out the lower left corner, where he quotes Oscar Wylde as a "reformed homosexual".

Hagee, of whom John McCain was proud to get support from. "all I can tell you is that I am very proud to have Pastor John Hagee's support."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hagee

"Follow me and together we'll C.H.O.P.S away the Gay."

Not when we have Gaydar to shoot down Gay missiles with.

It's a good thing we boned up your Jewdar, then.

You're thinking of wood blinds, wood being the cosmic zombie-Jew's kryptonite, after all.

Wait, I thought it was the first Green Lantern, Scott whoever, who was vulnerable to wood?

I guess they both could be.

Wait, I thought it was the first Green Lantern, Scott whoever, who was vulnerable to wood?

I guess they both could be.

No way. Put up a link on that.

Hagee, of whom John McCain was proud to get support from.

"Follow me and together we'll C.H.O.P.S away the Gay."

That wasn't the same guy who got caught buying meth from a male hooker, was it?

Is that a reference to Jesus' time as a carpenter?

Just to the irony of it.

No way. Put up a link on that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Scott#Discovery

No way. Put up a link on that.

It's true (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Scott).
His ring could protect him against any object made of metal, but would not protect him against any wood or plant based objects.[1] This was said to be because the green flame was an incarnation of the strength of "green, growing things".

/Can't find that comic with the Christian minister hitting the fag over the head and acting persecuted when the fag asks him to stop. Could someone be a doll? Thanks in advance, hun.

I believe this is the comic you were referring to?

http://www.weaselhut.net/bigotry.jpg

I believe this is the comic you were referring to?

http://www.weaselhut.net/bigotry.jpg

THAT was a let down. All that hype?

I believe this is the comic you were referring to?

http://www.weaselhut.net/bigotry.jpg

Wow, I saw a mod in the most recent post, thought for sure we were getting closed down.

Just so you know, Kryo, we really are looking for authentic instances of gay violence against peaceful Christians.

There are violent gays, and there are peaceful Christians. So, its gotta be out there.

There are violent gays, and there are peaceful Christians. So, its gotta be out there.

Maybe this is why the military won't accept gays...

Just so you know, Kryo, we really are looking for authentic instances of gay violence against peaceful Christians.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw0HCMfZNns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3fwYVfqiE0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZn5pI8Wwks&feature=related

Why is it that FoxNews is the only news station with enough courage to run these stories? I'll tell you why. Its because the gays and the Jews run the news. Rupert Murdoch is the only one not infected by the gay and persists against attacks on his person by gay and Jew alike.

Wow, I saw a mod in the most recent post, thought for sure we were getting closed down.

Just so you know, Kryo, we really are looking for authentic instances of gay violence against peaceful Christians.

There are violent gays, and there are peaceful Christians. So, its gotta be out there.

This thread is relatively tame. If I had a problem with anyone, I'd break out the ModPad for an Offence write up. :)

As for the comic itself, I was supplying the one that Fass was referring to. I did so in good jest. I know exactly what the intent of your thread is.

Also, if you're sure that there are violent gays, google is your friend. :D

Maybe this is why the military won't accept gays...

I once saw a gay dude spend 47 minutes figuring out the line of symmetry on a wall hanging to a precision unmatched by advanced modern instrumentation.

I think he can spot for the arty.

I believe this is the comic you were referring to?

http://www.weaselhut.net/bigotry.jpg

Mille grazie, tesorina mia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw0HCMfZNns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3fwYVfqiE0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZn5pI8Wwks&feature=related

Why is it that FoxNews is the only news station with enough courage to run these stories? I'll tell you why. Its because the gays and the Jews run the news. Rupert Murdoch is the only one not infected by the gay and persists against attacks on his person by gay and Jew alike.

Oy Vey, and the Russians too.

This thread is relatively tame. If I had a problem with anyone, I'd break out the ModPad for an Offence write up. :)

As for the comic itself, I was supplying the one that Fass was referring to. I did so in good jest. I know exactly what the intent of your thread is.

Also, if you're sure that there are violent gays, google is your friend. :D

Google is not run by bible-believing Christ-Centered people.

The only search engine I use is seekfind.org.

I once saw a gay dude spend 47 minutes figuring out the line of symmetry on a wall hanging to a precision unmatched by advanced modern instrumentation.

I think he can spot for the arty.

Do you watch HGTV? You are now under surveilence for gay-a-tude.

Google is not run by bible-believing Christ-Centered people.

The only search engine I use is seekfind.org.

Google takes orders from the Glorious People's Republic of China.

Do you watch HGTV? You are now under surveilence for gay-a-tude.

Goddammit, Steven Baldwin is not gay! He's not! Is not!

The events on the set of "8 Seconds" were strictly in character! Character! As in, not my real urges or desires! Its called acting! Look it up on seekfind.org!

Jeez, I soap up Luke Perry to help get in character, and suddenly I'm branded a homosexual.

Jesus! Jesus cleans me! A lot!

Google takes orders from the Glorious People's Republic of China.

Finally, the internet shall be free of porn and 'Free Tibet' websites. It shall be a glorious place! All hail the People's Republic! :hail:

The only search engine I use is seekfind.org.

I prefer Google as a secular source that would yield better results than a site constructed for the sole purpose of promoting a certain agenda. Interesting fact; Google has a lower Google page rank than Microsoft.

I'm looking at seekfind.org and I find the initial page to be quite bias. I did a quick search on 'atheism' on the seekfind.org search engine and got 857 results. Google gave me 7,480,000. I have a better chance of getting diverse information on Google. The first set of results on Google gave me direct information to the nature of what I was seeking, seekfind.org did not. I sensed a biased there.

Everyone's actions represent that of every group they belong to as a whole? If I kill someone, all Jews are murderers?

No you're a murderer cause you Jews always start all the wars. Mel Gibson told me so, and Braveheart never lies.



j/k

No you're a murderer cause you Jews always start all the wars. Mel Gibson told me so, and Braveheart never lies.



j/k

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?? You're just playing right into the hands of the gay agenda.

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?? You're just playing right into the hands of the gay agenda.

Kinky. ;)

Ah, the feast of El Malagwaina...am I spelling that right?

Kudos to whoever gets the reference...

Did...did...did you just make a biloxi blues reference?

Holy fuck, someone else saw that movie!

Baldwin: here you go (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violence_against_LGBT_people).

Also you should apologize to Jesus (http://www.spiritrestoration.org/Church/All%20About%20Church%20Articles/Was-Jesus-Gay.htm).

I know for a fact that Jesus liked to punch gay people in the nose, just to show how much he hated them. He also occasionally spit on them, and MAYBE even urinated on them. These gay-loving churches might as well split off and join the NY Times and NBC in destroying our country's moral fiber. Eat more Fiber One! A quarter of every dollar spent on Fiber One goes towards the AARP, which is a known defender of American values and traditions.

I know for a fact that Jesus liked to punch gay people in the nose, just to show how much he hated them. He also occasionally spit on them, and MAYBE even urinated on them. These gay-loving churches might as well split off and join the NY Times and NBC in destroying our country's moral fiber. Eat more Fiber One! A quarter of every dollar spent on Fiber One goes towards the AARP, which is a known defender of American values and traditions.

This is sigged.

Gays Bash Christians.

Jesus would bash Christians if he could pull the damn nails out.

Ergo, Jesus is gay.

QED.

Do they rape people? *shudders*

...No, we rape animals. Haven't you heard.

Also anyone else think the "Xians" look gayer and hippie-er than the protesters?

I, for one, welcome our new Gaylords.

I, for one, welcome our new Gaylords.

Well...would Tim Gunn be any worse than the leadership we're used to?

Well...would Tim Gunn be any worse than the leadership we're used to?
Fuck, no. Bring him on, please. :hail:

Fuck, no. Bring him on, please. :hail:

Heh...Gunn could get Kim Jong Il to surrender just by commenting on his hair.

So what does a gay Christian do?

Which side should he take?

Or should he kill himself?

Also is this blog linked in the OP true or not?

For those you who are Christian, here's a Christian websites list of "safe" bands.

While there, check out their extensive list of "gay" bands to avoid!

http://www.lovegodsway.org/SafeBands

Well some of those bands are pretty gay, and I mean the non-homosexual or happy way.

Such as Jonas Brothers, Pink (I know she is just a singer), Scissor Sisters, Madonna (her new stuff) and Nickleback.

But they list Evanescence as a safe band. Now I may be thinking of a different band with a similar band but aren't they an emo/goth band or something like that? Hardly safe.

Even Hollywood actors are catching the gay these days, tragic really

Does anyone else think Baldwin's a bit like Hammurab?

1. Gay people have been flocking, and I mean just flllocking, to martial arts classes over recent years. They are learning how to hurt people, training for violence, through techniques like "blowing a whistle to summon help when attacked", "elbow the ribs and stomp the instep when somebody grabs you from behind", and "be aware of your surroundings".

Gee, and here I tought that the gays somewhat like to be grabbed from behind. ;)

For those you who are Christian, here's a Christian websites list of "safe" bands.

While there, check out their extensive list of "gay" bands to avoid!

http://www.lovegodsway.org/SafeBands

That's a laugh - the Dresden Dolls are a safe band? The same band who have songs like "First Orgasm", "Mandy Goes to Med School" (abortion), "Missed Me" (child abuse), and "Bad Habit" (self-harm)?

Well some of those bands are pretty gay, and I mean the non-homosexual or happy way.

Such as Jonas Brothers, Pink (I know she is just a singer), Scissor Sisters, Madonna (her new stuff) and Nickleback.

But they list Evanescence as a safe band. Now I may be thinking of a different band with a similar band but aren't they an emo/goth band or something like that? Hardly safe.

The also list the Dresden Dolls, who would incredibly offend many people I know. If that's safe music, I don't even want to know what's 'unsafe'.

*takes a look*

Well, that's a laugh. And they don't even list Chumbawamba - how disappointing.

Does anyone else think Baldwin's a bit like Hammurab?

I suspect that Baldwin is Hammurab.They have similar posting styles, and I think he's made comments that indicate he's had previous nations, left, and couldn't stay away.

That's a laugh - the Dresden Dolls are a safe band? The same band who have songs like "First Orgasm", "Mandy Goes to Med School" (abortion), "Missed Me" (child abuse), and "Bad Habit" (self-harm)?

The also list the Dresden Dolls, who would incredibly offend many people I know. If that's safe music, I don't even want to know what's 'unsafe'.

*takes a look*

Well, that's a laugh. And they don't even list Chumbawamba - how disappointing.

That's a shame. But you know they may list Dresden Dolls because they aren't gay where as they are support abortion and maybe self harm the question, however, is Missed Me a song that glorifies child abuse? If not then it may be safe.

I suspect that Baldwin is Hammurab.They have similar posting styles, and I think he's made comments that indicate he's had previous nations, left, and couldn't stay away.

But Hammurab said that he was leaving for a final time a couple of months back. But then, NSG is like Hotel California.

4. Gays are organizing into paramilitary groups to attack Christians, as revealed by their donning of various military uniforms, particularly chest straps and hats.



Excellent.

That's a shame. But you know they may list Dresden Dolls because they aren't gay where as they are support abortion and maybe self harm the question, however, is Missed Me a song that glorifies child abuse? If not then it may be safe.

No, not glorifies. It's a damn good song though.

I'm just entertained that, as long as they don't sing songs with any overtly homsexual themes, they are automatically safe, despite them singing a lot of other stuff which the guy likely would not be happy with.

Or there's Amanda's video for Leeds United, which definitely features a very passionate kiss between two guys.

Ah well, since when have I expected sanity and logic from fundamentalists?

Yeah, that's great. That's wonderful. That's really how you project "We are civil, normal people like everybody else". By attacking other people. You'll get far with that approach.

No, not glorifies. It's a damn good song though.

I'm just entertained that, as long as they don't sing songs with any overtly homsexual themes, they are automatically safe, despite them singing a lot of other stuff which the guy likely would not be happy with.

Or there's Amanda's video for Leeds United, which definitely features a very passionate kiss between two guys.

Ah well, since when have I expected sanity and logic from fundamentalists?

Well he might disagree with them, I don't know but I see you get the point I was trying to make, it is safe because it doesn't glorify homo action.

But then I have never heard any songs by Dresden Dolls

Yeah, that's great. That's wonderful. That's really how you project "We are civil, normal people like everybody else". By attacking other people. You'll get far with that approach.

*head explodes*

Yeah, that's great. That's wonderful. That's really how you project "We are civil, normal people like everybody else". By attacking other people. You'll get far with that approach.

Christians aren't "civil, normal people like everybody else", have never been averse to attacking people and haven't really been interested in projecting anything else, so it's a bit strange in the late sense for you to castigate them for being what they are in this respect. It's just par for the course.

Christians aren't "civil, normal people like everybody else"

I hate to have to defend christians, but, hey, many christians (including :eek: catholics!) ARE civil, normal people. And even more, many, many catholics I know HATE Pope Ratzi.

Of course, many other christians are jerks, ça va sans dire. Religion doesn't make anyone jerkitude-proof.

But in general, the more religious someone is, the more likely they're a jerk.

Conversely, the less religious someone is, the more likely they'll upload those drawings they made of naked ladies.

But in general, the more religious someone is, the more likely they're a jerk.
Alas, yea. There's a difference between what the Latins would have called "pietas" and what in english is called "bigotry". Sadly, many religious people believe that to be TRULY religious one has to be a bigot.

Conversely, the less religious someone is, the more likely they'll upload those drawings they made of naked ladies.
My fianceè just told me that in "Reading Lolita in Tehran" the author (shouldn't it be "autrix"? oh well) reports that the most fundie relatives of her pupils actually used to harass sexually all young girls of their families.

Why religions are so obsessed with sex, I wonder.

Im furious because the gays use the rainbow as their symbol, i mean pick a color and go with it fine but ALL of them? Thats just selfish.

Why religions are so obsessed with sex, I wonder.

The sweetest fruits are the forbidden fruits...

Im furious because the gays use the rainbow as their symbol, i mean pick a color and go with it fine but ALL of them? Thats just selfish.

Because the colours represent everyone, and anyone can be gay. :D

The sweetest fruits are the forbidden fruits...

Because the colours represent everyone, and anyone can be gay. :D

Except for Steven Baldwin.

Steven Baldwin can't be gay.

He can't.

He just can't.

Except for Steven Baldwin.

Steven Baldwin can't be gay.

He can't.

He just can't.

I dunno, it's Steven Baldwin.

Gay males' sibling link: men's homosexuality tied to having older brothers. (http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Gay+males'+sibling+link:+men's+homosexuality+tied+to+having+older...-a0148185714)

As the Mystic 8-Ball says, "Outlook Not Good."

Does anyone else think Baldwin's a bit like Hammurab?
He was Jhahannam too. I called that soon after he appeared.

He was Jhahannam too. I called that soon after he appeared.

The give aways are satirical Christian persona and comments about Christopher Walken.

The give aways are satirical Christian persona and comments about Christopher Walken.

I find that comment EXTREMELY offensive. The savior of mankind, whose teachings changed our world, saved our world, the man who is our redeemer, and who billions of people around the world revere and venerate is NOT the subject of satire.

And neither is Jesus.

Except for Steven Baldwin.

Steven Baldwin can't be gay.

He can't.

He just can't.
i dont think its a big probability. he's been married for 18 years and has 2 children.

YOU are as likely to be gay.

i dont think its a big probability. he's been married for 18 years and has 2 children.
Maybe he's in a walk-in closet.

YOU are as likely to be gay.
Indeed. *calls bookie to place that bet* ;)

i dont think its a big probability. he's been married for 18 years and has 2 children.

YOU are as likely to be gay.

Ah, married with children. Of course. Definitely not gay.

Thank you for proving my point.

Ah, married with children. Of course. Definitely not gay.

Thank you for proving my point.

Two words:

Ted. Haggard.

Two words:

Ted. Haggard.

Its okay. He's going to be a counselor now. Help others. Send him money, its still for God.

I find that comment EXTREMELY offensive. The savior of mankind, whose teachings changed our world, saved our world, the man who is our redeemer, and who billions of people around the world revere and venerate is NOT the subject of satire.

And neither is Jesus.

Good one, Baldwin. I had to do a double take on that.

Christians aren't "civil, normal people like everybody else", have never been averse to attacking people and haven't really been interested in projecting anything else, so it's a bit strange in the late sense for you to castigate them for being what they are in this respect. It's just par for the course.

lol at you, but what about gay Christians?

Good one, Baldwin. I had to do a double take on that.

Yay, really good one.

I find that comment EXTREMELY offensive. The savior of mankind, whose teachings changed our world, saved our world, the man who is our redeemer, and who billions of people around the world revere and venerate is NOT the subject of satire.

And neither is Jesus.

Jesus is not a savior.
Jesus did not change the world.
Jesus is not a redeemer.
Jesus is just an ordinary human being, just like most of NSG.

I find that comment EXTREMELY offensive. The savior of mankind, whose teachings changed our world, saved our world, the man who is our redeemer, and who billions of people around the world revere and venerate is NOT the subject of satire.According to whom? And for what reason? Walken is not THAT important.

Except for Steven Baldwin.

Steven Baldwin can't be gay.

He can't.

He just can't.

Batman is not gay damn it! (http://superdickery.com/index.php?view=article&catid=32%3Aseduction-index&id=35%3Abatmans-not-gay-hes-not-dammit&option=com_content&Itemid=24)

I really think that we need to get back to the original purpose of this thread. Obviously, all those attempting to derail this topic are serving the queer agenda, and trust me, your names have been added to the Master Gay List (MGL). However, can we please talk about all instances of gay violence against Christians? The gay media tries to cover up these attacks, but it is our duty as God fearing Americans to bring these heinous acts out of the closet and into the light. You may also discuss how we as peaceful Christians can respond to such attacks in a way befitting Our Lord - preferably the Old Testament one, pre-Jesus.

Oh, yeah, you did...why the hell did I think Iffy?
Because I'm an inspiration to you.
Jesus is not a savior.
Jesus did not change the world.
Jesus is not a redeemer.
Jesus is just an ordinary human being, just like most of NSG.

You couldn't be more wrong. Most of NSG is neither ordinary nor human.

I really think that we need to get back to the original purpose of this thread. Obviously, all those attempting to derail this topic are serving the queer agenda, and trust me, your names have been added to the Master Gay List (MGL). However, can we please talk about all instances of gay violence against Christians? The gay media tries to cover up these attacks, but it is our duty as God fearing Americans to bring these heinous acts out of the closet and into the light. You may also discuss how we as peaceful Christians can respond to such attacks in a way befitting Our Lord - preferably the Old Testament one, pre-Jesus.

What do you mean OUR lord? Jehovah and Jesus are both dead.

What do you mean OUR lord? Jehovah and Jesus are both dead.

Show me their corpses.

What do you mean OUR lord? Jehovah and Jesus are both dead.
Pics or it didn't happen.

According to whom? And for what reason? Walken is not THAT important.

... You take that back! For your own sake, please, for the love of god take it back.! Oh, I can't bear to watch...

Show me their corpses.

Pics or it didn't happen.

NSG Hivemind online.

Show me their corpses.

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/34/ashesrm2.jpg

I knew I shouldsn't have burned their corpses together. :(

lol at you, but what about gay Christians?

Vidkun Quisling comes to mind.

What do you mean OUR lord? Jehovah and Jesus are both dead.

I was speaking to all of the good soulful Christians out there. I guess if I was speaking to you and your confirmed bachelor friends I would have prayed to N*Sync or whoever you worship.

Don't even get me started on the Gay Mafia. They make such Fabulous offers you can't refuse. :(

The Mauve Hand!

Good one, Baldwin. I had to do a double take on that.

Yeah, check some of the posts, not everybody got it.

According to whom? And for what reason? Walken is not THAT important.

Really, HappyLesbo?

I mean...really?

Virginia Cooper was kind enough to link to this in another thread, and I think it makes a good point:

http://blog.beliefnet.com/crunchycon/2008/11/gay-mob-assaults-peaceful-chri.html

However, we should not hastily judge violent gays based on one encounter. We should hastily judge them based on many things.

1. Gay people have been flocking, and I mean just flllocking, to martial arts classes over recent years. They are learning how to hurt people, training for violence, through techniques like "blowing a whistle to summon help when attacked", "elbow the ribs and stomp the instep when somebody grabs you from behind", and "be aware of your surroundings".

2. The gay propensity for violence has become so acute that Smith & Wesson has had to start producing pink revolvers to keep up with demand.

3. There are increasing images of gay violence in the media, such as Mission Impossible, Mission Impossible 2, Mission Impossible 3, and most recently Valkyrie.

4. Gays are organizing into paramilitary groups to attack Christians, as revealed by their donning of various military uniforms, particularly chest straps and hats.

5. Gay people have been cursing Christians by wrapping shower curtains around them. Seriously, see the above link.

Please, if you have stories of violence by gays against peaceful Christians, please post it.

This is going on my list of unlikely disasters to prepare for.

*searches web for "would you survive gay riot/revolution/invasion/attack" survival quiz*

BRB :D

Vidkun Quisling comes to mind.

Still making me laugh I see.

Really Fass surely you can come up with something better than that?

Don't even get me started on the Gay Mafia. They make such Fabulous offers you can't refuse. :(

They have a new show coming out: Queer eye for the straight mafia

Peaceful Christians? How about contemptuous, disrespectful Christians? Let's see, you've thwarted legal gay marriage in California, what, twice now? Gays wound up in San Fran in the first place because they'd been KICKED OUT of everywhere else. And just when they were about to get equal rights you take those away from them. Then you go INTO one of their biggest neighborhoods, RUBBING THEIR NOSES in the reason they don't have equal rights--and you expected what? Applause? Thank-yous?

I wish those guys had gotten their @$$es handed to them. Seriously, and I'm talking extensive hospital stays for all of them. Not a shred of pity. They knew what would happen. They probably even WANTED it to happen. This way they get to make gays look violent and repressive of Christians. Well, they just happened to pull this stunt in the hometown of the Stonewall riots. I'm sure they knew it, too.

What else is there when peaceful political action doesn't work, when working the system doesn't work, when your enemies come into your home turf rubbing your nose in how much more power and rights they have than you do? What other option is there? If you don't give them any other options they WILL start hitting you. If you don't like it, stop illegally using the power of the state to force your religion down their throats. You'd be very, very surprised how much things would calm down after that.

they just happened to pull this stunt in the hometown of the Stonewall riots. I'm sure they knew it, too.

Uh, Stonewall was in New York, about as far away as you can get and still be in the US.

The Mauve Hand!

^^^
Come on, people, that's clever stuff! I...aw, skip it. :(

Peaceful Christians? How about contemptuous, disrespectful Christians? Let's see, you've thwarted legal gay marriage in California, what, twice now? Gays wound up in San Fran in the first place because they'd been KICKED OUT of everywhere else. And just when they were about to get equal rights you take those away from them. Then you go INTO one of their biggest neighborhoods, RUBBING THEIR NOSES in the reason they don't have equal rights--and you expected what? Applause? Thank-yous?

I wish those guys had gotten their @$$es handed to them. Seriously, and I'm talking extensive hospital stays for all of them. Not a shred of pity. They knew what would happen. They probably even WANTED it to happen. This way they get to make gays look violent and repressive of Christians. Well, they just happened to pull this stunt in the hometown of the Stonewall riots. I'm sure they knew it, too.

What else is there when peaceful political action doesn't work, when working the system doesn't work, when your enemies come into your home turf rubbing your nose in how much more power and rights they have than you do? What other option is there? If you don't give them any other options they WILL start hitting you. If you don't like it, stop illegally using the power of the state to force your religion down their throats. You'd be very, very surprised how much things would calm down after that.

Have you found Jesus today? He could help convert you back to the Light, my lost sheep.

Really Fass surely you can come up with something better than that?

Benedict Arnold, while less famous, may be closer to your referential sphere. There are many traitors and collaborators out there, pick one.

Benedict Arnold, while less famous, may be closer to your referential sphere. There are many traitors and collaborators out there, pick one.

Benedict Arnold had a pretty good reason to turn traitor, to be honest.

Have you found Jesus today? He could help convert you back to the Light, my lost sheep.

Ironically, Jesus seemed to have a far more relaxed view of all forms of sexual relations than his "dad". He after all only spoke out against infidelity within marriage, and then went to hang out with some prostitutes.

But hey - as the Phelpses say "God hates fags". Sure, the lord God has no problem with slavery (as long as you do not beat your slaves up too much), the selling of ones children, massacring a few innocent thousand children and young animals to send a message to their fathers/owners, playing mindgames with His most loyal followers, extermination of most life on earth through drowning, forcing women to marry their rapist, setting fire to people that dare to wear clothes made of two different fabrics and so on and so on - but we obviously cannot disagree with him on THIS issue.

Right ?

Benedict Arnold had a pretty good reason to turn traitor, to be honest.

I would assume most people think they have good reasons for treachery, otherwise they wouldn't do it.

But hey - as the Phelpses say "God hates fags". Sure, the lord God has no problem with slavery (as long as you do not beat your slaves up too much), the selling of ones children, massacring a few innocent thousand children and young animals to send a message to their fathers/owners, playing mindgames with His most loyal followers, extermination of most life on earth through drowning, forcing women to marry their rapist, setting fire to people that dare to wear clothes made of two different fabrics and so on and so on - but we obviously cannot disagree with him on THIS issue.

Right ?

The radical secular government won't allow me to practice my faith as the One True Lord God Almighty wishes! I'm so glad someone else has finally seen my plight and heard my plees besides that wonderful man George W. Bush! Together, you and I can return to the time of Godliness in government, before these liberals got ahold of it and gayed the hell out of it.

I can't believe this thread is still going.

Only in prison. Or prison movies, maybe.

But mostly, gays don't want to rape, they want to pervert. They want to take away our Christian goodness and replace it with the Devil and buttsex.

Face-to-face I would take you seriously, but persons on NSG talk this way for humorous effect regularly.

Anyway, so what? At least the Devil understands the problems of over-population.

Benedict Arnold, while less famous, may be closer to your referential sphere. There are many traitors and collaborators out there, pick one.

Ok now that is funny, you not thinking that I know who Vidkun Quisling was. FYI Fass, I know a lot more about Vidkun Quisling than Benedict Arnold. What with me having a strong interest in WWII, but hey you keep with your misguided belief that those living outside of Europe only know about the history of the US.

But I am intrigued about you calling gay Christians traitors?

You are a strange one Fass.

Benedict Arnold, while less famous, may be closer to your referential sphere. There are many traitors and collaborators out there, pick one.

Nah, I doubt any noticeable number of Christians would feel betrayed if one of them was gay :p

But I am intrigued about you calling gay Christians traitors?
Gays only become Christians in order to infiltrate and gay up the church from the inside.

And they always come from behind.

Oh and I should add that gays can't ever accept the Word of Christ, Lord and Savior, because doing so would cause their minds to explode in contradiction.

...what ARE you guys smoking?
And can I have some?

Given that there are openly gay clergy... they can't feel very traitorous?

Gays only become Christians in order to infiltrate and gay up the church from the inside.

And they always come from behind.

Oh and I should add that gays can't ever accept the Word of Christ, Lord and Savior, because doing so would cause their minds to explode in contradiction.

Wow. If contradiction is what makes people's heads explode, you'd think there'd be a lot more headless among the Abrahamic religions.

Whoa. (http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=80220) Anybody know if this is real or not?

Well, the joke is on this thread. :p

Whoa. (http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=80220) Anybody know if this is real or not?

Well, the joke is on this thread. :p

Wait, you mean frustrated and angry gay people and gay supporters lashed out at their perceived oppressors on blog sites? No, surely not, no!

Wait, you mean frustrated and angry gay people and gay supporters lashed out at their perceived oppressors on blog sites? No, surely not, no!Frustrated and angry being a major understatement in this case, right?

Frustrated and angry being a major understatement in this case, right?

No, not really. Visceral, non-specific threats of violence are common to those with impotent rage -- and impotent rage itself is frightfully common online.

EDIT: Now, if a blogger or respondent starts naming people and getting specific about what they're planning, there's a problem.

No, not really. Visceral, non-specific threats of violence are common to those with impotent rage -- and impotent rage itself is frightfully common online.

EDIT: Now, if a blogger or respondent starts naming people and getting specific about what they're planning, there's a problem.Well, the article says that one of the contributors to one of the blogs listed the addresses of Mormon "facilities".

Another even listed addresses of Mormon facilities.
"I do not openly advocate firebombing or vandalism. What you do with the information is your own choice,"I'm not sure how biased the article is, but that does seem really... I don't know. Is dangerous the right word?

Frustrated and angry being a major understatement in this case, right?

Well.. how would you respond if the leader of over 50% of all Christians would state that you are a global threat, on par with the destruction of the rainforest ? Be flattered ;) ?

How would you respond if a group of people did everything in their power to make sure you can not lead a happy life, despite you never bothering them ? Turn the other cheek ;) ?

Well.. how would you respond if the leader of over 50% of all Christians would state that you are a global threat, on par with the destruction of the rainforest ? Be flattered ;) ?

How would you respond if a group of people did everything in their power to make sure you can not lead a happy life, despite you never bothering them ? Turn the other cheek ;) ?My reaction would, most likely, be the same, or close to it. Though I'd have to actually experience it to find out. (Being discriminated against as an Atheist by the local area has nothing on this. So, I really don't know for sure.)



Haters are just a different kind of appreciator. :p

Well, the article says that one of the contributors to one of the blogs listed the addresses of Mormon "facilities".
I'm not sure how biased the article is, but that does seem really... I don't know. Is dangerous the right word?

I'd say that's dangerous. Also stupid. You don't win over those who are neutral to you by exhibiting the same piss-poor characteristics of your opponents. Posting addresses and then feigning an absence of culpability by disingenuously saying things like "what you do with the information is up to you" as well as the shamefully unveiled threat "I don't openly advocate" violent or destructive behavior is just plain playground juvenile.

Equality doesn't mean adopting the worst qualities of those who oppress you.

And they always come from behind.

What about bottom gays?

And they always come from behind.

Which is why you would want to walk backward through a cornfield. :D